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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey all, I was just wondering, does anyone think my cock is big enough to get into Porn?

Is there an ideal size?

Thanks

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Haaaaahahaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send those images to porn producers. They're better qualified to judge

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

In fairness, if Ron Jeremy can make it in porn I think the bar is quite low.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Keeping quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is not the size but if you can keep it up or if you need a fluffer inbetween takes and would you be willing to do gay porn and could you get the money shot x

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

your pubes are to big for porn dude

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't worry they can shoot through magnifiers use all sorts of angles and cast you with midgets. It's all good.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"your pubes are to big for porn dude "

Oi. Some like it flossy!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Don't worry they can shoot through magnifiers use all sorts of angles and cast you with midgets. It's all good.

"

Pmsl

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Magnificent post, so to speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is not the size but if you can keep it up or if you need a fluffer inbetween takes and would you be willing to do gay porn and could you get the money shot x"

This. I've heard its all about whether you can keep it hard for the cameras.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey all, I was just wondering, does anyone think my cock is big enough to get into porn?

Thanks "

No, it's not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're all great haha, I'm enjoying the response on here. Keep it up!

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By *oneyCherryTV/TS
over a year ago

Clapham, London


"your pubes are to big for porn dude

Oi. Some like it flossy!"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You're all great haha, I'm enjoying the response on here. Keep it up! "

I think you need to 'keep it up' Rob

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By *laire4UWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Need to shave to get into porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Deen was on a channel 4 porn program a few months ago... He said, its all about performance, and if you can't do it, keep it hard or repeat in front of a load of guys you're doomed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"James Deen was on a channel 4 porn program a few months ago... He said, its all about performance, and if you can't do it, keep it hard or repeat in front of a load of guys you're doomed. "

Practice makes perfect usually, can't say I've ever 'practiced' in front of a load of guys though.. Maybe I'll work in Insurance instead eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

Next question

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't worry they can shoot through magnifiers use all sorts of angles and cast you with midgets. It's all good. "

The camera adds 10 inches, hopefully Btw, you're funny. I like your sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've watched pornos being made of course it's big enough there were blokes with far smaller cocks than yours hun if you've got the confidence go for it x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Just pretend you are far away from the lady

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Given the frequency of such threads by those pondering 'doing porn' wouldn't it be nice to have some follow up later on down the line..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've watched pornos being made of course it's big enough there were blokes with far smaller cocks than yours hun if you've got the confidence go for it x"

Thanks sweetpea, you never know unless you go for it eh?

Lovely comment form a lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making porn is horrendously unsexy and it's more about keeping what you've got UP,than it being massive.They also use clever angles/positions to make things appear bigger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're all great haha, I'm enjoying the response on here. Keep it up! "

I think it's you that will have to keep it up

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never know till you try haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Making porn is horrendously unsexy and it's more about keeping what you've got UP,than it being massive.They also use clever angles/positions to make things appear bigger... "

Can you get it up on demand...climax on command, repeatedly...be prepared for sex that is only good for the camera angle and could actually be really uncomfortable and unsatisfying for you, so you will still have to finish yourself off. All with a load of people watching, getting told to stop every few minutes...porn sex isnt like real sex..

Other than that. Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't they want monster cock sized ones in porn? lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haaaaahahaa "

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Working in porn doesn't sound very sexy to me

It sounds like such hard work it could put you off sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is so funny

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

Live your dreams!

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

at that size I think yr made for the gay porn industry......but im told this industry can at times be a pain in the ass......but u could bite the bullet and go for it

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By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

I think you will find if you waqnt to wank to porn your cock size is acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you could specialise in movies where your co-stars have small hands....

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"In fairness, if Ron Jeremy can make it in porn I think the bar is quite low. "

I thought RJ was known for being well endowed? I may be wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"James Deen was on a channel 4 porn program a few months ago... He said, its all about performance, and if you can't do it, keep it hard or repeat in front of a load of guys you're doomed. "

I'd wager that most porn productions keep an ample supply of chemical enhancement.

Plus I think most male porn stars are gonna be injecting enough testosterone a week to keep their figures that it's gonna do a lot of the work for them

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Mine was

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Its now how big it is, its if u are last an can do a pop shot on command an dont get soft can perform in front of the camera man etc, group etc

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"your pubes are to big for porn dude "

Mine are in dreadlocks

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"your pubes are to big for porn dude

Mine are in dreadlocks "

I plait mine.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yes .. If you write it small enough.. Otherwise you might get PORn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size is irrelevant it's all about delivering the "pop shot" to order.

Johnny quick draw doesn't stand a chance.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yes .. If you write it small enough.. Otherwise you might get PORn"

Sexybrain has got nothing on me, I've got Ludo tattooed on my cock, however when I get excited it says Llandudno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fairness, if Ron Jeremy can make it in porn I think the bar is quite low. "

I always heard he had a massive wang?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its now how big it is, its if u are last an can do a pop shot on command an dont get soft can perform in front of the camera man etc, group etc "

Good advice, I know what to improve on now. Dreams can come true

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By *lue and RedCouple
over a year ago

Ulverston

Do you want your friends and family knowing you did it? Do you want to rule yourself out of certain careers for the rest of your life? If you don't mind that then sure go for it thou you may have to do some trimming. Thou if your really tempted and not trying to get compliments strip naked at work and ask them. If you can do that and get it hard whilst the manager and Co workers stare at you. You could be in with a shot. I just Googled porn agents in uk and found loads so why not get in contact and ask them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fairness, if Ron Jeremy can make it in porn I think the bar is quite low.

I thought RJ was known for being well endowed? I may be wrong "

Ron Jeremy has a big balance and financed a lot of his own porn.

Allegedly.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you want your friends and family knowing you did it? Do you want to rule yourself out of certain careers for the rest of your life? If you don't mind that then sure go for it thou you may have to do some trimming. Thou if your really tempted and not trying to get compliments strip naked at work and ask them. If you can do that and get it hard whilst the manager and Co workers stare at you. You could be in with a shot. I just Googled porn agents in uk and found loads so why not get in contact and ask them. "

Makes sense to go through a porn agent, they have been made out to be quite unscrupulous though.. How do you trust and or figure out who's just trying to rip you off or be deceitful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quote I remember from Ron Jeremy: "My cock is long and thin, that's why I am one of the few actors who can play the role of third cock in a triple penetration."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes .. If you write it small enough.. Otherwise you might get PORn

Sexybrain has got nothing on me, I've got Ludo tattooed on my cock, however when I get excited it says Llandudno "

Pfft the artist couldn't find mine to tattoo it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had offers do porn numerous of times and even before I did the lingerie and stuff on here but the thing stopping me is that I prefer to remain discrete.

I bet you would be accepted for gay porn like Triga where they want normal straight acting rugged men etc. but I bet the competition is tougher than you think going up against the smooth hard ab'd lads especially in straight porn. But you never know unless you try!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone think mine would cut it

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