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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...swear-words pls...

I'll start the bidding with:-

* Cockfosters

* Cocklump

* Double-cunting fuck

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My go to word, especially when the children are around, is Ecclefechan. It's a place in Scotland (where BlondeCaz lost her virginity if my memory of her post is correct). I saw the name and thought it the perfect swear word.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Pissflaps

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Winnits.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My go to word, especially when the children are around, is Ecclefechan. It's a place in Scotland (where BlondeCaz lost her virginity if my memory of her post is correct). I saw the name and thought it the perfect swear word.

I usually use 'pants' instead of 'shit' when the child is in the room

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Cockwomble.

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By *cuk11Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My go to word...is Ecclefechan. It's a place in Scotland

Can't even pronouce that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good gravy!!!!

Lol

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Are you a country member?"

"Yes, I remember."

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

""Are you a country member?"

"Yes, I remember."

:D"

The punch line is:

'I'm a country member'

'Yes, I know'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockknocker.

Dicknose.

Fucktard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunty-bollocks

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Cockwomble."

Damn! 2 minutes too late.

Splunge

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Fuggem and Basa (I got that one from Billy Connolly)

And Feck

C...

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By *nonBjFunMan
over a year ago

Around

I like the reference to a vagina as an axe wound, very fitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunty-bollocks"

Awwww I wanted cunty-bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunty-bollocks

Awwww I wanted cunty-bollocks!"

I'll split it with ya

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mimbo

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By *andS33Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Shitfuckbollocksbastardcunt - all one word, usually when I have hurt myself lol. Works just as well too when I break something

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mar-the-far-car?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Wazzock

Twatflaps

Tosspot

Fucknugget

Tagnut

Absofuckingbastardcuntinglutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock-nobs (for Peep Show fans)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twatbadger

Cockwomble and in front of children- Muther Hubbard!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm a fuckity fuck sort.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Cock sniffer

Cock sniffling twat

Twathead

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"My go to word...is Ecclefechan. It's a place in Scotland

Can't even pronouce that..."

My friend lives near Lockerbie & we have to use the 'fechan road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble is the perfect word to describe an idiot

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Cockwomble."

Yes, dear?

Oh. Wait.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Cockwomble.

Yes, dear?

Oh. Wait.

Blimey, its like Beetlejuice.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Arsebiscuits

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By *abloversCouple
over a year ago

London

Cunt - love that word and has so many uses x

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Cock-oh-van

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By *lirtyjjWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Gee bag!!! It's saved for very special occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank splash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Syphilitic donkey rapist.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Syphilitic donkey rapist. "

Donkey raping shit eater

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Dick splash

Twunt

Spunkrag

Cuntybollox is my favourite

Pissflaps

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Cuntybollox is my favourite "

Gets my vote

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Butt-munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dopeybollocks

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Shitting-Bollocks or

fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntybollocks

Spunkyfucknuts

Wankerpants

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Soapy tit-wank

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I do like cockjuggling thundercunt but it's really hard to use in everyday conversation.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I do like cockjuggling thundercunt but it's really hard to use in everyday conversation."

That's brilliant.

Arse merchant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say Twat Bag quite a bit...

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh by the beard of TAFKAJ!*

It's a bit like saying Jehovah

* The Artist Formerly Known As Jordan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a swear word as such but applicable to some :

Dimbulb.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've always been fond of

Fuckwit

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

BumLickingFannySlapper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap filled Vagina

Vaginal belch

Uncle fucker

- all courtesy of South Park

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"...swear-words pls...

I'll start the bidding with:-

* Cockfosters

* Cocklump

* Double-cunting fuck"

I will raise your

*Cockfosters

*cocklump

*Double-cunting fuck

With

COCKSNIFF.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"Cock-oh-van"

Oh that's a very nice dish

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Pontefract!

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Ecclefechan

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Shut the front door!

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