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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am currently on a long long car journey. What can I do to pass the time.

Talking 4+ hours

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I guess it depends if you're the one doing the driving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nope I am passenger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know?

I listen to some good tunes and have a pit stop. Just don't fall asleep at the wheel!

" tiredness can kill"

Safe journey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope I am passenger! "

Spend your time on here! Time flies!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Sleep , it's the quickest way to travel , failing that a good old perv on here should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a danger wank!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup have a perv here and then see if you can spot some fabbers that are out on the road with you. Try the who's close to you on the mobile

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

caravan spotting yay..

you lucky, lucky man..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill have this same problem when i drive to cornwall friday night

And have the flu grrrr not looking forward to 6 plus hours of driving.

Have a safe journey and have fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Perv on here is good but I keep getting hard and even more horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car reg game. Make up phrases from the letters.

Failing that, spot the Steady Eddie trucks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cone counting

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Nope I am passenger! "

In that case I can only advise the following:

A) don't snore so loud the driver can't hear their favourite cd.

B) don't shout "That's the turning we want!", suddenly, without warning, and only as you pass it.

C) don't keep turning up the heating and

D) don't eat all the luxury chocolate biscuits

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some very good games coming from you lot . If anyone else is bored feel free to perv my pics and message x

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Count the Eddie Stobart trucks. See if you can read the name off the front too

C...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So far no Eddie trucks. just about to join the a303

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Try your hand at being an Highway Man, shouting stand and deliver to cars as they pass by you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Keep saying, Are are there yet? Every driver appreciates this as they know that you the passenger is fully invested in the journey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I would be shot especially as it's the boss driving and I am with him all week lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello Stonehenge

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hello Stonehenge "

Play spot the Barrow then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Play what?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Play what? "

You're in Barrow country.

Your first job is to look up Barrows, then look out for them, read up on that Barrow and tell your boss about that Barrow. It might even make you want to get out and have a look.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Also:

E) when asked 'which way at the next roundabout?', don't say 'How should I know?", even though the atlas is open on your lap.

F) don't drink all the water.

G) when the warning light comes on, just as you get on the motorway, don't say 'funny, it did that last week too, but I just ignored it'

H) when relieving your boredom using your rabbit (may not apply to you OP), don't flail your legs around so wildly that you keep knocking the rear-view mirror.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Also:

E) when asked 'which way at the next roundabout?', don't say 'How should I know?", even though the atlas is open on your lap.

F) don't drink all the water.

G) when the warning light comes on, just as you get on the motorway, don't say 'funny, it did that last week too, but I just ignored it'

H) when relieving your boredom using your rabbit (may not apply to you OP), don't flail your legs around so wildly that you keep knocking the rear-view mirror.

"

That was you two my mate passed on the motorway then? Big thumbs up from him as it made his journey less boring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also:

E) when asked 'which way at the next roundabout?', don't say 'How should I know?", even though the atlas is open on your lap.

F) don't drink all the water.

G) when the warning light comes on, just as you get on the motorway, don't say 'funny, it did that last week too, but I just ignored it'

H) when relieving your boredom using your rabbit (may not apply to you OP), don't flail your legs around so wildly that you keep knocking the rear-view mirror.

"

Can I go on a car journey with you two??

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Get to know your boss. Not on a work level and not on too personal a level but ask questions and for his/her opinions on different subject. They may surprise you.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Also:

E) when asked 'which way at the next roundabout?', don't say 'How should I know?", even though the atlas is open on your lap.

F) don't drink all the water.

G) when the warning light comes on, just as you get on the motorway, don't say 'funny, it did that last week too, but I just ignored it'

H) when relieving your boredom using your rabbit (may not apply to you OP), don't flail your legs around so wildly that you keep knocking the rear-view mirror.

"

Are all my little foibles going to be exposed for all to see today?!

I know you're trying to distract me from sewing up my sundress. I'm worried my boobs will flop out in some Spanish church if I don't.

Mrs DDC

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Also:

E) when asked 'which way at the next roundabout?', don't say 'How should I know?", even though the atlas is open on your lap.

F) don't drink all the water.

G) when the warning light comes on, just as you get on the motorway, don't say 'funny, it did that last week too, but I just ignored it'

H) when relieving your boredom using your rabbit (may not apply to you OP), don't flail your legs around so wildly that you keep knocking the rear-view mirror.

Are all my little foibles going to be exposed for all to see today?!

I know you're trying to distract me from sewing up my sundress. I'm worried my boobs will flop out in some Spanish church if I don't.

Mrs DDC"

Can I just say that you two are hilarious!

In a really good way!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is brill time passing by nicely. Thanks everyone. Keep it coming.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Play I Spy!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

That was you two my mate passed on the motorway then? Big thumbs up from him as it made his journey less boring.

"

Moi? I couldn't possibly comment (more than my life's worth )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I spy big boobies x

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Can I go on a car journey with you two??"

Are you any good at map reading? Or do you just want to hold her legs steady?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Can I just say that you two are hilarious!

"

Ironically, that's what most people say when we ask to meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am easy lol I have sat nav on my phone so legs can be my job x

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Are all my little foibles going to be exposed for all to see today?!

I know you're trying to distract me from sewing up my sundress. I'm worried my boobs will flop out in some Spanish church if I don't.

Mrs DDC"

Oh-oh

Er, no, not all. There are only 26 letters in the alphabet!

(xx)

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Eye spy

Red car

Blue car

Red lorry

Blue lorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eye spy

Red car

Blue car

Red lorry

Blue lorry

"

Ha ha all I've seen is fab for 2 hours your profile is very distracting lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Food stop done now on to second half yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Only an hour to go. Can't come quick enough...... Said no one ever lol

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Only an hour to go. Can't come quick enough...... Said no one ever lol"

Are we there yet?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Only an hour to go. Can't come quick enough...... Said no one ever lol

Are we there yet?

"

I bet he didn't even bother to try and spot a Barrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am here safe and a view some would pay a lot of money for lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count the number of cows in the fields

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

play the pub game - take in turns as you pass apub to count legs - eg the lion - is 4 - the highwayman is 2 - one with the most legs at the end wins = worked with the kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you everyone I am now here safe

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"....and a view some would pay a lot of money for lol. "

Sorry about that, has Mrs ddc left her curtains open again?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Only an hour to go. Can't come quick enough...... Said no one ever lol

Are we there yet?

I bet he didn't even bother to try and spot a Barrow.

"

Pah!

Barrow, schmarrow.

Day after tomorrow: the 40,000 year old paintings of the cave of Altamira.

(Along with two bored teenagers saying "it doesn't even look like a bison", and the obligatory dad-joke of "how do you tell the difference between a buffalo and a bison?")

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Are you there yet?

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By *d871Man
over a year ago

nowhere

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"You can't wash your hands in a buffalo! "

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