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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right let's have some new hero's

We'll start with WHY-AYE MAN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke in a frock.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's his special power?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Impotence.. You call his name and he comes instantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JIZZMAN, wanks himself at twice the speed of sound and shoots through solid steel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaha very good!

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Hahaha very good!"

Runawayfromdanger man.. Never there when you need him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahaha very good!

Runawayfromdanger man.. Never there when you need him"

Lol he sounds awesome...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mildly inconvenient man.... always in just the wrong place to get in the way (and fucking tricky to spell)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JIZZMAN, wanks himself at twice the speed of sound and shoots through solid steel.

How many times / day can he do that? Is it just wanking or can he thrust at twice the speed of sound too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mildly inconvenient man.... always in just the wrong place to get in the way (and fucking tricky to spell)"

Lol he's literate too - bonus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JIZZMAN, wanks himself at twice the speed of sound and shoots through solid steel.

How many times / day can he do that? Is it just wanking or can he thrust at twice the speed of sound too?

He can, but the jizz would come out of the top of her head,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's his special power?"

Duracell in all his toys....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JIZZMAN, wanks himself at twice the speed of sound and shoots through solid steel.

How many times / day can he do that? Is it just wanking or can he thrust at twice the speed of sound too?

He can, but the jizz would come out of the top of her head,lol"

Even if she's not made of steel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JIZZMAN, wanks himself at twice the speed of sound and shoots through solid steel.

How many times / day can he do that? Is it just wanking or can he thrust at twice the speed of sound too?

He can, but the jizz would come out of the top of her head,lol

Even if she's not made of steel?"

You mean STEEL WOMAN? she`d eat Jizzman for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JIZZMAN, wanks himself at twice the speed of sound and shoots through solid steel.

How many times / day can he do that? Is it just wanking or can he thrust at twice the speed of sound too?

He can, but the jizz would come out of the top of her head,lol

Even if she's not made of steel?

You mean STEEL WOMAN? she`d eat Jizzman for breakfast.

If she can get in amongst the furious cummings and goings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JIZZMAN, wanks himself at twice the speed of sound and shoots through solid steel.

How many times / day can he do that? Is it just wanking or can he thrust at twice the speed of sound too?

He can, but the jizz would come out of the top of her head,lol

Even if she's not made of steel?

You mean STEEL WOMAN? she`d eat Jizzman for breakfast.

If she can get in amongst the furious cummings and goings!"

More like a carry on film now, I can hear sid laughing, rer ra ra raaaaaaaaaa!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JIZZMAN, wanks himself at twice the speed of sound and shoots through solid steel.

How many times / day can he do that? Is it just wanking or can he thrust at twice the speed of sound too?

He can, but the jizz would come out of the top of her head,lol

Even if she's not made of steel?

You mean STEEL WOMAN? she`d eat Jizzman for breakfast.

If she can get in amongst the furious cummings and goings!

More like a carry on film now, I can hear sid laughing, rer ra ra raaaaaaaaaa!!

Ah I ruined it didn't damn it!

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Mr Unlos...magic power of disappearnce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JIZZMAN, wanks himself at twice the speed of sound and shoots through solid steel.

How many times / day can he do that? Is it just wanking or can he thrust at twice the speed of sound too?

He can, but the jizz would come out of the top of her head,lol

Even if she's not made of steel?

You mean STEEL WOMAN? she`d eat Jizzman for breakfast.

If she can get in amongst the furious cummings and goings!

More like a carry on film now, I can hear sid laughing, rer ra ra raaaaaaaaaa!!

Ah I ruined it didn't damn it!"

Comedy ruins nothing, you did a good job, which is more than can be said for Jizzman, Rer ra ra raaaaaaaaaaaaa

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Right let's have some new hero's

We'll start with WHY-AYE MAN

xx"

Howay Man - he's always cummin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always admired

The Beer Hunter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've always admired

The Beer Hunter "

Yes me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right let's have some new hero's

We'll start with WHY-AYE MAN

Howay Man - he's always cummin'"

He must be worn out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JIZZMAN, wanks himself at twice the speed of sound and shoots through solid steel.

How many times / day can he do that? Is it just wanking or can he thrust at twice the speed of sound too?

He can, but the jizz would come out of the top of her head,lol

Even if she's not made of steel?

You mean STEEL WOMAN? she`d eat Jizzman for breakfast.

If she can get in amongst the furious cummings and goings!

More like a carry on film now, I can hear sid laughing, rer ra ra raaaaaaaaaa!!

Ah I ruined it didn't damn it!

Comedy ruins nothing, you did a good job, which is more than can be said for Jizzman, Rer ra ra raaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why thank you, now to stop missing out words.....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Spelling Man and his sidekick Grammar Boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion-man

(pronounced Lying man)

Full of pride but no substance, flies away at the merest hint of reality (actually meeting!)

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Tourretes piss flaps man wanker !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spelling Man and his sidekick Grammar Boy"

Haha Flippant woman! Has the power to not give a shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lion-man

(pronounced Lying man)

Full of pride but no substance, flies away at the merest hint of reality (actually meeting!)

Omg this site is full of super heroes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crotchless woman ! The ultimate in super heroine, Just like all other super heroes, she to wears her smalls on the outside,

Is it a bird, is it a plane, ! wait a moment, !!! that whistling noise, it can only be one thing ! Crotchless woman, she is going to give all you limp dick mother fuckers an erection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going with a character from Monty python, bicycle repair man. Where ever there is a broken bike that needs repairing, he is there.

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