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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There was a young man from Peru,

who fell asleep in his canoe,

while dreaming of Venus,

he played with his penis

and woke up covered in goo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Niven's first screen test after which he was ejected from the studio.

There was a young man from Leeds

Who once ate a packet of seeds

Great tufts of grass shot out of his arse

And his cock was covered in s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady from Pitlochry

Who made love to a man on a rockery

She said to her chum

Oh these stones hurt my bum

This isn't a fuck

It's a mockery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady from ealing.

Who's face was very appealing.

She layed on her back opened her crack.

And pissed all over the ceiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could never find an ending for this one.

But

There was a young lady from nantuket,

Who had a fanny the size of a bucket....

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

There was a young man from Nantucket

Whose cock was so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin,

While wiping his chin,

"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now he was an old school gent and his life story makes a great read, a bit of a lad in his day...with some amazing stories...class!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a great Marxist called Lenin.

Who did 2 or 3 million men in.

That's a lot to have done in, but where he did one in, that grand Marxist Stalin did 10 in.

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