FabSwingers.com forum: Woman V Fleshlight

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What can a woman do that a fleshlight can't ?

I'm serious but i'll say make the tea just to save the first piss taker the bother ...

So C'mon ..... why not just have sex with a fleshlight ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moan

Good and bad, lol.

Mine's a strong Yorkshire Tea, in a mug , please.

No biscuits.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Moan

Good and bad, lol.

Mine's a strong Yorkshire Tea, in a mug , please.

No biscuits. "

So If I invent a fleshlight that goes ... oooo baby baby .. right there big boy. That'd replace a woman ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely a woman would be in the physical, which makes everything better...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there fleshlights that don't need the man to use any energy moving it up and down?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Surely a woman would be in the physical, which makes everything better...? "

Fleshlights are hardly ethereal.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Are there fleshlights that don't need the man to use any energy moving it up and down?"

We need to look into this

There are fucking machines tho .

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

and dildo's n wands.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"What can a woman do that a fleshlight can't ?

I'm serious but i'll say make the tea just to save the first piss taker the bother ...

So C'mon ..... why not just have sex with a fleshlight ?

Lots of things.

I know a guy who offered me a go on the grounds that it was 'just like a woman'.

I think not!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I got it !

A fleshlight can't fondle your balls.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there fleshlights that don't need the man to use any energy moving it up and down?

We need to look into this

There are fucking machines tho ."

Pussy ones? Can they say omg! You're so big!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know! Fleshlights don't squirt or gush,therefore letting a man know what an amazing sexual beast the man is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there fleshlights that don't need the man to use any energy moving it up and down?"

A woman is hands free. They don't have to wank or do anything. Just lie there and cum.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I got it !

A fleshlight can't fondle your balls.!"

Can't kiss either...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got it !

A fleshlight can't fondle your balls.!

Can't kiss either... "

Or finger your arse

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Are there fleshlights that don't need the man to use any energy moving it up and down?

We need to look into this

There are fucking machines tho ."

A fleshlight fucking machine granny, you're onto something here! Let's get the technical boy's onto this pronto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there fleshlights that don't need the man to use any energy moving it up and down?

We need to look into this

There are fucking machines tho .

A fleshlight fucking machine granny, you're onto something here! Let's get the technical boy's onto this pronto!

we'll take it on dragons den

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I got it !

A fleshlight can't fondle your balls.!

Can't kiss either...

Or finger your arse

Or that! Haha!!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Are there fleshlights that don't need the man to use any energy moving it up and down?

We need to look into this

There are fucking machines tho .

A fleshlight fucking machine granny, you're onto something here! Let's get the technical boy's onto this pronto!

With a point of _iew video playing through ggogle glass at the same time. The job's sorted, they can choose who the woman was they wanted to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breath, sigh, kiss, cuddle,touch, massage,Converse, laugh, etc etc...

I had a try once, couldn't get on with the poxy thing, stopped halfway and though " what on earth am I doing", bye bye fleshlight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never used one.

But you can't make it laugh, talk to it, ask it to slide a finger in your ass to push you over the edge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fleshlight can't cuddle you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never used one.

But you can't make it laugh, talk to it, ask it to slide a finger in your ass to push you over the edge."

Use your other hand lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

i would probably be laughing so much at the prospect of using such a device that ones ardour would be well and truly not that..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I asked this for a reason

Im off out now and poss not back till 6 ish 7 ish 9 ish ... who knows.

What ever time. I'm looking this thread up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never used one.

But you can't make it laugh, talk to it, ask it to slide a finger in your ass to push you over the edge.

Use your other hand lol"

Na it's better if someone else does it.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fart?

Actually I bet it can do that.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Fart?

Actually I bet it can do that.

Especially when full.

Or has been subject to a bukkake session......

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Fart?

Actually I bet it can do that.

Especially when full.

Or has been subject to a bukkake session......

I can't believe you said that! Grotty!

Sharing a freshlight with a group has to be a new low between the boys right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like eye gazing, kissing....being kissed back..69ing....reading reactions to my fumbling around....the warmth....and all that jazz.

A fleshlight has its benefits...but a real woman who is totally into you...and you into her... that's beyond compare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a guy vs vibrator I'd have thought!

Love roger rabbit and porn occasionally - but definitely no substitute for a real pair of strong arms wrapped around you, a real set of warm, soft lips on yours, and a real hard, throbbing cock inside you making you shout out with pleasure!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

React

Encourage

Eye Contact

Cuddle after

Invent a toy that does these things I'd no longer want a partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got it !

A fleshlight can't fondle your balls.!

Can't kiss either...

Or finger your arse

They do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What biscuits you got before I reply with a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flashlight can't make the bed, pay the bills, or give you cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there fleshlights that don't need the man to use any energy moving it up and down?

A woman is hands free. They don't have to wank or do anything. Just lie there and cum. "

I've never come across a woman that has done all the work... Its usually the ladies that lay back and take it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a flashlight smartphone

Small screen on top browse, send emails, log into fab while you are fucking it

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

"What about a flashlight smartphone

Small screen on top browse, send emails, log into fab while you are fucking it

Or watch pov porn so you can pretend you're fucking someone?

I think you're on to something there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of the guy who ordered a blow up doll as it was meant to be realistic. The parcel was sent but there was some damge to the packaging and postman found out what it was so openend it up and gave it one. A few days after receiving his blow up doll the man was asked by the company about his experience . He said it's definitely realistic I got a dose off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get me one of these Fleshlights because I can already make my own damn sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they not abit sad though? Fucking abit of plastic I know women have vibrators etc but for a guy come on what wrong with the good ol fashioned five finger shuffle? Wham bam done don't make wanking intimate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self pleasure isn't intimate.

Why not spend a tenner on a Tenga to make masturbating better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can stick googly eyes on a fleshlight to make it look more realistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone invented a fleshlight with a pull string that resulted in dirty talk I'd buy it. Heck I'm even contemplating tying it to the bed and spanking it, but I'm not sure I'm ready to be seen in public with it yet,which I know is self centred and inconsiderate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" If someone invented a fleshlight with a pull string that resulted in dirty talk I'd buy it. Heck I'm even contemplating tying it to the bed and spanking it, but I'm not sure I'm ready to be seen in public with it yet,which I know is self centred and inconsiderate. "

You can put a porno on and listen to the woman pretending to enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can put a porno on and listen to the woman pretending to enjoy it"

heck we all know the truth....we're all here to fulfill our own needs not others.Despite the promises to drive women insane with the best oral ever, I'm not here to nosh them like a dog eating a bag of hot chips...I'm here for selfish selfish indulgence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got it !

A fleshlight can't fondle your balls.!

Can't kiss either...

Or finger your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do a case for the iPad where it fastens to the back

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I've never used a fleshlight, does it have an actual light or is that a misnomer?

Like for under the blankies in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never used a fleshlight, does it have an actual light or is that a misnomer?

Like for under the blankies in the dark."
If it had a light it would be kinda creepy ..like getting a hand job off ET ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I've never used a fleshlight, does it have an actual light or is that a misnomer?

Like for under the blankies in the dark. If it had a light it would be kinda creepy ..like getting a hand job off ET ? "

*faps*

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I like eye gazing, kissing....being kissed back..69ing....reading reactions to my fumbling around....the warmth....and all that jazz.

A fleshlight has its benefits...but a real woman who is totally into you...and you into her... that's beyond compare.

aww thats nice x

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over a year ago

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

flashlight, they don't come with a preorder for wedding invitations, a family photo with a stick on option for the male's head and drama

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

fleshlight

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By *rbusyhandsMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What can a woman do that a fleshlight can't ?

Clean itself after, fleshlights are a pain to clean...then you need to powder it or it gets sticky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to get me one of these Fleshlights because I can already make my own damn sandwiches."

You can have mine mate, I've rinsed it out, let me know where to sent the bloody thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kiss

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"kiss "

Yes this. And a flashlight can't spoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem...anyone been watching the show 'Humans'?

The two could be combined.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ahem...anyone been watching the show 'Humans'?

The two could be combined.

I'm sorry natureboy79, I don't understand the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahem...anyone been watching the show 'Humans'?

The two could be combined.

I'm sorry natureboy79, I don't understand the question

The show Humans is about synthetic humans (very lifelike robots) and how they integrate into our society.

People do have sex with them, both female and male so they probably would have a fleshlight like insert.

Maybe if you have'nt seen the show none of that makes sense

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