FabSwingers.com forum: whats the worst movie you have watched

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so what movie made you think thats just wasted time out of my life and why was it rubbish mine has to be (killer clowns from outer space) the title gives you a hint to why it was bad why did i bother to watch it

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Valhalla Rising ... shit, shit, utter shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it has to be Fast and Furious II (I think) Tokyo Drift.

I want those 2 hours of my life back.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I think that was III

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By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

bangor

Human centipede

No comment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think that was III"

Oh it might well have been. All I know is that I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a blunt spoon before ever watching it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S.W.A.T.

Utter rubbish, should have asked for a refund

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"S.W.A.T.

Utter rubbish, should have asked for a refund

You're either SWAT or you're not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the BlairWitch Project.....biggest load of rubbish I have ever seen

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think it was called reading burns or something like that, never understood any of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the BlairWitch Project.....biggest load of rubbish I have ever seen

totaly agree, what was with all the hype?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derailed, "starring" Jean Claude Van Damme!

I've seen more acting, drama and realism in an episode of Thunderbirds: 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ridle Scotts attempt at Robin Hood, just awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Morning Bloodmoon, Good Morning World. Worst is anything with Jim Carrey in it dont find him funny. Best has got to be The Shawshank Redemption .... Brill in every way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Worst is anything with Jim Carrey in it dont find him funny. "

Agree with you there: don't understand how he gets work as he's just not funny!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

jonny english is pretty bad, but apart from that ANYTHING with Danny Dyer in....Dyer by name dire by nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 25 years ago I and my wife at the time went ta watch absence of malice at the cinema and i fell ta sleep

Borrrrriiinnnn as feck xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Hollow Man - mainly for the ridiculous climactic fight scene.

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By *elshcouple91Couple
over a year ago

Llandudno

"the BlairWitch Project.....biggest load of rubbish I have ever seen

Have to agree...only time I really did want a refund

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

anything with Spew Grant in......

oops Hugh

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By *elshcouple91Couple
over a year ago

Llandudno

Forgot to mention.....anything with Steven seagal in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O' Brother Where art though (I think was the title) with George Clooney in it. My sister said it was good, so we actually bought it on DVD.... What a pile of steaming pooh it was.

That's a tenner and 90 mins of our lives wasted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anything with stephen seagal

anything with jean claud van damme

and a particularly bad one for me,n i cant remember its name,but it starred nicolas cage as a demonic motorcyclist,utter kak

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"ANYTHING with Danny Dyer in....Dyer by name dire by nature

I thought Severance had it's moments, anyone who's gone on a corporate team building exercise can relate LOL. Granted the good bits were usually when Dyer wasn't in the scene. I do despise him.

The worst film I've seen is MEGA SHARK VERSUS GIANT OCTOPUS, staring Debby Gibson off of the 80's.

I know the film title should have given me a clue to the quality but I was hoping it would be so bad it was awesome, alas it was just bad.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"ANYTHING with Danny Dyer in....Dyer by name dire by nature

I thought Severance had it's moments, anyone who's gone on a corporate team building exercise can relate LOL. Granted the good bits were usually when Dyer wasn't in the scene. I do despise him.

The worst film I've seen is MEGA SHARK VERSUS GIANT OCTOPUS, staring Debby Gibson off of the 80's.

I know the film title should have given me a clue to the quality but I was hoping it would be so bad it was awesome, alas it was just bad."
I just get sick of his "hardman" routine....he sooooooooooo needs a slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a tossup between Vanilla Sky (wtf?) and Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (2 hrs+ of thinking it must get better)

Time I'll never get back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the enterty............. far too scary for me, couldn't sleep for a month after that lol......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Morning

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The worst film I've seen is MEGA SHARK VERSUS GIANT OCTOPUS, staring Debby Gibson off of the 80's.

I know the film title should have given me a clue to the quality but I was hoping it would be so bad it was awesome, alas it was just bad."

Not even when the shark jumps out and bites the bridge?

**not seen it but did hear it being dicussed on the radio a couple of days ago.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

The worst film I've seen is MEGA SHARK VERSUS GIANT OCTOPUS, staring Debby Gibson off of the 80's.

I know the film title should have given me a clue to the quality but I was hoping it would be so bad it was awesome, alas it was just bad.

Not even when the shark jumps out and bites the bridge?

**not seen it but did hear it being dicussed on the radio a couple of days ago."

LOL you really need to watch the trailer on youtube, spectacular!

The scene you mentioned is eclipsed when Mega Shark jumps out of the sea to bite a Boeing 747 passenger jet flying by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a tossup between Vanilla Sky (wtf?) and Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (2 hrs+ of thinking it must get better)

Time I'll never get back!"

Vanilla Sky was voted the most confusing film ever, If you didnt like Cruchie Chicken Dippen Dragon, don't attempt House of Flying Flip Flops

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

Drag me to hell. Its so inconsistent, weird and a crap ending. I wanted the 2hrs or so of my life back.

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Twilight!

I suspect a few ladies here might disagree with me on that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snakes on a plane.

what a load of bollocks!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Slumdog millionaire, i fell asleep twice and im an insominac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the BlairWitch Project.....biggest load of rubbish I have ever seen

absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic....nuff said

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Anything with Danny Dyer in it is an instant crap film award for me too.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mask - I absolutely detest Jim Carrey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no country for old men......just didnt get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zombie strippers. Still not seen the end of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Da Vinci Code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vanilla Sky was voted the most confusing film ever"

wtf!?!

All I can say is there must be some real thick people voting on said poll.

The Spanish original is much better tbf and, coincidentally, also stars Penelope Cruz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Avengers- with Uma Thurman- kept watching as I thought it could only get better.........how wrong was I?

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Bad Taste. Its a film that draws you in as you find yourself thinking this will get better it just has to. It ends up being that bad its brilliant really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen many of the films posted above and mostly agree, but recently, the worst has to be Robin Hood starring Russell Crowe. I had high hopes as the director was also responsible for many good historical and action films but afterwards, (in fact during) I thought, this is time I am never gonna get back.

You always know when its bad if you find yourself sneaking a peek at you watch during the film!

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

Can't decide which film is worse,

The Sin Eater starring Heath ledger or The Limey starring Terrence Stamp.

Both boring as hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cloverfields, I nearly threw up, and the plot was shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spice girls movie .. utter tripe, best of all time ..the godfather xx

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Magnolia......utter pish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snakes on a plane ------ urghhhhh yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think it was called reading burns or something like that, never understood any of it"

Burn after reading ? I love John Malkovich but didn't 'get' that film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad Taste. Its a film that draws you in as you find yourself thinking this will get better it just has to. It ends up being that bad its brilliant really

Bad Taste is a brilliant movie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched quite a few shite films over the years including Body Melt, Hell Asylum, Shaun of the dead, the hottie and the nottie, Ripper, Afterlife and the list goes on :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mamma Mia - wife rented it and we stuck about 30 minutes of it and felt like going and asking for the money back.

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

It a Toss up, choices are:

1) Catchaser (omg, why did I bother? the movie was condensed into the trailer!)

2) Universal Soldier 4 (Omg.. Van Damme looked like he, the actor not the character, had been dug out of a homeless shelter!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watched quite a few shite films over the years including Body Melt, Hell Asylum, Shaun of the dead, the hottie and the nottie, Ripper, Afterlife and the list goes on :P

Shaun of the dead isn't supposed to be a film- it's meant to make you giggle- didn't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"zombie strippers. Still not seen the end of it"

that sounds quite good, Id rather see them than some back street Manchester pub stripper with holes in her stockings and a straggy body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabin Fever, Blair Witch and Paranormal Activity - definitely won't be seeing the follow up to that! Absolute poop!

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By *ibs TcCouple
over a year ago

bracknell

Within the Rock - so called movie guru friend recommended it - utter pile of shite. An hour and a half we will never get back.

Freddy got fingered too - local rental shop had a sign up refusing to give refunds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a fan of Tommy Lee Jones, but he did one, cant even recall its accurate title, but it was about a guy in mexico carting a dead body all over the place on the back of a horse, bored,,,,,,to,,,tears i was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watched quite a few shite films over the years including Body Melt, Hell Asylum, Shaun of the dead, the hottie and the nottie, Ripper, Afterlife and the list goes on :P

Shaun of the dead isn't supposed to be a film- it's meant to make you giggle- didn't you?"

Nope....not a huge fan of British films of this genre and combined with Simon Pegg its a no-go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be a 90's film called jezebel (cast unknown)..it wasn't a porn...but the story was thus....a little girl was raised by grandad and the folk of the town wanted the land that grandad lived on...arguments caused a fatal heart attack and gramps died.

young girl grew up to be a stunning woman and exacted her revenge on all the towns folk by..

shagging all the men

sick twisted bitch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inter_iew with The Vampire - Got 7.4 on IMDB! God alone knows how

Starship Troopers - total dross! director Paul Verhoeven didn't even read the book first. a little bit fascist. The worst film i've ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that peter jackson film...'bad taste'...it certainly was!

ridiculous, though i do believe it has a bit of a cult following.

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