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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've just opened a bottle of wine...opps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidentally of course

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cheers

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Accidentally of course "

Of course and accidently went into a glass

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.

A

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.

A"

What

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.

A

What "

I was peckish.

A

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.

A"

I though cake was banned till after the nuptials?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.

A

I though cake was banned till after the nuptials? "

It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'.

I had a momentary lapse.

A

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.

A

What

I was peckish.

A"

That's 6 people in the world that will go hungry now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's naughty about having wine ???

Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What's naughty about having wine ???

Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat... "

Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.

A

I though cake was banned till after the nuptials?

It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'.

I had a momentary lapse.

A"

Are you trying to dispose of the evidence so you can deny it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's naughty about having wine ???

Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...

Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in? "

My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him

Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lunchtime onwards, can't see the problem

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.

A

I though cake was banned till after the nuptials?

It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'.

I had a momentary lapse.

A

Are you trying to dispose of the evidence so you can deny it?"

What cake?

A

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.

A

I though cake was banned till after the nuptials?

It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'.

I had a momentary lapse.

A

Are you trying to dispose of the evidence so you can deny it?"

I think it will come to light when he can't fit in his suit on the day

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.

A

I though cake was banned till after the nuptials?

It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'.

I had a momentary lapse.

A

Are you trying to dispose of the evidence so you can deny it?

What cake?

A"

Thatta boy!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What's naughty about having wine ???

Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...

Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?

My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him

Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest "

Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veryyy naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's naughty about having wine ???

Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...

Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?

My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him

Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest

Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though "

Hey the windows open I'm being generous

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What's naughty about having wine ???

Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...

Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?

My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him

Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest

Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though

Hey the windows open I'm being generous "

That's more than generous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's naughty about having wine ???

Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...

Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?

My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him

Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest

Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though

Hey the windows open I'm being generous

That's more than generous "

Ain't it just...he will be wanting fluids next ...pffft

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Don't give me ideas you lot.

I could just go for a spritzer or five at the moment.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What's naughty about having wine ???

Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...

Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?

My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him

Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest

Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though

Hey the windows open I'm being generous

That's more than generous

Ain't it just...he will be wanting fluids next ...pffft "

Oh a bit of golden shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's naughty about having wine ???

Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...

Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?

My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him

Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest

Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though

Hey the windows open I'm being generous

That's more than generous

Ain't it just...he will be wanting fluids next ...pffft

Oh a bit of golden shower "

Noooooooo pussy juice only

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What's naughty about having wine ???

Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...

Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?

My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him

Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest

Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though

Hey the windows open I'm being generous

That's more than generous

Ain't it just...he will be wanting fluids next ...pffft

Oh a bit of golden shower

Noooooooo pussy juice only "

Waste what want not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just opened a bottle of wine...opps "

Miss Cheeky

I am shocked at you

Why wasn't it vodka? ?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've just opened a bottle of wine...opps

Miss Cheeky

I am shocked at you

Why wasn't it vodka? ? "

I've actually gone off vodka lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just opened a bottle of wine...opps

Miss Cheeky

I am shocked at you

Why wasn't it vodka? ?

I've actually gone off vodka lol "

faints

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Ohh go for it .. its saturday Enjoy

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've just opened a bottle of wine...opps

Miss Cheeky

I am shocked at you

Why wasn't it vodka? ?

I've actually gone off vodka lol

faints "

I know

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm enjoying a chilled glass of château cardboard box

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I've just opened a bottle of wine...opps

Miss Cheeky

I am shocked at you

Why wasn't it vodka? ?

I've actually gone off vodka lol "

up set now

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've just opened a bottle of wine...opps

Miss Cheeky

I am shocked at you

Why wasn't it vodka? ?

I've actually gone off vodka lol up set now "

not you, you have lovely tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's naughty about having wine ???

Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wine is chilling in the fridge now until 8.30pm when I'm free to drink it with no stress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't give me ideas you lot.

I could just go for a spritzer or five at the moment."

I know I was reading this and thinking that.. Then realised the children have found and drank my lemonade I hid in my room... and put it back.. lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No booze for me tonight as I'm driving to the cinema later

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Don't give me ideas you lot.

I could just go for a spritzer or five at the moment.

I know I was reading this and thinking that.. Then realised the children have found and drank my lemonade I hid in my room... and put it back.. lol x"

ive a full bottle in fridge

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Let's have a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosé in fridge, just had cloudy apple juice to quench my thirst.

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Let's have a party "

Let's!

I've still half a litre of Grey Goose that I brought back from Benidorm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's have a party

Let's!

I've still half a litre of Grey Goose that I brought back from Benidorm. "

Grey Goose is lush

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