FabSwingers.com forum: "blondes"

By *pecialized OP Man
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when an attractive blonde neighbor came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in her house.

A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angered, she again stormed back in her house.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out yet again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it shut harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked, "Is something wrong?" "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying

"You've Got Mail."

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Grrrrrr

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By *pecialized OP Man
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

I'm guessing blonde lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

LOL and I'm blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm guessing blonde lol"
ooh you cheeky bugger !!!

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By *pecialized OP Man
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

Hey aqua you are blonde and hopefully ill find out true blonde lol

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By *pecialized OP Man
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

I do try kaz lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has someone been watching my house ????? ahem !

not.may be blonde but aint fick ya know

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By *pecialized OP Man
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

hey not all blondes are as fick as too bits of wud lol

(arse tin plated and ready) just most of em lol

JOKE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooooooo

big slap comming lmao ;0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I wonder who's just got himself blocked by every blond on the site...

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl , i like that , ( not blonde ) lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Shame all these blonde jokes are just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO old really.

Yawns.

And grooms lusious blond hair while admiring who the beautiful woman is in my mirror!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well am blonde but collar and cuffs dont match at the moment, got rid of any incriminating evidence.

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By *pecialized OP Man
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

Wow an airplane blonde

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arr its you again the one with the blonde aversion...x

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By *pecialized OP Man
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

No you couldn't be more wrong, I like no I love all kinds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hope so you naughty boy

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By *pecialized OP Man
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

Trust me all colours, what's yours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well they do say blondes have more fun...and boy am i having fun....

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By *pecialized OP Man
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

Can I join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment!

Well maybe one: I have degrees in sociology, psychology and sexology lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trust me all colours, what's yours lol"
very very blonde..xxx natural...xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join in"

yeah join in please....the more the merrier. you just want to make a dizzy blonde dizzier huh!!!

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By *pecialized OP Man
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

To right I'd love to make your head spin and things tingle mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blonde bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blondes dont all have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

agreed.......nearly got you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its myth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you mean I mythed you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never well you can dom me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dom da dom dom dooooommmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dom da dom dom dooooommmm"
ooh is that a dare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

up for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"up for it?"
definitely ...if you are ? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well that would be telling...everybody!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you keep a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol. might do if you stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol. might do if you stop!"
noooo cant give in ffs !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do as your bloody told!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do as your bloody told!"
oh go on then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not in this life time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehehhheh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love you bite me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sharp teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sharp is good

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