FabSwingers.com forum: chat up lines from single guys

By *ooty and suu OP Couple
over a year ago

barnsley

we just had one

id fuck you because your local

and you got nice tits

come on guys give us girls a break

what would yours be lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank you i am abit rusty lol

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By *ooty and suu OP Couple
over a year ago

barnsley

a bit pmsl

keep watching this thread im sure you will get some help lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we just had one

id fuck you because your local

and you got nice tits

come on guys give us girls a break

what would yours be lol "

You are lucky your getting the classy ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancy some fun

really does my head in, especially when there is nothin on their profiles ie pics or even anything written, do they seriously think this line will work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best one so far has been "u im ****" well what woman could refuse that lol xxx Lois xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

today from a couple

hi im bond.... unibond cause we want to fill ur crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got today

Your Fat but ill do you

my reply was

least i can loose weight but you need a new face !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fancy meeting up tonight as ive got some where special to take you .... My bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fancy meeting up tonight as ive got some where special to take you .... My bed lol

thats not actually bad :P x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we just had one

id fuck you because your local

and you got nice tits

come on guys give us girls a break

what would yours be lol "

my name is Sweep and I want to play too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I’m bond,

James Bond?

No uni-bond and I’m here to fill some cracks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too many to list!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had "now then i think you need a me in your life"! he had a two line profile which more or less stated he would shag anything!

I don't know whether to be flattered or offended lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/11/10 22:37:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The negativity towards single males on here is appalling! You ladies be honest, you love it!

And strive on the attention

Bip xx

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By *ooty and suu OP Couple
over a year ago

barnsley

if you get off on thinking that

enjoy yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you want sum fun, go to bingo. If you want to fuck, call me

smooth talkin' bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Bi and have a brain!

No introductions or suggestions required!

"if you get off on thinking that

enjoy yourself "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still chuckle at the one Granny had last week:

Hi, I'm 8" and thick

Brill, sheer class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a less than clever garden gnome by any chance?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"you look fit, fancy a fuck?"

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Your hair looks like straw... nice straw.

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By *ooty and suu OP Couple
over a year ago

barnsley

im going to bed you wana join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im going to bed you wana join me "

That's quite sweet.

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

Just had an email with this one:

A guy walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman..

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'

The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?

''What's so special about it?'

The guy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies

'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The guy smiles, taps his watch and says,

' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one that said..."you look like Kathy Burke"

Hmmm, was that a chat up line or an insult lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say we have had some very polite charming and attractive ones over the time.

It's not all bad.

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By *ooty and suu OP Couple
over a year ago

barnsley

we agree some are nice and polite

well worth reading and considering

but as a rule we only meet single guys at clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I had the absolute best one ever yesterday,it made me giggle for ages but as it was a pm I can't post it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one this morning,it goes like this

I know its cold,but I could warm you up with all my cum over your tits.

wow wow wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had one yesterday....'would you give me a blow-job for £20 quid please'. As polite as he was I did decline lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had an email with this one:

A guy walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman..

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'

The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?

''What's so special about it?'

The guy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies

'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The guy smiles, taps his watch and says,

' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

Now that would work on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Monday from a 22 year old: "I've got a fat cock for a fat cow!"

I came instantly at that charming offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one last week,I have not had sex for months and have so much cum in my balls,fancy helping out

I messaged back and said have a wank!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sassy thats awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once spotted a girl in a niteclub abd fancied her something rotten so I walked up to her and said, "I bet I can tell you your birthday by feeling your left breast," to which she replied, "go on then, I'm intrigued now."

So I copped a feel, squeezed it for a little while then said, "September 14th."

She replied, "Wow, how the fuck did you know that!"

I said, "I asked yer mate a few minutes ago."

And yes, we shagged that night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I cum over your pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sassy thats awful"

Silly young boy with too much time on his hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i be ur bar of soap?

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By *arlot ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

amongst many many inane lines - the one that began 'i'm sorry if i've pestered you before'...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"amongst many many inane lines - the one that began 'i'm sorry if i've pestered you before'..............."

Is that really so bad?

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By *arlot ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

"amongst many many inane lines - the one that began 'i'm sorry if i've pestered you before'...............

Is that really so bad?"
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yes - starting with an apology and the word pester - I just shut down - today i've had messages along the lines of - hey, babes, wana fuck - hi hunni u wont 2 met me lter - wow - hey - i'm not to far, u wanna meet now - you get the idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I do...I just think you highlighted the least offensive of the lot.

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By *arlot ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

"Of course I do...I just think you highlighted the least offensive of the lot."

i didn't say it was offensive in the slightest - just a very weak and lily livered way to start a message when you're trying to make an impression!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Are your tits spunk friendly"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose we all read things differently.I think that's the problem with written communication...you only need to look through the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u don't need to try your luck wi' me

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By *arlot ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

"u don't need to try your luck wi' me"

is that one you sent or one you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"u don't need to try your luck wi' me

is that one you sent or one you got?"

it's mine but never sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't really use chat up lines i rely on my natural charm and looks and style.

OK things have been a bit slow for the last 15 years.....

But have heard these...

Do you like cartoons i may not be fred flintstone but i could make your bedrock

You have eyes like spanners

everytime i see them my nuts tighten

and yes the top bit was a joke

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