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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just watching something about them on TV.

What would you expect from a 5* hotel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matching his and her robes and a free mini bar. I'm easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matching his and her robes and a free mini bar. I'm easily pleased "

Shines, Paisley patterned smoking Jacket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot and cold running maids

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By *harlie141r42Man
over a year ago

galway

Two maids in heels, short black skirts, suspenders and stocking for the turn down service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matching his and her robes and a free mini bar. I'm easily pleased

Shines, Paisley patterned smoking Jacket? "
you know me well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matching his and her robes and a free mini bar. I'm easily pleased "

That's and a top flight chef would do me nicely thank you

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Two hunks washed and brought to my room...and a camera for Mr ruggers to take the pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and some rose petals on me pillow.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Pretty much whatever I wanted, as long as I was willing to pay for it.

That's what a concierge service is for

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Is it the programme in Dubai??

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By *iMMFirsttimeCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham & London

A goblin teas maid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it the programme in Dubai??"

Yes, what do you make of the lovely blue lounge of the couple, with matching blue leather sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two hunks washed and brought to my room...and a camera for Mr ruggers to take the pics."
you would not get that in travelodge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst hotel stay I ever had was a 5 star at St Paul's. Cant beat a good budget

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Two hunks washed and brought to my room...and a camera for Mr ruggers to take the pics. you would not get that in travelodge "

No. I have to find them myself and bring them with me....can't get the service eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two hunks washed and brought to my room...and a camera for Mr ruggers to take the pics. you would not get that in travelodge

No. I have to find them myself and bring them with me....can't get the service eh"
yep I'm afraid so. 2 unwashed beer bellied alcoholics is the going rate at travelodge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be treated as an individual by the staff.

A decent amount of square metre bedroom wise.

Luxurious bathroom & toiletries.

A fabulous restaurant & bar.

Swimming pool / Spa.

Not much really....

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Two hunks washed and brought to my room...and a camera for Mr ruggers to take the pics. you would not get that in travelodge

No. I have to find them myself and bring them with me....can't get the service eh yep I'm afraid so. 2 unwashed beer bellied alcoholics is the going rate at travelodge "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I stayed in a 3***+ hotel in Turkey in May

And I would def rate the room and hotel in general a 3***, if not a 4**** rating. The food however was poor.

Stayed in a 5***** hotel in Egypt and definitely wouldn't rate it a 5*****. The rooms were a 2** at a push. The food and hotel in general was worth a 4****

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Matching his and her robes and a free mini bar. I'm easily pleased "

And slippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bath! "

Gotta have a bath!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matching his and her robes and a free mini bar. I'm easily pleased

And slippers "
oh got to have me slippers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stayed in a 3***+ hotel in Turkey in May

And I would def rate the room and hotel in general a 3***, if not a 4**** rating. The food however was poor.

Stayed in a 5***** hotel in Egypt and definitely wouldn't rate it a 5*****. The rooms were a 2** at a push. The food and hotel in general was worth a 4****"

The star * rating is a wee bit flawed because it varies so dramaticly from country to country

For example a 5* property in a city like NYC would be superior to an equivalent * rating in say Marmaris / Sharm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pool, steam room, sauna, and a dance floor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stayed in a 3***+ hotel in Turkey in May

And I would def rate the room and hotel in general a 3***, if not a 4**** rating. The food however was poor.

Stayed in a 5***** hotel in Egypt and definitely wouldn't rate it a 5*****. The rooms were a 2** at a push. The food and hotel in general was worth a 4****

The star * rating is a wee bit flawed because it varies so dramaticly from country to country

For example a 5* property in a city like NYC would be superior to an equivalent * rating in say Marmaris / Sharm."

Yes, I understand that, but I was confused by the ratings from Turkey/Egypt.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Is it the programme in Dubai??

Yes, what do you make of the lovely blue lounge of the couple, with matching blue leather sofa "

Tres chic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some opal fruit fanny wash

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"some opal fruit fanny wash "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stayed in a 3***+ hotel in Turkey in May

And I would def rate the room and hotel in general a 3***, if not a 4**** rating. The food however was poor.

Stayed in a 5***** hotel in Egypt and definitely wouldn't rate it a 5*****. The rooms were a 2** at a push. The food and hotel in general was worth a 4****

The star * rating is a wee bit flawed because it varies so dramaticly from country to country

For example a 5* property in a city like NYC would be superior to an equivalent * rating in say Marmaris / Sharm.

Yes, I understand that, but I was confused by the ratings from Turkey/Egypt. "

That's because what gives a hotel it's star rating varies depending on the region

For example in Turkey the food maybe the top criteria for a high star rating

Egypt it could be the facilities such as swimming pool / recreation / entertainment.

Italy the cleanliness of rooms.

And so on....

it can be very confusing at times!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"I stayed in a 3***+ hotel in Turkey in May

And I would def rate the room and hotel in general a 3***, if not a 4**** rating. The food however was poor.

Stayed in a 5***** hotel in Egypt and definitely wouldn't rate it a 5*****. The rooms were a 2** at a push. The food and hotel in general was worth a 4****

The star * rating is a wee bit flawed because it varies so dramaticly from country to country

For example a 5* property in a city like NYC would be superior to an equivalent * rating in say Marmaris / Sharm.

Yes, I understand that, but I was confused by the ratings from Turkey/Egypt.

That's because what gives a hotel it's star rating varies depending on the region

For example in Turkey the food maybe the top criteria for a high star rating

Egypt it could be the facilities such as swimming pool / recreation / entertainment.

Italy the cleanliness of rooms.

And so on....

it can be very confusing at times!

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The very best establishments will move you to different continents as you enjoy yourself!

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

5* hotel should be able to help you with something that you have not yet thought of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like them have an poverty option where guests can choose to stay in a very basic budget room but still pay premium room rate which the hotel then donates to a homeless charity.....

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