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By *ilac OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cheshire

... My penis be if I was male?

Any other females ponder this? Or just me being over tired and slightly delirious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had this thought too!!

I think because I am ample in my boobs I like to think I'd be the same down there.

So glad it's not just me that has these thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No can't say I have ever wondered this

Now you mention it tho, I'd want an aesthetically pleasing one.....

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No can't say I have ever wondered this

Now you mention it tho, I'd want an aesthetically pleasing one....."

This! I want a pretty cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv wondered about being a guy for a day, but never what my cock would look like.

Id like it between 7.5 - 9 inches. Circumcised and lush to look at and eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks to the sex toy industry I'm the proud owner of a very satisfying one it's quite pretty too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"No can't say I have ever wondered this

Now you mention it tho, I'd want an aesthetically pleasing one.....

This! I want a pretty cock! "

Foghorn Leghorn was a pretty handsome fella

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By *usterMan
over a year ago

worthing

maybe OP could ask a ladyboy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's never crossed my mind, until now, my imagination is certainly running riot.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I've wondered about this too. I've often felt bad for men (in general rather than specific ones) because it's not like you get to choose how big it is or what it looks like and you can't change it. Luck of the draw I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've wondered about this too. I've often felt bad for men (in general rather than specific ones) because it's not like you get to choose how big it is or what it looks like and you can't change it. Luck of the draw I guess. "

I was at the back end of the queue when it came to allocating cocks and you just have to make do with what you're given! Ladies can have very effective breast enhancement if they're unhappy with themselves. Not so easy with us guys but, as they say, if life serves you lemons, make lemonade! You just have to live with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks to the sex toy industry I'm the proud owner of a very satisfying one it's quite pretty too "

This !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do men wonder what type of boobs they would have??

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Do men wonder what type of boobs they would have??"

Some don't have to wonder.

A

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I have often said I would like to be a man only to feel what having a cock would be like.

I'm guessing mine would be average length, nice to look at and girthy

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Do men wonder what type of boobs they would have??

Some don't have to wonder.

A"

Bet they all think they'd sit at home playing with them all day.

Mind you... if I had a cock there would be a lot of that going on too. I turn into a different person when armed with a strap on!

*puffs out chest*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always wondered what it feels like to be a man.

I've never wondered what my cock would be like.....until now .

I have often said would love to switch places with my hubby for just a day to see what it feels like to be male.

B x

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"... My penis be if I was male?

Any other females ponder this? Or just me being over tired and slightly delirious. "

Ok having read your profile I would say that you would like a cock to be 3" to 4", thin and generally very small,so you could remain sub, enjoy being humiliated and would likely be part of a cuckold relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting for a high tech strap on which I can feel. I think it might be along time coming so just hoping my hips hold out until then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this is the most interesting question of the week!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I've three cocks. Stubby and thick, slim and long and just right (slightly above average, decent girth).

On and offable for any occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can imagine, if I was a woman for the day, I'd probably not be able to walk after I'd been through the plethora of toys available...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've often wondered how it would feel to have a cock and a prostate. I've never previously wondered how big my cock would be. I'm not that fussed by size so I hope I'd realise many women don't mind much and wouldn't be hung up about it.

I find men obsessed with the size of their cock, or who think that all women are obsessed with what men's cocks look like, are pretty dull.

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By *ilac OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I've often wondered how it would feel to have a cock and a prostate. I've never previously wondered how big my cock would be. I'm not that fussed by size so I hope I'd realise many women don't mind much and wouldn't be hung up about it.

I find men obsessed with the size of their cock, or who think that all women are obsessed with what men's cocks look like, are pretty dull."

Oh what cocks look like are important to me. Not so much size. But I definitely like a pretty cock

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"... My penis be if I was male?

Any other females ponder this? Or just me being over tired and slightly delirious. "

If you had a penis.. you do know to measure it accurately you start at your arse hole and add 2 to the final number. For statistical purposes the number always means you're VWE. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a high tech strap on which I can feel. I think it might be along time coming so just hoping my hips hold out until then! "

Erm..

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If I didn't have a penis I'd miss standing up when I went for a wee...

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By *ilac OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"If I didn't have a penis I'd miss standing up when I went for a wee... "

I'm very envious of this. I tried with a shewee but it didn't quite work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't there a well known saying regarding the size of one's cock?

Something about what you do with it.

I would have to swing my hips about from side to side though.. Makes my when they wave about when erect.. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course, as we all know, Penis size is proportional to the size of your feet, nose, index finger, and deodorant of your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never thought about what it would be like to be a man or have a dick.

But if I had to guess, mine would be slightly bigger than a sky remote and as thick as a can of shaving gel

-Courtney

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"If I didn't have a penis I'd miss standing up when I went for a wee... "

Always reminds me of that Billy Connolly joke - woman says 'I can do anything you can do!' and Billy replies 'Can you piss out of a railway carriage window??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't there a well known saying regarding the size of one's cock?

Something about what you do with it.

I would have to swing my hips about from side to side though.. Makes my when they wave about when erect.. Sorry. "

It's not just the waving, it's the hi-5ing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a vagina it would ruined within a week.

All sorts getting jammed up there.

Rubber dongs, plant pots, phone books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" If I had a vagina it would ruined within a week.

All sorts getting jammed up there.

Rubber dongs, plant pots, phone books

"

That made me think of a message a friend received on here. The guy wanted to use all manner of things including a mobile phone he would call in situ!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


" If I had a vagina it would ruined within a week.

All sorts getting jammed up there.

Rubber dongs, plant pots, phone books

"

You'd probably find they're designed to discourage that sort of behaviour.

For one, rough treatment is painful and causes inconvenience such as bleeding and infections.

Also, the majority of the sensation, for a lot of us at least, isn't internal. We can wear tampons without (usually) feeling that they're there, for instance.

You'd probably give up on plant pots and telephone books fairly soon because of lack of return on investment.

This doesn't speak for all women, of course. I know of a few on another site that like to fuck items such as baseball bats and traffic cones and insert large fruit and vegetables. They tend to be the exception rather than the rule though.

Not that I am suggesting for a minute that you couldn't be an exception too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have this conversation with my partner a fair bit. I reckon as I've big boobs, I'd be well endowed. Inversely, he thinks he'd have D cup boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have this conversation with my partner a fair bit. I reckon as I've big boobs, I'd be well endowed. Inversely, he thinks he'd have D cup boobs. "

Why are boobs the deciding factor for so many on this thread? What about ass, or lips, or whatever?

I guess I'd have a three-incher then. I can see why this bothers men...

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have this conversation with my partner a fair bit. I reckon as I've big boobs, I'd be well endowed. Inversely, he thinks he'd have D cup boobs.

Why are boobs the deciding factor for so many on this thread? What about ass, or lips, or whatever?

I guess I'd have a three-incher then. I can see why this bothers men...

-Courtney"

Cos they grow during puberty, similar to the penis.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm fairly sure my blisters from wanking would be big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any lady's with big hands or feet

iv size 12 feet and huge hands

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By *ilac OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cheshire


" If I had a vagina it would ruined within a week.

All sorts getting jammed up there.

Rubber dongs, plant pots, phone books

"

I love this. Proper chuckled in the queue at the newsagents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fairly sure my blisters from wanking would be big."

Similar to your previous post VV, You'd find they're designed to discourage that sort of behaviour...

Endless wanking will give you a sore cock and a case of blue balls... need some down time in between to recover...

Which should stop the blisters....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a high tech strap on which I can feel. I think it might be along time coming so just hoping my hips hold out until then! "

There is always cowgirl position!

Perfect time to put to use any shite horse impression you may do??

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm fairly sure my blisters from wanking would be big.

Similar to your previous post VV, You'd find they're designed to discourage that sort of behaviour...

Endless wanking will give you a sore cock and a case of blue balls... need some down time in between to recover...

Which should stop the blisters.... "

I expect I'd find that out soon enough. Probably the hard way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have several willy's, my favourite of whom is Sid. Sid the satisfying strap on. Sid has been very popular with the ladies over the past 4 years or so. He's about 7" with a great girth. Always hard and ready for action. Completely unselfish and would never cum first.

I'd like to hope my cock if I were to have one would be like Sid and I'd be as popular with the ladies as Sid is.

But.....

I'd probably have a micro cock that was only useful as the brunt of jokes and pissing out of!!

That'd be just my luck?!

I often say, "I'd love to have a cock right now!!"

Sids great fun, but to actually be able to feel that?

I don't have a cock. But I behave like a bellend and am a massive cock at times!

I am already a huge cock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fairly sure my blisters from wanking would be big.

Similar to your previous post VV, You'd find they're designed to discourage that sort of behaviour...

Endless wanking will give you a sore cock and a case of blue balls... need some down time in between to recover...

Which should stop the blisters....

I expect I'd find that out soon enough. Probably the hard way!"

No puns intended of course

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

I've often wondered what it would be like to have a cock so I can experience a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd totally abuse someone to give me oral if I had a pussy, just because I think the feeling would be better than a blowjob, if I had tits too, and it was relative to penis size, I think a c cup maybe, erring towards d, but the left would be smaller because I'm weird like that

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I can see the ladies going for ops on there cocks just so that they can be

pretty cock

aesthetically pleasing

lush to look

between 7.5 - 9 inches

nice to look at and girthy

Circumcised

you ladies wonder why us men dont have inferior complexes about the sizes and thickness of our cocks

we are born with what we have and some are circumcised as a baby

but we have to learn how to use it and also to pleasure you ladies with it

though it wouldnt be fair to the ladies it would have to be a couple of months in a body swap situation then we can feel everything that you feel including the wrong time of the month scene

id probably try everything that i could do in that hole month with a body swap situation

part of reason why i like a couple of films

the hot chick where hes running for the tampons and screams when the body swap has occured and goes for a pee

Sorority Boys (2002)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm fairly sure my blisters from wanking would be big.

Similar to your previous post VV, You'd find they're designed to discourage that sort of behaviour...

Endless wanking will give you a sore cock and a case of blue balls... need some down time in between to recover...

Which should stop the blisters....

I expect I'd find that out soon enough. Probably the hard way!

No puns intended of course"

It wasn't intended but I did notice it and decide to leave it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fairly sure my blisters from wanking would be big.

Similar to your previous post VV, You'd find they're designed to discourage that sort of behaviour...

Endless wanking will give you a sore cock and a case of blue balls... need some down time in between to recover...

Which should stop the blisters....

I expect I'd find that out soon enough. Probably the hard way!

No puns intended of course

It wasn't intended but I did notice it and decide to leave it."

Hahaha, I appreciate a good pun, however, you're more likely to break it than cause a blister interestingly enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...as long as two pens

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"...as long as two pens"

In what size font?

two pens

is not very long on my 'phone screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon I'd have a right saggy fanny.

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