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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was curious about the place up town with the red canopy above the door any guys on here tried it out if so would you recommend or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was curious about the place up town with the red canopy above the door any guys on here tried it out if so would you recommend or not"

Is it the petrol station?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was curious about the place up town with the red canopy above the door any guys on here tried it out if so would you recommend or not

Is it the petrol station? "

Nope not the petrol station i think that has a green canopy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, one of my Fab friends is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Who is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah, one of my Fab friends is."

Who is the fab friend let me know and maybe i could pay her a visit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr Who is "

Nice profile tease who is mr who is he a doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, one of my Fab friends is.

Who is the fab friend let me know and maybe i could pay her a visit"

I don't think you're my friend's type...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Who is "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr Who is

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Fair enough plenty more fish in the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here.

I know not of the place you speak.

If it's in Coalville it's bound to be a shit hole though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here.

I know not of the place you speak.

If it's in Coalville it's bound to be a shit hole though."

Yeah thats what i would think but looking to see if anyone on here has used the place before i part with the readies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here.

I know not of the place you speak.

If it's in Coalville it's bound to be a shit hole though.

Yeah thats what i would think but looking to see if anyone on here has used the place before i part with the readies"

Do you men Fiona's above the tattooists?

The girls used to keep their milk in the tattooists fridge and quite often just waltzed into the studio butt naked while I was having work done.

I'd probably avoid at all costs mate, you'll end up with leprosy!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm here.

I know not of the place you speak.

If it's in Coalville it's bound to be a shit hole though.

Yeah thats what i would think but looking to see if anyone on here has used the place before i part with the readies

Do you men Fiona's above the tattooists?

The girls used to keep their milk in the tattooists fridge and quite often just waltzed into the studio butt naked while I was having work done.

I'd probably avoid at all costs mate, you'll end up with leprosy! "

But there'd be milk for the tea and coffee.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'm here.

I know not of the place you speak.

If it's in Coalville it's bound to be a shit hole though.

Yeah thats what i would think but looking to see if anyone on here has used the place before i part with the readies

Do you men Fiona's above the tattooists?

The girls used to keep their milk in the tattooists fridge and quite often just waltzed into the studio butt naked while I was having work done.

I'd probably avoid at all costs mate, you'll end up with leprosy! "

At Fiona's or the tattooists?

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If there is biscuits to go with the tea then im all in

yeah it is fionas i was looking at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here.

I know not of the place you speak.

If it's in Coalville it's bound to be a shit hole though.

Yeah thats what i would think but looking to see if anyone on here has used the place before i part with the readies

Do you men Fiona's above the tattooists?

The girls used to keep their milk in the tattooists fridge and quite often just waltzed into the studio butt naked while I was having work done.

I'd probably avoid at all costs mate, you'll end up with leprosy!

At Fiona's or the tattooists?

A

"

At Fiona's.

The tattooist used to be great but it's changed hands recently and I don't know the new guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there is biscuits to go with the tea then im all in

yeah it is fionas i was looking at"

Mate, I try to avoid drinking the water round Coalville, visiting the local 'massage' parlour is a huge no no for me...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'm here.

I know not of the place you speak.

If it's in Coalville it's bound to be a shit hole though.

Yeah thats what i would think but looking to see if anyone on here has used the place before i part with the readies

Do you men Fiona's above the tattooists?

The girls used to keep their milk in the tattooists fridge and quite often just waltzed into the studio butt naked while I was having work done.

I'd probably avoid at all costs mate, you'll end up with leprosy!

At Fiona's or the tattooists?

A

At Fiona's.

The tattooist used to be great but it's changed hands recently and I don't know the new guy."

Was the changing of hands due to the leprosy?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here.

I know not of the place you speak.

If it's in Coalville it's bound to be a shit hole though.

Yeah thats what i would think but looking to see if anyone on here has used the place before i part with the readies

Do you men Fiona's above the tattooists?

The girls used to keep their milk in the tattooists fridge and quite often just waltzed into the studio butt naked while I was having work done.

I'd probably avoid at all costs mate, you'll end up with leprosy!

At Fiona's or the tattooists?

A

At Fiona's.

The tattooist used to be great but it's changed hands recently and I don't know the new guy.

Was the changing of hands due to the leprosy?

A"

Knowing the tattooist - probably!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I see you used the term massage loosely which is just about right

And luckily i wasnt born in coalville so no extra fingers and i play drums not the banjo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see you used the term massage loosely which is just about right

And luckily i wasnt born in coalville so no extra fingers and i play drums not the banjo"

I wasn't born in Coalville either and live far enough outside of the town (just) to not consider myself a resident of the town.

The Urban Dictionary entry for Coalville still makes me laugh:

Coalville...

A small town in Leicestershire, England, notable for it's high levels of retardation due to incest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Urban dictionary have it spot on ive lived all over this land and yet to find a more fucked up place but i always thought if you surrounded yourself with idiots you would look smarter thats why im here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Urban dictionary have it spot on ive lived all over this land and yet to find a more fucked up place but i always thought if you surrounded yourself with idiots you would look smarter thats why im here"

I like the fact that by driving through the town centre I can effectively double the IQ of the entire town!....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Urban dictionary have it spot on ive lived all over this land and yet to find a more fucked up place but i always thought if you surrounded yourself with idiots you would look smarter thats why im here

I like the fact that by driving through the town centre I can effectively double the IQ of the entire town!.... "

That is a very good feeling if we both pass through the same time it would double the IQ of the town since time began

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone must have visited this place at some point as apparently its been going nearly thirty years

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Someone must have visited this place at some point as apparently its been going nearly thirty years "

Did you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone must have visited this place at some point as apparently its been going nearly thirty years

Did you?

"

not yet but it is something i have always wanted to try maybe not this one though as i do get what mrwho says about coalville

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Someone must have visited this place at some point as apparently its been going nearly thirty years "

Perhaps none survived to tell the tale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they have mince pies?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I have.... I asked for anal.. she said that'd be £90...I said that's a bit too much for me to pay....tight arse.. she replied...I said in that case...go on then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone must have visited this place at some point as apparently its been going nearly thirty years "

I know someone who has. Someone who I know through my work.

I didn't ask for details....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they have mince pies? "

Not just me that saw that on the telly last night funny thing is i wouldnt of touched any of those girls for free

Which is why i would like to get reviews from people who have visited fyonas

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Do they have mince pies? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mince pies only at special request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they have mince pies?

Not just me that saw that on the telly last night funny thing is i wouldnt of touched any of those girls for free

Which is why i would like to get reviews from people who have visited fyonas"

You don't need a review. What you need to consider is this...

Coalville + brothel= bad idea...

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