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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Today a lad at work was going on about this thing called a 'monkey face' so I thought I'd Google search for what it was, description is below....feel free to comment after reading!!

a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!

"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Who thinks this shit up?

Gotta love urban dictionary though

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still recovering from finding out what a Dirty Sanchez actually is, I just thought it was a t.v. show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who thinks this shit up?

Gotta love urban dictionary though "

My guess is a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I keep seeing Brian Blessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today a lad at work was going on about this thing called a 'monkey face' so I thought I'd Google search for what it was, description is below....feel free to comment after reading!!

a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!

"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?""

Lovely. Except for the pubic shavings.

* Shudders *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Who thinks this shit up?

Gotta love urban dictionary though "

Hey, lads, I know what we can do that's a laugh. Let's think up the weirdest sex acts and fetishes we can and put them on the internet like they are real things. Let's see if we can get people to try them or maybe get them to catch on as a trend! Now, what really stupid stuff can we con people into doing...

At least, that's my guess. I expect there was also alcohol involved.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Why do I keep seeing Brian Blessed "

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Total lad culture shite,another idiotic dreamer who hates females and is a secret lay by visiter by the sound of it...!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Why do I keep seeing Brian Blessed "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who thinks this shit up?

Gotta love urban dictionary though

Hey, lads, I know what we can do that's a laugh. Let's think up the weirdest sex acts and fetishes we can and put them on the internet like they are real things. Let's see if we can get people to try them or maybe get them to catch on as a trend! Now, what really stupid stuff can we con people into doing...

At least, that's my guess. I expect there was also alcohol involved."

I'm up for trying some of that! What ideas have you got in mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who thinks this shit up?

Gotta love urban dictionary though

Hey, lads, I know what we can do that's a laugh. Let's think up the weirdest sex acts and fetishes we can and put them on the internet like they are real things. Let's see if we can get people to try them or maybe get them to catch on as a trend! Now, what really stupid stuff can we con people into doing...

At least, that's my guess. I expect there was also alcohol involved."

Nah: schoolyard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still recovering from finding out what a Dirty Sanchez actually is, I just thought it was a t.v. show "

Thanx Dan

After seeing this I've googled it to see what it was as I also thought it was just a TV show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting the weird things people come up with

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