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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hear a lot of girls/women complaining about cock photos but l think the problem isn't the cocks its the lack of basic photography skills. Some people have no sense of aesthetics or art....

Maybe not everyone as a good looking dick and yeh, if seen some pretty minging members (!) in clubs. but its not that hard guys.. here are some tips.

1 NO FLASH! this is a big deal, flash brings out blue veins and bad skin, no one wants to suck a raw Cumberland.

2- ANGLE - don't do it head on. this makes no sense! A cock pic is, at the very least, an indicator of size and a girl likes to see if something fits before trying it on!

3-ZOOM- no macro! (unless you are pierced and want to draw attention to that)

4- IN ACTION- if you are doing an action shot (in mouth, etc) refer to step one and also try to keep still.

5- ITS NOT A TRADE. If you send a cock pic there is no currency in it, don't expect a photo back.

6- ART - think artistically, you don't need to show the actual cock to show its size, l bulge in pants is enough, silhouette and shadow are your friends

No need to thank me

Peace and gravy

Freddy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not just how good or bad the photography of it is.

It's generally the sheer volume of them, one or two amongst a good selection of other shots......fine.

49 out of 50 pic's in a gallery showing the same cock from 49 bad angles.........horrific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a few good cock pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not just how good or bad the photography of it is.

It's generally the sheer volume of them, one or two amongst a good selection of other shots......fine.

49 out of 50 pic's in a gallery showing the same cock from 49 bad angles.........horrific"

YOU AGAIN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just how good or bad the photography of it is.

It's generally the sheer volume of them, one or two amongst a good selection of other shots......fine.

49 out of 50 pic's in a gallery showing the same cock from 49 bad angles.........horrific

YOU AGAIN! "

Yes, me again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a forumite on here who has some brilliant cock photos, and some brilliant toe socks.

His name begins with H...

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"There's a forumite on here who has some brilliant cock photos, and some brilliant toe socks.

His name begins with H... "

Ha! He sounds like my kinda guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just how good or bad the photography of it is.

It's generally the sheer volume of them, one or two amongst a good selection of other shots......fine.

49 out of 50 pic's in a gallery showing the same cock from 49 bad angles.........horrific"

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"I hear a lot of girls/women complaining about cock photos but l think the problem isn't the cocks its the lack of basic photography skills. Some people have no sense of aesthetics or art....

Maybe not everyone as a good looking dick and yeh, if seen some pretty minging members (!) in clubs. but its not that hard guys.. here are some tips.

1 NO FLASH! this is a big deal, flash brings out blue veins and bad skin, no one wants to suck a raw Cumberland.

2- ANGLE - don't do it head on. this makes no sense! A cock pic is, at the very least, an indicator of size and a girl likes to see if something fits before trying it on!

3-ZOOM- no macro! (unless you are pierced and want to draw attention to that)

4- IN ACTION- if you are doing an action shot (in mouth, etc) refer to step one and also try to keep still.

5- ITS NOT A TRADE. If you send a cock pic there is no currency in it, don't expect a photo back.

6- ART - think artistically, you don't need to show the actual cock to show its size, l bulge in pants is enough, silhouette and shadow are your friends

No need to thank me

Peace and gravy

Freddy x"

No.

I know what a penis looks like. I don't need to see someone's sexual organs as an introduction. I'm ll about the face.

I do hope these men don't go to their local pubs with bags on their heads and their meat and 2 veg hanging out.

You wouldn't do it in reality, so don't do it online!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep my willy pictures to a bare minimum as I know some like them and some dont.

I always try to keep my pics fresh and fun .

Some good advice op thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't like "50" or more pic's of cock, ok I agree ??

but what about girls,

100 pic's of legs in the bath...or very close pic's of pussy

That can be boring...

Working on both ways...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably have too many cock pics on my profile, but I do try to make them decent shots.

And I find it kind of ironic people going on about wanting face rather than cock pics, yet don't have face pics of their own. The same argument could be made about tit, cleavage and fanny shots.

So have a think about what you post on your own profile before you criticise guys with their cocks out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Look Freddy....

Rather than post this here, excellent as it is, could you please post it to EVERY male.

Some of the pics I get make me heave and i've got one tough stomach.

You are right. It's not the cock it's the photographer.

Having said that... some are ugly buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't like "50" or more pic's of cock, ok I agree ??

but what about girls,

100 pic's of legs in the bath...or very close pic's of pussy

That can be boring...

Working on both ways... "

yeah, legs in bath.. sigh. of she bathes. nice one.wonder if it's radox..or perhaps supermarket own brand.. I know I'll message her and ask.."

hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit, I knew I should have done a photography degree and not engineering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a forumite on here who has some brilliant cock photos, and some brilliant toe socks.

His name begins with H... "

Toe socks freak me out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing I've come to realise is I don't mine cocks on show when there's more than just the cock.

Close ups are what doesn't do it for me x

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