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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here we go again.

Wonder if Suzy is still up?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Its raining bad lad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its raining bad lad"

Not here its not thank God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I had a lovely evening thanks

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Its raining bad lad

Not here its not thank God "

No rain down south

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Its raining bad lad"

Have you been singing again missus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I had a lovely evening thanks"

All work and no play makes a dull week, good on you

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

part 3 and talk turns to the social, jaydees and club newbies im very excited about the mew people especially having a wonderful first club experience.

im sure its important to alot of people, but it is important to me too....i really hope you look forward to it and have a wonderful time...

police helicopters and helicopters of another sort fly in hover and dash back out again...

costumes are discussed advising eveyone whos dressing up that the hot tub will be available, so will games and other 'activities'..so if you expect to be all nicely dressed all night forget it..dont bring your best suit to the party..youll be worrying about that and not having a good time xx

chillis are banned from any eating 'thing' i think we should stick to cake and biscuits and sweets, if such a thing was to go on....

moving is on the cards for some folk

tshirts, gaudy ties, and the tresure trove of charity shops..and as we saunter down the mall, of what naughty things we can play, as party games.. some peel away to sleep and some use the escalator into part 4....

i was perving

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"part 3 and talk turns to the social, jaydees and club newbies im very excited about the mew people especially having a wonderful first club experience.

im sure its important to alot of people, but it is important to me too....i really hope you look forward to it and have a wonderful time...

police helicopters and helicopters of another sort fly in hover and dash back out again...

costumes are discussed advising eveyone whos dressing up that the hot tub will be available, so will games and other 'activities'..so if you expect to be all nicely dressed all night forget it..dont bring your best suit to the party..youll be worrying about that and not having a good time xx

chillis are banned from any eating 'thing' i think we should stick to cake and biscuits and sweets, if such a thing was to go on....

moving is on the cards for some folk

tshirts, gaudy ties, and the tresure trove of charity shops..and as we saunter down the mall, of what naughty things we can play, as party games.. some peel away to sleep and some use the escalator into part 4....

i was perving "

Anyone we know??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"part 3 and talk turns to the social, jaydees and club newbies im very excited about the mew people especially having a wonderful first club experience.

im sure its important to alot of people, but it is important to me too....i really hope you look forward to it and have a wonderful time...

police helicopters and helicopters of another sort fly in hover and dash back out again...

costumes are discussed advising eveyone whos dressing up that the hot tub will be available, so will games and other 'activities'..so if you expect to be all nicely dressed all night forget it..dont bring your best suit to the party..youll be worrying about that and not having a good time xx

chillis are banned from any eating 'thing' i think we should stick to cake and biscuits and sweets, if such a thing was to go on....

moving is on the cards for some folk

tshirts, gaudy ties, and the tresure trove of charity shops..and as we saunter down the mall, of what naughty things we can play, as party games.. some peel away to sleep and some use the escalator into part 4....

i was perving "

Good summary, was wondering if you'd gone a roaming lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I reckon if the pilots landed in the field near my house id be in a jail cell by morning by shoving the co pilots head up the pilots ass . Wankers are still hovering ! If they're coming for me Suzy I hope they hurry up I wanna get naked n sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Updated me nicely part 1 right through to part whatever the fuck are at now

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Updated me nicely part 1 right through to part whatever the fuck are at now"

It's part 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah I reckon if the pilots landed in the field near my house id be in a jail cell by morning by shoving the co pilots head up the pilots ass . Wankers are still hovering ! If they're coming for me Suzy I hope they hurry up I wanna get naked n sleep "

They're still flying above?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"part 3 and talk turns to the social, jaydees and club newbies im very excited about the mew people especially having a wonderful first club experience.

im sure its important to alot of people, but it is important to me too....i really hope you look forward to it and have a wonderful time...

police helicopters and helicopters of another sort fly in hover and dash back out again...

costumes are discussed advising eveyone whos dressing up that the hot tub will be available, so will games and other 'activities'..so if you expect to be all nicely dressed all night forget it..dont bring your best suit to the party..youll be worrying about that and not having a good time xx

chillis are banned from any eating 'thing' i think we should stick to cake and biscuits and sweets, if such a thing was to go on....

moving is on the cards for some folk

tshirts, gaudy ties, and the tresure trove of charity shops..and as we saunter down the mall, of what naughty things we can play, as party games.. some peel away to sleep and some use the escalator into part 4....

i was perving

Good summary, was wondering if you'd gone a roaming lol "

looking at naughty toys being honest...i mean 'lego'...hehehe

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"part 3 and talk turns to the social, jaydees and club newbies im very excited about the mew people especially having a wonderful first club experience.

im sure its important to alot of people, but it is important to me too....i really hope you look forward to it and have a wonderful time...

police helicopters and helicopters of another sort fly in hover and dash back out again...

costumes are discussed advising eveyone whos dressing up that the hot tub will be available, so will games and other 'activities'..so if you expect to be all nicely dressed all night forget it..dont bring your best suit to the party..youll be worrying about that and not having a good time xx

chillis are banned from any eating 'thing' i think we should stick to cake and biscuits and sweets, if such a thing was to go on....

moving is on the cards for some folk

tshirts, gaudy ties, and the tresure trove of charity shops..and as we saunter down the mall, of what naughty things we can play, as party games.. some peel away to sleep and some use the escalator into part 4....

i was perving

Good summary, was wondering if you'd gone a roaming lol

looking at naughty toys being honest...i mean 'lego'...hehehe "

Ahhahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"part 3 and talk turns to the social, jaydees and club newbies im very excited about the mew people especially having a wonderful first club experience.

im sure its important to alot of people, but it is important to me too....i really hope you look forward to it and have a wonderful time...

police helicopters and helicopters of another sort fly in hover and dash back out again...

costumes are discussed advising eveyone whos dressing up that the hot tub will be available, so will games and other 'activities'..so if you expect to be all nicely dressed all night forget it..dont bring your best suit to the party..youll be worrying about that and not having a good time xx

chillis are banned from any eating 'thing' i think we should stick to cake and biscuits and sweets, if such a thing was to go on....

moving is on the cards for some folk

tshirts, gaudy ties, and the tresure trove of charity shops..and as we saunter down the mall, of what naughty things we can play, as party games.. some peel away to sleep and some use the escalator into part 4....

i was perving

Good summary, was wondering if you'd gone a roaming lol

looking at naughty toys being honest...i mean 'lego'...hehehe "

Don't believe you Mind you you can build some amazing things with Lego

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"part 3 and talk turns to the social, jaydees and club newbies im very excited about the mew people especially having a wonderful first club experience.

im sure its important to alot of people, but it is important to me too....i really hope you look forward to it and have a wonderful time...

police helicopters and helicopters of another sort fly in hover and dash back out again...

costumes are discussed advising eveyone whos dressing up that the hot tub will be available, so will games and other 'activities'..so if you expect to be all nicely dressed all night forget it..dont bring your best suit to the party..youll be worrying about that and not having a good time xx

chillis are banned from any eating 'thing' i think we should stick to cake and biscuits and sweets, if such a thing was to go on....

moving is on the cards for some folk

tshirts, gaudy ties, and the tresure trove of charity shops..and as we saunter down the mall, of what naughty things we can play, as party games.. some peel away to sleep and some use the escalator into part 4....

i was perving

Good summary, was wondering if you'd gone a roaming lol

looking at naughty toys being honest...i mean 'lego'...hehehe

Don't believe you Mind you you can build some amazing things with Lego "

Lego can be great fun

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Get the doxy wand suzy

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"part 3 and talk turns to the social, jaydees and club newbies im very excited about the mew people especially having a wonderful first club experience.

im sure its important to alot of people, but it is important to me too....i really hope you look forward to it and have a wonderful time...

police helicopters and helicopters of another sort fly in hover and dash back out again...

costumes are discussed advising eveyone whos dressing up that the hot tub will be available, so will games and other 'activities'..so if you expect to be all nicely dressed all night forget it..dont bring your best suit to the party..youll be worrying about that and not having a good time xx

chillis are banned from any eating 'thing' i think we should stick to cake and biscuits and sweets, if such a thing was to go on....

moving is on the cards for some folk

tshirts, gaudy ties, and the tresure trove of charity shops..and as we saunter down the mall, of what naughty things we can play, as party games.. some peel away to sleep and some use the escalator into part 4....

i was perving

Good summary, was wondering if you'd gone a roaming lol

looking at naughty toys being honest...i mean 'lego'...hehehe

Don't believe you Mind you you can build some amazing things with Lego "

all i want to build is 'to orgasm' do they do orgasm lego ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"part 3 and talk turns to the social, jaydees and club newbies im very excited about the mew people especially having a wonderful first club experience.

im sure its important to alot of people, but it is important to me too....i really hope you look forward to it and have a wonderful time...

police helicopters and helicopters of another sort fly in hover and dash back out again...

costumes are discussed advising eveyone whos dressing up that the hot tub will be available, so will games and other 'activities'..so if you expect to be all nicely dressed all night forget it..dont bring your best suit to the party..youll be worrying about that and not having a good time xx

chillis are banned from any eating 'thing' i think we should stick to cake and biscuits and sweets, if such a thing was to go on....

moving is on the cards for some folk

tshirts, gaudy ties, and the tresure trove of charity shops..and as we saunter down the mall, of what naughty things we can play, as party games.. some peel away to sleep and some use the escalator into part 4....

i was perving

Good summary, was wondering if you'd gone a roaming lol

looking at naughty toys being honest...i mean 'lego'...hehehe

Don't believe you Mind you you can build some amazing things with Lego

Lego can be great fun"

I bet

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"part 3 and talk turns to the social, jaydees and club newbies im very excited about the mew people especially having a wonderful first club experience.

im sure its important to alot of people, but it is important to me too....i really hope you look forward to it and have a wonderful time...

police helicopters and helicopters of another sort fly in hover and dash back out again...

costumes are discussed advising eveyone whos dressing up that the hot tub will be available, so will games and other 'activities'..so if you expect to be all nicely dressed all night forget it..dont bring your best suit to the party..youll be worrying about that and not having a good time xx

chillis are banned from any eating 'thing' i think we should stick to cake and biscuits and sweets, if such a thing was to go on....

moving is on the cards for some folk

tshirts, gaudy ties, and the tresure trove of charity shops..and as we saunter down the mall, of what naughty things we can play, as party games.. some peel away to sleep and some use the escalator into part 4....

i was perving

Good summary, was wondering if you'd gone a roaming lol

looking at naughty toys being honest...i mean 'lego'...hehehe

Don't believe you Mind you you can build some amazing things with Lego

all i want to build is 'to orgasm' do they do orgasm lego ?? "

You'll have to invent some and take it on to dragons den

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Its raining bad lad

Have you been singing again missus "

cheeky bugga. I sing beautifully I have you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"part 3 and talk turns to the social, jaydees and club newbies im very excited about the mew people especially having a wonderful first club experience.

im sure its important to alot of people, but it is important to me too....i really hope you look forward to it and have a wonderful time...

police helicopters and helicopters of another sort fly in hover and dash back out again...

costumes are discussed advising eveyone whos dressing up that the hot tub will be available, so will games and other 'activities'..so if you expect to be all nicely dressed all night forget it..dont bring your best suit to the party..youll be worrying about that and not having a good time xx

chillis are banned from any eating 'thing' i think we should stick to cake and biscuits and sweets, if such a thing was to go on....

moving is on the cards for some folk

tshirts, gaudy ties, and the tresure trove of charity shops..and as we saunter down the mall, of what naughty things we can play, as party games.. some peel away to sleep and some use the escalator into part 4....

i was perving

Good summary, was wondering if you'd gone a roaming lol

looking at naughty toys being honest...i mean 'lego'...hehehe

Don't believe you Mind you you can build some amazing things with Lego

all i want to build is 'to orgasm' do they do orgasm lego ?? "

I wouldn't try asking in Toys R Us though probably best to Google it

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Get the doxy wand suzy"

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

"

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

BOOOO gone

What helicopter i didn't see 1

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"BOOOO gone

What helicopter i didn't see 1 "

sets up a trip wire

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"BOOOO gone

What helicopter i didn't see 1 "

Work slowing down yet?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless"

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list "

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good "

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good "

He does like those who are naughty and nice though

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own "

THey are most enjoyable

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable "

who said what i was looking for was for me ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol very irrelevant nocturnal gang other than a good blowjob , just shaved my pubes how can I decrease the urge to itch n scratch

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable

who said what i was looking for was for me ?? "

I just said they're enjoyable lol didn't presume you were looking for yourself lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"BOOOO gone

What helicopter i didn't see 1

Work slowing down yet?"

He only pretends he's doing any work ya know, really he gets pissed on Stella and falls asleep under the bonnet

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"BOOOO gone

What helicopter i didn't see 1

Work slowing down yet?

He only pretends he's doing any work ya know, really he gets pissed on Stella and falls asleep under the bonnet "

Hahaha good point

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Lol very irrelevant nocturnal gang other than a good blowjob , just shaved my pubes how can I decrease the urge to itch n scratch "

moisturizer every day...twice a day or massage oil...is this a 'new' thing?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"BOOOO gone

What helicopter i didn't see 1

Work slowing down yet?"

No its set for the night now. Im only fitter on shift again its holiday season

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable

who said what i was looking for was for me ??

I just said they're enjoyable lol didn't presume you were looking for yourself lol"

hehe maybe i should but this time i wanna play santa xx..cos im nice like that

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"BOOOO gone

What helicopter i didn't see 1

Work slowing down yet?

No its set for the night now. Im only fitter on shift again its holiday season "

hey sweetie xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable

who said what i was looking for was for me ??

I just said they're enjoyable lol didn't presume you were looking for yourself lol

hehe maybe i should but this time i wanna play santa xx..cos im nice like that "

Who are you playing SAnta for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BOOOO gone

What helicopter i didn't see 1

Work slowing down yet?

No its set for the night now. Im only fitter on shift again its holiday season "

Feel your pain dude, I've just had to do some proper work for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol very irrelevant nocturnal gang other than a good blowjob , just shaved my pubes how can I decrease the urge to itch n scratch "

Keep it.shaved every other day and use a shaving balm like you would on your face, stops razor burn too

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"BOOOO gone

What helicopter i didn't see 1

Work slowing down yet?

No its set for the night now. Im only fitter on shift again its holiday season

Feel your pain dude, I've just had to do some proper work for a bit "

*Hugs* for both of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable

who said what i was looking for was for me ??

I just said they're enjoyable lol didn't presume you were looking for yourself lol

hehe maybe i should but this time i wanna play santa xx..cos im nice like that "

Nothing says Happy Christmas like a sex aid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BOOOO gone

What helicopter i didn't see 1

Work slowing down yet?

No its set for the night now. Im only fitter on shift again its holiday season

Feel your pain dude, I've just had to do some proper work for a bit

*Hugs* for both of you"

Why thankyou

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable

who said what i was looking for was for me ??

I just said they're enjoyable lol didn't presume you were looking for yourself lol

hehe maybe i should but this time i wanna play santa xx..cos im nice like that

Who are you playing SAnta for?"

women and men didn't actually expect me to answer that question did you??? as if i would

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable

who said what i was looking for was for me ??

I just said they're enjoyable lol didn't presume you were looking for yourself lol

hehe maybe i should but this time i wanna play santa xx..cos im nice like that

Who are you playing SAnta for?

women and men didn't actually expect me to answer that question did you??? as if i would "

I'm good at wrapping presents if you need a hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable

who said what i was looking for was for me ??

I just said they're enjoyable lol didn't presume you were looking for yourself lol

hehe maybe i should but this time i wanna play santa xx..cos im nice like that

Who are you playing SAnta for?

women and men didn't actually expect me to answer that question did you??? as if i would

I'm good at wrapping presents if you need a hand"

You any good with curved objects? I can't wrap for shit

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Lol very irrelevant nocturnal gang other than a good blowjob , just shaved my pubes how can I decrease the urge to itch n scratch "

I just do mine once a week, give ya plums a good soak in the bath and use an old razor. No gel or moisturiser, no problem

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable

who said what i was looking for was for me ??

I just said they're enjoyable lol didn't presume you were looking for yourself lol

hehe maybe i should but this time i wanna play santa xx..cos im nice like that

Who are you playing SAnta for?

women and men didn't actually expect me to answer that question did you??? as if i would

I'm good at wrapping presents if you need a hand

You any good with curved objects? I can't wrap for shit "

I can try

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable

who said what i was looking for was for me ??

I just said they're enjoyable lol didn't presume you were looking for yourself lol

hehe maybe i should but this time i wanna play santa xx..cos im nice like that

Who are you playing SAnta for?

women and men didn't actually expect me to answer that question did you??? as if i would

I'm good at wrapping presents if you need a hand"

the only thing ill be giving is 'pleasure'...hehehe how f'ing corny is that...hehehehehe

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable

who said what i was looking for was for me ??

I just said they're enjoyable lol didn't presume you were looking for yourself lol

hehe maybe i should but this time i wanna play santa xx..cos im nice like that

Who are you playing SAnta for?

women and men didn't actually expect me to answer that question did you??? as if i would

I'm good at wrapping presents if you need a hand

the only thing ill be giving is 'pleasure'...hehehe how f'ing corny is that...hehehehehe "

So cheesy

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable

who said what i was looking for was for me ??

I just said they're enjoyable lol didn't presume you were looking for yourself lol

hehe maybe i should but this time i wanna play santa xx..cos im nice like that

Who are you playing SAnta for?

women and men didn't actually expect me to answer that question did you??? as if i would

I'm good at wrapping presents if you need a hand

the only thing ill be giving is 'pleasure'...hehehe how f'ing corny is that...hehehehehe

So cheesy"

giving brings out the masculine in me..i sound like a horny young single male...hehhehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable

who said what i was looking for was for me ??

I just said they're enjoyable lol didn't presume you were looking for yourself lol

hehe maybe i should but this time i wanna play santa xx..cos im nice like that

Who are you playing SAnta for?

women and men didn't actually expect me to answer that question did you??? as if i would

I'm good at wrapping presents if you need a hand

the only thing ill be giving is 'pleasure'...hehehe how f'ing corny is that...hehehehehe "

Sometimes cheese works though.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable

who said what i was looking for was for me ??

I just said they're enjoyable lol didn't presume you were looking for yourself lol

hehe maybe i should but this time i wanna play santa xx..cos im nice like that

Who are you playing SAnta for?

women and men didn't actually expect me to answer that question did you??? as if i would

I'm good at wrapping presents if you need a hand

the only thing ill be giving is 'pleasure'...hehehe how f'ing corny is that...hehehehehe

Sometimes cheese works though. "

lego and cheese...thats all you need...lolol

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Get the doxy wand suzy

is that one of the 'magic wand' types _oddy?

yes suzy 10 settings gentle. Orgasum and gushing they fprgot to add speechless

hahahaha awesome..wasnt quite what i was looking for but it will go on the wish list

Santa may not deliver those sort of presents though unless you've been very good

sod santa..im not being good..ill get my own

THey are most enjoyable

who said what i was looking for was for me ??

I just said they're enjoyable lol didn't presume you were looking for yourself lol

hehe maybe i should but this time i wanna play santa xx..cos im nice like that

Who are you playing SAnta for?

women and men didn't actually expect me to answer that question did you??? as if i would

I'm good at wrapping presents if you need a hand

the only thing ill be giving is 'pleasure'...hehehe how f'ing corny is that...hehehehehe

Sometimes cheese works though.

lego and cheese...thats all you need...lolol "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None wtxhing Suzy just it was looking like the Amazon and I've watched all my boxsets for the week and obviously the next port of call after finishing washing is to shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No new thing *

Ah just a face moisturiser!

I imagine this is what ants in ya pants is actually like

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Brings in hot drinks

Milky tea for der boss coffees n hot chocs .catweazle nicked the biccies sorry .

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Brings in hot drinks

Milky tea for der boss coffees n hot chocs .catweazle nicked the biccies sorry . "

Yes, hot choccie awesome, _oddy you're amazing

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I like cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No new thing *

Ah just a face moisturiser!

I imagine this is what ants in ya pants is actually like "

Just keep it smooth by shaving every other day and it won't itch and will be easier to maintain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brings in hot drinks

Milky tea for der boss coffees n hot chocs .catweazle nicked the biccies sorry . "

You're a star

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I like cheese "
trust you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like cheese "

Do you want some crackers?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"No new thing *

Ah just a face moisturiser!

I imagine this is what ants in ya pants is actually like "

its the grow back period for me..nightmare for a whole week...

not sure i agree with all the male grooming thing these days...however girls dont do electrolysis, unless you know how to do high pain tolerance..waxing is great just cant be bothered to make an appointment

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"No new thing *

Ah just a face moisturiser!

I imagine this is what ants in ya pants is actually like "

or nip to b. N q

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Brings in hot drinks

Milky tea for der boss coffees n hot chocs .catweazle nicked the biccies sorry . "

oh thank you _oddy hot choc for me xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?"

Was that flappers or cracker then mate

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?"

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"No new thing *

Ah just a face moisturiser!

I imagine this is what ants in ya pants is actually like

its the grow back period for me..nightmare for a whole week...

not sure i agree with all the male grooming thing these days...however girls dont do electrolysis, unless you know how to do high pain tolerance..waxing is great just cant be bothered to make an appointment "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe "

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Or just let us girls loose on you with tweezers

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Brings in hot drinks

Milky tea for der boss coffees n hot chocs .catweazle nicked the biccies sorry . "

Well you lot have got Haribos & things stuffed in Dan's drawers

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Brings in hot drinks

Milky tea for der boss coffees n hot chocs .catweazle nicked the biccies sorry .

Well you lot have got Haribos & things stuffed in Dan's drawers "

no we havent. Only thing in his drawers is his leathel weapon

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever "

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

Was that flappers or cracker then mate "

Flappers? Is that a Manchester thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brings in hot drinks

Milky tea for der boss coffees n hot chocs .catweazle nicked the biccies sorry .

Well you lot have got Haribos & things stuffed in Dan's drawers "

HAD They've cleaned me out.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Brings in hot drinks

Milky tea for der boss coffees n hot chocs .catweazle nicked the biccies sorry .

Well you lot have got Haribos & things stuffed in Dan's drawers

HAD They've cleaned me out."

Except for the strawbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brings in hot drinks

Milky tea for der boss coffees n hot chocs .catweazle nicked the biccies sorry .

Well you lot have got Haribos & things stuffed in Dan's drawers

HAD They've cleaned me out.

Except for the strawbs "

I've moved them now to a top secret location...bwah ha ha ha haaaaa.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me... "

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had"

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had"

Is that something you taught it to do?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear... "

You want it ???

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

Is that something you taught it to do?"

No did it from me getting it

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???"

do you come with it?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it? "

You two are so sweet

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it? "

Clever girl.... very possibly

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

Clever girl.... very possibly "

im a smart arse gotcha x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

You two are so sweet "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

You two are so sweet "

No idea what you mean we haven't even met

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

You two are so sweet

No idea what you mean we haven't even met "

Pull the other one it's got bells on

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

Clever girl.... very possibly

im a smart arse gotcha x"

1 or 2 other bits aren't to shabby either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

You two are so sweet

No idea what you mean we haven't even met

Pull the other one it's got bells on "

Jingle boobs now there's a thought for Christmas

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

You two are so sweet

No idea what you mean we haven't even met

Pull the other one it's got bells on

Jingle boobs now there's a thought for Christmas "

Did work get busy for a moment there Dan?

Make me jingle bell nipple tassles then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Part 4?? You lot been busy while I was in the land of nod.

Awake at ridiculous o'clock !

Where's the Good Morning thread? Thought might have started by now

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Part 4?? You lot been busy while I was in the land of nod.

Awake at ridiculous o'clock !

Where's the Good Morning thread? Thought might have started by now "

I haven't seen it yet, Maybe tosh is still abed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

You two are so sweet

No idea what you mean we haven't even met

Pull the other one it's got bells on

Jingle boobs now there's a thought for Christmas

Did work get busy for a moment there Dan?

Make me jingle bell nipple tassles then lol"

Now there's an idea .

Yeah I might have to bugger off in a bit natives are restless and we're short tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Part 4?? You lot been busy while I was in the land of nod.

Awake at ridiculous o'clock !

Where's the Good Morning thread? Thought might have started by now "

Morning Shybie

No morning thread yet just us still banging on

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

You two are so sweet

No idea what you mean we haven't even met

Pull the other one it's got bells on

Jingle boobs now there's a thought for Christmas

Did work get busy for a moment there Dan?

Make me jingle bell nipple tassles then lol

Now there's an idea .

Yeah I might have to bugger off in a bit natives are restless and we're short tonight "

Okie doke, I'll say good night now because I'm off to bed in a bit xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part 4?? You lot been busy while I was in the land of nod.

Awake at ridiculous o'clock !

Where's the Good Morning thread? Thought might have started by now

Morning Shybie

No morning thread yet just us still banging on "

Banging? ? Oh yes we back to talking about the weekend again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part 4?? You lot been busy while I was in the land of nod.

Awake at ridiculous o'clock !

Where's the Good Morning thread? Thought might have started by now

I haven't seen it yet, Maybe tosh is still abed"

Maybe his alarm hasn't gone off

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Part 4?? You lot been busy while I was in the land of nod.

Awake at ridiculous o'clock !

Where's the Good Morning thread? Thought might have started by now

I haven't seen it yet, Maybe tosh is still abed

Maybe his alarm hasn't gone off "

You'll have to go and wake him up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Where's the Good Morning thread? Thought might have started by now "

One of the Chuckle Brothers should be along soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

You two are so sweet

No idea what you mean we haven't even met

Pull the other one it's got bells on

Jingle boobs now there's a thought for Christmas

Did work get busy for a moment there Dan?

Make me jingle bell nipple tassles then lol

Now there's an idea .

Yeah I might have to bugger off in a bit natives are restless and we're short tonight

Okie doke, I'll say good night now because I'm off to bed in a bit xxx"

Ok chick nighty night filthy dreams x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

You two are so sweet

No idea what you mean we haven't even met

Pull the other one it's got bells on

Jingle boobs now there's a thought for Christmas

Did work get busy for a moment there Dan?

Make me jingle bell nipple tassles then lol

Now there's an idea .

Yeah I might have to bugger off in a bit natives are restless and we're short tonight

Okie doke, I'll say good night now because I'm off to bed in a bit xxx

Ok chick nighty night filthy dreams x "

Hope the rest of your shift isn't too awful. See ya tomorrow night xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Part 4?? You lot been busy while I was in the land of nod.

Awake at ridiculous o'clock !

Where's the Good Morning thread? Thought might have started by now

Morning Shybie

No morning thread yet just us still banging on

Banging? ? Oh yes we back to talking about the weekend again?? "

Ha ha erm no its Monday now, looking forward to this Saturday and more of the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

You two are so sweet

No idea what you mean we haven't even met

Pull the other one it's got bells on

Jingle boobs now there's a thought for Christmas

Did work get busy for a moment there Dan?

Make me jingle bell nipple tassles then lol

Now there's an idea .

Yeah I might have to bugger off in a bit natives are restless and we're short tonight

Okie doke, I'll say good night now because I'm off to bed in a bit xxx

Ok chick nighty night filthy dreams x

Hope the rest of your shift isn't too awful. See ya tomorrow night xxx"

Cheers, hopefully it won't be You not on tonight?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

You two are so sweet

No idea what you mean we haven't even met

Pull the other one it's got bells on

Jingle boobs now there's a thought for Christmas

Did work get busy for a moment there Dan?

Make me jingle bell nipple tassles then lol

Now there's an idea .

Yeah I might have to bugger off in a bit natives are restless and we're short tonight

Okie doke, I'll say good night now because I'm off to bed in a bit xxx

Ok chick nighty night filthy dreams x

Hope the rest of your shift isn't too awful. See ya tomorrow night xxx

Cheers, hopefully it won't be You not on tonight? "

I'm on school holidays, no work til September

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

You two are so sweet

No idea what you mean we haven't even met

Pull the other one it's got bells on

Jingle boobs now there's a thought for Christmas

Did work get busy for a moment there Dan?

Make me jingle bell nipple tassles then lol

Now there's an idea .

Yeah I might have to bugger off in a bit natives are restless and we're short tonight

Okie doke, I'll say good night now because I'm off to bed in a bit xxx

Ok chick nighty night filthy dreams x

Hope the rest of your shift isn't too awful. See ya tomorrow night xxx

Cheers, hopefully it won't be You not on tonight?

I'm on school holidays, no work til September"

Don't gloat no one likes a show off :-

.

.

.

*Just kidding*

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

You two are so sweet

No idea what you mean we haven't even met

Pull the other one it's got bells on

Jingle boobs now there's a thought for Christmas

Did work get busy for a moment there Dan?

Make me jingle bell nipple tassles then lol

Now there's an idea .

Yeah I might have to bugger off in a bit natives are restless and we're short tonight

Okie doke, I'll say good night now because I'm off to bed in a bit xxx

Ok chick nighty night filthy dreams x

Hope the rest of your shift isn't too awful. See ya tomorrow night xxx

Cheers, hopefully it won't be You not on tonight?

I'm on school holidays, no work til September

Don't gloat no one likes a show off :-

.

.

.

*Just kidding* "

I'll take the boobs away then, shall I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like cheese

Do you want some crackers?

polly wants a cracker...hehehe

Not told you I've got a parret have i. African ring neck its a fucker. By the way anyone want a parret nest pet ever

i love parrots they are my favourite ive nursed some back to health and they adore me...

This 1 only likes men but for some reason it does wolf whistle women. Most entertaining pet I've ever had

they all say that it only loves me/ men its owner..believe me parrots fall in love with me..its one of my quirks so much so two owners have got mightily pissed off in the past, as their bird ignores them and comes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

You want it ???

do you come with it?

You two are so sweet

No idea what you mean we haven't even met

Pull the other one it's got bells on

Jingle boobs now there's a thought for Christmas

Did work get busy for a moment there Dan?

Make me jingle bell nipple tassles then lol

Now there's an idea .

Yeah I might have to bugger off in a bit natives are restless and we're short tonight

Okie doke, I'll say good night now because I'm off to bed in a bit xxx

Ok chick nighty night filthy dreams x

Hope the rest of your shift isn't too awful. See ya tomorrow night xxx

Cheers, hopefully it won't be You not on tonight?

I'm on school holidays, no work til September

Don't gloat no one likes a show off :-

.

.

.

*Just kidding*

I'll take the boobs away then, shall I? "

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Done and done. Night night xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Done and done. Night night xxx"

Nighty night chick filthy dreams x x

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