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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

How does 'I'm coming for one drink' turn into its 11.20pm and I'm still in the pub???! I was supposed to go to Ikea?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think you are ever going to get to IKEA

The pub sounds good though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This is really extreme IKEA avoidance.

Have you had something to eat?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I'd rather be stuck in a pub for a few hours than in IKEA

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Fear of meatballs?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Suggest renaming the pub "ikea".

A furniture shop you can drink in.

You're welcome

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I appear to be outside the chippy while five of the lads are in the chippy... buying me chips and diet ! I have more cheek than is appropriate! My cat is gonna be pissed off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pub beats Ikea any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have more cheek than is appropriate! "

Lift yer hat up and show us then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this thread might feature a lunchbox.

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

"How does 'I'm coming for one drink' turn into its 11.20pm and I'm still in the pub???! I was supposed to go to Ikea?!

Wiiiiine!!!!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This is really extreme IKEA avoidance.

Have you had something to eat?

We had chips... I got home and the cat is pissed off!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You sound like you need a nightcap, OP

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You sound like you need a nightcap, OP"

I need to take my clothes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is really extreme IKEA avoidance.

Have you had something to eat?

We had chips... I got home and the cat is pissed off!!

Shoulda taken your cat to the pub then it'd have just been pissed.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You sound like you need a nightcap, OP

I need to take my clothes off"

Careful now!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This is really extreme IKEA avoidance.

Have you had something to eat?

We had chips... I got home and the cat is pissed off!!

Shoulda taken your cat to the pub then it'd have just been pissed. "

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have one cig left... Bad planning by

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

And I set fire to my hair!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"And I set fire to my hair!

I'm sorry but LMAO

Time for bed.

Cut yr losses. Save the fag for the morning.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

just come awt but now im awt aaaaawwwtt!!!

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"And I set fire to my hair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shame the pub didn't do those 50p hotdogs on way out

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Two person self-assembly. I need an akia girl.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Slept in, no time to wash burnt hair, smells a bit, late for work, no smokes, even later for work, priorities, feel a bit queasy, need coffee, no money, go to bank, even later for work.

Conscientious employee prize goes to someone else!!

Thank fuck it's Friday!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ah feck it, have another beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, you were only going out; you weren't going "out out"!

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Would not go out for just one

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fuck... I might have done it again!

I'm hungry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck... I might have done it again!

I'm hungry! "

Bacon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck... I might have done it again!

I'm hungry!

Bacon?

Offers haggis, black pudding and roast taters with gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck... I might have done it again!

I'm hungry! "

Kebab?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Fuck... I might have done it again!

I'm hungry!

Bacon?

Offers haggis, black pudding and roast taters with gravy"

Battered haggis, chips & sauce!!! Mmmm

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

Fish supper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck... I might have done it again!

I'm hungry!

Bacon?

Offers haggis, black pudding and roast taters with gravy

Battered haggis, chips & sauce!!! Mmmm"

I'll have same, love battered haggis......

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I could never miss Ikea for a pub

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

Fried onion, mushroom and steak sandwich, nice.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"just come awt but now im awt aaaaawwwtt!!! "

Luuuuurve that man! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck... I might have done it again!

I'm hungry!

Bacon?

Offers haggis, black pudding and roast taters with gravy

Battered haggis, chips & sauce!!! Mmmm

I'll have same, love battered haggis......"

How come I've not had haggis?

let alone battered haggis? Gonna have to make a trip to sunny Scotland and remedy that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, I feel like home in this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, I feel like home in this thread!

Best get to the drinking and eating thread then PB!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck... I might have done it again!

I'm hungry!

Bacon?

Offers haggis, black pudding and roast taters with gravy

Battered haggis, chips & sauce!!! Mmmm

I'll have same, love battered haggis......

How come I've not had haggis?

let alone battered haggis? Gonna have to make a trip to sunny Scotland and remedy that"

I had veggie haggis yesterday. It was nom nom good

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck... I might have done it again!

I'm hungry! "

Didn't realize you'd posted this thread, DG.

But it nicely illustrates my point

-Courtney

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm a total failure at just going for one! I'm ravenous!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck... I might have done it again!

I'm hungry!

Bacon?

Offers haggis, black pudding and roast taters with gravy

Battered haggis, chips & sauce!!! Mmmm

I'll have same, love battered haggis......

How come I've not had haggis?

let alone battered haggis? Gonna have to make a trip to sunny Scotland and remedy that

I had veggie haggis yesterday. It was nom nom good

-Courtney"

No you had vegetables.

Thats like saying I had a veggie pork pie.

If it doesn't have sheeps "lights" in it, its not haggis. Sorry for being pedantic. Its a national dish though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck... I might have done it again!

I'm hungry!

Bacon?

Offers haggis, black pudding and roast taters with gravy

Battered haggis, chips & sauce!!! Mmmm

I'll have same, love battered haggis......

How come I've not had haggis?

let alone battered haggis? Gonna have to make a trip to sunny Scotland and remedy that

I had veggie haggis yesterday. It was nom nom good

-Courtney

No you had vegetables.

Thats like saying I had a veggie pork pie.

If it doesn't have sheeps "lights" in it, its not haggis. Sorry for being pedantic. Its a national dish though.

But Marc had both and he told me they tasted the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck... I might have done it again!

I'm hungry!

Bacon?

Offers haggis, black pudding and roast taters with gravy

Battered haggis, chips & sauce!!! Mmmm

I'll have same, love battered haggis......"

Haggis exists purely so that when there's a national emergency and every panic buys all the food in the supermarkets there will still be tins of haggis for those who got there too late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tins of haggis??

Are you thinking of spam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tins of haggis??

Are you thinking of spam?

Have you never been to a supermarket?

It's the one tin that is never ever out of stock

http://i.imgur.com/89UVZjI.jpg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I was taking the piss dude.

Whatever that shit in tins is. It aint haggis.

Probably like comparing corned beef and chateau briand.

Worlds apart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I was taking the piss dude.

Whatever that shit in tins is. It aint haggis.

Probably like comparing corned beef and chateau briand.

Worlds apart.

Spam? Food of the devil right there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair to spam, tinned haggis sounds worse.

I can understand a freshly butchered sheep lovingly hand crafted into tasty, meaty, traditional fayre but tinned??

No ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I was taking the piss dude.

Whatever that shit in tins is. It aint haggis.

Probably like comparing corned beef and chateau briand.

Worlds apart.

Spam? Food of the devil right there!"

Sweet an sour fried spam is actually epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck... I might have done it again!

I'm hungry!

Bacon?

Offers haggis, black pudding and roast taters with gravy

Battered haggis, chips & sauce!!! Mmmm

I'll have same, love battered haggis......

How come I've not had haggis?

let alone battered haggis? Gonna have to make a trip to sunny Scotland and remedy that

I had veggie haggis yesterday. It was nom nom good

-Courtney

No you had vegetables.

Thats like saying I had a veggie pork pie.

If it doesn't have sheeps "lights" in it, its not haggis. Sorry for being pedantic. Its a national dish though.

But Marc had both and he told me they tasted the same. "

I'll have to eat veggie too sometime then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I was taking the piss dude.

Whatever that shit in tins is. It aint haggis.

Probably like comparing corned beef and chateau briand.

Worlds apart.

Spam? Food of the devil right there!"

i agree unless im camping - then its sooo tasty as a hot butty

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Fuck... I might have done it again!

I'm hungry!

Bacon?

Offers haggis, black pudding and roast taters with gravy

Battered haggis, chips & sauce!!! Mmmm

I'll have same, love battered haggis......

How come I've not had haggis?

let alone battered haggis? Gonna have to make a trip to sunny Scotland and remedy that

I had veggie haggis yesterday. It was nom nom good

-Courtney

No you had vegetables.

Thats like saying I had a veggie pork pie.

If it doesn't have sheeps "lights" in it, its not haggis. Sorry for being pedantic. Its a national dish though.

But Marc had both and he told me they tasted the same.

I'll have to eat veggie too sometime then

I have battered haggis in my freezer

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fucks sake... who's idea was that?

*holds head in hands*

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Fucks sake... who's idea was that?

*holds head in hands*"

Hands over water & paracetamol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucks sake... who's idea was that?

*holds head in hands*

Hands over water & paracetamol xxx"

No sympathy op

get a greasy brekker, some bananas and follow Miss Greens advice

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Very easy DG

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

Spam is very versatile as Monty Python pointed out.

I particularly enjoy Spam fritters, especially if served with mashed potatoes and tinned tommato with a dash or two of Lee & Perrins sauce.comfort food for the soul!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

On the plus side I didn't set fire to my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always the way

Have some salt and vinegar crisps and 2 different kinds of painkillers, always sorts me out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side I didn't set fire to my hair.

Hahahahaha....as your 'hair twin' I totally get your sense of achievement!!

Back in the 80's my backcombed, Elnet sprayed hair was singed a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucks sake... who's idea was that?

*holds head in hands*"

Aww, I believe it was all your own good work... Did you get the bus home aswell?

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No I got a taxi. I cleverly stopped drinking about an hour before I left. The problem with going out with work people is that I never spend any money so I generally just keep drinking. When they got the French martinis and tequila out I was so superior and declined! I'm really grateful for that this morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I got a taxi. I cleverly stopped drinking about an hour before I left. The problem with going out with work people is that I never spend any money so I generally just keep drinking. When they got the French martinis and tequila out I was so superior and declined! I'm really grateful for that this morning!

High five for taking the high road

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