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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay here's the question. My 15 year old son is having his friend over tonight for dinner and a sleep over. She's female and gay so thankfully no worries over any antics. However I was going to make sausage casserole for dinner, yet my son burst out laughing. 5 min later I work out why! Will she be offended or am I over thinking??

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I wouldn't worry... 15 year old humour will no doubt break the ice.

On a separate note can I come too please? I love sausages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make them toad in the hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"make them toad in the hole"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't worry... 15 year old humour will no doubt break the ice.

On a separate note can I come too please? I love sausages! "

Me too. Especially saucy ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IS she gay!? Teenagers can be very wily!

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

fish pie make her feel at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well lesbians like dildos and dildos are shaped like sausages too, maybe use quorn (fake) sausages and see if she appreciates the jesture

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

Definitely over thinking this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IS she gay!? Teenagers can be very wily!"

Yeah best administer the ghey test to be sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IS she gay!? Teenagers can be very wily!

Yeah best administer the ghey test to be sure"

What does the ghey test consist of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She really is gay and out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She really is gay and out. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IS she gay!? Teenagers can be very wily!

Yeah best administer the ghey test to be sure

What does the ghey test consist of?"

There are diferent standardised tests but the least invasive is to test her reaction to Boy George music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fish pie make her feel at home. "

OP, you're over thinking this one, teenagers laugh at all sorts of random stuff. Will make for a fun meal time if you have some sausage related innuendos

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Try playing a KD Lang album, that will surely out her if she doesn't sing along.

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try playing a KD Lang album, that will surely out her if she doesn't sing along.

C..."

Yes that's the test favoured by the Royal College of Psychiatrists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Pink, will there be lashings of gravy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol have they suggested sleeping in his room coz shes "gay"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol have they suggested sleeping in his room coz shes "gay" "

Nope he knows he's downstairs on the sofa!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Miss Pink, will there be lashings of gravy? "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sausage with 2 round dollops of mash at one end.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Does she eat meat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A sausage with 2 round dollops of mash at one end. "

Isn't that how everyone serves it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does she eat meat?

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Yes

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Does she eat meat?

Yes "

Then stop thinking about it. Your son sounds delightful, witty and well-adjusted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sausage with 2 round dollops of mash at one end.

Isn't that how everyone serves it lol "

Depends on what she's like as to whether she'd be offended. I'd do this with some guests and they'd think it was hilarious. Others would just give stony stares.

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