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"Accidentally of course " Of course and accidently went into a glass | |||
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"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on. A" What | |||
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"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on. A What " I was peckish. A | |||
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"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on. A" I though cake was banned till after the nuptials? | |||
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"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on. A I though cake was banned till after the nuptials? " It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'. I had a momentary lapse. A | |||
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"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on. A What I was peckish. A" That's 6 people in the world that will go hungry now | |||
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"What's naughty about having wine ??? Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat... " Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in? | |||
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"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on. A I though cake was banned till after the nuptials? It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'. I had a momentary lapse. A" Are you trying to dispose of the evidence so you can deny it? | |||
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"What's naughty about having wine ??? Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat... Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in? " My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest | |||
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"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on. A I though cake was banned till after the nuptials? It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'. I had a momentary lapse. A Are you trying to dispose of the evidence so you can deny it?" What cake? A | |||
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"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on. A I though cake was banned till after the nuptials? It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'. I had a momentary lapse. A Are you trying to dispose of the evidence so you can deny it?" I think it will come to light when he can't fit in his suit on the day | |||
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"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on. A I though cake was banned till after the nuptials? It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'. I had a momentary lapse. A Are you trying to dispose of the evidence so you can deny it? What cake? A" Thatta boy! | |||
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"What's naughty about having wine ??? Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat... Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in? My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest " Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though | |||
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"What's naughty about having wine ??? Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat... Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in? My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though " Hey the windows open I'm being generous | |||
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"What's naughty about having wine ??? Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat... Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in? My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though Hey the windows open I'm being generous " That's more than generous | |||
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"What's naughty about having wine ??? Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat... Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in? My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though Hey the windows open I'm being generous That's more than generous " Ain't it just...he will be wanting fluids next ...pffft | |||
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"What's naughty about having wine ??? Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat... Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in? My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though Hey the windows open I'm being generous That's more than generous Ain't it just...he will be wanting fluids next ...pffft " Oh a bit of golden shower | |||
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"What's naughty about having wine ??? Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat... Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in? My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though Hey the windows open I'm being generous That's more than generous Ain't it just...he will be wanting fluids next ...pffft Oh a bit of golden shower " Noooooooo pussy juice only | |||
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"What's naughty about having wine ??? Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat... Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in? My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though Hey the windows open I'm being generous That's more than generous Ain't it just...he will be wanting fluids next ...pffft Oh a bit of golden shower Noooooooo pussy juice only " Waste what want not | |||
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"I've just opened a bottle of wine...opps " Miss Cheeky I am shocked at you Why wasn't it vodka? ? | |||
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"I've just opened a bottle of wine...opps Miss Cheeky I am shocked at you Why wasn't it vodka? ? " I've actually gone off vodka lol | |||
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"I've just opened a bottle of wine...opps Miss Cheeky I am shocked at you Why wasn't it vodka? ? I've actually gone off vodka lol " faints | |||
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"I've just opened a bottle of wine...opps Miss Cheeky I am shocked at you Why wasn't it vodka? ? I've actually gone off vodka lol faints " I know | |||
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"I've just opened a bottle of wine...opps Miss Cheeky I am shocked at you Why wasn't it vodka? ? I've actually gone off vodka lol " up set now | |||
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"I've just opened a bottle of wine...opps Miss Cheeky I am shocked at you Why wasn't it vodka? ? I've actually gone off vodka lol up set now " not you, you have lovely tits | |||
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"What's naughty about having wine ??? Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat... " | |||
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"Don't give me ideas you lot. I could just go for a spritzer or five at the moment." I know I was reading this and thinking that.. Then realised the children have found and drank my lemonade I hid in my room... and put it back.. lol x | |||
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"Don't give me ideas you lot. I could just go for a spritzer or five at the moment. I know I was reading this and thinking that.. Then realised the children have found and drank my lemonade I hid in my room... and put it back.. lol x" ive a full bottle in fridge | |||
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"Let's have a party " Let's! I've still half a litre of Grey Goose that I brought back from Benidorm. | |||
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"Let's have a party Let's! I've still half a litre of Grey Goose that I brought back from Benidorm. " Grey Goose is lush | |||
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