FabSwingers.com forum: Pussy flaps and Chickens

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes I know what you pervs were thinking but this is completely innocent

I was stood in the Kitchen earlier and next thing a Chicken came through the Cat flap, one of next Doors Chickens had got into my Garden and decided to come through the flap and have some of the Cats Biscuits, not something you see every Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thats Sunday Roast sorted then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol how brilliant - its like the chicken putting two fingers (or whatever they have) up to the cat and saying F@@k you pussy, Im coming in to eat your food and you just try and stop me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it's a little young to be cooked, I watched it walking about in the Kitchen until it had a dump, I've took it back around to him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol how brilliant - its like the chicken putting two fingers (or whatever they have) up to the cat and saying F@@k you pussy, Im coming in to eat your food and you just try and stop me!!!!"

the Cat is scared of the Chickens, they chase it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

next time it comes in get a bowl of sage n onion ready to feed it then you will have a ready stuffed chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love to own chickens, but I dont have a big enough space to keep them. If I did though Id call them names like Ethel, Mavis, Dottie, etc, then Id buy a more exotic breed of chicken and Id call her Tallulah. I can imagine Ethel & Co, sitting in their hen house, knitting and being nasty about Tallulah, saying shes after all the big cocks etc - just a fantasy, ill shut up now

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"next time it comes in get a bowl of sage n onion ready to feed it then you will have a ready stuffed chicken

i love stuffing xx

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By *entcouple4550Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

I'm sorry but this entire thread is just fowl!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Local chicken farmer hiring staff for Cristmas, £9.50/hour. I told them about your experience handling cocks,

You start Monday!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well we found a ferret in our kitchen the other week, it was tame. Still no idea where it came from but it hasnt been back since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a fox in our back court- it ran a mile when the mutts went for it- oooops!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i found a wolf in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What big ears you have

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What big ears you have "
yes we went through that scenario

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"What big ears you have "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I know what you pervs were thinking but this is completely innocent

yep that really does take the biscuit!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"I'm sorry but this entire thread is just fowl!"

Lol

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