FabSwingers.com forum: things that have gripped your shit today!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Idiot drivers! Learn what your indicators are for!! Once you have one that learn left and right! That is all! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's more than that,surely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"toilet paper"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting stuck behind someone doing 40 in a 60 limit on dry roads.ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Idiot drivers! Learn what your indicators are for!! Once you have one that learn left and right! That is all! Lol"

I hate the people that indicate to turn left then slow down to 2 mph to go round the corner. Just turn ffs

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Cock pictures, I'm fortunate I don't get many but lordy lordy have they made up for it today

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Traffic stopped on motorways for no reason...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Idiot drivers! Learn what your indicators are for!! Once you have one that learn left and right! That is all! Lol

I hate the people that indicate to turn left then slow down to 2 mph to go round the corner. Just turn ffs

Oh god yes!!!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Nothing, I have had a very mellow day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Microsoft repeatedly trying to install windows 10 on my old laptop without my consent,,,

I think it might be apple time.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work shy co workers

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A slight tangent I know but......,

Has anyone actually ever gripped their own shit?

Or boiled their own piss for that matter?

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By *1paljungMan
over a year ago

Richmond

Apart from the underground being unusable because of a strike, well quite a decent day, did reduce a big mound of pasta sauce for three hours and it tastes great...so not much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having no hot water because the landlord thinks that because the previous tenant had no problems means that the boiler cant break down! Sent his handyman round to fix it yesterday and scalded myself in the shower after. Now an engineer (we contacted) has advised we switch it off after seeing a video of it clunking and all the dials flapping around!!

Its hot and sticky and I need a bloody shower!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entry level job advertisements requiring 3 years experience, a masters degree, 3 olympic medals (at least 1 gold) and a personal reference from David Cameron.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Nothing, I have had a very mellow day"

Ditto. Very serene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flying ants, blinking horrible great big fookers, swarms of em ere, creepy yuky annoying bloody fookers. . .grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pushy men

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Not a lot. I was pretty pee'd off yesterday about a friend not inviting me to her wedding but today I thought, I don't actually like weddings and I know where the reception's being held so I'll send an OTT bunch of flowers that clash with the decor.

Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sphincter.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Not a lot. I was pretty pee'd off yesterday about a friend not inviting me to her wedding but today I thought, I don't actually like weddings and I know where the reception's being held so I'll send an OTT bunch of flowers that clash with the decor.

Sorted."

Even better if you can get a couple of local Tom cats to pee all over the flowers first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drivers of big cars learn how to drive it proper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slight tangent I know but......,

Has anyone actually ever gripped their own shit?

Or boiled their own piss for that matter?

Haven't gripped shit but pissed in a fire which steamed back up so similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to get my hair cut came back to my car two turkish men were leaning on it smoking one had there foot on the door told them straight get off my fecking car dik heads like.

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

"Entry level job advertisements requiring 3 years experience, a masters degree, 3 olympic medals (at least 1 gold) and a personal reference from David Cameron."

Don't bother, I got that job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being let down for a meet and he didn't even have the balls to contact, grrr

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

ruddy bloke who wrote off our car claiming hubby could have avoided crash!!! when the idiot came out of a side road straight into him wtf

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I live in London.

I commute to work on a train out of London Bridge.

Nuff said so don't get me started!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was at the supermarket earlier and let a little old man go in front of me at the till as he had a basket and his wife comes up with a huge trolley so people who take the piss x

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"Was at the supermarket earlier and let a little old man go in front of me at the till as he had a basket and his wife comes up with a huge trolley so people who take the piss x"

Ha!

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