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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Ok it's Sunday evening and I'm slightly bored and this thought just came into my head...

Do you women ever get anxious about how your pussy may taste? When a guy or girl goes down on you are you ever apprehensive about how the old girl may be tasting today? Or have you ever tasted you own juices and thought, 'that's rank!'? Sure you try to be clean at all times but the proof of the pudding is in the eating as they say...

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ALWAYS shower or have a bath before a meet. Soap and Glory leaves it smelling delicious! As for tasting it. I will run a finger over and inside and taste myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best of luck with this one Howard, you might need more than a tin hat and sox

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't like receiving oral so I have no concerns on that score. There is a whole industry devoted to making women feel that they need to be concerned about smelling natural though.

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women?"

Well of course men have the same concerns but just wondered if women ever have the same sort of worries. I'm not a woman so was just curious that's all.

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I ALWAYS shower or have a bath before a meet. Soap and Glory leaves it smelling delicious! As for tasting it. I will run a finger over and inside and taste myself "

Mmmm nice. I like that last sentence

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I dare say there will be some utter rank ones out there...

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Best of luck with this one Howard, you might need more than a tin hat and sox "

Honestly just a genuine question. I know about these anxieties as a man. Was just wondering about how such matters play on a womans mind.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women?

Well of course men have the same concerns but just wondered if women ever have the same sort of worries. I'm not a woman so was just curious that's all."

No, women are entirely different and don't ever consider this at all ... why would there be a difference? Its just a weird assumption that women would not care about something like this, but, as a previous post mentions, there is indeed a whole industry dedicated to women's 'personal hygiene' where I have not seen such a thing for men. It's certainly dangerous to tamper with nature too much. I have never had any complaints, and Mr loves going down for a snack ...

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By *leur de lisWoman
over a year ago

Buxton

People worry about lots of things but you do know if you have a smelly crotch everyone does both male and female.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I think I must have something missing. I genuinely don't worry about things like this or lots of the other stuff that I read that women are concerned about. May be I'm not a proper laydee

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

During a three day camping trip once I was a bit concerned when the guy I went with went down on me, but he took it like a champ.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

It always goes through my mind, every time! He says I taste good...but maybe he's just being nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I must have something missing. I genuinely don't worry about things like this or lots of the other stuff that I read that women are concerned about. May be I'm not a proper laydee "

I think you don't worry as you don't like oral.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"During a three day camping trip once I was a bit concerned when the guy I went with went down on me, but he took it like a champ."

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women?

Well of course men have the same concerns but just wondered if women ever have the same sort of worries. I'm not a woman so was just curious that's all.

No, women are entirely different and don't ever consider this at all ... why would there be a difference? Its just a weird assumption that women would not care about something like this, but, as a previous post mentions, there is indeed a whole industry dedicated to women's 'personal hygiene' where I have not seen such a thing for men. It's certainly dangerous to tamper with nature too much. I have never had any complaints, and Mr loves going down for a snack ..."

I totally agree with you. I was just curious to know womens thoughts on such matters.

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By *o_added_sugarWoman
over a year ago

A club not so many miles away

Actually yes is your answer. I can gush but when I do I'm a bitter taste, not sweet like some others I have tasted. So consequently I do not like to gush when I'm on a meet and if I feel it's gonna happen, I move position so it doesn't.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I think I must have something missing. I genuinely don't worry about things like this or lots of the other stuff that I read that women are concerned about. May be I'm not a proper laydee

I think you don't worry as you don't like oral."

Yes but what about the other stuff that I don't worry about? Should I start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's plenty of dirty cocks out there as well as fannys laced with blue waffle!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I once got told I taste like fem fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I must have something missing. I genuinely don't worry about things like this or lots of the other stuff that I read that women are concerned about. May be I'm not a proper laydee

I think you don't worry as you don't like oral.

Yes but what about the other stuff that I don't worry about? Should I start "

Yes please do

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I think I must have something missing. I genuinely don't worry about things like this or lots of the other stuff that I read that women are concerned about. May be I'm not a proper laydee

I think you don't worry as you don't like oral."

Although it has been suggested that I don't like oral because I'm worried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's plenty of dirty cocks out there as well as fannys laced with blue waffle! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At certain times of the month mine will have an aroma that isn't there the rest of the month....not exactly smelly, just to me it's noticeably different. I often worry that a guy might think it smells funny but I've never had any problems so I guess it isn't noticeable as a horrible smell....just different....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I think I must have something missing. I genuinely don't worry about things like this or lots of the other stuff that I read that women are concerned about. May be I'm not a proper laydee

I think you don't worry as you don't like oral.

Yes but what about the other stuff that I don't worry about? Should I start

Yes please do "

ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet !

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By *aaLaaWoman
over a year ago

Pontesbury


"It always goes through my mind, every time! He says I taste good...but maybe he's just being nice!"

Always this, unless I'm worrying about one of a myriad of other things instead, thankfully I've had no complaints so far. But maybe they are just being polite because they want a shag,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any of you need a taste test - I'm your man

"I'm getting oak...and flowery meadows after a fresh shower in spring"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet ! "

Yes, that does make me wonder if there's something going on down there, but then I remember that some men are selfish sods and move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok it's Sunday evening and I'm slightly bored and this thought just came into my head...

Do you women ever get anxious about how your pussy may taste? When a guy or girl goes down on you are you ever apprehensive about how the old girl may be tasting today? Or have you ever tasted you own juices and thought, 'that's rank!'? Sure you try to be clean at all times but the proof of the pudding is in the eating as they say..."

My taste depends upon where in the month I am for my menstrual cycle. I am at my tastiest when my pheromones are high and ripe for impregnation, ie ovulating (which obviously is NOT going to happen).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got told I taste like fem fresh "

I'm allergic to that!

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do."

Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do.

Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say."

No thanks. Natural really isn't always best!.....trust me on this!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I think I must have something missing. I genuinely don't worry about things like this or lots of the other stuff that I read that women are concerned about. May be I'm not a proper laydee

I think you don't worry as you don't like oral.

Yes but what about the other stuff that I don't worry about? Should I start

Yes please do

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I don't worry because I am a geezer bird .... I love oral and so does my partner, so we are okay with it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet !

Yes, that does make me wonder if there's something going on down there, but then I remember that some men are selfish sods and move on."

Yep some don't even get close enough to sniff. What a waste of my pheromones

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By *o_added_sugarWoman
over a year ago

A club not so many miles away


"At certain times of the month mine will have an aroma that isn't there the rest of the month....not exactly smelly, just to me it's noticeably different. I often worry that a guy might think it smells funny but I've never had any problems so I guess it isn't noticeable as a horrible smell....just different...."

It's the same for all women. A change in hormones alters the chemical ballance. It is normal and evident in most women but not everyone can notice it themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dare say there will be some utter rank ones out there..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is, some are aware they smell less than fragrant (think its a 'yeast' thing) - so will tell you in advance.

Unfortunately some aren't aware. One was so bad, made me wonder if she kept her Deeply-adored-but-long-dead cat in there.

Got rid ASAP

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do.

Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say.

No thanks. Natural really isn't always best!.....trust me on this!"

Some women have been brainwashed into believing a lot of bollocks by the beauty industry though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im eating stilton and I read this topic. Thats my Sunday fucked

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do.

Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say."

Yes I agree. There is huge pressure on women to only have hair in certain places and there's a recent trend to remove your eyebrows then have them tattooed back on. I admit to being completely baffled by it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course it's only natural to worry however I shower before I meet clean well with lots of nice smelling products.. I'm certainly a fan of how I taste on a man's lips.

My biggest hang up is how I look when hes down there or that I'm too fat.

We all have insecurities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got told I taste like fem fresh "

I always have a pack of female fresh wipes in my bag

of course we will all smell sometimes nobody can be shower fresh 24/7 but there are things to help throughout the day

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do.

Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say.

Yes I agree. There is huge pressure on women to only have hair in certain places and there's a recent trend to remove your eyebrows then have them tattooed back on. I admit to being completely baffled by it all."

I'm glad I'm not the only one baffled by it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do.

Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say."

Natural is not always best, and the market merely capitalises on a very real natural anxiety and insecurity more than it does trigger it..... People and media do more than enough of that.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I once got told I taste like fem fresh

I always have a pack of female fresh wipes in my bag

of course we will all smell sometimes nobody can be shower fresh 24/7 but there are things to help throughout the day "

I only ever clean with plain water, I wondered why I always get a seat on the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do.

Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say.

No thanks. Natural really isn't always best!.....trust me on this!

Some women have been brainwashed into believing a lot of bollocks by the beauty industry though."

I don't doubt that but some women do it to make themselves happy, some don't spend a huge amount on products but still like to look the best they can......trust me a monobrow and moustache is not a good look....especially when coupled with bad skin thanks to teenage acne. You would struggle to find that attractive, I promise you.

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London


"Ok it's Sunday evening and I'm slightly bored and this thought just came into my head...

Do you women ever get anxious about how your pussy may taste? When a guy or girl goes down on you are you ever apprehensive about how the old girl may be tasting today? Or have you ever tasted you own juices and thought, 'that's rank!'? Sure you try to be clean at all times but the proof of the pudding is in the eating as they say..."

May I ask if you are of legal age for sex and if so I guess you Not of Sound Mind.... Just a though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I once got told I taste like fem fresh "

Could have been worse, it could have been Domestos....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im eating stilton and I read this topic. Thats my Sunday fucked"

HAHAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always worry about it despite insisting on a shower directly before... That's why I'm not a big fan of receiving x

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Thing is, some are aware they smell less than fragrant (think its a 'yeast' thing) - so will tell you in advance.

Unfortunately some aren't aware. One was so bad, made me wonder if she kept her Deeply-adored-but-long-dead cat in there.

Got rid ASAP "

I shouldn't laugh but

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"I don't like receiving oral so I have no concerns on that score. There is a whole industry devoted to making women feel that they need to be concerned about smelling natural though."

It would appear to be a whole industry plus certain individuals who have nothing better to do so try to belittle women, thinking it's clever!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Im eating stilton and I read this topic. Thats my Sunday fucked"

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By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do.

Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say.

Yes I agree. There is huge pressure on women to only have hair in certain places and there's a recent trend to remove your eyebrows then have them tattooed back on. I admit to being completely baffled by it all."

There's only pressure if women allow it. Like the emperor's new clothes. Bloody sheep some people.

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By *-elleWoman
over a year ago

Romford


"Actually yes is your answer. I can gush but when I do I'm a bitter taste, not sweet like some others I have tasted. So consequently I do not like to gush when I'm on a meet and if I feel it's gonna happen, I move position so it doesn't. "
that's a shame not all people have the same pallets when it comes to taste, although I find if I am drawn to their natural perspiration then I'm also drawn to their taste- basic human attraction so don't wiggle away next time.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. "

Meeeow

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

No I don't worry, I've always tasted fine.

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. "

I have aroused many a woman funnily enough! It was just a question about women's anxieties (like men) regarding their cleanliness!! Nothing more. This thread has now taken on a life of it's own though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women?"
scratch an sniff ^_^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. "

Yeah stale piss ain't arousal mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. "

Just because he hasn't met every Rita, Sue and Sandra, it does not mean he hasn't aroused many!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the only time I really worry about my body odour is when I've been cycling around work all day in this weather I try and get home half way through the day for a shower and change of cloths, but I suppose nobody's going to be going near my fanny at work anyway so no need to concern myself about that just my self in general as I work up a right sweat cycling around in the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I thought I had an odour I wouldn't meet and would be attending my GP

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman.

Just because he hasn't met every Rita, Sue and Sandra, it does not mean he hasn't aroused many! "

I'm still not sure what me arousing a woman has to do with this thread topic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was about to have my dinner too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm diabetic and know that if i eat chocolate then my pussy will taste sickly sweet, got told that a few years ago.

Not bothered about it smelling pretty sure it smells ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman.

Just because he hasn't met every Rita, Sue and Sandra, it does not mean he hasn't aroused many!

I'm still not sure what me arousing a woman has to do with this thread topic "

Don't worry about it. He's a black knight. (New Fab term coined on another thread.)

~A man that thinks putting down other men will get him a chance of a shag. Usually caused by blue balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman.

Just because he hasn't met every Rita, Sue and Sandra, it does not mean he hasn't aroused many!

I'm still not sure what me arousing a woman has to do with this thread topic

Don't worry about it. He's a black knight. (New Fab term coined on another thread.)

~A man that thinks putting down other men will get him a chance of a shag. Usually caused by blue balls. "

Isn't that still just a white knight?

Cause that's what most do "oh I'm so amazing and put women first unlike you other scum men"?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I'm diabetic and know that if i eat chocolate then my pussy will taste sickly sweet, got told that a few years ago.

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A chocolate tasting fanny?. I think Im suddenly bi curious...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I don't worry

I like how I taste

I don't smother it in lotions or potions as it disturbs the natural balance and cause problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm diabetic and know that if i eat chocolate then my pussy will taste sickly sweet, got told that a few years ago.

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A chocolate tasting fanny?. I think Im suddenly bi curious..."

I think the sugar is just in my juices and it isn't nice apparently, if it was chocolate tasting i'm sure i'd get oral every time.

I tend to eat healthy these days so the guys who like going down there haven't said anything.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

guys like a disco fanny dont they??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

or a blue waffle

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman.

Just because he hasn't met every Rita, Sue and Sandra, it does not mean he hasn't aroused many!

I'm still not sure what me arousing a woman has to do with this thread topic "

It has nothing to do with it. I think it's a good question and could lead to excellent discussion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm diabetic and know that if i eat chocolate then my pussy will taste sickly sweet, got told that a few years ago.

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A chocolate tasting fanny?. I think Im suddenly bi curious..."

Chocolate orange and I'm too

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I don't worry

I like how I taste

I don't smother it in lotions or potions as it disturbs the natural balance and cause problems "

Well with a name like yours you have to taste nice. Anything else would be false advertising

They do say don't overdo it with the cleaning products. I do know that much.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do.

Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say.

Yes I agree. There is huge pressure on women to only have hair in certain places and there's a recent trend to remove your eyebrows then have them tattooed back on. I admit to being completely baffled by it all.

There's only pressure if women allow it. Like the emperor's new clothes. Bloody sheep some people. "

Yes that's true but when I was 16 I really believed that I wouldn't get a boyfriend unless my eyebrows were really thin . I can see how it happens

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman.

I have aroused many a woman funnily enough! It was just a question about women's anxieties (like men) regarding their cleanliness!! Nothing more. This thread has now taken on a life of it's own though... "

Well just the sight of his bum arouses me

Anyway I've always been told I taste delicious and what I taste on his lips seems ok to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I don't worry

I like how I taste

I don't smother it in lotions or potions as it disturbs the natural balance and cause problems

Well with a name like yours you have to taste nice. Anything else would be false advertising

They do say don't overdo it with the cleaning products. I do know that much."

I haven't been taken to trading standards yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a good Fanny Fart

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman.

I have aroused many a woman funnily enough! It was just a question about women's anxieties (like men) regarding their cleanliness!! Nothing more. This thread has now taken on a life of it's own though...

Well just the sight of his bum arouses me

Anyway I've always been told I taste delicious and what I taste on his lips seems ok to me!"

That's enough about my bum

Let's keep it on topic here!

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By *ngel delight 69Woman
over a year ago

Torquay

Mine always tastes nice to me. X

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman.

Just because he hasn't met every Rita, Sue and Sandra, it does not mean he hasn't aroused many!

I'm still not sure what me arousing a woman has to do with this thread topic

It has nothing to do with it. I think it's a good question and could lead to excellent discussion."

I think this has turned out to be quite a surprising discussion. I've learnt a few things anyway.

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet ! "

Some of us actually do. It breaks my heart every time I read Nicecouples461's female half say she doesn't like receiving oral

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet !

Some of us actually do. It breaks my heart every time I read Nicecouples461's female half say she doesn't like receiving oral "

Oh dear sorry . Plenty more that makes my blood sing

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London


"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. "

What offends you so?

The OP merely asked a question.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women?"

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"the only time I really worry about my body odour is when I've been cycling around work all day in this weather I try and get home half way through the day for a shower and change of cloths, but I suppose nobody's going to be going near my fanny at work anyway so no need to concern myself about that just my self in general as I work up a right sweat cycling around in the summer "

Ha. I'd ask you to wash everywhere but your armpits

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women?

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As I stated earlier. Of course men have these same issues. But me as a man, was just asking about women and their experiences of such things.

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet !

Some of us actually do. It breaks my heart every time I read Nicecouples461's female half say she doesn't like receiving oral

Oh dear sorry . Plenty more that makes my blood sing "

That's fine, I'm very accommodating. Was just thinking of my own pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ALWAYS shower or have a bath before a meet. Soap and Glory leaves it smelling delicious! As for tasting it. I will run a finger over and inside and taste myself "

Love soap and glory products

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women?

As I stated earlier. Of course men have these same issues. But me as a man, was just asking about women and their experiences of such things."

Shower Gel and water; hasn't failed yet. I could go for some of the overpriced marketing rubbish, but why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok it's Sunday evening and I'm slightly bored and this thought just came into my head...

Do you women ever get anxious about how your pussy may taste? When a guy or girl goes down on you are you ever apprehensive about how the old girl may be tasting today? Or have you ever tasted you own juices and thought, 'that's rank!'? Sure you try to be clean at all times but the proof of the pudding is in the eating as they say..."

Can't we tell it's a Sunday and your a bit bored.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet !

Some of us actually do. It breaks my heart every time I read Nicecouples461's female half say she doesn't like receiving oral

Oh dear sorry . Plenty more that makes my blood sing

That's fine, I'm very accommodating. Was just thinking of my own pleasure "

Although I have just had a very unpleasant accident involving hot gravy and my lap. Any gentleman heading south at the moment would be enjoying a roast beef dinner

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet !

Some of us actually do. It breaks my heart every time I read Nicecouples461's female half say she doesn't like receiving oral

Oh dear sorry . Plenty more that makes my blood sing

That's fine, I'm very accommodating. Was just thinking of my own pleasure

Although I have just had a very unpleasant accident involving hot gravy and my lap. Any gentleman heading south at the moment would be enjoying a roast beef dinner "

Oh dear. That'd involved multitasking

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet !

Some of us actually do. It breaks my heart every time I read Nicecouples461's female half say she doesn't like receiving oral

Oh dear sorry . Plenty more that makes my blood sing

That's fine, I'm very accommodating. Was just thinking of my own pleasure

Although I have just had a very unpleasant accident involving hot gravy and my lap. Any gentleman heading south at the moment would be enjoying a roast beef dinner "

Well I've heard the term 'beef curtains' but that's just taking it too far

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman.

Just because he hasn't met every Rita, Sue and Sandra, it does not mean he hasn't aroused many!

I'm still not sure what me arousing a woman has to do with this thread topic

Don't worry about it. He's a black knight. (New Fab term coined on another thread.)

~A man that thinks putting down other men will get him a chance of a shag. Usually caused by blue balls. "

I always prefer a black knight ... of to do some family duties .... looking forward to some debate when we get back ...

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet !

Some of us actually do. It breaks my heart every time I read Nicecouples461's female half say she doesn't like receiving oral

Oh dear sorry . Plenty more that makes my blood sing

That's fine, I'm very accommodating. Was just thinking of my own pleasure

Although I have just had a very unpleasant accident involving hot gravy and my lap. Any gentleman heading south at the moment would be enjoying a roast beef dinner

Well I've heard the term 'beef curtains' but that's just taking it too far "

Haha I just spat my drink over my laptop! Whoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"During a three day camping trip once I was a bit concerned when the guy I went with went down on me, but he took it like a champ."

eee lass you made me choke on my vimto - so funny

im told im always sweet to taste - no reason to think otherwise - i dont grab them too tight whilst theyre there - (unless asked to do so of course )

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Never had any complaints

Even had a couple of people who claimed it wasn't really their thing venture down there. And tastes OK to me though as others have said the exact palate differs depending on where I am in the month.

I think as others have said as long as you keep relatively clean and fresh there shouldn't be a problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always keep clean and fresh as others have said but I do also have a little taste before a meet

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I always keep clean and fresh as others have said but I do also have a little taste before a meet "

I'm loving this thing of women tasting themselves! Like a chef tasting the food before serving it up

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

By the time I got to the end of this my nose was crinkled distastefully.

Basic hygiene is never too much to ask nor expect. However, if I had to ask there wouldn't be a first meet completed never mind a second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what.. I've never worried about this at all.

I look after my personal hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told I taste delicious & sweet

Maybe I'll ask them to describe it like they do when tasting wine

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm now imagining the guys offering taste tests on the recent Lidl taste test ads.

The mental images are disturbing.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do.

Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say.

Yes I agree. There is huge pressure on women to only have hair in certain places and there's a recent trend to remove your eyebrows then have them tattooed back on. I admit to being completely baffled by it all.

There's only pressure if women allow it. Like the emperor's new clothes. Bloody sheep some people. "

Huh! Now you tell me!

I've already removed one eyebrow. What am I supposed to do now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what.. I've never worried about this at all.

I look after my personal hygiene "

As do we all

never had anyone recoil in disgust......still doesn't stop you checking before a meet though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm even starting to worry about my vaj after this thread.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm even starting to worry about my vaj after this thread. "

Don't worry, there's a whole industry built round keeping it fresh and artificially scented. Until the artificial scent causes thrush that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have a litte check beforehand just in case. I've found since I've got older the ph balance can vary which causes a different aroma, not unpleasant. It is nothing to do with being unhygienic and not showering.

So far no one has gagged in disgust soooooo I'm assuming all is good....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry, there's a whole industry built round keeping it fresh and artificially scented."

As in artificial vaj smell like when you buy those brand new car air fresheners?

I'm not sure I'd want a vagina smelling of anything else. Forest pine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you just hang them in your knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only time I worry is when i've not had sex for a while. Sometimes grooming goes out the window and that's when I panic. It's usually then I end up pulling or get a meet off here. Which is annoying.

But, I like to think I don't smell and that I taste good. Not had any complaints. Not to my face anyway.

...they have always said I taste good.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Don't worry, there's a whole industry built round keeping it fresh and artificially scented.

As in artificial vaj smell like when you buy those brand new car air fresheners?

I'm not sure I'd want a vagina smelling of anything else. Forest pine?"

They mostly smell floral or "fresh", whatever fresh smells like.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Do you just hang them in your knickers?"

Oh gawd, don't give them ideas!

We have wipes, sprays, perfumed wash products, scented liners for our undies...

I've not seen a Magic Tree for knickers yet but you never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you just hang them in your knickers?

Oh gawd, don't give them ideas!

We have wipes, sprays, perfumed wash products, scented liners for our undies...

I've not seen a Magic Tree for knickers yet but you never know."

I can see it now...

Magic Vaj.

I'm going to be a millionaire.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't worry

I like how I taste

I don't smother it in lotions or potions as it disturbs the natural balance and cause problems "

What she said.

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By *ong riderMan
over a year ago

belfast

When at uni I had a gf come back from a 3 night music festival. Obviously unshowered but I was gagging for it and went down instantly. Never been more turned on by the natural aromas, left to mature naturally we fucked for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I'm even starting to worry about my vaj after this thread. "

I would too,yours is all hanging out!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Do you just hang them in your knickers?

Oh gawd, don't give them ideas!

We have wipes, sprays, perfumed wash products, scented liners for our undies...

I've not seen a Magic Tree for knickers yet but you never know.

I can see it now...

Magic Vaj.

I'm going to be a millionaire."

If you make a beer scented one it could be used to cover up any yeasty scented-ness caused by artificially scented products

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you just hang them in your knickers?

Oh gawd, don't give them ideas!

We have wipes, sprays, perfumed wash products, scented liners for our undies...

I've not seen a Magic Tree for knickers yet but you never know.

I can see it now...

Magic Vaj.

I'm going to be a millionaire."

It's a catchy name...

I was thinking along the "Beaver Reliever" route....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The only times I've been bothered about it are after long drives to a meet.

On a couple of occasions I showered last thing before I left home but then drove 4-5 hours. When we started playing I realised I didn't wash when I got there. I was concerned I smelled or tasted bad those times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm even starting to worry about my vaj after this thread.

I would too,yours is all hanging out!"

Haha!

Is that normal? I'll try poking it back in with a pencil.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I'm even starting to worry about my vaj after this thread.

I would too,yours is all hanging out!

Haha!

Is that normal? I'll try poking it back in with a pencil."

Can I watch?

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I always have a bath just before I leave the house and if more than an hour has passed I have a quick freshen up before play too. I'm quite paranoid. Especially when I have a meet who doesn't venture down there, all sorts go through my mind....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some certainly taste better than others... Maybe instead of just scent we could have flavouring too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some certainly taste better than others... Maybe instead of just scent we could have flavouring too?"

A bit like salt 'n' shake??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When at uni I had a gf come back from a 3 night music festival. Obviously unshowered but I was gagging for it and went down instantly. Never been more turned on by the natural aromas, left to mature naturally we fucked for hours "

Twenty years ago my then partner would turn up early in the morning, let himself in and wake me with oral. He said the smell was more stimulating and the taste was better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't want to come up from eating under the table on our first meet & i think Pepper was quite surprised with my oral skills . I have tasted pepper after she has Gushed & it was just like a Honey Dew !! I really love pepper after she has had a pee pee & i just have to clean her up .

Mmmmm Nom nom !!

Xx

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By *ong riderMan
over a year ago

belfast


"The only times I've been bothered about it are after long drives to a meet.

On a couple of occasions I showered last thing before I left home but then drove 4-5 hours. When we started playing I realised I didn't wash when I got there. I was concerned I smelled or tasted bad those times."

Trust me...real men play on whatever the weather...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Some certainly taste better than others... Maybe instead of just scent we could have flavouring too?"

I know what I eat affects the flavour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!"

Fair play but seems like an awful lot of effort!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!"

Spontaneous sex is out of the window for you then

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!

Fair play but seems like an awful lot of effort!"

It'll be much easier with Magic Vaj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It'll be much easier with Magic Vaj "

It's a way of life.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!"

Wow!

Top marks for effort!

Couldn't be arsed with that sort of prep!

Happy to make sure I'm all clean and fresh but my eating habits are not something I would consider. I can't say anyone has ever complained that I don't taste like an opal fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opal fruit Magic Vaj is going to be a hot seller now.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!

Fair play but seems like an awful lot of effort!

It'll be much easier with Magic Vaj "

I might even consider Magic Vaj to avoid such a rigourous routine.

If I did all of that and I didn't get oral I would be mightily pissed off.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Opal fruit Magic Vaj is going to be a hot seller now."

What does platinum member taste like?

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over a year ago


"Opal fruit Magic Vaj is going to be a hot seller now.

What does platinum member taste like? "

No idea, I can't reach.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Opal fruit Magic Vaj is going to be a hot seller now.

What does platinum member taste like?

No idea, I can't reach. "

If you did some yoga you'd be able to do a sniff test at least. Get proficient at it and you might be able to do a taste test.

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over a year ago


"Opal fruit Magic Vaj is going to be a hot seller now.

What does platinum member taste like?

No idea, I can't reach.

If you did some yoga you'd be able to do a sniff test at least. Get proficient at it and you might be able to do a taste test. "

Pffft... Why do you think I was enquiring?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!"

That's a hell of a lot of maintenance!!

I wash with pH neutral soap (Dr Bronners is the best) and carry wet wipes for a quick pre bonk check.

More concerned about rouge bits of toilet paper being left behind than how I taste

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Opal fruit Magic Vaj is going to be a hot seller now.

What does platinum member taste like? "

Metallic, probably.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!"

Mr loves it however it tastes, but almost always tastes fruity without having to go to those lengths (although no red meat for me as I am a veggie) - one time he tasted burritos when I had been binging on them. As we live together and have sex pretty much all the time, it would be impossible to keep such a regime up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes a good month to prep for a shag both physically and mentally, that's why I can't do one off's. I'm not constantly on the pill so I have to wait for a period to start taking the pill again. I'll do other things with my potential shag, watch films with him, cook for him, counsel him and listen to him talk and talk and talk until I know his life history! By the time I'm ready to fuck I'd have done all my own prep, fanny will be on point and I'm good to go. Guy also thinks that I'm nice albeit slightly frigid until he falls asleep and is woken up with a hard on and my tongue up his arse.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"Takes a good month to prep for a shag both physically and mentally, that's why I can't do one off's. I'm not constantly on the pill so I have to wait for a period to start taking the pill again. I'll do other things with my potential shag, watch films with him, cook for him, counsel him and listen to him talk and talk and talk until I know his life history! By the time I'm ready to fuck I'd have done all my own prep, fanny will be on point and I'm good to go. Guy also thinks that I'm nice albeit slightly frigid until he falls asleep and is woken up with a hard on and my tongue up his arse.

"

can I recommend johnys and baby wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At certain times of the month mine will have an aroma that isn't there the rest of the month.."

Round about Pay Day ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what.. I've never worried about this at all.

I look after my personal hygiene

As do we all

never had anyone recoil in disgust......still doesn't stop you checking before a meet though!"

Like I said... I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes a good month to prep for a shag both physically and mentally, that's why I can't do one off's. I'm not constantly on the pill so I have to wait for a period to start taking the pill again. I'll do other things with my potential shag, watch films with him, cook for him, counsel him and listen to him talk and talk and talk until I know his life history! By the time I'm ready to fuck I'd have done all my own prep, fanny will be on point and I'm good to go. Guy also thinks that I'm nice albeit slightly frigid until he falls asleep and is woken up with a hard on and my tongue up his arse.

"

I'm guessing this is tongue in cheek , as well as tongue up arse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes a good month to prep for a shag both physically and mentally, that's why I can't do one off's. I'm not constantly on the pill so I have to wait for a period to start taking the pill again. I'll do other things with my potential shag, watch films with him, cook for him, counsel him and listen to him talk and talk and talk until I know his life history! By the time I'm ready to fuck I'd have done all my own prep, fanny will be on point and I'm good to go. Guy also thinks that I'm nice albeit slightly frigid until he falls asleep and is woken up with a hard on and my tongue up his arse.

I'm guessing this is tongue in cheek , as well as tongue up arse ? "

Probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't give it a thought at all. I know I'm clean, I shower every day and before a night out anywhere I will soak in a bubbly bath with all my perfumes and body lotions afterwards etc. It's just part of my getting ready for a night out as all of us ladies do.

I would never go to the prep lengths sone do like changing eating habits a month before. The men on here dont mean that much to me.

I'm more bothered about sweat,it really puts me off so I'm a stickler for deodorising.

The only time my OH has commented about the taste of any woman is when they smoke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sniff sniff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!"

And yet you smoke!

I know people don't like to admit about the smell of smoke and everyone will claim on here that you can't smell it on them, deep down you know cigarettes smell. It's not just breath that it affects. Similarly to garlic and highly spiced foods, you can smell that oozing through the pores.

I'm not overly anti smoking, I don't recoil at the smell of it, I'm more bothered by the smell of garlic or sweat, but if you do smoke, you are aware that putting poisonous toxins into your body is going to have an effect in many ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!

And yet you smoke!

I know people don't like to admit about the smell of smoke and everyone will claim on here that you can't smell it on them, deep down you know cigarettes smell. It's not just breath that it affects. Similarly to garlic and highly spiced foods, you can smell that oozing through the pores.

I'm not overly anti smoking, I don't recoil at the smell of it, I'm more bothered by the smell of garlic or sweat, but if you do smoke, you are aware that putting poisonous toxins into your body is going to have an effect in many ways.

"

Actually lol'ed at this. You do realise you're talking to a grown woman and not a five year old??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!

And yet you smoke!

I know people don't like to admit about the smell of smoke and everyone will claim on here that you can't smell it on them, deep down you know cigarettes smell. It's not just breath that it affects. Similarly to garlic and highly spiced foods, you can smell that oozing through the pores.

I'm not overly anti smoking, I don't recoil at the smell of it, I'm more bothered by the smell of garlic or sweat, but if you do smoke, you are aware that putting poisonous toxins into your body is going to have an effect in many ways.

Actually lol'ed at this. You do realise you're talking to a grown woman and not a five year old?? "

Fair enough point tho.

Upto a months prep to obtain an 'opal fruit pussy' by clean eating, upping fruit content, discounting food that has strong odours but still smoking does seem a little ironic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends what chippie they work in

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!

And yet you smoke!

I know people don't like to admit about the smell of smoke and everyone will claim on here that you can't smell it on them, deep down you know cigarettes smell. It's not just breath that it affects. Similarly to garlic and highly spiced foods, you can smell that oozing through the pores.

I'm not overly anti smoking, I don't recoil at the smell of it, I'm more bothered by the smell of garlic or sweat, but if you do smoke, you are aware that putting poisonous toxins into your body is going to have an effect in many ways.

Actually lol'ed at this. You do realise you're talking to a grown woman and not a five year old??

Fair enough point tho.

Upto a months prep to obtain an 'opal fruit pussy' by clean eating, upping fruit content, discounting food that has strong odours but still smoking does seem a little ironic.

"

I'm just loving the term 'opal fruit pussy'. This thread was worth it just for that Another phrase to add to the Fab dictionary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!

And yet you smoke!

I know people don't like to admit about the smell of smoke and everyone will claim on here that you can't smell it on them, deep down you know cigarettes smell. It's not just breath that it affects. Similarly to garlic and highly spiced foods, you can smell that oozing through the pores.

I'm not overly anti smoking, I don't recoil at the smell of it, I'm more bothered by the smell of garlic or sweat, but if you do smoke, you are aware that putting poisonous toxins into your body is going to have an effect in many ways.

Actually lol'ed at this. You do realise you're talking to a grown woman and not a five year old??

Fair enough point tho.

Upto a months prep to obtain an 'opal fruit pussy' by clean eating, upping fruit content, discounting food that has strong odours but still smoking does seem a little ironic.

I'm just loving the term 'opal fruit pussy'. This thread was worth it just for that Another phrase to add to the Fab dictionary."

I've ordered in extra pineapple & mango this week.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shake n vac works well on rugs

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By *oward1978 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!

And yet you smoke!

I know people don't like to admit about the smell of smoke and everyone will claim on here that you can't smell it on them, deep down you know cigarettes smell. It's not just breath that it affects. Similarly to garlic and highly spiced foods, you can smell that oozing through the pores.

I'm not overly anti smoking, I don't recoil at the smell of it, I'm more bothered by the smell of garlic or sweat, but if you do smoke, you are aware that putting poisonous toxins into your body is going to have an effect in many ways.

Actually lol'ed at this. You do realise you're talking to a grown woman and not a five year old??

Fair enough point tho.

Upto a months prep to obtain an 'opal fruit pussy' by clean eating, upping fruit content, discounting food that has strong odours but still smoking does seem a little ironic.

I'm just loving the term 'opal fruit pussy'. This thread was worth it just for that Another phrase to add to the Fab dictionary.

I've ordered in extra pineapple & mango this week..... "

The slogan 'made to make your mouth water' has taken on a whole new meaning for me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm even starting to worry about my vaj after this thread. "

aawwww lib - now im a little worried for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!"

flippin ek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!

flippin ek "

Yep, sex can be so much fun

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By *.TaylorMan
over a year ago

london


"I ALWAYS shower or have a bath before a meet. Soap and Glory leaves it smelling delicious! As for tasting it. I will run a finger over and inside and taste myself "

Wow I want her amaze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!

flippin ek

Yep, sex can be so much fun

"

well im still gonna just let him grab me whenever and wherever -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!

flippin ek

Yep, sex can be so much fun

well im still gonna just let him grab me whenever and wherever - "

Bit of spontenaity? Where's the fun in that? Get a wash woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!

flippin ek

Yep, sex can be so much fun

well im still gonna just let him grab me whenever and wherever -

Bit of spontenaity? Where's the fun in that? Get a wash woman "

sticks out tongue and blows a raspberry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women?

Well of course men have the same concerns but just wondered if women ever have the same sort of worries. I'm not a woman so was just curious that's all."

I smell how I smell. Some people like the way I smell, some people don't. If they don't like the way I smell, they don't have to put their nose there.

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