FabSwingers.com forum: Narcissism thread.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here you go, fill yer boots. Or your bra, or pants, mirror even, whatever it is turns you on.

Do your best.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I make a mean Victoria sponge

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My arse is awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a fabulous Carbanora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse, legs & eyes are lush.

I give a brilliant sloppy blow job.

I am awesome in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ride hard and well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cute bum a large willy and the pooch is uber cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'M AWESOME. YEAH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cute bum a large willy and the pooch is uber cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cute bum a large willy and the pooch is uber cute

The pooch is cute, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I thought I could post on here but it doesn't sound right........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cute bum a large willy and the pooch is uber cute

The pooch is cute, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a fabulous Carbanora

so do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cute bum a large willy and the pooch is uber cute

Haha the pooch does it for me ... Cwtch for you as you have such a yummy arse x

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

I am awesome at posting things that upset folks haha oh and I have nice eyelashes lol (manliest comment ever) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol the pooch is more popular than my sexy bum. He is sitting here on the sofa with that I told you so smile on his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a fabulous Carbanora

so do I

Bake off!!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I'm a little above average in most departments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cute bum a large willy and the pooch is uber cute

Haha the pooch does it for me ... Cwtch for you as you have such a yummy arse x"

x x mm cwtch

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Finally a thread about my awesomeness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't improve on perfection, so I'm not going to try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a fabulous Carbanora

so do I

Bake off!!

you're on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look pretty damn fine in a poorly lit room / on a tiny laptop screen / through a d*unken haze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm offended

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

My cock is awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a fabulous Carbanora

so do I

Bake off!!

you're on!"

Bet mine is tastier

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My fanny is a work of art!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"My fanny is a work of art!

It hangs in a gallery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fanny is a work of art!

Mine is a work of fiction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a fabulous Carbanora

so do I

Bake off!!

you're on!

Bet mine is tastier

Need a judge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fanny is a work of art!

Mine is a work of fiction!

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

"My fanny is a work of art!

Hopefully not a Picasso lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give an amazing Indian head massage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a mean Victoria sponge

I make a Queen Victoria Sponge

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"My fanny is a work of art!

Mine is a work of fiction!

This is why I love forums!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"My fanny is a work of art!

It hangs in a gallery?

Needs dusting too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fanny is a work of art!

It hangs in a gallery?

Needs dusting too!

I have a feather duster that will do the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ok I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ok I guess."

Yes you are.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"My fanny is a work of art!

It hangs in a gallery?

Needs dusting too!

I'm sure that's just the frame....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lovely and weird and wonderful. My farts smell of roses too

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Ive got the hottest wife on Fab

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"My fanny is a work of art!

It hangs in a gallery?

Needs dusting too!

I have a feather duster that will do the job

Ello gorgeous! Where you been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got the hottest wife on Fab

Need some ice then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fanny is a work of art!

It hangs in a gallery?

Needs dusting too!

I have a feather duster that will do the job

Ello gorgeous! Where you been?

Back at ya

I've been having a break and my nosiness got the better of me. Nice to see you're back now too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helen Mirren lookalike.... I've been told a few times

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"My fanny is a work of art!

It hangs in a gallery?

Needs dusting too!

I have a feather duster that will do the job

Ello gorgeous! Where you been?

Back at ya

I've been having a break and my nosiness got the better of me. Nice to see you're back now too

Back for a bit... till I get bored listening to the same old shit.

Nice to see you nosy parker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helen Mirren lookalike.... I've been told a few times"

Oooh, may I see a face pic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Helen Mirren lookalike.... I've been told a few times

Oooh, may I see a face pic?

You took yer time didn't ya?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Helen Mirren lookalike.... I've been told a few times

Oooh, may I see a face pic?

Just Google Helen Mirren.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helen Mirren lookalike.... I've been told a few times

Oooh, may I see a face pic?

Just Google Helen Mirren. "

I'm aware what Helen Mirren looks like, and I reckon she's rather lush...hence why I'm curious to see how much of a match this lady is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fanny is a work of art!

It hangs in a gallery?

Needs dusting too!

I have a feather duster that will do the job

Ello gorgeous! Where you been?

Back at ya

I've been having a break and my nosiness got the better of me. Nice to see you're back now too

Back for a bit... till I get bored listening to the same old shit.

Nice to see you nosy parker!

I think my tolerance level for the same old shit has reduced during my break so my nosy parkerishness might not sustain me for long either

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Helen Mirren lookalike.... I've been told a few times

Oooh, may I see a face pic?

Just Google Helen Mirren.

I'm aware what Helen Mirren looks like, and I reckon she's rather lush...hence why I'm curious to see how much of a match this lady is

I can't believe you don't trust the lady's word...

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I make a mean Victoria sponge

Third attempt at lemon drizzle...Finally perfect!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"My fanny is a work of art!

It hangs in a gallery?

Needs dusting too!

I have a feather duster that will do the job

Ello gorgeous! Where you been?

Back at ya

I've been having a break and my nosiness got the better of me. Nice to see you're back now too

Back for a bit... till I get bored listening to the same old shit.

Nice to see you nosy parker!

I think my tolerance level for the same old shit has reduced during my break so my nosy parkerishness might not sustain me for long either

It definitely needs an injection of fun that's for sure. Bring back Dances and Sensualfire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My fanny is a work of art!

It hangs in a gallery?

Needs dusting too!

I have a feather duster that will do the job

Ello gorgeous! Where you been?

Back at ya

I've been having a break and my nosiness got the better of me. Nice to see you're back now too

Back for a bit... till I get bored listening to the same old shit.

Nice to see you nosy parker!

I think my tolerance level for the same old shit has reduced during my break so my nosy parkerishness might not sustain me for long either

It definitely needs an injection of fun that's for sure. Bring back Dances and Sensualfire!

I remember Dances, lovely eyes.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*casts a knowing eye over the thread, raises a smile and one eyebrow*

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When ever I go into a room people stare and smile and there isn't even any toilet paper hanging from my knickers.

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"When ever I go into a room people stare and smile and there isn't even any toilet paper hanging from my knickers. "

What knickers?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm just brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am well endowed

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm on my own hotlist hehehehehehhheheheHeeeEhhe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just awesome....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only a little?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too nice for my own good...

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

I'm too sexy for this thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on my own hotlist hehehehehehhheheheHeeeEhhe"

Doesn't everyone do this?

I've got amazing eyes apparently. Oh and beautiful nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i give a mean oral and fingering job

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'm on my own hotlist hehehehehehhheheheHeeeEhhe

Doesn't everyone do this?

I've got amazing eyes apparently. Oh and beautiful nipples.

Possibly. I also message myself. Like motivational messages.

'You are a tiger!!!', 'Your cock is astounding!!!' etc.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I scrub up OK. I think I have nice eyes and a good clavicle.

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