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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Just rang me, I answered and she said " its OK I don't want you" and put the phone down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charming!

But I'd love my mum to call me...there's no phones in heaven though

Gotta love ya mum! Reading things like this make realise it's the silly little a things bless your mummy!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just rang me, I answered and she said " its OK I don't want you" and put the phone down "
PMSL class, gotta love mums

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My Mum does stuff like that all the time. I set up her Facebook account using an old email and she just got a new iPhone and it wouldn't let her log in. I told her to click the 'forgotten password' link and put in the email address so a new password would be sent... she replied 'what will I write in the email?'

*bangs head off desk*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just rang me, I answered and she said " its OK I don't want you" and put the phone down PMSL class, gotta love mums "

I know I do.

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By *otwifeforyouCouple
over a year ago

wakefield

I know how you feel xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I could probably write a book about my mum's mumisms.

The hire car keys on the day we were returning home from a holiday in France was a good one.

I'd like to recount the story but just the memory is painful enough.

I love my mum but sometimes she needs very careful supervision.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The other month they went to somewhere near Bristol for a few days, while the kitchen was being done.

When they returned home she had left her handbag, couldn't wait for them to post it on as it had all the documentation she needed to pay the workmen on the Monday.

So my stepdad had to drive all the way back to Bristol the next day to fetch it

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

My mum rings my home phone and then asks if I'm in?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's not one thing,it's yr mother.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Haha... when I phone home I'll say 'hi Dad, it's me...' and without fail every time he says 'who's me?'

Fud!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My mum rings my home phone and then asks if I'm in?!? "

Either that or it's 'where are you?' Well given you've just phoned me at home where do you think I am?!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I love these

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

my mum frequently hands me something from the fridge and says "your father and I hate these so we thought we'd give them to you"

Or my favourite Dadism "nobody ever texts me"

Me: "dad you don't have a mobile"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum and my auntie went out for lunch recently and said they would call in and see me as I live a few hundred metres from the restaurant they were visiting. Said they'd text me after then come and see me.

Neither of them took their mobile phones with them so they drove back to my mums, half an hour away, then text me that they were on their way !!!

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Mine moved home twice and forgot to tell me hmmm not sure but I think she is trying to tell me somthing.

Bitch! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Charming!

But I'd love my mum to call me...there's no phones in heaven though

Gotta love ya mum! Reading things like this make realise it's the silly little a things bless your mummy!.."

So would I. It is the small things . Love your Mums ladies and gents. You are very lucky to have them. X

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my mum phoned me and went quiet after an hour .. turned out she had fallen asleep!!!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Just rang me, I answered and she said " its OK I don't want you" and put the phone down PMSL class, gotta love mums

I know I do."

I thought this was going to be you starting this thread

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"I could probably write a book about my mum's mumisms.

The hire car keys on the day we were returning home from a holiday in France was a good one.

I'd like to recount the story but just the memory is painful enough.

I love my mum but sometimes she needs very careful supervision."

You can't leave it like that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum and me have the same initials so my dad will ring me and ask why I'm answering my mums phone!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Text just in...

Mum: I keep getting notifications about the Google app. Should I get it?

Me: I have the Google app... it's handy.

Mum: Handy for what?

Me: Googling!!

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By *ADBOY9.5Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Sorry to hear about ur mum x song know what I'd do wiv out my mum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any mother whom disowns their son or daughter you are SCUM, my mother loved me to bits when the day comes she passes away it will kick u so fuckin hard.

1998 my mum passed away yea i was 17 deal with that n put that in your pie hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum has forgotten she has children, she has a better social life than me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Any mother whom disowns their son or daughter you are SCUM, my mother loved me to bits when the day comes she passes away it will kick u so fuckin hard.

1998 my mum passed away yea i was 17 deal with that n put that in your pie hole. "

I'm sorry to hear that.

Nobody here has disowned their son or daughter though.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

My mum once asked me "whats the number for 1471?" when I started laughing she got really angry and frustrated and said "just tell me what it is!" so I said "Ok mum, its 1...4...7...1..."!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

My mother got in a right hissy fit when she couldn't find her car keys and me and dad wouldn't ring them crazy freak.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I could probably write a book about my mum's mumisms.

The hire car keys on the day we were returning home from a holiday in France was a good one.

I'd like to recount the story but just the memory is painful enough.

I love my mum but sometimes she needs very careful supervision.

You can't leave it like that !"

It's a bit complicated. I'm not sure I have the energy. Maybe tomorrow.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Wish my Mum was still here to ring

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Not my mum but my nan, had to have a false eye and got numerous phone calls saying it had fallen out and had landed in her dinner so i would go round and pop it back in again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any mother whom disowns their son or daughter you are SCUM, my mother loved me to bits when the day comes she passes away it will kick u so fuckin hard.

1998 my mum passed away yea i was 17 deal with that n put that in your pie hole. "

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I could probably write a book about my mum's mumisms.

The hire car keys on the day we were returning home from a holiday in France was a good one.

I'd like to recount the story but just the memory is painful enough.

I love my mum but sometimes she needs very careful supervision.

You can't leave it like that !"

Oooo-kay, here we go. It's a bit of a saga, so bear with me.

Mum and I went on holiday to France. We hired a car, which we picked up at the airport, (which was a small-ish airport). We were told at the end of the holiday to drop the keys in a letterbox on the side of the rental office.

Come the end of the holiday, we return to the airport. We had to park the car on a car park some way from the terminal, so mum dropped me off by the terminal with the bags whilst she went to park.

It was baking hot, with no shade nearby, but I didn't think she'd be long.

Maybe 10 minutes later she walks up, from my left, which was the direction of the car park.

"Ok", I said, "we just have to drop the keys off". "I've done it!", mum announces brightly. I look at her for a second, confused. "How?", I ask, turning to look at the rental office, which is a little over to my right. Mum looks for a second then a look of terrible realisation settles on her face and she turns to look at an office building some way off to the left, which she had to pass on her way back to me.

Yep, she'd confused a random office on the airport site with the car hire office, (I've no idea how. The office building was plain and the car hire office was plastered with branding and adverts), and dropped the hire car keys into their mailbox.

Before I can say anything, she rushes off, leaving me, (fair skinned, burn very easily, no sunscreen because I didn't expect to need it), in the scorching sun with the luggage.

She rushes back to the office. The mailbox is an external one but there's no way she can reach inside to get the keys. It's a Saturday. The office is closed. She starts knocking on the door anyway. Nobody answers. Finally she comes back over to me, flustered and in a panic. I suggest we go to the car hire office and explain. She agrees but then says, "let me try once more". She dashes back to the random office and starts knocking on the door again.

After several minutes a woman finally comes to the door. She is working the weekend and is the only one in the office.

Mum explains the situation but the woman does not have the key to the mailbox. Together they start trying to extract the keys. Several attempts, such as feeding strips of sellotape into the mailbox ( ) fail. I'm starting to expire from too much sun by this point, having been standing there for at least half an hour, but there's far too much luggage for me to be able to move, and nobody around I can ask for help. I don't even have any water with me and am getting very thirsty.

The woman disappears back into the office. A couple of minutes later she emerges with a metal coat hanger. Some coat hanger wrestling ensues and a hook is fashioned. A few attempts, and some adjustments later and the keys are successfully captured. It's probably 35 or 40 minutes since mum left me to drop off the car. Thankfully we were early to check in for the flight and weren't at risk of missing it.

Mum thanks the woman profusely, returns to me and we drop the keys into the correct mailbox. We get on with checking-in for our flight home, rather less composed than when we had been when we first reached the airport!

See? She needs close supervision!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I could probably write a book about my mum's mumisms.

The hire car keys on the day we were returning home from a holiday in France was a good one.

I'd like to recount the story but just the memory is painful enough.

I love my mum but sometimes she needs very careful supervision.

You can't leave it like that !

Oooo-kay, here we go. It's a bit of a saga, so bear with me.

Mum and I went on holiday to France. We hired a car, which we picked up at the airport, (which was a small-ish airport). We were told at the end of the holiday to drop the keys in a letterbox on the side of the rental office.

Come the end of the holiday, we return to the airport. We had to park the car on a car park some way from the terminal, so mum dropped me off by the terminal with the bags whilst she went to park.

It was baking hot, with no shade nearby, but I didn't think she'd be long.

Maybe 10 minutes later she walks up, from my left, which was the direction of the car park.

"Ok", I said, "we just have to drop the keys off". "I've done it!", mum announces brightly. I look at her for a second, confused. "How?", I ask, turning to look at the rental office, which is a little over to my right. Mum looks for a second then a look of terrible realisation settles on her face and she turns to look at an office building some way off to the left, which she had to pass on her way back to me.

Yep, she'd confused a random office on the airport site with the car hire office, (I've no idea how. The office building was plain and the car hire office was plastered with branding and adverts), and dropped the hire car keys into their mailbox.

Before I can say anything, she rushes off, leaving me, (fair skinned, burn very easily, no sunscreen because I didn't expect to need it), in the scorching sun with the luggage.

She rushes back to the office. The mailbox is an external one but there's no way she can reach inside to get the keys. It's a Saturday. The office is closed. She starts knocking on the door anyway. Nobody answers. Finally she comes back over to me, flustered and in a panic. I suggest we go to the car hire office and explain. She agrees but then says, "let me try once more". She dashes back to the random office and starts knocking on the door again.

After several minutes a woman finally comes to the door. She is working the weekend and is the only one in the office.

Mum explains the situation but the woman does not have the key to the mailbox. Together they start trying to extract the keys. Several attempts, such as feeding strips of sellotape into the mailbox ( ) fail. I'm starting to expire from too much sun by this point, having been standing there for at least half an hour, but there's far too much luggage for me to be able to move, and nobody around I can ask for help. I don't even have any water with me and am getting very thirsty.

The woman disappears back into the office. A couple of minutes later she emerges with a metal coat hanger. Some coat hanger wrestling ensues and a hook is fashioned. A few attempts, and some adjustments later and the keys are successfully captured. It's probably 35 or 40 minutes since mum left me to drop off the car. Thankfully we were early to check in for the flight and weren't at risk of missing it.

Mum thanks the woman profusely, returns to me and we drop the keys into the correct mailbox. We get on with checking-in for our flight home, rather less composed than when we had been when we first reached the airport!

See? She needs close supervision! "

LMAO

This will be you in 30 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum is very astute for an 83 yr old. She's always been the voice of reason in my family and never judges us for anything we do. Id like to be able to find a decent man to settle down with before she leaves us for her peace of mind. She worries about us.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"

LMAO

This will be you in 30 years"

Oh heck, thanks for that!

I seriously hope not!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Bumping for Ruggers

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Hahaha....lets hope the other Joe isn't right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum and dad's amazing saved my ass no end of times mum however has problems keeping her mouth shut on embarrassing or just not something you want shared in tesco lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum rings my home phone and then asks if I'm in?!? "

Lol I get the same reply or where are you? Er, I'm at home mum lol.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

My dad is far worse him and mum had massive row over Xmas and his incompetence to buy the correct person the correct present in the correct size to the correct location

My brothers gf has now 2 lots of perfume from him and someone has got the wrong size of something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Charming!

But I'd love my mum to call me...there's no phones in heaven though

Gotta love ya mum! Reading things like this make realise it's the silly little a things bless your mummy!.."

I couldn't agree more. I'm currently looking after mine who is at end of life sadly slowly dying

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"But I'd love my mum to call me...there's no phones in heaven though"

This is so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just rang me, I answered and she said " its OK I don't want you" and put the phone down "
for Xmas dinner I think she meant ,awww

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