FabSwingers.com forum: Any job in the world!!!!

By *racie14xx OP Woman
over a year ago

portsmouth

I'm fortunate to adore my job I teach sign language to children.....

Any job you could do!???? Normal and crazy acceptable here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex toy tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Win the lottery.. Count my £££

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Own a craft brewery!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sinecure.

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

A line mentioned the other day in a thread on here, "Find a job you like and never work a day in your life" on that basis I've never worked a day in my life

I'm a design engineer so I spend my time creating engineering solutions to problems thus eliminating the problem. So 'work' for me means I get paid for what would otherwise be a full time hobby.

But there are times when I might dream about being a game warden in the Serengeti National Park or something similar. But I also think that if I was that game warden, I'd probably be dreaming about life in the Engineering R&D lab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inventor, I have just invented an all singing and dancing bucking and fucking bronko. Straped to its back is a ten and a half inch rigid latex dildo, When it senses vaginal muscle wall spasms it exstends a further 2 inches, and rotates at the same time, And it has also got a voice activated ejaculation system, By shouting yes yes yes get me the fuck off this shagging bronko, The vaginal ejector system squirts a high preasure luke warm fluid out of the top of the dildo. All I need now is someone to try it out. someone innocent.

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By *racie14xx OP Woman
over a year ago

portsmouth

"A line mentioned the other day in a thread on here, "Find a job you like and never work a day in your life" on that basis I've never worked a day in my life

I'm a design engineer so I spend my time creating engineering solutions to problems thus eliminating the problem. So 'work' for me means I get paid for what would otherwise be a full time hobby.

I'm hoping I'll always be a teacher. If all else fails a little surf shack on the beach in Cornwall.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

A job at Monkey World! With the same pay I am on, will never happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tin pot benevolent dictator on a tropical island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father Christmas

Make the world smile

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Easy.

Travel writer - go on holiday and get paid to gas about it.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Food critic!

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Formula 1 driver or professional golfer

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Inventor, I have just invented an all singing and dancing bucking and fucking bronko. Straped to its back is a ten and a half inch rigid latex dildo, When it senses vaginal muscle wall spasms it exstends a further 2 inches, and rotates at the same time, And it has also got a voice activated ejaculation system, By shouting yes yes yes get me the fuck off this shagging bronko, The vaginal ejector system squirts a high preasure luke warm fluid out of the top of the dildo. All I need now is someone to try it out. someone innocent.

we got on one a well known online site, it was average..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my job, obviously it's the best in the world.

However, I really want to set up a side project of building bikes from just frames to a fully working machine. Vlogging the whole process and sticking them up on YouTube...

Few things in my way though, time and money being two of them!

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By *racie14xx OP Woman
over a year ago

portsmouth

"I love my job, obviously it's the best in the world.

However, I really want to set up a side project of building bikes from just frames to a fully working machine. Vlogging the whole process and sticking them up on YouTube...

Few things in my way though, time and money being two of them! "

Time and money they always let us down xx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Love my job..That is why im still working at 65

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to try out how it is to work on a oil rig in south pacific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deal in and restore classic cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love my job, obviously it's the best in the world.

However, I really want to set up a side project of building bikes from just frames to a fully working machine. Vlogging the whole process and sticking them up on YouTube...

Few things in my way though, time and money being two of them!

Time and money they always let us down xx"

I know, right? Just sort those two out and I'd be flying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben and Jerry's ice cream tester (testing their new flavors) - and yes they do exist at their factory in Vermont.

Otherwise...human rights lawyer with amnesty international.

-Courtney

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Orgasmic screamer

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By *racie14xx OP Woman
over a year ago

portsmouth

"I love my job, obviously it's the best in the world.

However, I really want to set up a side project of building bikes from just frames to a fully working machine. Vlogging the whole process and sticking them up on YouTube...

Few things in my way though, time and money being two of them!

Time and money they always let us down xx

I know, right? Just sort those two out and I'd be flying!

So 48hour days and £100 per hour minimum wage?? Then it would be feasible xx lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run an animal sanctuary with a bakery on the side. In Devon. And drink cider till 11!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Queen. I want her job, and her servants, and her money, and for all you people to be my commoners - i'd own you all.

Ffs i don't want a job really, being a bum is my aspiration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chav,, not working and getting paid for it, what's not to like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come nobody has said porn star? Moto gp racer would be great!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Easy.

Travel writer - go on holiday and get paid to gas about it. "

I sit corrected. Apparently the consensus is:

Slag.

Charming.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Easy.

Travel writer - go on holiday and get paid to gas about it.

I sit corrected. Apparently the consensus is:

Slag.

Charming. "

Prince Charming... Slag?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Easy.

Travel writer - go on holiday and get paid to gas about it.

I sit corrected. Apparently the consensus is:

Slag.

Charming. "

I won't post the message but the title of the PM was

'Job for a slag'

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gas lamp lighter.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Blow job tester

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Exactly what I want. Performing, DJing and making a tit of myself in a wig

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Falconer

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Travel journalist which someone already said combine my 2 loves travel and writing.

Currently working at becoming a novelist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Astronaut.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Pubic Hair Fanny Flapper Tucker inner.

I work in a lap dancing bar and a get the girls ready before they go out tuck all there bit,s in before they start just love my job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love my job, obviously it's the best in the world.

However, I really want to set up a side project of building bikes from just frames to a fully working machine. Vlogging the whole process and sticking them up on YouTube...

Few things in my way though, time and money being two of them!

Time and money they always let us down xx

I know, right? Just sort those two out and I'd be flying!

So 48hour days and £100 per hour minimum wage?? Then it would be feasible xx lol "

Yeah! That's it, I'm sure I'd find the time then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my job and my salary is pretty good but I'd happily trade places with a footballer warming the bench at Chelsea. Money for nothing

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Psychonaut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiring out segways to holiday makers, somewhere hot, clear blue skies, turquoise seas and a heavenly white sandy beach.

Obviously my pitch would be next to a nice chilled beach bar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd work with animals.

Attenborough would be ideal.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Sex industry!

Although the Internet has killed it and the money isn't as good as it once was! Lol

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

To the guy who wants to be father Christmas if your only happy coming once a year then go for it !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wildlife Ranger in Jaguar reserve in Cockscombe Valley in Belize.

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