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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oi oi

SUZZZZYYYYY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice shades

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

as typos make us chuckle loudly part 3 is a sleepy bunch..

i consider what to do over the weekend and ask for some reasonable suggestions

fame the tv series..god i loved that was mentioned and i wonder where my old LP went...

flirting happens and some more even peoples neighbors seem to be joining in...

coercion happens to some for the nocturnal social in November and literary genius is born and encouraged here on team nocturnal

poetry, pop up books

novels and novelties...

plenty of perks to being here and if you weren't you were asleep wishing you were..as bedrooms are now being sorted out for the ...errr social...

onto part 4 just as it was getting interesting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice shades "

Where we're we ?

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Still here

Was a little bit preoccupied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did "

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice shades

Where we're we ? "

You said you couldn't make out what my other avatar was

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did "

What's she done now?

You heli'd her yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still here

Was a little bit preoccupied "

Evening

Lucky you

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still here

Was a little bit preoccupied "

Welcome to pt 4. We're just discussing the Team Nocturnal social again...you guys coming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days "

We'll need a room too if we can come

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand "

FOOFcopter?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand "

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand "

There's an old song (1960s?) with the chorus: "Leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air".

Is she? Go on, tell us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice shades

Where we're we ?

You said you couldn't make out what my other avatar was "

Not on my phone no...damn you S5 screen siZe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand "

no its worse than that there's a seriously old woman with her now this lady could turn into dust at any moment

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days "

We need the circle bed lol

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come "

no im teaching you to courtesy in mine it just happens they are all in there too...lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!! "

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days "

Now there's a funny thought

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

no its worse than that there's a seriously old woman with her now this lady could turn into dust at any moment "

granny granddaughter fantasy?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come "

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come "

We'll all need to book early I reckon at this rate lol

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card"

I double dare you

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card"

god im good...hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We need the circle bed lol"

Yes, yes we do

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?"

we will just ask for all of them and sort it out when we get there ..musical beds anyone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

god im good...hehehe "

this is definitely going to go downhill lol

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?"

Depends how nicely I'm asked

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We need the circle bed lol

Yes, yes we do "

agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you "

I dude dare you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice shades

Where we're we ?

You said you couldn't make out what my other avatar was

Not on my phone no...damn you S5 screen siZe "

Its me with my hand in my knickers

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

we will just ask for all of them and sort it out when we get there ..musical beds anyone??"

Sounds fun

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Still here

Was a little bit preoccupied

Welcome to pt 4. We're just discussing the Team Nocturnal social again...you guys coming? "

When and where is it Dan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

we will just ask for all of them and sort it out when we get there ..musical beds anyone??"

I'm just thinking of that poor ducky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

no im teaching you to courtesy in mine it just happens they are all in there too...lolol"

Do I have to courtesy for all of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice shades

Where we're we ?

You said you couldn't make out what my other avatar was

Not on my phone no...damn you S5 screen siZe

Its me with my hand in my knickers "

Ooooohhhh How I missed that I don't know

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Still here

Was a little bit preoccupied

Welcome to pt 4. We're just discussing the Team Nocturnal social again...you guys coming?

When and where is it Dan "

7th november at jaydees....im not dan but i have the answer..brownie points??

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Still here

Was a little bit preoccupied

Welcome to pt 4. We're just discussing the Team Nocturnal social again...you guys coming?

When and where is it Dan "

Jaydees, Saturday 7th November sexy secretary and bosses theme

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still here

Was a little bit preoccupied

Welcome to pt 4. We're just discussing the Team Nocturnal social again...you guys coming?

When and where is it Dan "

Hopefully at Jaydees on 7th November

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

no im teaching you to courtesy in mine it just happens they are all in there too...lolol

Do I have to courtesy for all of you "

no just me but maybe several times hehehe xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

no im teaching you to courtesy in mine it just happens they are all in there too...lolol

Do I have to courtesy for all of you "

Yes but I'm sure some will ask you to bow instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still here

Was a little bit preoccupied

Welcome to pt 4. We're just discussing the Team Nocturnal social again...you guys coming?

When and where is it Dan

7th november at jaydees....im not dan but i have the answer..brownie points??"

Hey you don't have to scroll lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice shades

Where we're we ?

You said you couldn't make out what my other avatar was

Not on my phone no...damn you S5 screen siZe

Its me with my hand in my knickers

Ooooohhhh How I missed that I don't know "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

no im teaching you to courtesy in mine it just happens they are all in there too...lolol

Do I have to courtesy for all of you

Yes but I'm sure some will ask you to bow instead "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

no im teaching you to courtesy in mine it just happens they are all in there too...lolol

Do I have to courtesy for all of you

no just me but maybe several times hehehe xx"

Your very demanding Suzy

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

no im teaching you to courtesy in mine it just happens they are all in there too...lolol

Do I have to courtesy for all of you

no just me but maybe several times hehehe xx

Your very demanding Suzy "

im sure youll enjoy it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

no im teaching you to courtesy in mine it just happens they are all in there too...lolol

Do I have to courtesy for all of you

Yes but I'm sure some will ask you to bow instead "

I have a halo, I don't do things like that

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

no im teaching you to courtesy in mine it just happens they are all in there too...lolol

Do I have to courtesy for all of you

Yes but I'm sure some will ask you to bow instead

"

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

Depends how nicely I'm asked "

Please, stretchy, would you be so amazingly kind as to look into room bookings? You're the only one of us with the organisational skills needed - I don't know how we would cope without you. Pretty please?

And you are beautiful as well as brilliant.

(you can't see me, but I'm grovelling here!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too "

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

no im teaching you to courtesy in mine it just happens they are all in there too...lolol

Do I have to courtesy for all of you

no just me but maybe several times hehehe xx

Your very demanding Suzy

im sure youll enjoy it xx"

Probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes "

We've got your bail money on standby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes "

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

Depends how nicely I'm asked

Please, stretchy, would you be so amazingly kind as to look into room bookings? You're the only one of us with the organisational skills needed - I don't know how we would cope without you. Pretty please?

And you are beautiful as well as brilliant.

(you can't see me, but I'm grovelling here!)"

they are 20 pounds a room..you book on saying you are going and pay on arrival in cash..you get a sticker to put on the door too..however i think some names might be changed on the stickers...hehehe

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

Depends how nicely I'm asked

Please, stretchy, would you be so amazingly kind as to look into room bookings? You're the only one of us with the organisational skills needed - I don't know how we would cope without you. Pretty please?

And you are beautiful as well as brilliant.

(you can't see me, but I'm grovelling here!)"

I might once I've had the ok from jaydees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

We've got your bail money on standby "

the old woman nearly lost her teeth hahaha

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

We've got your bail money on standby "

We want proof

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter "

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter "

no just no lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

Depends how nicely I'm asked

Please, stretchy, would you be so amazingly kind as to look into room bookings? You're the only one of us with the organisational skills needed - I don't know how we would cope without you. Pretty please?

And you are beautiful as well as brilliant.

(you can't see me, but I'm grovelling here!)"

Just go on Jaydees website and give them a ring you don't pay till you get there

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

Depends how nicely I'm asked

Please, stretchy, would you be so amazingly kind as to look into room bookings? You're the only one of us with the organisational skills needed - I don't know how we would cope without you. Pretty please?

And you are beautiful as well as brilliant.

(you can't see me, but I'm grovelling here!)

they are 20 pounds a room..you book on saying you are going and pay on arrival in cash..you get a sticker to put on the door too..however i think some names might be changed on the stickers...hehehe "

There's only a limited number of rooms though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

hahahaha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

We've got your bail money on standby

the old woman nearly lost her teeth hahaha "

In your trousers?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

Depends how nicely I'm asked

Please, stretchy, would you be so amazingly kind as to look into room bookings? You're the only one of us with the organisational skills needed - I don't know how we would cope without you. Pretty please?

And you are beautiful as well as brilliant.

(you can't see me, but I'm grovelling here!)

I might once I've had the ok from jaydees "

did you ask about the single guy thing or a guest list for them stretchy? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol"

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

Depends how nicely I'm asked

Please, stretchy, would you be so amazingly kind as to look into room bookings? You're the only one of us with the organisational skills needed - I don't know how we would cope without you. Pretty please?

And you are beautiful as well as brilliant.

(you can't see me, but I'm grovelling here!)

they are 20 pounds a room..you book on saying you are going and pay on arrival in cash..you get a sticker to put on the door too..however i think some names might be changed on the stickers...hehehe

There's only a limited number of rooms though"

well well just haveto share then..

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude "

snorts tea all over the place...hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude "

DANIEL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude "

not sure if that's a high five moment

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

Depends how nicely I'm asked

Please, stretchy, would you be so amazingly kind as to look into room bookings? You're the only one of us with the organisational skills needed - I don't know how we would cope without you. Pretty please?

And you are beautiful as well as brilliant.

(you can't see me, but I'm grovelling here!)

I might once I've had the ok from jaydees

did you ask about the single guy thing or a guest list for them stretchy? xx"

I've emailed them explaining what we'd like to do and how best to proceed. When they reply I'll ask about camping, caravans and camper vans etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL "

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

snorts tea all over the place...hahahaha "

Sorry

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes "

Are you that bad? joke xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL "

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes "

Give her some salt water to wash them out with, she'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

Depends how nicely I'm asked

Please, stretchy, would you be so amazingly kind as to look into room bookings? You're the only one of us with the organisational skills needed - I don't know how we would cope without you. Pretty please?

And you are beautiful as well as brilliant.

(you can't see me, but I'm grovelling here!)

I might once I've had the ok from jaydees

did you ask about the single guy thing or a guest list for them stretchy? xx

I've emailed them explaining what we'd like to do and how best to proceed. When they reply I'll ask about camping, caravans and camper vans etc"

Nice one chick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

What? "

Wrong on so many levels

It did make me laugh though

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

Depends how nicely I'm asked

Please, stretchy, would you be so amazingly kind as to look into room bookings? You're the only one of us with the organisational skills needed - I don't know how we would cope without you. Pretty please?

And you are beautiful as well as brilliant.

(you can't see me, but I'm grovelling here!)

I might once I've had the ok from jaydees

did you ask about the single guy thing or a guest list for them stretchy? xx

I've emailed them explaining what we'd like to do and how best to proceed. When they reply I'll ask about camping, caravans and camper vans etc

Nice one chick "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Give her some salt water to wash them out with, she'll be fine "

aww come on I'd be scared of breaking something lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes "

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial? "

no I missed lol

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By *ixen and RudolphCouple
over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH

Hola x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Give her some salt water to wash them out with, she'll be fine

aww come on I'd be scared of breaking something lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hola x"

Evening

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Hola x"

Eyup x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

What?

Wrong on so many levels

It did make me laugh though "

He He

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hola x"

Good evening to you both, welcome to Team Nocturnal

You working or lurking tonight?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

Depends how nicely I'm asked

Please, stretchy, would you be so amazingly kind as to look into room bookings? You're the only one of us with the organisational skills needed - I don't know how we would cope without you. Pretty please?

And you are beautiful as well as brilliant.

(you can't see me, but I'm grovelling here!)

I might once I've had the ok from jaydees

did you ask about the single guy thing or a guest list for them stretchy? xx

I've emailed them explaining what we'd like to do and how best to proceed. When they reply I'll ask about camping, caravans and camper vans etc

Nice one chick

Thanks "

wonder woman xxxxx thank you i appreciate you x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hola x"

hola que tal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol"

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic "

wow just wow...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

Depends how nicely I'm asked

Please, stretchy, would you be so amazingly kind as to look into room bookings? You're the only one of us with the organisational skills needed - I don't know how we would cope without you. Pretty please?

And you are beautiful as well as brilliant.

(you can't see me, but I'm grovelling here!)

I might once I've had the ok from jaydees

did you ask about the single guy thing or a guest list for them stretchy? xx

I've emailed them explaining what we'd like to do and how best to proceed. When they reply I'll ask about camping, caravans and camper vans etc

Nice one chick

Thanks

wonder woman xxxxx thank you i appreciate you x"

Me too, there'll be a bonus in your wage packet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic "

Now there's a sign that she's up for a helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow... "

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"where were we..oh yes me teaching hot how to courtesy with bladey stretchy dan and fruity and happyguy in one room...

happy days

We'll need a room too if we can come

Is stretchy going to be persuaded/coerced into organising rooms as well?

Depends how nicely I'm asked

Please, stretchy, would you be so amazingly kind as to look into room bookings? You're the only one of us with the organisational skills needed - I don't know how we would cope without you. Pretty please?

And you are beautiful as well as brilliant.

(you can't see me, but I'm grovelling here!)

I might once I've had the ok from jaydees

did you ask about the single guy thing or a guest list for them stretchy? xx

I've emailed them explaining what we'd like to do and how best to proceed. When they reply I'll ask about camping, caravans and camper vans etc

Nice one chick

Thanks

wonder woman xxxxx thank you i appreciate you x"

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

Now there's a sign that she's up for a helicopter "

or motorboating...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow... "

I wouldn't say wow but on the upside I haven't been arrested and they are still at the window haha

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then "

Mine bounce around

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A sleepy hi as i nip for a wee

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

I wouldn't say wow but on the upside I haven't been arrested and they are still at the window haha "

crying with laughter here...hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

Now there's a sign that she's up for a helicopter

or motorboating... "

Mmmmm...motorboating

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"A sleepy hi as i nip for a wee "

Eyup grabby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

Mine bounce around "

Bounce is probably a better word

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A sleepy hi as i nip for a wee "

hey beautiful sleepy head xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A sleepy hi as i nip for a wee "

Oi oi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then "

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sleepy hi as i nip for a wee "

Bladeyyyyy evening

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me "

I'm 29 too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me "

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sleepy hi as i nip for a wee "

You won't stay sleepy if you read this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

I wouldn't say wow but on the upside I haven't been arrested and they are still at the window haha

crying with laughter here...hehehe"

I'm glad my really awkward moment is making you happy lol

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me "

hey im old compared to you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks "

you wear cocks on your feet?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

I wouldn't say wow but on the upside I haven't been arrested and they are still at the window haha

crying with laughter here...hehehe

I'm glad my really awkward moment is making you happy lol"

its just the way i am...

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

hey im old compared to you lot "

Only as old as the person you're groping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

you wear cocks on your feet?"

What did I tell you about my phone

It's really making an impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

hey im old compared to you lot "

I'm bleedin' decrepit compared to you lot. But I don't have bouncy boobs.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks "

so love that phone..laughing again..hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

hey im old compared to you lot "

Don't be silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks "

BEST AUTOCUNTRECT EVER!!

Bless you Mrs. H

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

hey im old compared to you lot

I'm bleedin' decrepit compared to you lot. But I don't have bouncy boobs."

vintage classic improves with age x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

so love that phone..laughing again..hehe"

Blaming the phone again lol

and I reckon I still have the best boobs here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

so love that phone..laughing again..hehe"

Do you want it Suzy I'll give it to you for free

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"A sleepy hi as i nip for a wee

Eyup grabby "

Grabby who been talking then

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

BEST AUTOCUNTRECT EVER!!

Bless you Mrs. H "

I want your phone lol. I can't stop chuckling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

hey im old compared to you lot "

You're the same age as me and I'm not old Well...I don't feel old

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"A sleepy hi as i nip for a wee

Eyup grabby

Grabby who been talking then "

You said you were gonna grab the ladies on your way to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

BEST AUTOCUNTRECT EVER!!

Bless you Mrs. H "

At least I'm good entertainment

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

so love that phone..laughing again..hehe

Blaming the phone again lol

and I reckon I still have the best boobs here"

Get them out then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

so love that phone..laughing again..hehe

Blaming the phone again lol

and I reckon I still have the best boobs here"

Of course you do, Danny, but you're looking at them through your window so that doesn't count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

BEST AUTOCUNTRECT EVER!!

Bless you Mrs. H

I want your phone lol. I can't stop chuckling "

I'll give it away free of charge, you should try texting a 'normal' friend...... so not funny

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

so love that phone..laughing again..hehe

Blaming the phone again lol

and I reckon I still have the best boobs here

Get them out then. "

yeah you cant make a claim like that here without proving it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks "

Fanfuckingtastic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

BEST AUTOCUNTRECT EVER!!

Bless you Mrs. H

At least I'm good entertainment "

Yes you are bless you, never get rid of that phone it's awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

so love that phone..laughing again..hehe

Blaming the phone again lol

and I reckon I still have the best boobs here

Get them out then. "

there always out I just feel I have to share the the greatness I'm a strong believer in sharings caring

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

BEST AUTOCUNTRECT EVER!!

Bless you Mrs. H

I want your phone lol. I can't stop chuckling

I'll give it away free of charge, you should try texting a 'normal' friend...... so not funny "

None of my friends are 'normal'. Most of them are weird lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

Fanfuckingtastic "

Not you as well. I thought you'd stick up for me

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

hey im old compared to you lot

You're the same age as me and I'm not old Well...I don't feel old "

i wouldnt know i havent felt you yet...chuckling very loudly at all this palava...hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

BEST AUTOCUNTRECT EVER!!

Bless you Mrs. H

At least I'm good entertainment

Yes you are bless you, never get rid of that phone it's awesome "

I'm due an upgrade soon thank God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your tits out for the girls. Here's mine.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

so love that phone..laughing again..hehe

Blaming the phone again lol

and I reckon I still have the best boobs here

Get them out then.

there always out I just feel I have to share the the greatness I'm a strong believer in sharings caring "

So if I want to see 'the best boobs here' I have to look at your pictures?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

Fanfuckingtastic

Not you as well. I thought you'd stick up for me"

I know what you mean about texting normal people, I have so many Fab type words in my predicted text now I have to read each message before I send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

BEST AUTOCUNTRECT EVER!!

Bless you Mrs. H

I want your phone lol. I can't stop chuckling

I'll give it away free of charge, you should try texting a 'normal' friend...... so not funny

None of my friends are 'normal'. Most of them are weird lol"

Mine to

They don't really like it when my phone drops out words used on here though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here still waving!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

Fanfuckingtastic

Not you as well. I thought you'd stick up for me

I know what you mean about texting normal people, I have so many Fab type words in my predicted text now I have to read each message before I send "

Fab type words?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

hey im old compared to you lot

You're the same age as me and I'm not old Well...I don't feel old

i wouldnt know i havent felt you yet...chuckling very loudly at all this palava...hehehehe "

Ooh matron

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Still here still waving!"

Waves back

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

Fanfuckingtastic

Not you as well. I thought you'd stick up for me"

I'll do that anytime my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

so love that phone..laughing again..hehe

Blaming the phone again lol

and I reckon I still have the best boobs here

Get them out then.

there always out I just feel I have to share the the greatness I'm a strong believer in sharings caring

So if I want to see 'the best boobs here' I have to look at your pictures? "

You shhould never read half a conversation!

I dunno you have a quick kip and ...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Get your tits out for the girls. Here's mine."

yay!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still here still waving!"

Don't wave them at Danny - he's had quite enough excitement already!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

BEST AUTOCUNTRECT EVER!!

Bless you Mrs. H

I want your phone lol. I can't stop chuckling

I'll give it away free of charge, you should try texting a 'normal' friend...... so not funny

None of my friends are 'normal'. Most of them are weird lol

Mine to

They don't really like it when my phone drops out words used on here though "

Mine don't care

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get your tits out for the girls. Here's mine."

I only have one pic and it's not that good as only 1 is out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

Fanfuckingtastic

Not you as well. I thought you'd stick up for me

I know what you mean about texting normal people, I have so many Fab type words in my predicted text now I have to read each message before I send "

It's not good when you ask to borrow some socks and your phone asks for cocks instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still here still waving!"

don't talk about waving lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still here still waving!"

*Waves back like a demented pensioner at the back of a National Express coach on the motorway*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

Fanfuckingtastic

Not you as well. I thought you'd stick up for me

I know what you mean about texting normal people, I have so many Fab type words in my predicted text now I have to read each message before I send

It's not good when you ask to borrow some socks and your phone asks for cocks instead "

you know it's bad when cocks is on autocorrect

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Get your tits out for the girls. Here's mine.

I only have one pic and it's not that good as only 1 is out "

Mine are out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

Fanfuckingtastic

Not you as well. I thought you'd stick up for me

I'll do that anytime my dear "

What brings you up at this time

No that wasn't a mistake your just being rude the lot of you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

Fanfuckingtastic

Not you as well. I thought you'd stick up for me

I know what you mean about texting normal people, I have so many Fab type words in my predicted text now I have to read each message before I send

Fab type words?"

You know non vanilla rudey words

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

Fanfuckingtastic

Not you as well. I thought you'd stick up for me

I know what you mean about texting normal people, I have so many Fab type words in my predicted text now I have to read each message before I send

It's not good when you ask to borrow some socks and your phone asks for cocks instead

you know it's bad when cocks is on autocorrect "

was going to say theres so many reasons why im glad im on a desktop..and then i realised that could also be taken the wrong way...

whoops...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

so love that phone..laughing again..hehe

Blaming the phone again lol

and I reckon I still have the best boobs here

Get them out then.

there always out I just feel I have to share the the greatness I'm a strong believer in sharings caring

So if I want to see 'the best boobs here' I have to look at your pictures?

You shhould never read half a conversation!

I dunno you have a quick kip and ..."

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

How are you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still here still waving!

don't talk about waving lol"

HELICOPTER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your tits out for the girls. Here's mine.

I only have one pic and it's not that good as only 1 is out

Mine are out "

Don't let them get cold (oh, sorry,we've already had that conversation)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

Fanfuckingtastic

Not you as well. I thought you'd stick up for me

I know what you mean about texting normal people, I have so many Fab type words in my predicted text now I have to read each message before I send

It's not good when you ask to borrow some socks and your phone asks for cocks instead

you know it's bad when cocks is on autocorrect

was going to say theres so many reasons why im glad im on a desktop..and then i realised that could also be taken the wrong way...

whoops... "

because everything looks bigger on a bigger screen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still here still waving!

don't talk about waving lol"

HELICOPTER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

Fanfuckingtastic

Not you as well. I thought you'd stick up for me

I know what you mean about texting normal people, I have so many Fab type words in my predicted text now I have to read each message before I send

It's not good when you ask to borrow some socks and your phone asks for cocks instead

you know it's bad when cocks is on autocorrect

was going to say theres so many reasons why im glad im on a desktop..and then i realised that could also be taken the wrong way...

whoops... "

Laughing away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still here still waving!

don't talk about waving lol

HELICOPTER "

I think it was a pretty good effort on the helicopter but they still keep coming back to the window

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ive got a headache trying to catch up just a cuple of questions

1 whos got the bbest tits

2 whos tits are flapping

3 who bed am i in at jaydees

4 why didn't i no better than look at my phone when going for a wee

5 iv forgot but it was a good 1 honest

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

Fanfuckingtastic

Not you as well. I thought you'd stick up for me

I know what you mean about texting normal people, I have so many Fab type words in my predicted text now I have to read each message before I send

It's not good when you ask to borrow some socks and your phone asks for cocks instead

you know it's bad when cocks is on autocorrect

was going to say theres so many reasons why im glad im on a desktop..and then i realised that could also be taken the wrong way...

whoops...

because everything looks bigger on a bigger screen? "

yes i use a tv screen for my 'monitor'...hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I thought it couldn't get more awkward it did

Is she waving back at you with something that isn't her hand

hahahahaha

oh go for it...dare you!!

I'm gonna have to now your playing the dare card

I double dare you

I dude dare you too

this is wrong on so many levels but here goes

If we don't hear from you again we know you've been gobbled up by the granny and granddaughter

no just no lol

Mff with gummy oral...High 5 dude

DANIEL

I feel like I've in some way violated her eyes

Bloomin' eck - you didn't do a facial?

no I missed lol

I got distracted by her boobs flapping about in the wind was quite hypnotic

wow just wow...

Mine flap about and I'm only 28

What hope do I have then

only a year younger than me and think of it this way when you get really old you'll be able to tuck them in your socks in winter you'll love it although I will add they look fine to me

Haha I won't have to buy any cocks

Fanfuckingtastic

Not you as well. I thought you'd stick up for me

I know what you mean about texting normal people, I have so many Fab type words in my predicted text now I have to read each message before I send

It's not good when you ask to borrow some socks and your phone asks for cocks instead

you know it's bad when cocks is on autocorrect "

What about anal cream pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was going to say theres so many reasons why im glad im on a desktop..and then i realised that could also be taken the wrong way...

whoops... "

Suzy - you're getting into method acting for the bosses and secretaries event rather early - it's in November.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ive got a headache trying to catch up just a cuple of questions

1 whos got the bbest tits

2 whos tits are flapping

3 who bed am i in at jaydees

4 why didn't i no better than look at my phone when going for a wee

5 iv forgot but it was a good 1 honest"

danny says he has the best tits

noones tits are flapping apart from grannys over the way

mine and stretchy want to share..

because you missed us

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You shhould never read half a conversation!

I dunno you have a quick kip and ...

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

How are you this fine eve? "

Sweaty and sleep disturbed

So normal behaviour for you lot reading this! Never read the rollcalls in between 2 and 7 before!

You are a naughty lot!!

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