FabSwingers.com forum: Newspaper headline of the day. Anyone worried?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cannibal grandmother eats 14.

Grannyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Cannibal grandmother eats 14.

Grannyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

Surely not the Granny we all know and love?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Fish or bunnies?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Cannibal grandmother eats 14.

Grannyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

Surely not the Granny we all know and love?

If it is, it may have an adverse effect on her getting meets. Who am I kidding, she'll still do ok.

Just might struggle for verifications after, though.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Cannibal grandmother eats 14.

Grannyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

Surely not the Granny we all know and love?

Not Granny Crumpet?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

She was going on about pies yesterday

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"She was going on about pies yesterday

home made?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Link?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cannibal grandmother eats 14.

Grannyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

Well I can confirm I've just been to see my grandma and survived to tell the tale...phew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Link?"

Front page of the Daily Star. So it must be true......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She was going on about pies yesterday

I notice that Granny is conspicuous in her absence in this thread........

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Daily Star?

LMAO

Next!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just read it, she sounds completely off her rocker! Worried about what the neighbours will think.

And her husband has been missing for a long time

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've just stumbled on this thread.

Christ. All I did was eat a few people !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just stumbled on this thread.

Christ. All I did was eat a few people !

Hi Granny!

You're okay! Phew!

You've got a bit of...um...intestine? on your chin....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've just stumbled on this thread.

Christ. All I did was eat a few people !

Hi Granny!

You're okay! Phew!

You've got a bit of...um...intestine? on your chin....

Just read the article.

Feel bad now .....

not indigestion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just stumbled on this thread.

Christ. All I did was eat a few people !

Hi Granny!

You're okay! Phew!

You've got a bit of...um...intestine? on your chin....

Coffeespitkeyboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just stumbled on this thread.

Christ. All I did was eat a few people !

A few? 14 is a few?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to add seasoning like salsa lol.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Errrr granny you no that bj you offerd well think I'll pass but thanks for the offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've ate a few grannies in my time

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't forget to add seasoning like salsa lol."

I'm launching it in IKEA get yorself down there for the meatballs.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've ate a few grannies in my time

Yak

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Heads up guys heard she's on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just stumbled on this thread.

Christ. All I did was eat a few people !

Hi Granny!

You're okay! Phew!

You've got a bit of...um...intestine? on your chin....

Just read the article.

Feel bad now .....

not indigestion."

I actually didn't and after reading how it made you feel - I most certainly won't.

RIP to the deceased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrr granny you no that bj you offerd well think I'll pass but thanks for the offer

You too....?

I though I was special!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget to add seasoning like salsa lol.

I'm launching it in IKEA get yorself down there for the meatballs."
Yes I will and will get the meatballs too and also some sweets for later like daims

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Errrr granny you no that bj you offerd well think I'll pass but thanks for the offer

You too....?

I though I was special! "

If the lube looks like ketchup RUN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it 28 testicles with father beans. ! Thats more than you get at ikea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrr granny you no that bj you offerd well think I'll pass but thanks for the offer

Awwwwwe, & you could have been the eunuch to look after the virgins!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrr granny you no that bj you offerd well think I'll pass but thanks for the offer

You too....?

I though I was special!

If the lube looks like ketchup RUN!!!

If the lube looks like ketchup, I'll be leaving a trail of brown sauce all the way up the tree I'll be hiding in!

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

As one cannibal said to his friend,

" I don't like my mother-in-law"

"Well just eat the Chips"

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was little red riding hood involved in this headline at all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was little red riding hood involved in this headline at all?"

If she was, all the remains of her is a wee crimson anorak...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cannibal grandmother eats 14.

Grannyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

Surely not the Granny we all know and love?

If it is, it may have an adverse effect on her getting meets. Who am I kidding, she'll still do ok.

Just might struggle for verifications after, though. "

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Cannibal grandmother eats 14.

Grannyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

hope she had her teeth in!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cannibal grandmother eats 14.

Grannyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

hope she had her teeth in!!! lol"

Nom nom nom.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

She'll still get fancy a fuck messages, so her count will rise. Most users don't see the forums, so it's lambs to the slaughter and all that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She'll still get fancy a fuck messages, so her count will rise. Most users don't see the forums, so it's lambs to the slaughter and all that. "

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