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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Does anyone else find themselves selecting vegetable which are the size of your ideal penis?

I have noticed when I buy carrots I seem to select a certain length and girth… though I am not consciously thinking about penis at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to eat food not imagine having sex with it lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you got a problem

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I think you got a problem

Really? Why's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope not as I tend to buy baby carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I select the largest carrots and parsnips to make soup, as I believe they taste better than skinny ones!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not sure but i chop the ends off them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone else find themselves selecting vegetable which are the size of your ideal penis?

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Even turnip?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I wouldn’t question turnip……. it’s the cauliflower I am worried about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

imagining polo being carted away by the hygiene police for licking carrots.

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