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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

And talk to me. I can't sleep and I'm bored.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Haven't been sleeping for ages, awake, sore and bored.

Morning VV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ok I'm up lol good morning

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Haven't been sleeping for ages, awake, sore and bored.

Morning VV

Morning. Are you back with his furriness yet?

I'm sure he'll help cuddle you better and keep you entertained.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ok ok I'm up lol good morning

Good morning

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I may be slightly regretting last night's neon orange concoction.

- that's me because the light hurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok I'm up lol good morning

Good morning

How are you this morning, the pooch has plans for walkies this morning

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ok ok I'm up lol good morning

Good morning

How are you this morning, the pooch has plans for walkies this morning

Could I borrow him please? I could do with a long walk to clear my head, and long walks are so much more fun with a dog.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Haven't been sleeping for ages, awake, sore and bored.

Morning VV

Morning. Are you back with his furriness yet?

I'm sure he'll help cuddle you better and keep you entertained."

I'll be back into my life of slave to the kitty by lunchtime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blimey - halfway to the door - what the fuck lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, i just got home from work. Need to do an inspection on my car.

Anyone own a Audi Q7? Preferably a 2008 plate. Think my coolant reservoir is leaking. And the bloody thing is so compact i can't see the nooks and crannies clearly. Being short doesn't help either.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm sat at my looking at the laptop and thinking urrrgghh

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm sat at my looking at the laptop and thinking urrrgghh

Desk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok I'm up lol good morning

Good morning

How are you this morning, the pooch has plans for walkies this morning

Could I borrow him please? I could do with a long walk to clear my head, and long walks are so much more fun with a dog."

Your more than welcome.he does love a long wander

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Not been to bloody sleep again yet. What's the point in hospital staff giving you sleeping tablets and morphine only for them to wake you up and start prodding and poking just as meds are kicking in, then feck aff and leave you for 90 mins till breakfast and a cuppa!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gnurgh!!! What is all the shouting about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should get up.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Well, i just got home from work. Need to do an inspection on my car.

Anyone own a Audi Q7? Preferably a 2008 plate. Think my coolant reservoir is leaking. And the bloody thing is so compact i can't see the nooks and crannies clearly. Being short doesn't help either.

You need one of them wiggly camera thingies.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Dog walked for an hour over the moors, time for a cup of tea before visiting my to do list......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finished work now onto the important stuff....bacon

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Not been to bloody sleep again yet. What's the point in hospital staff giving you sleeping tablets and morphine only for them to wake you up and start prodding and poking just as meds are kicking in, then feck aff and leave you for 90 mins till breakfast and a cuppa!!!!

Last time I was in hospital I had learned to sleep through the regular bp and vitals checks by the third night.

I hope you feel better soon.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Finished work now onto the important stuff....bacon

I have bacon in the 'fridge but no bread or brown sauce for bacon sarnies

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I should get up. "

So should I. I doubt I'll get any sleep now.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ok ok I'm up lol good morning

Good morning

How are you this morning, the pooch has plans for walkies this morning

Could I borrow him please? I could do with a long walk to clear my head, and long walks are so much more fun with a dog.

Your more than welcome.he does love a long wander

We have some lovely heaths here or would he prefer the beach?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Finished work now onto the important stuff....bacon

I have bacon in the 'fridge but no bread or brown sauce for bacon sarnies

epic fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finished work now onto the important stuff....bacon

I have bacon in the 'fridge but no bread or brown sauce for bacon sarnies

That is the most trafic thing ive seen all wk. I feel your pain!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

it's really frustrating isn't it? They want you to sleep but as soon as you do they're prodding you awake to check that you've still got a pulse!

Fingers crossed it won't be for much longer

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Finished work now onto the important stuff....bacon

I have bacon in the 'fridge but no bread or brown sauce for bacon sarnies

That is the most trafic thing ive seen all wk. I feel your pain!

I'm considering the viability of bacon sandwiched between rashers of bacon sarnies

I've no substitute for brown sauce though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finished work now onto the important stuff....bacon

I have bacon in the 'fridge but no bread or brown sauce for bacon sarnies

I'd bring some with me but I'm not in Norwich till Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just load bacon on toast with brown sauce and glass of fresh orange mmm it was so good

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Try mustard x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been awake for a hour. I had Loads of vivid dreams last night and woke up with hair like Madusa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finished work now onto the important stuff....bacon

I have bacon in the 'fridge but no bread or brown sauce for bacon sarnies

That is the most trafic thing ive seen all wk. I feel your pain!

I'm considering the viability of bacon sandwiched between rashers of bacon sarnies

I've no substitute for brown sauce though."

Find a man send him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok I'm up lol good morning

Good morning

How are you this morning, the pooch has plans for walkies this morning

Could I borrow him please? I could do with a long walk to clear my head, and long walks are so much more fun with a dog.

Your more than welcome.he does love a long wander

We have some lovely heaths here or would he prefer the beach?"

He loves both , I will ask him now

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

There is no substitute for Brown Sauce

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Finished work now onto the important stuff....bacon

I have bacon in the 'fridge but no bread or brown sauce for bacon sarnies

That is the most trafic thing ive seen all wk. I feel your pain!

I'm considering the viability of bacon sandwiched between rashers of bacon sarnies

I've no substitute for brown sauce though.

Find a man send him out

It'd be easier to just go out myself! Except I'm not certain I'm sober yet.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've been awake for a hour. I had Loads of vivid dreams last night and woke up with hair like Madusa

Mine's like that too but in my case it's because I need to wash it this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning, just completed my morning commute to the office. Traffic was chaos. I had to avoid both cats on the way down the stairs.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Good morning, just completed my morning commute to the office. Traffic was chaos. I had to avoid both cats on the way down the stairs.

I shall be commuting to my office, via fetching coffee, at some point soon. It does not involve stairs but both of my cats will still manage to get in the way! One will demand feeding, despite the fact they have dried food down all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning, just completed my morning commute to the office. Traffic was chaos. I had to avoid both cats on the way down the stairs.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Good morning, just completed my morning commute to the office. Traffic was chaos. I had to avoid both cats on the way down the stairs.

He'd prefer tinned tuna or lobster or something, spoiled little ratbag. My mum saved him a little plaice from some fish and chips a few weeks ago and he now expects plaice at least once a week, and demands it before we've eaten.

Cat food? Sod that, he's not eating that muck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been awake all night with a migraine - and I was in bed at half seven yesterday evening with it.

Changeable pressure fronts probably causing it - as painkillers doing bugger all. Had this since Monday evening

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Sorry cant chat now I'm off to work..hope you slept eventually.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Wide awake goinging into Manchester shopping a few drinks then back home late to night

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Today I feel grim despite the painkillers

I can't even hide in bed for the day as I've been staying with rellies and today is going home day.

I will be able to retire.to bed when I get home and be miserable to my heart's content.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Today I feel grim despite the painkillers

I can't even hide in bed for the day as I've been staying with rellies and today is going home day.

I will be able to retire.to bed when I get home and be miserable to my heart's content.

By the sound of it, you've been overdoing it. Rest up and cuddle His Furriness for a couple of days. Assuming he will permit your adoration.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Today I feel grim despite the painkillers

I can't even hide in bed for the day as I've been staying with rellies and today is going home day.

I will be able to retire.to bed when I get home and be miserable to my heart's content.

No being miserable though. Staying positive is better for healing. Positivity or I shall send you jokes and make you laugh all day, and that'll hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finished work now onto the important stuff....bacon

Bacon, proof that God exists....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finished work now onto the important stuff....bacon

Bacon, proof that God exists...."

Wondered what Kermit did with Miss Piggy

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

*rolls over and farts*

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"*rolls over and farts*"

You can't possibly be worse than my girl cat.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Today I feel grim despite the painkillers

I can't even hide in bed for the day as I've been staying with rellies and today is going home day.

I will be able to retire.to bed when I get home and be miserable to my heart's content.

No being miserable though. Staying positive is better for healing. Positivity or I shall send you jokes and make you laugh all day, and that'll hurt!"

I'm not feeling as grim as I did but I may still opt for being miserable so I can get some funnies

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Finished work now onto the important stuff....bacon

I have bacon in the 'fridge but no bread or brown sauce for bacon sarnies

I'd bring some with me but I'm not in Norwich till Thursday

It couldn't help today but I'm sure I'll be equally capable of eating bacon sarnies at the end of the week.

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