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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, this is about pet hates, and what really gets your teeth grinding on the site...

Vent your rants...

Don't you just hate it when.....

1) You meet someone after messaging for what seems like ages, you get on really well, they're attentive and keen one minute with promises to meet up again, they even give you every potential method of communication available to them (just in case) and then suddenly your friendly hello's are blanked... WTF? what pretentious Pr***s!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you just hate it when...............

The school holidays are over and your 15 minute commute turns into an hour again.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Ok, this is about pet hates, and what really gets your teeth grinding on the site...

Vent your rants...

Don't you just hate it when.....

1) You meet someone after messaging for what seems like ages, you get on really well, they're attentive and keen one minute with promises to meet up again, they even give you every potential method of communication available to them (just in case) and then suddenly your friendly hello's are blanked... WTF? what pretentious Pr***s! "

Ive never had that happen

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Ok, this is about pet hates, and what really gets your teeth grinding on the site...

Vent your rants...

Don't you just hate it when.....

1) You meet someone after messaging for what seems like ages, you get on really well, they're attentive and keen one minute with promises to meet up again, they even give you every potential method of communication available to them (just in case) and then suddenly your friendly hello's are blanked... WTF? what pretentious Pr***s!

Ive never had that happen"

Me neither but plenty more men in the sea and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you just hate it when.....

You make a great tasting coffee only to find that lots of grounds inexplicably found their way from the cafetiere into your mug??

-Courtney

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have coffee and am not hating anything right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see 'owned by...' on a profile *rolls eyes*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, this is about pet hates, and what really gets your teeth grinding on the site...

Vent your rants...

Don't you just hate it when.....

1) You meet someone after messaging for what seems like ages, you get on really well, they're attentive and keen one minute with promises to meet up again, they even give you every potential method of communication available to them (just in case) and then suddenly your friendly hello's are blanked... WTF? what pretentious Pr***s!

Ive never had that happen

Me neither but plenty more men in the sea and all that."

oh most definately! and a show of true colours sooner rather than later is always better... But i was incredulous, lol so bloody ignorant and pretentious... and he wasnt even that much you know? lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

George Osbourne?

Had a weird-ass dream about him where I was a night porter at a fancy hotel where he was staying and I turned all the low-paid staff against him.

By the end of the dream the whole hotel was either playing tricks on him or laughing at him. Twas brilliant.

I felt slightly sad when I woke up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, this is about pet hates, and what really gets your teeth grinding on the site...

Vent your rants...

Don't you just hate it when.....

1) You meet someone after messaging for what seems like ages, you get on really well, they're attentive and keen one minute with promises to meet up again, they even give you every potential method of communication available to them (just in case) and then suddenly your friendly hello's are blanked... WTF? what pretentious Pr***s! "

i agree

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Ok, this is about pet hates, and what really gets your teeth grinding on the site...

Vent your rants...

Don't you just hate it when.....

1) You meet someone after messaging for what seems like ages, you get on really well, they're attentive and keen one minute with promises to meet up again, they even give you every potential method of communication available to them (just in case) and then suddenly your friendly hello's are blanked... WTF? what pretentious Pr***s!

Ive never had that happen

Me neither but plenty more men in the sea and all that.

oh most definately! and a show of true colours sooner rather than later is always better... But i was incredulous, lol so bloody ignorant and pretentious... and he wasnt even that much you know? lol "

I know what you mean but, being fair here, had a man written this about a woman, he'd have been diced, shredded, sautéd and pureed by now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, this is about pet hates, and what really gets your teeth grinding on the site...

Vent your rants...

Don't you just hate it when.....

1) You meet someone after messaging for what seems like ages, you get on really well, they're attentive and keen one minute with promises to meet up again, they even give you every potential method of communication available to them (just in case) and then suddenly your friendly hello's are blanked... WTF? what pretentious Pr***s! i agree "

Love you too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, this is about pet hates, and what really gets your teeth grinding on the site...

Vent your rants...

Don't you just hate it when.....

1) You meet someone after messaging for what seems like ages, you get on really well, they're attentive and keen one minute with promises to meet up again, they even give you every potential method of communication available to them (just in case) and then suddenly your friendly hello's are blanked... WTF? what pretentious Pr***s!

Ive never had that happen

Me neither but plenty more men in the sea and all that.

oh most definately! and a show of true colours sooner rather than later is always better... But i was incredulous, lol so bloody ignorant and pretentious... and he wasnt even that much you know? lol

I know what you mean but, being fair here, had a man written this about a woman, he'd have been diced, shredded, sautéd and pureed by now!"

Ohh come on... he would have deserved it! lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when you go to make coffee only to find you forgot to buy some yesterday when you were in the damn shop specifically to buy fucking coffee and it's the only bastard wanking cocking thing you didn't buy!

ARSE.

(Normal service will resume when I've gathered up the kids,dragged them whinging all the way to the shop, purchased, made and drank coffee )

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I hate it when you go to make coffee only to find you forgot to buy some yesterday when you were in the damn shop specifically to buy fucking coffee and it's the only bastard wanking cocking thing you didn't buy!

ARSE.

(Normal service will resume when I've gathered up the kids,dragged them whinging all the way to the shop, purchased, made and drank coffee )

"

You couldn't get some bread and brown sauce for me at the same time, could you, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, this is about pet hates, and what really gets your teeth grinding on the site...

Vent your rants...

Don't you just hate it when.....

1) You meet someone after messaging for what seems like ages, you get on really well, they're attentive and keen one minute with promises to meet up again, they even give you every potential method of communication available to them (just in case) and then suddenly your friendly hello's are blanked... WTF? what pretentious Pr***s!

Ive never had that happen

Me neither but plenty more men in the sea and all that.

oh most definately! and a show of true colours sooner rather than later is always better... But i was incredulous, lol so bloody ignorant and pretentious... and he wasnt even that much you know? lol

I know what you mean but, being fair here, had a man written this about a woman, he'd have been diced, shredded, sautéd and pureed by now!"

To be fair some of guys on here are pretty needy. It's a wonder that some of them can actually breathe for themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are clearly talking to fake profile (e.g couples,woman's and clearly just a guy pulling he's wire) and as soon as you call them on there fake profile they get really defensive and say "I am real and I am blocking you know for even saying that"

They must thing people are idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, this is about pet hates, and what really gets your teeth grinding on the site...

Vent your rants...

Don't you just hate it when.....

1) You meet someone after messaging for what seems like ages, you get on really well, they're attentive and keen one minute with promises to meet up again, they even give you every potential method of communication available to them (just in case) and then suddenly your friendly hello's are blanked... WTF? what pretentious Pr***s!

Ive never had that happen

Me neither but plenty more men in the sea and all that.

oh most definately! and a show of true colours sooner rather than later is always better... But i was incredulous, lol so bloody ignorant and pretentious... and he wasnt even that much you know? lol

I know what you mean but, being fair here, had a man written this about a woman, he'd have been diced, shredded, sautéd and pureed by now!

Ohh come on... he would have deserved it! lol x "

yes the pussy posse would be up in arms again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you just hate it when...You're wide awake at 6am and it's your morning off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you just hate it when.....

You make a great tasting coffee only to find that lots of grounds inexplicably found their way from the cafetiere into your mug??

-Courtney"

Sorry Courtney, but how did this happen.

You pushed the plunger right down yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are just getting to the interesting part of a sexy dream, then wake up to see you kid wiping poo on the wall.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

instead of sending the booster stage for your rocket (essential element in taking over the world), the supplier sends you 3 jars of raspberry jam. I don't even like raspberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when my cat brings me gifts. Woke up this morning to entrails on the dining table and feathers on the floor. Beautiful

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"instead of sending the booster stage for your rocket (essential element in taking over the world), the supplier sends you 3 jars of raspberry jam. I don't even like raspberry "

Dammit! You got my jam. What the hell am I supposed to do with a load of rocket parts?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you just hate it when.....

You make a great tasting coffee only to find that lots of grounds inexplicably found their way from the cafetiere into your mug??

-Courtney

Sorry Courtney, but how did this happen.

You pushed the plunger right down yes? "

Yes I don't know how it happened. I think I did it too fast or something. Maybe the plunger is loose. I'll look into it.

-Courtney

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Hate the school holidays when... A deluge of fake profiles pop up.

The mothers are no longer available to play during the day...or night.

Everything travel wise becomes more expensive

Shops are filled with squawking broods, dragged out by their mothers to buy things they should have bought before...

In fact, I am writing to my MP and asking him/her to champion a 50 week school year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you just hate it when...You're wide awake at 6am and it's your morning off.

"

That always happens to me too

On the plus side it makes you get up and do something rather than waste the day in bed

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Don't you just hate it when.....

You make a great tasting coffee only to find that lots of grounds inexplicably found their way from the cafetiere into your mug??

-Courtney

Sorry Courtney, but how did this happen.

You pushed the plunger right down yes?

Yes I don't know how it happened. I think I did it too fast or something. Maybe the plunger is loose. I'll look into it.

-Courtney"

A friend of mine uses a tea strainer when he pours his coffee. I thought he was being a bit anal about it...maybe not!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod

over a year ago

My Own Little World


"instead of sending the booster stage for your rocket (essential element in taking over the world), the supplier sends you 3 jars of raspberry jam. I don't even like raspberry "

And that is why I changed rocket supplier (I got marmalade with bits ).

World domination is almost within my grasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate the school holidays when... A deluge of fake profiles pop up.

The mothers are no longer available to play during the day...or night.

Everything travel wise becomes more expensive

Shops are filled with squawking broods, dragged out by their mothers to buy things they should have bought before...

In fact, I am writing to my MP and asking him/her to champion a 50 week school year.

"

Nooooooooooo, think if the school run traffic mayhem. We get nice breaks from it occasionally as it stands.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"instead of sending the booster stage for your rocket (essential element in taking over the world), the supplier sends you 3 jars of raspberry jam. I don't even like raspberry

And that is why I changed rocket supplier (I got marmalade with bits ).

World domination is almost within my grasp "

I gave up on my plans for world domination. I looked at the world and the people in it and decided I didn't want most of it/them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you just hate it when.....

You make a great tasting coffee only to find that lots of grounds inexplicably found their way from the cafetiere into your mug??

-Courtney"

Just come to ours and I'll let you have free use of our bean to cup machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when you go to make coffee only to find you forgot to buy some yesterday when you were in the damn shop specifically to buy fucking coffee and it's the only bastard wanking cocking thing you didn't buy!

ARSE.

(Normal service will resume when I've gathered up the kids,dragged them whinging all the way to the shop, purchased, made and drank coffee )

"

Haha, I did the same thing recently - couldn't believe it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you just hate it when...You're wide awake at 6am and it's your morning off.

"

No I hate it when it's my day off and my dad phones to say his lift has been cancelled. could I take him to his appointment.

Daaaaaaad it's 5.45 in the morning.

I'll be there in 30 mins.

Low and behold it's now 10:04 I'm still at the hospital waiting...

ON MY DAY OFF!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"instead of sending the booster stage for your rocket (essential element in taking over the world), the supplier sends you 3 jars of raspberry jam. I don't even like raspberry

And that is why I changed rocket supplier (I got marmalade with bits ).

World domination is almost within my grasp

I gave up on my plans for world domination. I looked at the world and the people in it and decided I didn't want most of it/them. "

World domination and genocide go hand in hand. Although it hasn't worked out for those that have tried...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you are clearly talking to fake profile (e.g couples,woman's and clearly just a guy pulling he's wire) and as soon as you call them on there fake profile they get really defensive and say "I am real and I am blocking you know for even saying that"

They must thing people are idiots "

this but it's also quite amusing when 5mins later their profile is unlos and the next day they do a new one with same pics and send same opening message to us!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate the school holidays when... A deluge of fake profiles pop up.

The mothers are no longer available to play during the day...or night.

Everything travel wise becomes more expensive

Shops are filled with squawking broods, dragged out by their mothers to buy things they should have bought before...

In fact, I am writing to my MP and asking him/her to champion a 50 week school year.

"

I'd sign that petition, we have to go the long way to town in the hols or my daughter cries because schools closed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When work gets in the way!

When you are craving chocolate and there is none in the office.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You should be working but want to do fun things instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Shops are filled with squawking broods, dragged out by their mothers to buy things they should have bought before...

"

Only a brave or foolish man would have a dig at a woman that is without coffee. ..and even worse it's her own damn fault!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you just hate it when.....

You make a great tasting coffee only to find that lots of grounds inexplicably found their way from the cafetiere into your mug??

-Courtney

Sorry Courtney, but how did this happen.

You pushed the plunger right down yes?

Yes I don't know how it happened. I think I did it too fast or something. Maybe the plunger is loose. I'll look into it.

-Courtney"

Possible the mesh has worked loose - but generally you notice this. Or has a hole in it, but I've never seen that.

Aw well, must be time for another fresh one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, this is about pet hates, and what really gets your teeth grinding on the site...

Vent your rants...

Don't you just hate it when.....

1) You meet someone after messaging for what seems like ages, you get on really well, they're attentive and keen one minute with promises to meet up again, they even give you every potential method of communication available to them (just in case) and then suddenly your friendly hello's are blanked... WTF? what pretentious Pr***s! "

Sounds like he had second thoughts and rather than tell you the truth did a runner instead. Not sure this makes him pretentious. Scaredy cat, maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you are just getting to the interesting part of a sexy dream, then wake up to see you kid wiping poo on the wall. "

Sorry I missed the site bit,lol,

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I hate it when my cat brings me gifts. Woke up this morning to entrails on the dining table and feathers on the floor. Beautiful "

We had one that used to release live mice under our bed at 5am!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Don't you just hate it when...You're wide awake at 6am and it's your morning off.

No I hate it when it's my day off and my dad phones to say his lift has been cancelled. could I take him to his appointment.

Daaaaaaad it's 5.45 in the morning.

I'll be there in 30 mins.

Low and behold it's now 10:04 I'm still at the hospital waiting...

ON MY DAY OFF!!!!!!!! "

Ah well, you probably did the same to him when your nappy needed changing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, this is about pet hates, and what really gets your teeth grinding on the site...

Vent your rants...

Don't you just hate it when.....

1) You meet someone after messaging for what seems like ages, you get on really well, they're attentive and keen one minute with promises to meet up again, they even give you every potential method of communication available to them (just in case) and then suddenly your friendly hello's are blanked... WTF? what pretentious Pr***s!

Sounds like he had second thoughts and rather than tell you the truth did a runner instead. Not sure this makes him pretentious. Scaredy cat, maybe"

Scaredy cat's too nice ...

Gutless is probably better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when my cat brings me gifts. Woke up this morning to entrails on the dining table and feathers on the floor. Beautiful

We had one that used to release live mice under our bed at 5am!! "

Eek. I live in a village and my house backs on to miles of farm land so sadly lots of 'gifts' make there way in. So far it's been mice, birds, a hedgehog and a few frogs. She's just evil lol

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

..... you have an argument with someone and then think of a killer line afterward, though cant say it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"..... you have an argument with someone and then think of a killer line afterward, though cant say it."

oh yeah... The i should have said this, or done that, really eats at you! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you just hate it when.....

You make a great tasting coffee only to find that lots of grounds inexplicably found their way from the cafetiere into your mug??

-Courtney

Just come to ours and I'll let you have free use of our bean to cup machine "

Oooo. That sounds nice. I'll be over after work

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you just hate it when...You're wide awake at 6am and it's your morning off.

No I hate it when it's my day off and my dad phones to say his lift has been cancelled. could I take him to his appointment.

Daaaaaaad it's 5.45 in the morning.

I'll be there in 30 mins.

Low and behold it's now 10:04 I'm still at the hospital waiting...

ON MY DAY OFF!!!!!!!!

Ah well, you probably did the same to him when your nappy needed changing! "

My nappy did not take 3 and a half hours to change.

My dad never did it anyway.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I hate it when my cat brings me gifts. Woke up this morning to entrails on the dining table and feathers on the floor. Beautiful

We had one that used to release live mice under our bed at 5am!!

Eek. I live in a village and my house backs on to miles of farm land so sadly lots of 'gifts' make there way in. So far it's been mice, birds, a hedgehog and a few frogs. She's just evil lol"

Lol, I had one in town that brought back toast and frogs, and then one day a pigs trotter!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

........ you call your mobile from the landline and find it, then....... look to see who the missed call is from !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your up to level 17 on candy crush ..just completed 3 in a row on a roll...and your battery dies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you just hate it when...You're wide awake at 6am and it's your morning off.

That always happens to me too

On the plus side it makes you get up and do something rather than waste the day in bed "

All I've done is 10 mins of skipping and my roots

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

To be fair some of guys on here are pretty needy. It's a wonder that some of them can actually breathe for themselves."

that made me chuckle..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"........ you call your mobile from the landline and find it, then....... look to see who the missed call is from !!! "

or after being unable to find the coffee jar slowly realise that the only other place you could have possibly put it is the bloody microwave..

it wasn't in the fridge after all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miserable pricks exist! Cheer up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when my cat brings me gifts. Woke up this morning to entrails on the dining table and feathers on the floor. Beautiful

We had one that used to release live mice under our bed at 5am!!

Eek. I live in a village and my house backs on to miles of farm land so sadly lots of 'gifts' make there way in. So far it's been mice, birds, a hedgehog and a few frogs. She's just evil lol

Lol, I had one in town that brought back toast and frogs, and then one day a pigs trotter!!! "

Just the trotter....?

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Don't you just hate it when...............

The school holidays are over and your 15 minute commute turns into an hour again. "

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


".. But i was incredulous, lol so bloody ignorant and pretentious... and he wasnt even that much you know? lol "

In what way wasn't he 'that much'?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I hate litter.

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