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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

For those excluded from the other one.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm in!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm in! "

You're on both! Admit it, you're just here for the cake!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Haha, I'm much too cheerful now, but you can ogle my cakes if you like!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"For those excluded from the other one."
I'm not grumpy or wrinkly ...I've got my own glass of lemonade ...and I'm gonna smack your bum

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Haha, I'm much too cheerful now, but you can ogle my cakes if you like! "
your gonna need bigger buns

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"For those excluded from the other one.I'm not grumpy or wrinkly ...I've got my own glass of lemonade ...and I'm gonna smack your bum"

It'd be the last thing you ever did...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Haha, I'm much too cheerful now, but you can ogle my cakes if you like! your gonna need bigger buns "

Considerably bigger buns!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I refuse to come in!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the better with age title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the geriatric section hell I might be old but I've got stamina!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have to be both grumpy and wrinkly?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

cakes not good enough I hope theres more or I might just go chasing after the younger ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you need to work on the branding any chocolate fingers? I don't like cake sorry !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*struts through on his way to the under 35s tea party*

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Do you have to be both grumpy and wrinkly?"

No, I was just referring to myself there.

All welcome, except those insufferable young'uns.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"*struts through on his way to the under 35s tea party*"

Keep on strutting!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"cakes not good enough I hope theres more or I might just go chasing after the younger ones "

I have scones and clotted cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have to be both grumpy and wrinkly?

No, I was just referring to myself there.

All welcome, except those insufferable young'uns."

I'm in then,definitely grumpy,though nature has been kind,wrinkle wise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Englisb breakfast please and some finger sandwiches?

Preferably cucumber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh cake!

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*struts through on his way to the under 35s tea party*

Keep on strutting! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*struts through on his way to the under 35s tea party*"

strutting & tea party sounds kinda ghey....

#justsayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It smelt of cabbage on my way past here.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Englisb breakfast please and some finger sandwiches?

Preferably cucumber? "

I'm afraid I ate all the cucumber - I only have smoked salmon and cheese left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It smelt of cabbage on my way past here."

Hahahahaha

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"It smelt of cabbage on my way past here."

You dropped all your ring doughnuts Lib....

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It smelt of cabbage on my way past here."

You should have washed Little Lib a bit better then. The smell wasn't here until you arrived.

Maybe you need to hang a Magic Vaj from your balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Englisb breakfast please and some finger sandwiches?

Preferably cucumber?

I'm afraid I ate all the cucumber - I only have smoked salmon and cheese left? "

Just a finger sandwich then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I have hobnobs

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Englisb breakfast please and some finger sandwiches?

Preferably cucumber?

I'm afraid I ate all the cucumber - I only have smoked salmon and cheese left? "

that clinched it for me as I staying now just want a nice large coffee and a lady sat astride me and that would be perfect

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Who wants a shot of my zimmer???

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Englisb breakfast please and some finger sandwiches?

Preferably cucumber?

I'm afraid I ate all the cucumber - I only have smoked salmon and cheese left?

Just a finger sandwich then "

Haha, I'll call the topless waiter for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Pops back in just to leave the defib machine close by incase anyone needs it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay 'wrinklies' lets get the tea party started and beat the youngsters on the numbers game it's 63-29 postings to them at the moment.

175 here we come...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Okay 'wrinklies' lets get the tea party started and beat the youngsters on the numbers game it's 63-29 postings to them at the moment.

175 here we come... "

Yay, go team wrinkly!!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Pops back in just to leave the defib machine close by incase anyone needs it "

thats going in the bondage room as it has uses in other things so will be flat by time you get to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops back in just to leave the defib machine close by incase anyone needs it "

You first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants a shot of my zimmer??? "

Is it a crotchless one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops back in just to leave the defib machine close by incase anyone needs it "

Think I'll sit close to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops back in just to leave the defib machine close by incase anyone needs it

thats going in the bondage room as it has uses in other things so will be flat by time you get to it "

Hook it up to the mains then, just don't spill your tea on it!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Who wants a shot of my zimmer???

Is it a crotchless one ? "

No it has extra incontinence padding...

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By *o_added_sugarWoman
over a year ago

A club not so many miles away

Did someone say cake?? Exercising my thumb muscles to get us to 175, wouldn't want it getting stiff and seizing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say cake?? Exercising my thumb muscles to get us to 175, wouldn't want it getting stiff and seizing up "

There will always be cake

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ok, I'm brewing some ginseng tea for this lot - it'll raise yer Yang nicely!

Who wants?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Okay 'wrinklies' lets get the tea party started and beat the youngsters on the numbers game it's 63-29 postings to them at the moment.

175 here we come... "

They had a head start. We'll have most fun anyway.

As long as Lib takes his cabbage cock away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cakewise I have luscious lemon and passion carrot.

Who wants what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay 'wrinklies' lets get the tea party started and beat the youngsters on the numbers game it's 63-29 postings to them at the moment.

175 here we come...

Yay, go team wrinkly!! "

Haha 'team wrinkly'!

Do we get badges....

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By *o_added_sugarWoman
over a year ago

A club not so many miles away


"Did someone say cake?? Exercising my thumb muscles to get us to 175, wouldn't want it getting stiff and seizing up

There will always be cake "

Then I'll alway be here

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Okay 'wrinklies' lets get the tea party started and beat the youngsters on the numbers game it's 63-29 postings to them at the moment.

175 here we come...

Yay, go team wrinkly!!

Haha 'team wrinkly'!

Do we get badges....

"

Large pink pompoms - knitted by nannas!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants a shot of my zimmer???

Is it a crotchless one ?

No it has extra incontinence padding... "

Wow now all I need is for you to have false teeth and be able to roll the zimmer wheels over your sagging boobies and you tick every box for me !

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By *o_added_sugarWoman
over a year ago

A club not so many miles away


"Okay 'wrinklies' lets get the tea party started and beat the youngsters on the numbers game it's 63-29 postings to them at the moment.

175 here we come...

Yay, go team wrinkly!!

Haha 'team wrinkly'!

Do we get badges....

"

Just repetitive strain injury from the typing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cakewise I have luscious lemon and passion carrot.

Who wants what? "

Oh carrot cake please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a gin??

Anyone? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in cant beat a good cake

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm having a Team Wrinkly t-shirt printed just for photos for here now.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've got a bottle of duty free Sapphire gin in the garage too - so we can lace our tea....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can a non wrinkly, non grumpy soul join in ?

I've chocolate cake

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By *o_added_sugarWoman
over a year ago

A club not so many miles away


"Im in cant beat a good cake "

Don't be eating all my cake

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Who wants a shot of my zimmer???

Is it a crotchless one ?

No it has extra incontinence padding...

Wow now all I need is for you to have false teeth and be able to roll the zimmer wheels over your sagging boobies and you tick every box for me ! "

Aww feck. I fail on wallies, but I have wrinkled support stockings in a very alluring American tan that you may find appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cakewise I have luscious lemon and passion carrot.

Who wants what?

Oh carrot cake please "

Small nibble or wodge?

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By *o_added_sugarWoman
over a year ago

A club not so many miles away


"I've got a bottle of duty free Sapphire gin in the garage too - so we can lace our tea.... "

Please can I brig cola? I don't drink tea/coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cakewise I have luscious lemon and passion carrot.

Who wants what?

Oh carrot cake please

Small nibble or wodge?"

Oh I'm not greedy but I'll just have a wodge

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By *o_added_sugarWoman
over a year ago

A club not so many miles away


"I've got a bottle of duty free Sapphire gin in the garage too - so we can lace our tea....

Please can I brig cola? I don't drink tea/coffee? "

Would help if I brought it not brig it lol. My brain working to fast for my fingers obviously lol

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have? "

Anything you like. I cashed in my pension and decimated the local bakeries.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have? "

Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Pops back in just to leave the defib machine close by incase anyone needs it

thats going in the bondage room as it has uses in other things so will be flat by time you get to it

Hook it up to the mains then, just don't spill your tea on it!"

we dont spill on the floor like the young ones do but its good fun seeing them all being zapped with it

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I've got a bottle of duty free Sapphire gin in the garage too - so we can lace our tea....

Please can I brig cola? I don't drink tea/coffee? "

I'm on diet lemonade, so whatever you like.

Mine definitely doesn't have vodka in it. No, no!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I've got a bottle of duty free Sapphire gin in the garage too - so we can lace our tea....

Please can I brig cola? I don't drink tea/coffee?

I'm on diet lemonade, so whatever you like.

Mine definitely doesn't have vodka in it. No, no!"

I can make some G&T Jellies now!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom! "

wheres the jelly ?

but your excused if its vodka jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must smell so I'm off for a shower

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!

wheres the jelly ?

but your excused if its vodka jelly "

I've just invented G&T Jelly, will that do? I can't drink Vodka since I drank half a bottle at the age of 16

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I've got a bottle of duty free Sapphire gin in the garage too - so we can lace our tea....

Please can I brig cola? I don't drink tea/coffee?

I'm on diet lemonade, so whatever you like.

Mine definitely doesn't have vodka in it. No, no!

I can make some G&T Jellies now! "

We definitely do tea parties better over here

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I must smell so I'm off for a shower"

Leave the Hob Nobs

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That fucking ageist rubbish made me grumpy!!

I think we have better cakes.

I don't think I like being in the higher age bracket. It feels a bit like I'm past it. In my head I'm still 25!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must smell so I'm off for a shower

Leave the Hob Nobs "

They are over in the corner.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?

Anything you like. I cashed in my pension and decimated the local bakeries."

*changes into stretch trousers*

Right, I'm on my way. I'll bring some wine with me too.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"That fucking ageist rubbish made me grumpy!!

I think we have better cakes.

I don't think I like being in the higher age bracket. It feels a bit like I'm past it. In my head I'm still 25! "

Yea but we have gin on our bone china, so we don't care!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a bottle of duty free Sapphire gin in the garage too - so we can lace our tea....

Please can I brig cola? I don't drink tea/coffee?

I'm on diet lemonade, so whatever you like.

Mine definitely doesn't have vodka in it. No, no!

I can make some G&T Jellies now! "

Yay, let's partaay!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"That fucking ageist rubbish made me grumpy!!

I think we have better cakes.

I don't think I like being in the higher age bracket. It feels a bit like I'm past it. In my head I'm still 25!

Yea but we have gin on our bone china, so we don't care!! "

I have the same vodka disease as you... I don't mind gin but I don't like tonic water... can I have a southern comfort please?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?

Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom! "

Woo hoo.. Much better than the other party!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

And cake!

Always cake!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Where's superamfan, we need a mad hatter? And Ligea (sp) in her Alice outfit - is she old enough?

Anyone got a rabbit?

Oh no it's a hare isn't it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?

Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom! "

Now with added G&T jellies....

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?

Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!

Now with added G&T jellies.... "

Just gets better and better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can a non wrinkly, non grumpy soul join in ?

I've chocolate cake "

Can I come in if I throw in a dozen Krispy Kremes of your choice ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?

Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!

Now with added G&T jellies.... "

And I forgot the strawberries and grapes!!! Oh yeas, three tiers on MY tea plate!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can a non wrinkly, non grumpy soul join in ?

I've chocolate cake

Can I come in if I throw in a dozen Krispy Kremes of your choice ? "

I am a Krispy Kreme virgin - would you be able to tempt me?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?

Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!

Now with added G&T jellies.... "

I think I've worked out how to make the jellies! I'll set them in tea cups with a slice of lemon floating in the top if that's any good?

Oh and coconut and lime cake and coffee and walnut too, coffee fudge icing on the coffee cake natch.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?

Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!

Now with added G&T jellies....

I think I've worked out how to make the jellies! I'll set them in tea cups with a slice of lemon floating in the top if that's any good?

Oh and coconut and lime cake and coffee and walnut too, coffee fudge icing on the coffee cake natch. "

Brilliant idea on the jellies!! Does anyone have any key lime pie, I have a sudden urge??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, grumpy and wrinkly!

A scone (pronounced 'scone' not 'scone', of course) for me and a simple Tetley tea please.

I'm a cheap date

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By *o_added_sugarWoman
over a year ago

A club not so many miles away


"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?

Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!

Now with added G&T jellies....

I think I've worked out how to make the jellies! I'll set them in tea cups with a slice of lemon floating in the top if that's any good?

Oh and coconut and lime cake and coffee and walnut too, coffee fudge icing on the coffee cake natch.

Brilliant idea on the jellies!! Does anyone have any key lime pie, I have a sudden urge?? "

Ooo yes please. My friends uncle makes the best key lime pie EVER. Will get him to do us one for our next meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right have fun I'm off to work..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?

Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!

Now with added G&T jellies....

I think I've worked out how to make the jellies! I'll set them in tea cups with a slice of lemon floating in the top if that's any good?

Oh and coconut and lime cake and coffee and walnut too, coffee fudge icing on the coffee cake natch.

Brilliant idea on the jellies!! Does anyone have any key lime pie, I have a sudden urge??

Ooo yes please. My friends uncle makes the best key lime pie EVER. Will get him to do us one for our next meeting "

Yum, I only ever tasted one - I think I need another...I think Waitrose might have them......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can a non wrinkly, non grumpy soul join in ?

I've chocolate cake

Can I come in if I throw in a dozen Krispy Kremes of your choice ?

I am a Krispy Kreme virgin - would you be able to tempt me? "

Let me lead you into temptation

Luscious Lemon Cheesecake;

Chocolate dream cake;

Triple chocolate;

Caramelised biscoff;

Strawberry gloss;

Or Reese's peanut butter ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right you lot, time for your snoozes.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Right you lot, time for your snoozes."

That's a ñana nap to you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right you lot, time for your snoozes."

It's not a snooze, it's a siesta

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can a non wrinkly, non grumpy soul join in ?

I've chocolate cake

Can I come in if I throw in a dozen Krispy Kremes of your choice ?

I am a Krispy Kreme virgin - would you be able to tempt me?

Let me lead you into temptation

Luscious Lemon Cheesecake;

Chocolate dream cake;

Triple chocolate;

Caramelised biscoff;

Strawberry gloss;

Or Reese's peanut butter ?

"

Hmmm, I do like lemon and caramel......

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can a non wrinkly, non grumpy soul join in ?

I've chocolate cake

Can I come in if I throw in a dozen Krispy Kremes of your choice ?

I am a Krispy Kreme virgin - would you be able to tempt me?

Let me lead you into temptation

Luscious Lemon Cheesecake;

Chocolate dream cake;

Triple chocolate;

Caramelised biscoff;

Strawberry gloss;

Or Reese's peanut butter ?

Hmmm, I do like lemon and caramel...... "

How many would madam be able to handle?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can a non wrinkly, non grumpy soul join in ?

I've chocolate cake

Can I come in if I throw in a dozen Krispy Kremes of your choice ?

I am a Krispy Kreme virgin - would you be able to tempt me?

Let me lead you into temptation

Luscious Lemon Cheesecake;

Chocolate dream cake;

Triple chocolate;

Caramelised biscoff;

Strawberry gloss;

Or Reese's peanut butter ?

Hmmm, I do like lemon and caramel......

How many would madam be able to handle? "

Oh could I start with nibbling on a couple please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!! "

We'll have to activate a code blue (rinse) if this continues....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!!

We'll have to activate a code blue (rinse) if this continues.... "

It should be Ok - it's five o'clock, their Mum's will be calling them home soon...

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Right you lot, time for your snoozes.

It's not a snooze, it's a siesta "

are we playing poke the lady while blind folded

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Right you lot, time for your snoozes.

It's not a snooze, it's a siesta

are we playing poke the lady while blind folded "

No, pin the cock on the donkey!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!!

We'll have to activate a code blue (rinse) if this continues....

It should be Ok - it's five o'clock, their Mum's will be calling them home soon... "

Think I need to change my tena lady pad now!

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

ANother oldie (apparently!) looking to join in (am late to the party again, as is usually the case!!) . I have homemade iced buns (choc fudge, lemon or vanilla icing available) and custard cookies as today's offerings

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!!

We'll have to activate a code blue (rinse) if this continues....

It should be Ok - it's five o'clock, their Mum's will be calling them home soon...

Think I need to change my tena lady pad now! "

You had a Tena moment? Go on, I'll cover for you....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"ANother oldie (apparently!) looking to join in (am late to the party again, as is usually the case!!) . I have homemade iced buns (choc fudge, lemon or vanilla icing available) and custard cookies as today's offerings "

And very creatively iced buns they are too!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Right you lot, time for your snoozes.

It's not a snooze, it's a siesta

are we playing poke the lady while blind folded

No, pin the cock on the donkey!"

id better get the glory hole chair seats out of the car then as we can play musical chairs with a difference

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Right you lot, time for your snoozes.

It's not a snooze, it's a siesta

are we playing poke the lady while blind folded

No, pin the cock on the donkey!

id better get the glory hole chair seats out of the car then as we can play musical chairs with a difference "

You have glory hole chair seats in your car?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Right you lot, time for your snoozes.

It's not a snooze, it's a siesta

are we playing poke the lady while blind folded

No, pin the cock on the donkey!

id better get the glory hole chair seats out of the car then as we can play musical chairs with a difference

You have glory hole chair seats in your car? "

I was asked to go collect them so nipped out for them

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hi all, long time grumpy wrinkly, first time tea drinker here!

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

I'm going to bring an apricot and frangipane tart. It goes beautifully with champagne.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Hi all, long time grumpy wrinkly, first time tea drinker here!"

One lump or two??

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!! "

Ooh! Kinky!

Think I'll go fraternize so I get seized...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!!

Ooh! Kinky!

Think I'll go fraternize so I get seized... "

Don't you dare!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Hi all, long time grumpy wrinkly, first time tea drinker here!

One lump or two?? "

I like my lady lumps in two's

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Hi all, long time grumpy wrinkly, first time tea drinker here!

One lump or two??

I like my lady lumps in two's"

I thought you might, you're in luck I just have two left....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been spying on the under 35s.... I stole the teapot!!! Help me stash it!!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!!

Ooh! Kinky!

Think I'll go fraternize so I get seized...

Don't you dare!! "

So somebody seize me!

(being old and not moving so easily it'll take me the next twenty minutes to get to my feet let alone into the other thread! And of course by the time I get there I'll have forgotten... Ooh! Cake! )

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I've been spying on the under 35s.... I stole the teapot!!! Help me stash it!!!! "

It was only a childrens chocolate one - lets just eat it!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Would some strapping chap please firmly seize TD's pompoms so she does not defect, I thank you.....

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands


"For those excluded from the other one."

I've only got a couple of wrinkles , but I'm never, ever grumpy.

Can I still join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muahahahaaaa !!!! What else can we steal?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Would some strapping chap please firmly seize TD's pompoms so she does not defect, I thank you..... "

Way-hey-heyyyy!

Oh and I think _muma is making a sprint for it too, someone better grab hers too!

Though she's prone to being feisty so it's probably wise to nick her zimmer and get two strapping men to pin her down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick!!! Someone hasn't paid for their coffee in there..... Nows our chance!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"For those excluded from the other one.

I've only got a couple of wrinkles , but I'm never, ever grumpy.

Can I still join? "

You can, the merest hint of a crease and yer in here!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Milk, no sugar please. Those young pups don't know what they're missing. I bet we have better cakes.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Milk, no sugar please. Those young pups don't know what they're missing. I bet we have better cakes."

There you are Alice, you're late!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"For those excluded from the other one.

I've only got a couple of wrinkles , but I'm never, ever grumpy.

Can I still join?

You can, the merest hint of a crease and yer in here!! "

Or a crack, if you've got a crack yer in!

In yer madeira obviously

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Quick!!! Someone hasn't paid for their coffee in there..... Nows our chance!!! "

Meh, they're just passing the ball back and forth....I think they've hired Mourinho!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Quick!!! Someone hasn't paid for their coffee in there..... Nows our chance!!!

Meh, they're just passing the ball back and forth....I think they've hired Mourinho! "

They're all talking fancy-schmancy coffees over there - that's not afternoon tea!

More fingers anyone?

These ones are cucumber, those are gentleman's relish and those are crayfish Marie rose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like tea.... I like gin lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Quick!!! Someone hasn't paid for their coffee in there..... Nows our chance!!!

Meh, they're just passing the ball back and forth....I think they've hired Mourinho!

They're all talking fancy-schmancy coffees over there - that's not afternoon tea!

More fingers anyone?

These ones are cucumber, those are gentleman's relish and those are crayfish Marie rose."

I'm going for the sausage rolls and squirty cream, all the grumpies will be home from work in a minute....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had tea now doing dinner x

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Milk, no sugar please. Those young pups don't know what they're missing. I bet we have better cakes.

There you are Alice, you're late!!! "

no shes not shes just in time for the drinks and jellys for afters

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I don't like tea.... I like gin lol "

Psst! Those cups over there are full of g&t jellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like tea.... I like gin lol

Psst! Those cups over there are full of g&t jellies "

Ooooo I feel a geriatric rave coming on!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Can I just check none of the sandwiches in here are crusty bread since I do have two false teeth? And I may have previously fucked one of the youngsters despite my decrepitude but he made the tea.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can I just check none of the sandwiches in here are crusty bread since I do have two false teeth? And I may have previously fucked one of the youngsters despite my decrepitude but he made the tea. "

Oh it's obligatory on Team Wrinkly to shag the youngsters!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I don't like tea.... I like gin lol

Psst! Those cups over there are full of g&t jellies

Ooooo I feel a geriatric rave coming on!! "

That's a great name for a band - Geriatric Rave hahaha!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I don't like tea.... I like gin lol

Psst! Those cups over there are full of g&t jellies

Ooooo I feel a geriatric rave coming on!!

That's a great name for a band - Geriatric Rave hahaha! "

Where's my reinforcements??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like tea.... I like gin lol

Psst! Those cups over there are full of g&t jellies

Ooooo I feel a geriatric rave coming on!!

That's a great name for a band - Geriatric Rave hahaha!

Where's my reinforcements?? "

Sorry I nodded off! The gin jellies are lethal!... Nothing to do with age!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried getting away with sitting with the young uns and sipping tea but they saw my bus pass

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

the younger ones are getting more dirtier by using food fights

so can we have the mud wrestling in bikinis and trunks then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the younger ones are getting more dirtier by using food fights

so can we have the mud wrestling in bikinis and trunks then ?"

I might put my hip out!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I tried getting away with sitting with the young uns and sipping tea but they saw my bus pass "

Yeah, it's a sausage party over there anyway hun, you're better off here, and we've got the booze!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"

Where's my reinforcements??

Sorry I nodded off! The gin jellies are lethal!... Nothing to do with age!! "

no you didnt you cuddled in and dozed off whilst on my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Where's my reinforcements??

Sorry I nodded off! The gin jellies are lethal!... Nothing to do with age!!

no you didnt you cuddled in and dozed off whilst on my knee"

Was I sucking my thumb

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"the younger ones are getting more dirtier by using food fights

so can we have the mud wrestling in bikinis and trunks then ?

I might put my hip out! "

well id put it back in and take the slap for it

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"I tried getting away with sitting with the young uns and sipping tea but they saw my bus pass

Yeah, it's a sausage party over there anyway hun, you're better off here, and we've got the booze! "

Ha-ha I resent that :P hehehe

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"

Where's my reinforcements??

Sorry I nodded off! The gin jellies are lethal!... Nothing to do with age!!

no you didnt you cuddled in and dozed off whilst on my knee

Was I sucking my thumb "

oh no you was sucking something else much better than your thumb at the time

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I tried getting away with sitting with the young uns and sipping tea but they saw my bus pass

Yeah, it's a sausage party over there anyway hun, you're better off here, and we've got the booze!

Ha-ha I resent that :P hehehe"

Spy in the camp, spy in the camp!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried getting away with sitting with the young uns and sipping tea but they saw my bus pass

Yeah, it's a sausage party over there anyway hun, you're better off here, and we've got the booze! "

I was hoping to flaunt my legendary sausage but they was having none of it . Ah well I will have to slum it in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide the teapot!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Where's my reinforcements??

Sorry I nodded off! The gin jellies are lethal!... Nothing to do with age!!

no you didnt you cuddled in and dozed off whilst on my knee

Was I sucking my thumb

oh no you was sucking something else much better than your thumb at the time"

Oh that's ok then!!!

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"Hide the teapot!!!!!"

Is that my tea cosy!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried getting away with sitting with the young uns and sipping tea but they saw my bus pass

Yeah, it's a sausage party over there anyway hun, you're better off here, and we've got the booze! I was hoping to flaunt my legendary sausage but they was having none of it . Ah well I will have to slum it in here "

i should of done my dad dance.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I see that dirty fae is chassing the young ones yet again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hide the teapot!!!!!

Is that my tea cosy!!?? "

Nooo ikea make loads

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Have you saved any cake... Sorry I'm late

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I tried getting away with sitting with the young uns and sipping tea but they saw my bus pass

Yeah, it's a sausage party over there anyway hun, you're better off here, and we've got the booze! I was hoping to flaunt my legendary sausage but they was having none of it . Ah well I will have to slum it in here i should of done my dad dance. "

Oh they don't allow that on there - you can do it here though, we all dance like that here!

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Im straddling both threads..im greedy like that

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm 35 where shall I go...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Im straddling both threads..im greedy like that "

I think you belong here really, to be fair......though I did start off on the wrong team myself

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm 35 where shall I go... "

Here, you have cheesecake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im straddling both threads..im greedy like that "

Strictly no straddling allowed FQ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm 35 where shall I go... "

Stick with us! We have gin jelly!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm 35 where shall I go...

Here, you have cheesecake!!"

I like the company in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm 35 where shall I go... "

We have PB & J sandwiches

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm 35 where shall I go... "

Over here, it's much more fun with team wrinkly

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"I'm 35 where shall I go... "

no I like the younger ones so your staying if you want as better treats in here

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm 35 where shall I go...

Here, you have cheesecake!!

I like the company in here "

Oh yes we're much more cultured!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you saved any cake... Sorry I'm late "
p pull up a shackletons high seat and join us oldies dear x

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Im straddling both threads..im greedy like that "

you wasnt saying that earlier you was more than happy sat upon my knee

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