FabSwingers.com forum: the realisation you are officially middle aged....

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i am no long a hip youngster... I have just bought some super nice shirts from debenhams..... the cool kids don't shop there!! in fact they now probably look down on me...

and so i realise i am middle aged... i bought them because they "looked comfy"....

and it was too depressing watching the football the other say when i realised i was now old enough to be a lot of their dads!!!

oh well.... i suppose the mid life crisis is next!!!!!

so when did you realise you weren't "young" anymore

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm gonna live to be 101 so not middle aged. Not yet anyway. I have gone grey but it's a combination of age and sun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha... It's all about PMA.. I never consider being old or middle-aged.. After all 60 is the new 40, with that being the case it makes me 24, happy days..

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

This didn't happen to us, but some friends of ours went to Nandos and spent half an hour wondering why they weren't being served, then gave up and left - we, on the other hand, love nandos and go there all the time, until school's out and the teenagers take over, then we retire to our rocking chairs and slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am no long a hip youngster... I have just bought some super nice shirts from debenhams..... the cool kids don't shop there!! in fact they now probably look down on me...

and so i realise i am middle aged... i bought them because they "looked comfy"....

and it was too depressing watching the football the other say when i realised i was now old enough to be a lot of their dads!!!

oh well.... i suppose the mid life crisis is next!!!!!

so when did you realise you weren't "young" anymore"

Experiencing middle aged spread!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I still feel young.

I get called Madam rather than Miss and everyone assumes I must be married, but I still feel young.

I've got a wardrobe full of 4"-6" heels I never go anywhere to wear but I am still not old dammit!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

So when did you realise you weren't young anymore..

While waiting in line at a concert we went too. I looked around and felt ancient, we were probably old enough to be most of their parents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel alive, and that's good enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On behalf of the under 35s tea association, we wish you all the best and are happy to teach you how to use any new phones/technology that comes out.

God bless.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"On behalf of the under 35s tea association, we wish you all the best and are happy to teach you how to use any new phones/technology that comes out.

God bless."

Bog off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found myself looking at jumpers in Marks and Spencer a few weeks back, it hit me that I'm middle aged too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am no long a hip youngster... I have just bought some super nice shirts from debenhams..... the cool kids don't shop there!! in fact they now probably look down on me...

and so i realise i am middle aged... i bought them because they "looked comfy"....

and it was too depressing watching the football the other say when i realised i was now old enough to be a lot of their dads!!!

oh well.... i suppose the mid life crisis is next!!!!!

so when did you realise you weren't "young" anymore"

I havnt had time to give it much thought

maybe in a few years time

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"On behalf of the under 35s tea association, we wish you all the best and are happy to teach you how to use any new phones/technology that comes out.

God bless."

I'm fairly frequently asked by under 35s to help them with technology they've buggered up or can't use, so I think we'll probably be fine ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of my shoes are high heels

But at the weekend I tried on some sensible shoes and nearly brought them for comfort reasons.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Don't think my brain will ever catch up with the passing years! Think also when ya look back , people of a " certain age" were expected ta fit into the box that their age represented ? Thats not so nowadays ( twin set n pearls deff aint me! Lol )

Just live it! Dead a long time eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On behalf of the under 35s tea association, we wish you all the best and are happy to teach you how to use any new phones/technology that comes out.

God bless.

I'm fairly frequently asked by under 35s to help them with technology they've buggered up or can't use, so I think we'll probably be fine ta."

We also help with dementia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found myself looking at jumpers in Marks and Spencer a few weeks back, it hit me that I'm middle aged too

On no, don't go clothes shoppin' at Marks and Spencer.

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"On behalf of the under 35s tea association, we wish you all the best and are happy to teach you how to use any new phones/technology that comes out.

God bless."

I have my iphone 6 plus on the "grandfather" setting as it is... really big buttons and text to read!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still feel young and don't think any different if I'm honest ......I can still get manage to get up to page 13 of the karma sutra then my knees fucked ... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found myself looking at jumpers in Marks and Spencer a few weeks back, it hit me that I'm middle aged too

On no, don't go clothes shoppin' at Marks and Spencer."

I'll have you know Jim that they sell some very fine quality products tha...

OH SHIT!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"On behalf of the under 35s tea association, we wish you all the best and are happy to teach you how to use any new phones/technology that comes out.

God bless.

I'm fairly frequently asked by under 35s to help them with technology they've buggered up or can't use, so I think we'll probably be fine ta.

We also help with dementia. "

Can you help with my bloody Computing Master's degree? That might be actually useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I go for comfort rather than high heeled shoes oh and elastic waist lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found myself looking at jumpers in Marks and Spencer a few weeks back, it hit me that I'm middle aged too

On no, don't go clothes shoppin' at Marks and Spencer.

I'll have you know Jim that they sell some very fine quality products tha...

OH SHIT!

Omg. I purchase from Marks and Sparks

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By *kmale65000Man
over a year ago

doncaster

When doing anything mildly strenuous is accompanied by a strange moaning noise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help with my bloody Computing Master's degree? That might be actually useful

What's the point when you've got to retire soon anyway?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Most of my shoes are high heels

But at the weekend I tried on some sensible shoes and nearly brought them for comfort reasons. "

I thought about wearing a pair of sensible shoes to a wedding last week. Until Mr B told me I would look like an old biddy. I suffered in my high heels all day but they did look good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being in a nightclub and people you used to babysit coming up to you! Felt proper ancient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I turned 40 it hit me that there were more people younger than me than older

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Can you help with my bloody Computing Master's degree? That might be actually useful

What's the point when you've got to retire soon anyway?"

You have to be joking. Under our current government, ordinary people will have to work until they drop dead. Retirement won't be allowed. If you can't work, you're of no use and shouldn't be fed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help with my bloody Computing Master's degree? That might be actually useful

What's the point when you've got to retire soon anyway?

You have to be joking. Under our current government, ordinary people will have to work until they drop dead. Retirement won't be allowed. If you can't work, you're of no use and shouldn't be fed!"

I was.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I found myself looking at jumpers in Marks and Spencer a few weeks back, it hit me that I'm middle aged too

On no, don't go clothes shoppin' at Marks and Spencer.

I'll have you know Jim that they sell some very fine quality products tha...

OH SHIT!

Omg. I purchase from Marks and Sparks "

I buy my knickers and hold ups there. Nobody has complained yet

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Can you help with my bloody Computing Master's degree? That might be actually useful

What's the point when you've got to retire soon anyway?

You have to be joking. Under our current government, ordinary people will have to work until they drop dead. Retirement won't be allowed. If you can't work, you're of no use and shouldn't be fed!

I was.

No shit

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Being in a nightclub and people you used to babysit coming up to you! Felt proper ancient. "

been there... when i use to see women in short skirts and think "phwoar" I now sometimes think "you'll catch a death of cold"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"been there... when i use to see women in short skirts and think "phwoar" I now sometimes think "you'll catch a death of cold""

Please stop - I do all this.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Being in a nightclub and people you used to babysit coming up to you! Felt proper ancient.

been there... when i use to see women in short skirts and think "phwoar" I now sometimes think "you'll catch a death of cold""

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

There's a photo of me on holiday the other week, I've got a sundress on and its a bit longer than my other dresses comes to just below my knee and I've got a cardi on.

I look really mumsie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When visiting a swinger club wondering if anyone would mind if we used a playroom for a nice little kip.

When going out seeing lots of scantily dressed girls heading to local night club, thinking.

They are going to get cold dressed like that.

Mostly being out of the age range of most of the couples we fancy

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When I found out I was a member of the Caravan Club... a whole new level of middle age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've started taking a fold away chair and a flask of coffee with me to the beach.

Mrs. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm working my way back and have more energy than I've ever had so I don't know what's gone wrong there, yea the grey hair maintenance is a pain .

PMA is the key and being able to dance for hours in a pair of 5 inch heels when all around me are fading .....yessssss! Long may it continue, I'm growing old disgracefully !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being in a nightclub and people you used to babysit coming up to you! Felt proper ancient.

been there... when i use to see women in short skirts and think "phwoar" I now sometimes think "you'll catch a death of cold""

Lol I used to be one of them girls...in my very much younger days. Jeez I'm old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a photo of me on holiday the other week, I've got a sundress on and its a bit longer than my other dresses comes to just below my knee and I've got a cardi on.

I look really mumsie

I love a cardi

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I feel alive, and that's good enough.

Same here - 1st time in years!!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"On behalf of the under 35s tea association, we wish you all the best and are happy to teach you how to use any new phones/technology that comes out.

God bless."

I have an 8 yr old for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes you at least two days to recover from a night out.

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

..... and do i even have to mention the afternoon naps!!!!

you just fall asleep in front of the tv for no reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're on a Web page that requires you to select your year of birth and you can't see it on the picklist with scrolling for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When im at the football I prefer a Bovril instead of a pint these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my niece,s hen night !!!

I felt like a golden oldie next to all the young under 30 pretty hens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're on a Web page that requires you to select your year of birth and you can't see it on the picklist with scrolling for ages

Hah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're on a Web page that requires you to select your year of birth and you can't see it on the picklist with scrolling for ages

Hah!

Omg yes, especially whe. I say that rationing had only just finished when I was born lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"This didn't happen to us, but some friends of ours went to Nandos and spent half an hour wondering why they weren't being served, then gave up and left - we, on the other hand, love nandos and go there all the time, until school's out and the teenagers take over, then we retire to our rocking chairs and slippers "

why weren't they being served?

Is it like McDonalds? I'm not just middle aged I'm Marks and Spencers middle aged it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why weren't they being served?

Is it like McDonalds? I'm not just middle aged I'm Marks and Spencers middle aged it seems

Yeah it is, you usually get shown to a table though and then go up and order. T x

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

49 years young got loads more years before i am old

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

why weren't they being served?

Is it like McDonalds? I'm not just middle aged I'm Marks and Spencers middle aged it seems

Yeah it is, you usually get shown to a table though and then go up and order. T x"

Thank you. At least I won't make the same mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im 51 n I aint complaining .. I can have just as much fun as any young 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the hangover kicks in before bedtime

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"I've started taking a fold away chair and a flask of coffee with me to the beach.

Mrs. X"

Does Mr have a knotted hanky on his head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I realised I wasn't young anymore When I started shopping at Matalan,also people are opening doors for me lately but I always make sure I say thank you when they do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I park up to go shopping, come out and can't remember where the fecking car is!! Happening all to frequently! I guess that bus pass will eventually come in handy!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

when bed is just for sleeping!!!

got rid of my grey hair today gone back to my reddish hair

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I turned 49 last week and realising it's my last year in my forties came tyo the conclusion it's time to dtop this silly aging nonsense. I shall remain 49 until further notice!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"I turned 49 last week and realising it's my last year in my forties came tyo the conclusion it's time to dtop this silly aging nonsense. I shall remain 49 until further notice!"

And then upon reading my post and seeing the unspotted typos realised it's time for spectacles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When going out and my daughter started telling me, hey dad your shirt looks good but iron your face before u go out.

Humph

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"When im at the football I prefer a Bovril instead of a pie these days

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh yeah, when you jump up on a wall to run along it and promptly fall of the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not yet... But I have noticed on a night out I used to go out in 5inch heels. There getting shorter now I look at a kitten heel and think there comfortable! and I put flats in my bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get swollen ankles

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Last year I came to the realisation that I was missing out on something in life, but I couldn't quite put ma finger on what it was

Then it hit me squarely between the eyes, it was a midlife crisis. I'd worked hard for one and I was not to be denied this lifetime opportunity. I had a self imposed midlife crisis, grew a goatee and dyed it pine green

Life is cool now brothers and sistas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have a monthly subscribtion to BBC Good Food Magazine instead of Heat and can happily reel off the majority of the plants at the Garden Centre with your bestie in tow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loss of memory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I found out I was a member of the Caravan Club... a whole new level of middle age!

There's nothing wrong with owning a caravan and as long you can make it rock whilst having fun then your not to old

We had lots of fun in ours over the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey hairs in your eyebrows.

The hairdresser uses the trimmers on your ear hair.

You listen to the radio, hear a new song and think "that's just a noise"

All happening to me right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loss of memory!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Was chatting to the new beat bobby in the town and realised he used to be in Mrs Surrey's beaver pack..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of my mates are in theyre 30s ifact im godfather to my mates( whos 30) son,im 51 and have a young outlook on life i still swim and gym and get an hard on ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loss of memory! "
what were we on about?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Most of my mates are in theyre 30s ifact im godfather to my mates( whos 30) son,im 51 and have a young outlook on life i still swim and gym and get an hard on ha ha"

be careful with that hard on thing, people will stare in the gym..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've started taking a fold away chair and a flask of coffee with me to the beach.

Mrs. X"

that's something I do too! All I need is a knotted handkerchief on my head and I'm done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of my mates are in theyre 30s ifact im godfather to my mates( whos 30) son,im 51 and have a young outlook on life i still swim and gym and get an hard on ha ha

be careful with that hard on thing, people will stare in the gym..

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fair point!! Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still feel young.

I get called Madam rather than Miss and everyone assumes I must be married, but I still feel young.

I've got a wardrobe full of 4"-6" heels I never go anywhere to wear but I am still not old dammit!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of my mates are in theyre 30s ifact im godfather to my mates( whos 30) son,im 51 and have a young outlook on life i still swim and gym and get an hard on ha ha

be careful with that hard on thing, people will stare in the gym..

fair point!! Ha ha"
i ment to say can still get an hard on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so when do people think young is no more and that middle age begins?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Most of my mates are in theyre 30s ifact im godfather to my mates( whos 30) son,im 51 and have a young outlook on life i still swim and gym and get an hard on ha ha

be careful with that hard on thing, people will stare in the gym..

fair point!! Ha ha"

pointing is always a good sign..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I realised I was older than John Terry ..whom I was at the time evaluating as being close to past-it.

I've since reconsidered my position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found myself looking at jumpers in Marks and Spencer a few weeks back, it hit me that I'm middle aged too

oh no you're bloody not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking good Rossi

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

When I started looking in Greenwoods window

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"so when do people think young is no more and that middle age begins?"

i still 'feel young' in outlook and doing things yet ones body after a while starts to let you know your not so young any more..

teaching my nephews 5 year old about the 'puddle dance' was fun but his mum was not pleased..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When doing anything mildly strenuous is accompanied by a strange moaning noise."

THIS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're proud of your lawn mower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel alive, and that's good enough.

Same here - 1st time in years!!! "

Thanks to FAB?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turned 49 last week and realising it's my last year in my forties came tyo the conclusion it's time to dtop this silly aging nonsense. I shall remain 49 until further notice!"

I plan to do this next year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proud to be a MAMIL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of my mates are in theyre 30s ifact im godfather to my mates( whos 30) son,im 51 and have a young outlook on life i still swim and gym and get an hard on ha ha"

going by your avatar, age is not an issue...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When doing anything mildly strenuous is accompanied by a strange moaning noise.

THIS!

Like getting out of a chair...

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

FFS. Fabio! You'll always be that youth in my eyes.

We don't stop playing because we get old.

We get old because we stop playing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loss of memory!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Being in a nightclub and people you used to babysit coming up to you! Felt proper ancient.

been there... when i use to see women in short skirts and think "phwoar" I now sometimes think "you'll catch a death of cold"

Lol I used to be one of them girls...in my very much younger days. Jeez I'm old! "

That was when I knew I was a proper grown up - the snowy night as I was heading out to go clubbing and I stopped and took my coat with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so when do people think young is no more and that middle age begins?"
30

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By *g sandyMan
over a year ago

london

i realised when mind was willing but the knees said no lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When doing anything mildly strenuous is accompanied by a strange moaning noise."

That could be the sound of teenage children?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When doing anything mildly strenuous is accompanied by a strange moaning noise.

That could be the sound of teenage children?"

Your right !!

Its my bank balance moaning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.struggling to keep the weight off

2. Growing a grey goatee

3. Looking forward to winter purely for my electric blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting up causes every joint to crack (used to practice martial arts, and still do to lesser degree)

Favourite radio stations: bbc radio 2 and classic FM

Prefer coffee shop to nightclub because I hate noise

And I'm nowhere near middle aged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so when do people think young is no more and that middle age begins?"

When you have to decide which is more important, rent or food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you've reached middle age when.......

You regularly experience heartburn and indigestion?!

You have to avoid certain foods because they create mayhem with your insides. (But said foods were never an issue a few short years back?!)

Your teenage children think you're a bit tragic and embarrassing.

(Yet you still think you're young hip and cool!)

I get up and it's like a party at a bubble wrap factory. My joints pop and crack at every opportunity lately!!

I'm 38 now, I think I may have passed my middle age a few years back?!

Can't see myself getting to 76 if I'm tbh, I do everything to excess and am clumsy as fuck! Lol.

But I'm always gonna live the dream and keep it real.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I call it muddle aged.

I've been middle aged for a long time, long before my age caught up with me. People say daft things like 40 is the new thirty or, You're not middle aged! I'm not planning to live to be 100 so at 50 I'm in muddle age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in a state of perpetual denial. Eternally spring chicken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am no long a hip youngster... I have just bought some super nice shirts from debenhams..... the cool kids don't shop there!! in fact they now probably look down on me...

and so i realise i am middle aged... i bought them because they "looked comfy"....

and it was too depressing watching the football the other say when i realised i was now old enough to be a lot of their dads!!!

oh well.... i suppose the mid life crisis is next!!!!!

so when did you realise you weren't "young" anymore"

Get with it grandad!!! Get yourself to Dunne and Co!!! That's where the real hipsters go.

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

When I realised I was spending more nights in - in my SummerHouse ( posh garden shed ) than going out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why weren't they being served?

Is it like McDonalds? I'm not just middle aged I'm Marks and Spencers middle aged it seems

Yeah it is, you usually get shown to a table though and then go up and order. T x"

McDonald's are trialling waiter service in some of their "restaurants". The grey pound is more influential than we think.

BY THE POWER OF GREYHAIR! I HAVE THE POWER!!!!

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

I was watching the boxers training the day and thinking it didn't seem 5 mins since i was in the ring myself...saying this 5 mins of their training would fuck me now.

I have slowed down to how i was 20 years otherwise there wouldn't have been enough women on Fab to feed my addiction lol, i now don't think twice of shopping in Primarks or Peacocks instead of my old favourites River Island & Next.

I definitely know I'm when getter older when I'm filming a sexy lady who asks me to join her & i say no & put in a younger stud lol.

You still feel the same but pace yourself slightly slower, i just wish i had all the experience i have now years ago.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I realise I'm getting older when I'm out of the age range of some of the young hotties.

And when I get excluded from Fab tea parties.

. But I'm not still sulking about that. Much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd much rather stay in with a bottle of wine than go out - I used to only stay in with wine when I had company but now I prefer to drink it to myself and I don't feel tragic at all

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

just been to debenhams to collect the shirts.... i love em!!!

so i am going to embrace middle age by going yummy mummy hunting!!!!

horlicks, comfy slippers and a cosy sofa here i come..!!!

so when i have my mid life crisis do i choose the sportscar/motorbike... or the hot high maintenance women 20 years my junior????

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"just been to debenhams to collect the shirts.... i love em!!!

so i am going to embrace middle age by going yummy mummy hunting!!!!

horlicks, comfy slippers and a cosy sofa here i come..!!!

so when i have my mid life crisis do i choose the sportscar/motorbike... or the hot high maintenance women 20 years my junior????

You need both to do it properly.

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