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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lurking,

Perving,

flirting,

Working,

Which are you?

I'm about to bottle feed my week old foster kitten, he's adorable!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving n flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening fruit just saying hi then its bedtime x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

good evening fruity xx

im lurking with an intent to perv, flirting... im open to offers

how are you? x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening fruity xxxx perving

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Nite nite PP you want tucking in xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. Perving in Scotland this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pre bed time perv for me! Its back to work tommorow after a week and a half off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick perv

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving n flirting "

Multi tasking... Gotta be the Mrs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, just perving before bed x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening fruit just saying hi then its bedtime x "

Filthy dreams!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening Dan xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening "

There you are, slacker!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good evening fruity xx

im lurking with an intent to perv, flirting... im open to offers

how are you? x

"

I'm good, lots done today! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all! I'm at a friends house in London this eve, been hard at work all day and there's another day of it tomorrow!Still, better to be busy than not night night all xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening fruity xxxx perving"

Evening Voddy!! No work tonight? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Previn. Again

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

[Removed by poster at 03/08/15 23:14:35]

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Evening all... I'm pervin, flirtin and lurkin tonight as I've been signed off work for 2 weeks to let my sprained knee rest so the swelling can go down, so I've go no time limit tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Dan xxx"

Good evening Voddy x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Perving in Scotland this week "

Seen any haggis?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Previn I mean pervin

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Perving and flirting. No change there.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening suzy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pre bed time perv for me! Its back to work tommorow after a week and a half off lol"

Ohhhhh that's guna hurt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just back from the pub....

Checking in before checking out n heading for bed....need to catch up on sleep debt from the weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

There you are, slacker!!! "

Had a death earlier so just doing the paperwork

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Good evening fruity, DP, PP, Suzy, Bodfy & everyone I've missed!!

Tucked up alone in my own bed flirting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quick perv "

Good evening, I might have had a nosey....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all, just perving before bed x"

Makes for sweeter dreams..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone, lurking and purving x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening LPP xxx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening all. Perving in Scotland this week

Seen any haggis?!"

avoid the one called nessie.."shes a monster"...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in fae work..and am ......perving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all! I'm at a friends house in London this eve, been hard at work all day and there's another day of it tomorrow!Still, better to be busy than not night night all xx"

Night hun.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

There you are, slacker!!!

Had a death earlier so just doing the paperwork "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurking, perving, flirting

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Previn. Again"

I'd that like perving?

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By *owdoueatyoursMan
over a year ago

Swale

Good evening fruity. I am looking to flirt but almost certainly will end up perving instead!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 03/08/15 23:14:35]"

Dont talk to me then!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening fruity, DP, PP, Suzy, Bodfy & everyone I've missed!!

Tucked up alone in my own bed flirting "

hi JG, sounds like the best place to flirt from xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Perving in Scotland this week

Seen any haggis?!"

No but I have seen someone drinking irn-bru lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all... I'm pervin, flirtin and lurkin tonight as I've been signed off work for 2 weeks to let my sprained knee rest so the swelling can go down, so I've go no time limit tonight "

Ohhhh best keep your leg elevated....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pre bed time perv for me! Its back to work tommorow after a week and a half off lol

Ohhhhh that's guna hurt!!! "

Just a bit! I do love my job though I get to wear what I want have pink hair and listen to my music all day . Nothing beats being the office weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all... I'm pervin, flirtin and lurkin tonight as I've been signed off work for 2 weeks to let my sprained knee rest so the swelling can go down, so I've go no time limit tonight "

Good evening Ms. Pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening fruitloop, Dan , Suzy and everyone else ....at work on Xbox all dinosaurs recapture or killed now exploring deep dark holes with Indiana Jones .....fuck knows what we're going to do when we run out of Lego games ...x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Yes night off fruity dont know how long ile be awake tho

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening fruity. I am looking to flirt but almost certainly will end up perving instead!!!!"

you have to practice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving and flirting. No change there. "

Why change the habits of a life time?

Unless you're a smelly nun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Perving in Scotland this week

Seen any haggis?!

avoid the one called nessie.."shes a monster"...lol "

You sure you are not performing at fringe? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening fruity, DP, PP, Suzy, Bodfy & everyone I've missed!!

Tucked up alone in my own bed flirting "

Good evening Ms. Juniper

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By *owdoueatyoursMan
over a year ago

Swale


"Good evening fruity. I am looking to flirt but almost certainly will end up perving instead!!!!

you have to practice "

Practice flirting or perving?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just back from the pub....

Checking in before checking out n heading for bed....need to catch up on sleep debt from the weekend!"

Sounds like you exerted yourself a fair bit...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening

There you are, slacker!!!

Had a death earlier so just doing the paperwork "

Ahhh crumbs, as far as excuses go, I think that 1 gets you off the hook!

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

good evening all, playing some guitar with brief interludes to perv

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening fruitloop, Dan , Suzy and everyone else ....at work on Xbox all dinosaurs recapture or killed now exploring deep dark holes with Indiana Jones .....fuck knows what we're going to do when we run out of Lego games ...x"

wow..i so want to play lego x i had all the dragon crystal sets and the pirates..i mean my kids did..hehe

, it all got stolen, when the arseholes took everything, a few years back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening fruity, DP, PP, Suzy, Bodfy & everyone I've missed!!

Tucked up alone in my own bed flirting "

Starfish!!!!

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries

Perving and flirting

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Evening all. Perving in Scotland this week

Seen any haggis?!

No but I have seen someone drinking irn-bru lol"

Haggis & irn bru are standard items in my house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone, lurking and purving x"

Are you part feline?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, just perving before bed x

Makes for sweeter dreams..? "

True

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just in fae work..and am ......perving"

Time to unwind...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening fruity. I am looking to flirt but almost certainly will end up perving instead!!!!

you have to practice

Practice flirting or perving?"

you perve and then it brings on the urge to flirt does it not...trick is to go with that rather than just move on to more perving..just my opinion x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lurking, perving, flirting

Evening all x"

Dont forget to breathe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

There you are, slacker!!!

Had a death earlier so just doing the paperwork

Ahhh crumbs, as far as excuses go, I think that 1 gets you off the hook! "

Was literally just going to start the thread but saw you'd already done it bless you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening fruity. I am looking to flirt but almost certainly will end up perving instead!!!!"

Always good to have a back up plan...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all "

whos the lucky one

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening fruity xx

im lurking with an intent to perv, flirting... im open to offers

how are you? x

"

Good evening Suzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Fruits - evening all! I guess i'm chatting/flirting/watching telly... yup i'm multi-tasking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just chilling while watching some comedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Perving in Scotland this week

Seen any haggis?!

No but I have seen someone drinking irn-bru lol

Haggis & irn bru are standard items in my house "

Scottish by any chance? Lol

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"good evening all, playing some guitar with brief interludes to perv "

nice one..wish i could play...the guitar xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening fruitloop, Dan , Suzy and everyone else ....at work on Xbox all dinosaurs recapture or killed now exploring deep dark holes with Indiana Jones .....fuck knows what we're going to do when we run out of Lego games ...x"

Think there's quite a few...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Evening fruit, evening all. Just doing a bit of ducking & diving here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes night off fruity dont know how long ile be awake tho "

Sleep while you can!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all

whos the lucky one

xx"

Wouldn't you like to no a gentleman never gives away his secrets

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"good evening all, playing some guitar with brief interludes to perv

nice one..wish i could play...the guitar xx"

TY, I've always been good with my fingers obviously.... with lines like that , I better get me coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all "

Was that a clue?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lurking, perving, flirting

Evening all x

Dont forget to breathe.... "

With you, I'd bring a snorkel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good evening all, playing some guitar with brief interludes to perv "

Will you Continue strumming...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving and flirting "

Ohhhh that bum needs biting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all "

Oi oi soppy bollocks

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"good evening all, playing some guitar with brief interludes to perv

Will you Continue strumming... "

Well I shall try, but one's wrist gets sore after awhile madame

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all

Was that a clue?! "

Pmsl. Wasn't ment to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening

There you are, slacker!!!

Had a death earlier so just doing the paperwork

Ahhh crumbs, as far as excuses go, I think that 1 gets you off the hook!

Was literally just going to start the thread but saw you'd already done it bless you "

Waited 15mins after normal time, part two I'll probably be snoring by!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pre bed time perv for me! Its back to work tommorow after a week and a half off lol

Ohhhhh that's guna hurt!!!

Just a bit! I do love my job though I get to wear what I want have pink hair and listen to my music all day . Nothing beats being the office weirdo "

Good evening Ms. Vara

I know that feeling lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all

Oi oi soppy bollocks "

Hiya mate. Hope your not working to hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Fruits - evening all! I guess i'm chatting/flirting/watching telly... yup i'm multi-tasking! "

But do you have a firm grip on your cock to stop it falling off when your brain over loads?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just chilling while watching some comedy "

Anybody good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening fruit, evening all. Just doing a bit of ducking & diving here "

Whose throwing things at you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pre bed time perv for me! Its back to work tommorow after a week and a half off lol

Ohhhhh that's guna hurt!!!

Just a bit! I do love my job though I get to wear what I want have pink hair and listen to my music all day . Nothing beats being the office weirdo

Good evening Ms. Vara

I know that feeling lol "

Evening Dan xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all

whos the lucky one

xx

Wouldn't you like to no a gentleman never gives away his secrets "
looks for the gentleman besides dan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lurking, perving, flirting

Evening all x

Dont forget to breathe....

With you, I'd bring a snorkel "

Erm... Why?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Hiya mate. Hope your not working to hard "

Was for a bit but all signed off now so might get to chill for a bit

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"good evening all, playing some guitar with brief interludes to perv

nice one..wish i could play...the guitar xx

TY, I've always been good with my fingers obviously.... with lines like that , I better get me coat"

it was a good line...hehehe, forget your coat, you wont need it x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Pre bed time perv for me! Its back to work tommorow after a week and a half off lol

Ohhhhh that's guna hurt!!!

Just a bit! I do love my job though I get to wear what I want have pink hair and listen to my music all day . Nothing beats being the office weirdo

Good evening Ms. Vara

I know that feeling lol

Evening Dan xx "

Evening fellow manc x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening fruit, evening all. Just doing a bit of ducking & diving here

Whose throwing things at you?! "
uses aces ass as a dartboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Fruits - evening all! I guess i'm chatting/flirting/watching telly... yup i'm multi-tasking!

But do you have a firm grip on your cock to stop it falling off when your brain over loads?!?! "

Young lady - over my knee now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pre bed time perv for me! Its back to work tommorow after a week and a half off lol

Ohhhhh that's guna hurt!!!

Just a bit! I do love my job though I get to wear what I want have pink hair and listen to my music all day . Nothing beats being the office weirdo

Good evening Ms. Vara

I know that feeling lol

Evening Dan xx "

Beuno estente

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"good evening all, playing some guitar with brief interludes to perv

nice one..wish i could play...the guitar xx

TY, I've always been good with my fingers obviously.... with lines like that , I better get me coat

it was a good line...hehehe, forget your coat, you wont need it x"

jeepers creepers I've been using that line since 1986 and it might finally have worked phew! x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all

whos the lucky one

xx

Wouldn't you like to no a gentleman never gives away his secrets looks for the gentleman besides dan "

Bitchy bitchy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening fruit, evening all. Just doing a bit of ducking & diving here

Whose throwing things at you?! uses aces ass as a dartboard "

Wonder how high he'll jump if you get a bullseye....

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Evening all. Perving in Scotland this week

Seen any haggis?!

No but I have seen someone drinking irn-bru lol

Haggis & irn bru are standard items in my house

Scottish by any chance? Lol"

Sadly only half My freezer is well stocked after a trip over the border at the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Fruits - evening all! I guess i'm chatting/flirting/watching telly... yup i'm multi-tasking!

But do you have a firm grip on your cock to stop it falling off when your brain over loads?!?!

Young lady - over my knee now!!! "

Ohhhh yes sir!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Evening Fruits - evening all! I guess i'm chatting/flirting/watching telly... yup i'm multi-tasking!

But do you have a firm grip on your cock to stop it falling off when your brain over loads?!?! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lurking, perving, flirting

Evening all x

Dont forget to breathe....

With you, I'd bring a snorkel

Erm... Why?! "

So I could breathe, of course

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening fruit, evening all. Just doing a bit of ducking & diving here

Whose throwing things at you?! uses aces ass as a dartboard

Wonder how high he'll jump if you get a bullseye.... "
one hundred and eighty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pre bed time perv for me! Its back to work tommorow after a week and a half off lol

Ohhhhh that's guna hurt!!!

Just a bit! I do love my job though I get to wear what I want have pink hair and listen to my music all day . Nothing beats being the office weirdo

Good evening Ms. Vara

I know that feeling lol

Evening Dan xx

Beuno estente "

Without Google I'd of thought you were flirting in Italian then hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Perving in Scotland this week

Seen any haggis?!

No but I have seen someone drinking irn-bru lol

Haggis & irn bru are standard items in my house

Scottish by any chance? Lol

Sadly only half My freezer is well stocked after a trip over the border at the weekend "

Very nice. I'm going to spend my evenings drinking Gin and whisky lol not together of course

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening Fruits - evening all! I guess i'm chatting/flirting/watching telly... yup i'm multi-tasking!

But do you have a firm grip on your cock to stop it falling off when your brain over loads?!?!

Young lady - over my knee now!!! "

ooooh do you offer that service? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Fruits - evening all! I guess i'm chatting/flirting/watching telly... yup i'm multi-tasking!

But do you have a firm grip on your cock to stop it falling off when your brain over loads?!?!

"

What are you laughing at Bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Fruits - evening all! I guess i'm chatting/flirting/watching telly... yup i'm multi-tasking!

But do you have a firm grip on your cock to stop it falling off when your brain over loads?!?!

Young lady - over my knee now!!!

ooooh do you offer that service? x "

Seems to be popular these days... let me check my current product offering and I'll get back to you with a quote

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening fruit, evening all. Just doing a bit of ducking & diving here

Whose throwing things at you?! "

Well I'm certainly not throwing the right dice while I'm playing backgammon

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Evening all. Perving in Scotland this week

Seen any haggis?!

No but I have seen someone drinking irn-bru lol

Haggis & irn bru are standard items in my house

Scottish by any chance? Lol

Sadly only half My freezer is well stocked after a trip over the border at the weekend

Very nice. I'm going to spend my evenings drinking Gin and whisky lol not together of course"

I highly recommend Juniper Green but you can keep the whiskey!! Yak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pre bed time perv for me! Its back to work tommorow after a week and a half off lol

Ohhhhh that's guna hurt!!!

Just a bit! I do love my job though I get to wear what I want have pink hair and listen to my music all day . Nothing beats being the office weirdo

Good evening Ms. Vara

I know that feeling lol

Evening Dan xx

Beuno estente

Without Google I'd of thought you were flirting in Italian then hahaha "

Can you remember the BBC2 comedy the Fast Show? It's from the foreign tv show sketch...showing my age maybe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done on that summary last night suzy made me chuckle this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Fruits - evening all! I guess i'm chatting/flirting/watching telly... yup i'm multi-tasking!

But do you have a firm grip on your cock to stop it falling off when your brain over loads?!?!

Young lady - over my knee now!!!

ooooh do you offer that service? x

Seems to be popular these days... let me check my current product offering and I'll get back to you with a quote "

Hope it's not charged on size of arse to spank!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lurking, perving, flirting

Evening all x

Dont forget to breathe....

With you, I'd bring a snorkel

Erm... Why?!

So I could breathe, of course "

That's what ears are for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pre bed time perv for me! Its back to work tommorow after a week and a half off lol

Ohhhhh that's guna hurt!!!

Just a bit! I do love my job though I get to wear what I want have pink hair and listen to my music all day . Nothing beats being the office weirdo

Good evening Ms. Vara

I know that feeling lol

Evening Dan xx

Beuno estente

Without Google I'd of thought you were flirting in Italian then hahaha

Can you remember the BBC2 comedy the Fast Show? It's from the foreign tv show sketch...showing my age maybe lol "

No just Googled it I was 9 to 11 when it was on.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well done on that summary last night suzy made me chuckle this morning "

aww thanks honey..thats nice of you to read it and say so xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Perving in Scotland this week

Seen any haggis?!

No but I have seen someone drinking irn-bru lol

Haggis & irn bru are standard items in my house

Scottish by any chance? Lol

Sadly only half My freezer is well stocked after a trip over the border at the weekend

Very nice. I'm going to spend my evenings drinking Gin and whisky lol not together of course

I highly recommend Juniper Green but you can keep the whiskey!! Yak! "

Gin man at heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pre bed time perv for me! Its back to work tommorow after a week and a half off lol

Ohhhhh that's guna hurt!!!

Just a bit! I do love my job though I get to wear what I want have pink hair and listen to my music all day . Nothing beats being the office weirdo

Good evening Ms. Vara

I know that feeling lol

Evening Dan xx

Beuno estente

Without Google I'd of thought you were flirting in Italian then hahaha

Can you remember the BBC2 comedy the Fast Show? It's from the foreign tv show sketch...showing my age maybe lol

No just Googled it I was 9 to 11 when it was on. "

I grew up with my gran though so to be fair I was probably watching older stuff than that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening fruit, evening all. Just doing a bit of ducking & diving here

Whose throwing things at you?! uses aces ass as a dartboard "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pre bed time perv for me! Its back to work tommorow after a week and a half off lol

Ohhhhh that's guna hurt!!!

Just a bit! I do love my job though I get to wear what I want have pink hair and listen to my music all day . Nothing beats being the office weirdo

Good evening Ms. Vara

I know that feeling lol

Evening Dan xx

Beuno estente

Without Google I'd of thought you were flirting in Italian then hahaha

Can you remember the BBC2 comedy the Fast Show? It's from the foreign tv show sketch...showing my age maybe lol

No just Googled it I was 9 to 11 when it was on. "

They have a lot of the sketches on YouTube.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening Fruits - evening all! I guess i'm chatting/flirting/watching telly... yup i'm multi-tasking!

But do you have a firm grip on your cock to stop it falling off when your brain over loads?!?!

Young lady - over my knee now!!!

ooooh do you offer that service? x

Seems to be popular these days... let me check my current product offering and I'll get back to you with a quote "

thankyou..just your favourite products and services xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all

whos the lucky one

xx

Wouldn't you like to no a gentleman never gives away his secrets "

wouldnt wish you to be indiscreet xx but do you 'give away' anything else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right night all got to behave now and go to bed. Should of been asleep hours ago xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lurking, perving, flirting

Evening all x

Dont forget to breathe....

With you, I'd bring a snorkel

Erm... Why?!

So I could breathe, of course

That's what ears are for "

With a snorkel in his mouth, I'm not sure what he's planning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right night all got to behave now and go to bed. Should of been asleep hours ago xx"

Nighty night filthy dreams x x Thanks

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all

whos the lucky one

xx

Wouldn't you like to no a gentleman never gives away his secrets

wouldnt wish you to be indiscreet xx but do you 'give away' anything else? "

Anything is possible to the right mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all

whos the lucky one

xx

Wouldn't you like to no a gentleman never gives away his secrets

wouldnt wish you to be indiscreet xx but do you 'give away' anything else? "

Its white and sticky....

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Evening all. Perving in Scotland this week

Seen any haggis?!

No but I have seen someone drinking irn-bru lol

Haggis & irn bru are standard items in my house

Scottish by any chance? Lol

Sadly only half My freezer is well stocked after a trip over the border at the weekend

Very nice. I'm going to spend my evenings drinking Gin and whisky lol not together of course

I highly recommend Juniper Green but you can keep the whiskey!! Yak!

Gin man at heart"

Have you tried Tesco's new flavoured tonics?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Right night all got to behave now and go to bed. Should of been asleep hours ago xx"

Good night x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right night all got to behave now and go to bed. Should of been asleep hours ago xx"

Filthy dreams.x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all

whos the lucky one

xx

Wouldn't you like to no a gentleman never gives away his secrets

wouldnt wish you to be indiscreet xx but do you 'give away' anything else?

Its white and sticky.... "

Smart arse

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all

whos the lucky one

xx

Wouldn't you like to no a gentleman never gives away his secrets

wouldnt wish you to be indiscreet xx but do you 'give away' anything else?

Its white and sticky....

Smart arse "

it would be smarting if she bends over PB's knee

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Flerting with huge intent id say would be the best summary

Hi to all

whos the lucky one

xx

Wouldn't you like to no a gentleman never gives away his secrets

wouldnt wish you to be indiscreet xx but do you 'give away' anything else?

Its white and sticky....

Smart arse

it would be smarting if she bends over PB's knee "

Go pb i say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found the black beards treasure chest of women to be a little pervert on

Loving you all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've found the black beards treasure chest of women to be a little pervert on

Loving you all "

IV not met Blackbeard....

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I've found the black beards treasure chest of women to be a little pervert on

Loving you all "

love you too, welcome to team nocturnal

you have a way with words my friend..made me chuckle x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I've found the black beards treasure chest of women to be a little pervert on

Loving you all

IV not met Blackbeard.... "

do you wanna?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've found the black beards treasure chest of women to be a little pervert on

Loving you all

IV not met Blackbeard....

do you wanna? "

Not overly keen on facial hair, not bushy beards anyway!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found the black beards treasure chest of women to be a little pervert on

Loving you all

IV not met Blackbeard.... "

Veet got a hold of him and now he's beautifully shaven (a bit cold though)

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Good evening LPP xxx"

Evening Voddy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found the black beards treasure chest of women to be a little pervert on

Loving you all

IV not met Blackbeard....

Veet got a hold of him and now he's beautifully shaven (a bit cold though) "

I'm always well shaven. Nature of the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found the black beards treasure chest of women to be a little pervert on

Loving you all

love you too, welcome to team nocturnal

you have a way with words my friend..made me chuckle x"

From woody I see !! My favourite place on earth. The anchor is my favourite pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just feeling naughty so had a quick clean and thinking I may get the toys out cam maybe ??

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Evening all... I'm pervin, flirtin and lurkin tonight as I've been signed off work for 2 weeks to let my sprained knee rest so the swelling can go down, so I've go no time limit tonight

Good evening Ms. Pocket "

Good evening DP xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I've found the black beards treasure chest of women to be a little pervert on

Loving you all

love you too, welcome to team nocturnal

you have a way with words my friend..made me chuckle x

From woody I see !! My favourite place on earth. The anchor is my favourite pub "

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

rendered speechless....... enjoy the silence..it doesnt happen often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night all - Unfortunately I can no longer multi-task today. I think my head is about to explode...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all... I'm pervin, flirtin and lurkin tonight as I've been signed off work for 2 weeks to let my sprained knee rest so the swelling can go down, so I've go no time limit tonight

Good evening Ms. Pocket

Good evening DP xx"

Hope you're resting well x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Night all - Unfortunately I can no longer multi-task tNighty oday. I think my head is about to explode...

"

Nighty night dude filthy dreams

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Night all - Unfortunately I can no longer multi-task today. I think my head is about to explode...

"

night night MrPB xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rendered speechless....... enjoy the silence..it doesnt happen often "

Oh no, why is that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving in sunshine elsewhere on planet earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom I'm back x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Off to try and sleep probably back in a bit but night for now

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"rendered speechless....... enjoy the silence..it doesnt happen often

Oh no, why is that ? "

why im not silent often or why im rendered speechless?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Off to try and sleep probably back in a bit but night for now "

night night honey xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Boom I'm back x"

aarrgghh you got me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rendered speechless....... enjoy the silence..it doesnt happen often

Oh no, why is that ?

why im not silent often or why im rendered speechless? "

Why are you speechless ? From what I said ?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"rendered speechless....... enjoy the silence..it doesnt happen often

Oh no, why is that ?

why im not silent often or why im rendered speechless?

Why are you speechless ? From what I said ? "

honestly i dont know...i think its your 'presence'..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night all - Unfortunately I can no longer multi-task today. I think my head is about to explode...

"

Tight grip!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rendered speechless....... enjoy the silence..it doesnt happen often

Oh no, why is that ?

why im not silent often or why im rendered speechless?

Why are you speechless ? From what I said ?

honestly i dont know...i think its your 'presence'.. "

Careful its a Jedi Mind Trick !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"rendered speechless....... enjoy the silence..it doesnt happen often "

Erm, yeah,

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Hi......all you can't sleepies !!

Just finished work....so clocking on here for a while to see what ye alternative politicians have to say about the world we live in !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boom I'm back x

aarrgghh you got me "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So much for me snoring! Need ear plugs! The cat and mini me are snoring, the 6 week old kitten is crying to play, the week old kitten is purring away, Shhhh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rendered speechless....... enjoy the silence..it doesnt happen often

Oh no, why is that ?

why im not silent often or why im rendered speechless?

Why are you speechless ? From what I said ?

honestly i dont know...i think its your 'presence'..

Careful its a Jedi Mind Trick !!! "

'Its a trap!!' Surprised with my incredible knowledge of established British watering holes ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi......all you can't sleepies !!

Just finished work....so clocking on here for a while to see what ye alternative politicians have to say about the world we live in !!"

Good evening, cake is discussed more oft than politics

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

I've been catching up with my mail on here and now I'm jealous about the foster kitten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi......all you can't sleepies !!

Just finished work....so clocking on here for a while to see what ye alternative politicians have to say about the world we live in !!

Good evening, cake is discussed more oft than politics "

OOOh I love baking made a wedding cake for my sister boyfriends brothers wedding two weeks ago

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi......all you can't sleepies !!

Just finished work....so clocking on here for a while to see what ye alternative politicians have to say about the world we live in !!"

politicians make me thankful i am not like them, they reenact the part of the human spectrum i am never likely to play in, a great reminder of who not to be..so they are my teacher in that sense, other than that i create the world, it doesnt create me, unless i allow it too...thats my philosophy

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

When Marie Antoinette was told the peasants are hungry ..they have no bread !!

She said.....why don't they eat cake !!

So i suppose cake is good ...

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