FabSwingers.com forum: Rate my chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would crawl 2 miles over broken glass naked in winter with a midget strapped to my back whipping me, just to shake hands with the bus driver who accidentally touched your hand when you gave him your fare 10 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you need psychiatric treatment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nah bro i'm sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

Best chat up line ever. Thread over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

better than my four

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bake off .. sue just said .. right bakers time to reveal your cracks , try that

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Would do nothing for me I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would do nothing for me I'm afraid"

Maybe a battered mars bar instead then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get to choose the other girl to come home with us tonight, who will it be......"

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

I would remove every chair, bench and stool in the world... just to have you sit on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would do nothing for me I'm afraid

Maybe a battered mars bar instead then?"

Which part of "slim" do you fail to comprehend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would do nothing for me I'm afraid

Maybe a battered mars bar instead then?

Which part of "slim" do you fail to comprehend?

A raging WK appears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would crawl 2 miles over broken glass naked in winter with a midget strapped to my back whipping me, just to shake hands with the bus driver who accidentally touched your hand when you gave him your fare 10 years ago"

Wouldn't work on me. Too smarmy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a Pie?

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

I like like like.

i love a chat up that makes me laugh.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Would do nothing for me I'm afraid

Maybe a battered mars bar instead then?"

Typical rejected male response....go for the stereo type without knowing a thing, but carry on as you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit too much for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I

Works every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rate that as shit, most chat up lines are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP that's crap! Sorry can't offer an alternative as i don't do them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the overweight polar bear....Chat up lines break the ice.

Original and terrible....get a laugh, apologise and buy a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

Best chat up line ever. Thread over

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I'd use your shit as toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like the overweight polar bear....Chat up lines break the ice.

Original and terrible....get a laugh, apologise and buy a drink."

The above Message is entirely separate and unrelated to the user name above it and is in no way meant to offend big boned fabulous bears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the overweight polar bear...."

Oi fella!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, does this smell like chloroform - usually works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would like some fries to go with that shake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the overweight polar bear....

Oi fella!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Hi, does this smell like chloroform - usually works "

Now that made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck has always worked for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, does this smell like chloroform - usually works

Now that made me laugh!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I said Get in the FUCKING van !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would do nothing for me I'm afraid

Maybe a battered mars bar instead then?

Typical rejected male response....go for the stereo type without knowing a thing, but carry on as you were

relax grandma. Hows this:

Your eyes are gorgeous. If i ever lose my sight i'm coming after you with a spoon and a container full of ice x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP that's crap! Sorry can't offer an alternative as i don't do them.

It's a roll bread, not serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never use chat up lines. I just sit in corner and lick my eyebrow

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By *ornybrummieguyMan
over a year ago

Shirley

Is that a mirrror in your knickers cause I can see myself in there.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have lovely eyes.....Can I touch them?

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Who needs chat up,lines on a swingers site

Hahah

They all to cheesy to me so would rather someone just say. Fancy meeting up sometime

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Needy, desperate, trying too hard - run away from the strange man!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Who needs chat up,lines on a swingers site

Hahah

They all to cheesy to me so would rather someone just say. Fancy meeting up sometime"

Fancy meeting up sometime..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Needy, desperate, trying too hard - run away from the strange man!

Humour is lost on some people

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Yesterday I had a message that read;

"Hey how are you? Are u a model?"

Ooh that did make me laugh

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

fancy a fuck....no.....well mind laying down while I have one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a dude come up to me i a club and ask if id like to see his cherry tattoo on his bollocks

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