FabSwingers.com forum: Why can't I get a meet?

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've got tits and a fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lower your standards lol, most of all you need patience.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

LMAO

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Back of my van 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mainly due to the fact your profile states "Not meeting at the moment" 3 times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back of my van 10 mins

How could anyone resist?!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Just trying to bring some balance to the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got tits and a fanny."

Welcome to my world sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got tits and a fanny."

You should know by now, no one reads profiles, so they won't see your look at me thread.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've got tits and a fanny.

Welcome to my world sister

You've got tits and a fanny too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have too many asking to meet- you can have the ones I don't want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got tits and a fanny.

Welcome to my world sister

You've got tits and a fanny too?

Yes all i wanted for christmas was a willy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oi VV, I was supposed to start this thread

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Back of my van 10 mins

How could anyone resist?!

Its the piss stained mattress I've chucked in the back gets em every time

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Oi VV, I was supposed to start this thread

Shoulda been quicker

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've got tits and a fanny.

Welcome to my world sister

You've got tits and a fanny too?

Yes all i wanted for christmas was a willy

Try lovehoney. I have several from there.

Babes 'n Horny are good too.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Mainly due to the fact your profile states "Not meeting at the moment" 3 times! "

Ya think?

Even though nobody reads profiles anyway?

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Might be something to do with the first three lines of your profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mainly due to the fact your profile states "Not meeting at the moment" 3 times! "

Pfftt who takes any notice of that. Ours clearly states not meeting yet we still get propositioned daily.

People tell us our profile is great and they love it too.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oi VV, I was supposed to start this thread

Shoulda been quicker

Unfortunately that's not what ma last lady said

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Back of my van 10 mins

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Nicks the wheels and leaves propped up on a pile bricks

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Back of my van 10 mins

Nicks the wheels and leaves propped up on a pile bricks

Its ok i have some time to kill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got tits and a fanny."

Is it because your profile says "not meeting" etc etc ???

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Why can't I get a social?

It's all meaningless, anonymous sex...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got tits and a fanny."

Have you tried loitering around the shrubbery of Penge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the forums, fab and the world of swing!

May I take the opportunity to suggest adding some more content to your profile?

Inject a little humour

Change your profile picture and as mentioned previously,be patient!

Be polite

Never expect and use the forum to raise awareness and show your personality.

In the mean time you could attend socials or a club.

I hope you find this helpful and I wish you a very enjoyable Fab experience

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"I've got tits and a fanny.

Welcome to my world sister

You've got tits and a fanny too?

That was my reaction too

It doent say post-op TS on his profile!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've got tits and a fanny.

Welcome to my world sister

You've got tits and a fanny too?

That was my reaction too

It doent say post-op TS on his profile!"

A pulse is usually adequate on these occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you need to remember OP is that it's a numbers game. There is an oversupply of ladies at the moment who the men are servicing.

Please pick a number and be patient.

You could always try clubs and socials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you need to remember OP is that it's a numbers game. There is an oversupply of ladies at the moment who the men are servicing.

Please pick a number and be patient.

You could always try clubs and socials

Lol the pooch is free

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You haven't got any bloomin' food in the house. You need to offer them something before they present the meat.

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Have you considered attending socials? Hear that they can work a treat

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have you tried attaching seven pictures of your fanny from different angles to your messages?

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"Have you tried attaching seven pictures of your fanny from different angles to your messages?

With maybe a linx can or a remote control of some kind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You haven't got any bloomin' food in the house. You need to offer them something before they present the meat.

Passes the hotdog bun and relish....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favourite words is virago.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I've got tits and a fanny."

Yes but you keep telling everyone you have a square arse.

Use an arse double like me and you'll be fighting em off with a shitty stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't sound so thirsty might be an idea that many people should take more notice of

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

They all smoke?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You moved to the Copa Banannnnnnaaaaaa. SatNav says NO.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Have you tried attaching seven pictures of your fanny from different angles to your messages?

With maybe a linx can or a remote control of some kind? "

Now come on, everyone knows it's a wellington boot or a wizard with a spare sleeve that such comparisons should measured against

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You moved to the Copa Banannnnnnaaaaaa. SatNav says NO.

Ask a minion for directions

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"They all smoke?

Meh. If they smoke around me they'd better be on fire...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"They all smoke?

Meh. If they smoke around me they'd better be on fire...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have too many asking to meet- you can have the ones I don't want

This sounds like a good idea for a new area on fab...refer a friend or 'I cant be arsed but my mate needs a seeing to' section. Get admin involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mainly due to the fact your profile states "Not meeting at the moment" 3 times!

Pfftt who takes any notice of that. Ours clearly states not meeting yet we still get propositioned daily.

People tell us our profile is great and they love it too.

I get this, and how stunning I am. None of my pics are public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mainly due to the fact your profile states "Not meeting at the moment" 3 times!

Pfftt who takes any notice of that. Ours clearly states not meeting yet we still get propositioned daily.

People tell us our profile is great and they love it too.

I get this, and how stunning I am. None of my pics are public.

Thats because some people only judge women by their cleavage...however I can confirm, having seen several face pics that you very kindly sent that you are, indeed, stunning

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Tina manages and she only got Tits !! well she has other bits too of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, for me, probably because im not what people are looking for. The op, well I dont understand why she isnt getting any meets.

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