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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

whats your favourite confucius saying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never get a second chance at a first impression.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man who go bed with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never forget that you are unique.

Like everyone else.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is always going to Bangkok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confucius Say

Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.

Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.

Confucius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Woman who fly upside down in aeroplane, clack up

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

don't sweat petty stuff.. and don't pet sweaty stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If can keep head whilst all allound aah roosing theirs.... You no understand focking plobrem...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"don't sweat petty stuff.. and don't pet sweaty stuff"

Awww pet...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

girl who sits on judge, get honourable discharge

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Man who go to bed wit "stiff problem" often wake up with solution on stomach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If can keep head whilst all allound aah roosing theirs.... You no understand focking plobrem... "

lol i like this one

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

panties not best thing on earth..... but next to it!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal intention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

man with bucket on head needs to be quiet about dress up time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people in glass houses should wear sunblock

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"man with bucket on head needs to be quiet about dress up time "

Fair dinkum bird im Ned Kelly! Tonight

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

man who wears tigerprint shirt needs to wear frozen underpants

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"man who wears tigerprint shirt needs to wear frozen underpants "

Woman who doesn't know leopardprint when she sees it needs to spend more time in zoo

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