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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just curious.... no harm in being influenced by genius.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

fancy a fuck?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"fancy a fuck?"
yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

erm... don't think i'll try that one........Again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i fuck your arse

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi hun you remind me of my auntie .........

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"erm... don't think i'll try that one........Again "

See look above it works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got a big dick,do you want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi fancy a pint n a fuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice ass, would love to slide my cock between those cheeks

that was from a guy who claimed he was straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know im not what you are looking for but !!!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive just had one this minute and it said.

"I know a good vet"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I mentioned this on another thread recently, I have been asked three times now, "How big is it"

I do not mind, its nice to cop a few messages! Lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Not here, but on another site, I got a message from a 68yo guy saying " can no longer get it up, but would love to see my dog lick you out, are you up for it?"

My answer..." had you used manners and said please, I would have thought about it - NOT!!! However on this occasion I feel I must decline. Good luck in your future endeavours!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one yesterday...

" I don't want to fuck you, you're too fat but wanted to tell you that you are stunning"

Am I missing something?!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Ive just had one this minute and it said.

"I know a good vet""

Did he? Just out of interest.

Anyway what constitutes a good vet? They may specialise in horses but be shit at frogs. I'd report him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought I've got a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears might work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I've got a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears might work."

just one word

dont .......

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By *lirty and dirtyCouple
over a year ago

ashford

can you fart in your knickers and send me them???

how disgusting lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Ive just had one this minute and it said.

"I know a good vet"

Did he? Just out of interest.

Anyway what constitutes a good vet? They may specialise in horses but be shit at frogs. I'd report him."

Well i have messaged him to see what he ment im assuming he means i should be put down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just had one this minute and it said.

"I know a good vet"

Did he? Just out of interest.

Anyway what constitutes a good vet? They may specialise in horses but be shit at frogs. I'd report him.

Well i have messaged him to see what he ment im assuming he means i should be put down lol"

Or he wants to try Ketamine on you!! runnnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

too late...just did. hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had one yesterday...

" I don't want to fuck you, you're too fat but wanted to tell you that you are stunning"

Am I missing something?!! "

No, he is for sure. You are stunning and beautifully curvy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just had one this minute and it said.

"I know a good vet"

Did he? Just out of interest.

Anyway what constitutes a good vet? They may specialise in horses but be shit at frogs. I'd report him."

Zut alors

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Not here, but on another site, I got a message from a 68yo guy saying " can no longer get it up, but would love to see my dog lick you out, are you up for it?"

My answer..." had you used manners and said please, I would have thought about it - NOT!!! However on this occasion I feel I must decline. Good luck in your future endeavours!!!"

"

...I thought we had got over all that now!

And I keep telling you I'm not 68!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just had one this minute and it said.

"I know a good vet"

Did he? Just out of interest.

Anyway what constitutes a good vet? They may specialise in horses but be shit at frogs. I'd report him.

Well i have messaged him to see what he ment im assuming he means i should be put down lol"

Take no notice probs one of those machos who treat women like animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not here, but on another site, I got a message from a 68yo guy saying " can no longer get it up, but would love to see my dog lick you out, are you up for it?"

My answer..." had you used manners and said please, I would have thought about it - NOT!!! However on this occasion I feel I must decline. Good luck in your future endeavours!!!"

...I thought we had got over all that now!

And I keep telling you I'm not 68!!!! "

69?

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By *erekduvallCouple
over a year ago

swansea

"got a few hours free, can you meet now?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't look at us, too far to Swansea. tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one it read do you have any good looking friends if so send them my way

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By *erekduvallCouple
over a year ago

swansea


"don't look at us, too far to Swansea. tut "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ....im assuming he means i should be put down lol"

Aww diamonds... He possibly cant believe you have such a high pedigree. Xxx

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