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A good fart on a morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go on let rip, you know you want too

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! let it out people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on let rip, you know you want too

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! let it out people "

I prefer SBV, the ninja of the fart world.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so your a blamer not a claimer

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

The mine is the best fart, drop a silent one when walking past a group of people so when they smell it they blame each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha chedders silent but deadly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so your a blamer not a claimer "

Neither as a rule. But I have been known to do work I'm particularly proud of.

Equally there's been times when a plea of innocence has been required.

Silent But Violent..... You know it makes sense.

Don't forget one of the rules of old age; never trust a fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't beat the dawn chorus of botty burps

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Does not need to be morning for my husband

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands


"You can't beat the dawn chorus of botty burps "

Especially being surrounded on a campsite.

As they say...it's better out than in....

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton


"Go on let rip, you know you want too

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! let it out people

I prefer SBV, the ninja of the fart world. "
my area its SBD, same result thou, i find going out dress fem all the males blame each other, my dad said to me if you going to fart always do it next to a scruffy person they will get the blame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes my bicycle go faster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love dropping one in my bosses small office then holding the door shut makes me chuckle every time

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's better when you've got a butt plug inserted

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

A lass goes round to her fells house for dinner and to meet his parents.

After dinner they're sat in the living room and the dog is laid next to her feet, she really needs to fart and let's a little Parp slip out.

The father shouts Rover! And looks at the dog.

She thinks this is great the dogs getting the blame and lets out a louder PARP.

The dad again shouts ROVER!

She still has gas so lets out a mighty PAAAAARP and the dad shouts ROVER, get away from her before she kills you with that gas

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"It's better when you've got a butt plug inserted "

I heard that was how the crossbow was invented

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

i was at having a drink with friends and barry came in and said smell this one, let rip and followed thru he soon lost his laughter

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

Always satisfying to loose out a real humdinger of a silent fart in the local then slip outside. The argument ensuing withing is quite amusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The mine is the best fart, drop a silent one when walking past a group of people so when they smell it they blame each other "

I do it too. I can't help the stigma attached to women farting!

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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

got to enjoy the lift fart, but there are two to be wary of.

1) the fart on the airplane when you are convinced you got away with it, then realise you are wearing headphones

2) nowt so scary as the first fart after a case of diahorrea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a good way to get out of bed. It blows the duvet off and wakes the rest of the house.

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By *arkman69Man
over a year ago

Erdington

Once, I farted in my sleep and thought it was part of my dream. My fb was fast asleep next to me and told me about it in the morning that it was NO dream.

I was in tears of laughter!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting is soooo funny, it always makes us giggle, not so much as fanny farts though when I'm getting it doggy style, that creases both of us

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria


"The mine is the best fart, drop a silent one when walking past a group of people so when they smell it they blame each other "

That's called Crop Dusting. Love doing it in a lift or in a supermarket aisle. Enjoy the Crop Dusting! Miss C. Xx

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