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"As Dan's MIA SUUUUUUZZZZZZZYYYYYY Getting big for your boots now " It was this or miss out on what Suzy's got us for a summary | |||
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"Hmmmmmmmm. I have a strong suspicion that the previous thread was nobbled & forced in to a premature ending! " Shut it ya can't prove a thing | |||
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"As Dan's MIA SUUUUUUZZZZZZZYYYYYY" Work life interfering with my Fab life again | |||
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"Hmmmmmmmm. I have a strong suspicion that the previous thread was nobbled & forced in to a premature ending! Shut it ya can't prove a thing What us? " Never | |||
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"part 2 started with attention in the 'serial killer' corner, that will get them reading the summary...little did we know what was going to happen in this corner......hehe it ended up a harem, with tea not being served as they discussed various criminals and the tactile-ness of leather...i think...lol greatest excuse for missing part one came in the fact that "sorry I missed part one just I'm at work on a dinosaur hunt on Lego Jurassic park"..wow..just wow. this bought requests of lego for a castle.. men in hats are definitively trouble although they plead being good boys...the white hat/ black hat debate is raised..as a grey hat is on show i would suggest its a cunning plan.... and the question of does being present , mean anyone can get to unwrap you, is raised... and people try to tell others to keep potential genie talk to a minimum while sitting in corners with them..drinking virtual tea, .the boss brought up the fact that there is usually a eunuch in a harem...maybe "little sammy" will go into hiding now...hehehe some are crying out for a virgin, but realize that is totally useless around these parts...the echo of their call.....dies into the vast virgin barren landscape... ....then a dog called Sammy is called in as the eunuch..and as i wrote the above, before that happened..i just love the ironic synchronicity, of the flow.....hehehe as Dan wishes to see how i summarize the 20ft high, majesty, unconventional henchmen, conversation.... i shall just say, that the 20ft 3" inch woman clamoring for polite conversation, from the corner, was a classic, Boadicea moment, but the whole gimp mask, tea wielding, leather fetish, cushion sitting, warrior woman, with trimming genie younger man thing, just did me in... plus, to be fair, i was distracted by mr Ace's hat collection and the promise of him being trouble and whether that was in line, with him keeping them on, or taking them off...with the song "you can keep your hat on" from the full Monty, running through my head...a race of giants could have inhabited the whole damn room and i wouldn't have noticed however, channel four grand designs, do want to make a program about the perfect virgin free Lego corner plot castle, but i said i was going to ring Oprah for a full blown makeover edition, Bedouin, leather fetish, sacrificial virgin, nativity style, jail cell stable tent , with a donkey and some good shepherds keeping watching silently over some lambs however the "pimp my ride" team, not to be confused with those at "gimp my ride" cut in to make an offer...(see what i did there) they are hoping it can be animated by disney into a lego BFG meets gimp mask wearing Iron man, whos really a princess, who visits the rowntrees baby jesus, for a eunuch and virgin trimming competition, ...lolol ,we are in negotiations... i offered a hat party, as hats are offered for kingdoms or kingdoms for hats..quite honestly i just want a nice cup of tea and something nice to eat..but not tuna, like dan has....whatever possessed him to buy tuna again if he doesn't like it, is beyond me...tesco do, do pick and click..but the clicking, is down to freewill dan xx and as you dont trust numptys to go get you a yorkie bar from the garage...why do you trust tesco for picking out your lunch?..maybe i missed something x the holler goes up to see if castles have been erected, from the lego earlier, but no one cares they all want to see what i did with the random bollocks that happened earlier..i hope you like...im having a cup of tea and waiting for part 3...." Was there no serial killers? | |||
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"Hmmmmmmmm. I have a strong suspicion that the previous thread was nobbled & forced in to a premature ending! " I think you're right, I only nipped out for a bit | |||
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"part 2 started with attention in the 'serial killer' corner, that will get them reading the summary...little did we know what was going to happen in this corner......hehe it ended up a harem, with tea not being served as they discussed various criminals and the tactile-ness of leather...i think...lol greatest excuse for missing part one came in the fact that "sorry I missed part one just I'm at work on a dinosaur hunt on Lego Jurassic park"..wow..just wow. this bought requests of lego for a castle.. men in hats are definitively trouble although they plead being good boys...the white hat/ black hat debate is raised..as a grey hat is on show i would suggest its a cunning plan.... and the question of does being present , mean anyone can get to unwrap you, is raised... and people try to tell others to keep potential genie talk to a minimum while sitting in corners with them..drinking virtual tea, .the boss brought up the fact that there is usually a eunuch in a harem...maybe "little sammy" will go into hiding now...hehehe some are crying out for a virgin, but realize that is totally useless around these parts...the echo of their call.....dies into the vast virgin barren landscape... ....then a dog called Sammy is called in as the eunuch..and as i wrote the above, before that happened..i just love the ironic synchronicity, of the flow.....hehehe as Dan wishes to see how i summarize the 20ft high, majesty, unconventional henchmen, conversation.... i shall just say, that the 20ft 3" inch woman clamoring for polite conversation, from the corner, was a classic, Boadicea moment, but the whole gimp mask, tea wielding, leather fetish, cushion sitting, warrior woman, with trimming genie younger man thing, just did me in... plus, to be fair, i was distracted by mr Ace's hat collection and the promise of him being trouble and whether that was in line, with him keeping them on, or taking them off...with the song "you can keep your hat on" from the full Monty, running through my head...a race of giants could have inhabited the whole damn room and i wouldn't have noticed however, channel four grand designs, do want to make a program about the perfect virgin free Lego corner plot castle, but i said i was going to ring Oprah for a full blown makeover edition, Bedouin, leather fetish, sacrificial virgin, nativity style, jail cell stable tent , with a donkey and some good shepherds keeping watching silently over some lambs however the "pimp my ride" team, not to be confused with those at "gimp my ride" cut in to make an offer...(see what i did there) they are hoping it can be animated by disney into a lego BFG meets gimp mask wearing Iron man, whos really a princess, who visits the rowntrees baby jesus, for a eunuch and virgin trimming competition, ...lolol ,we are in negotiations... i offered a hat party, as hats are offered for kingdoms or kingdoms for hats..quite honestly i just want a nice cup of tea and something nice to eat..but not tuna, like dan has....whatever possessed him to buy tuna again if he doesn't like it, is beyond me...tesco do, do pick and click..but the clicking, is down to freewill dan xx and as you dont trust numptys to go get you a yorkie bar from the garage...why do you trust tesco for picking out your lunch?..maybe i missed something x the holler goes up to see if castles have been erected, from the lego earlier, but no one cares they all want to see what i did with the random bollocks that happened earlier..i hope you like...im having a cup of tea and waiting for part 3.... Was there no serial killers? " We were all huddled in a corner but weirdly forgot to kill anyone | |||
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"part 2 started with attention in the 'serial killer' corner, that will get them reading the summary...little did we know what was going to happen in this corner......hehe it ended up a harem, with tea not being served as they discussed various criminals and the tactile-ness of leather...i think...lol greatest excuse for missing part one came in the fact that "sorry I missed part one just I'm at work on a dinosaur hunt on Lego Jurassic park"..wow..just wow. this bought requests of lego for a castle.. men in hats are definitively trouble although they plead being good boys...the white hat/ black hat debate is raised..as a grey hat is on show i would suggest its a cunning plan.... and the question of does being present , mean anyone can get to unwrap you, is raised... and people try to tell others to keep potential genie talk to a minimum while sitting in corners with them..drinking virtual tea, .the boss brought up the fact that there is usually a eunuch in a harem...maybe "little sammy" will go into hiding now...hehehe some are crying out for a virgin, but realize that is totally useless around these parts...the echo of their call.....dies into the vast virgin barren landscape... ....then a dog called Sammy is called in as the eunuch..and as i wrote the above, before that happened..i just love the ironic synchronicity, of the flow.....hehehe as Dan wishes to see how i summarize the 20ft high, majesty, unconventional henchmen, conversation.... i shall just say, that the 20ft 3" inch woman clamoring for polite conversation, from the corner, was a classic, Boadicea moment, but the whole gimp mask, tea wielding, leather fetish, cushion sitting, warrior woman, with trimming genie younger man thing, just did me in... plus, to be fair, i was distracted by mr Ace's hat collection and the promise of him being trouble and whether that was in line, with him keeping them on, or taking them off...with the song "you can keep your hat on" from the full Monty, running through my head...a race of giants could have inhabited the whole damn room and i wouldn't have noticed however, channel four grand designs, do want to make a program about the perfect virgin free Lego corner plot castle, but i said i was going to ring Oprah for a full blown makeover edition, Bedouin, leather fetish, sacrificial virgin, nativity style, jail cell stable tent , with a donkey and some good shepherds keeping watching silently over some lambs however the "pimp my ride" team, not to be confused with those at "gimp my ride" cut in to make an offer...(see what i did there) they are hoping it can be animated by disney into a lego BFG meets gimp mask wearing Iron man, whos really a princess, who visits the rowntrees baby jesus, for a eunuch and virgin trimming competition, ...lolol ,we are in negotiations... i offered a hat party, as hats are offered for kingdoms or kingdoms for hats..quite honestly i just want a nice cup of tea and something nice to eat..but not tuna, like dan has....whatever possessed him to buy tuna again if he doesn't like it, is beyond me...tesco do, do pick and click..but the clicking, is down to freewill dan xx and as you dont trust numptys to go get you a yorkie bar from the garage...why do you trust tesco for picking out your lunch?..maybe i missed something x the holler goes up to see if castles have been erected, from the lego earlier, but no one cares they all want to see what i did with the random bollocks that happened earlier..i hope you like...im having a cup of tea and waiting for part 3.... Was there no serial killers? " "it ended up a harem, with tea not being served as they discussed various criminals and the tactile-ness of leather.." | |||
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"part 2 started with attention in the 'serial killer' corner, that will get them reading the summary...little did we know what was going to happen in this corner......hehe it ended up a harem, with tea not being served as they discussed various criminals and the tactile-ness of leather...i think...lol greatest excuse for missing part one came in the fact that "sorry I missed part one just I'm at work on a dinosaur hunt on Lego Jurassic park"..wow..just wow. this bought requests of lego for a castle.. men in hats are definitively trouble although they plead being good boys...the white hat/ black hat debate is raised..as a grey hat is on show i would suggest its a cunning plan.... and the question of does being present , mean anyone can get to unwrap you, is raised... and people try to tell others to keep potential genie talk to a minimum while sitting in corners with them..drinking virtual tea, .the boss brought up the fact that there is usually a eunuch in a harem...maybe "little sammy" will go into hiding now...hehehe some are crying out for a virgin, but realize that is totally useless around these parts...the echo of their call.....dies into the vast virgin barren landscape... ....then a dog called Sammy is called in as the eunuch..and as i wrote the above, before that happened..i just love the ironic synchronicity, of the flow.....hehehe as Dan wishes to see how i summarize the 20ft high, majesty, unconventional henchmen, conversation.... i shall just say, that the 20ft 3" inch woman clamoring for polite conversation, from the corner, was a classic, Boadicea moment, but the whole gimp mask, tea wielding, leather fetish, cushion sitting, warrior woman, with trimming genie younger man thing, just did me in... plus, to be fair, i was distracted by mr Ace's hat collection and the promise of him being trouble and whether that was in line, with him keeping them on, or taking them off...with the song "you can keep your hat on" from the full Monty, running through my head...a race of giants could have inhabited the whole damn room and i wouldn't have noticed however, channel four grand designs, do want to make a program about the perfect virgin free Lego corner plot castle, but i said i was going to ring Oprah for a full blown makeover edition, Bedouin, leather fetish, sacrificial virgin, nativity style, jail cell stable tent , with a donkey and some good shepherds keeping watching silently over some lambs however the "pimp my ride" team, not to be confused with those at "gimp my ride" cut in to make an offer...(see what i did there) they are hoping it can be animated by disney into a lego BFG meets gimp mask wearing Iron man, whos really a princess, who visits the rowntrees baby jesus, for a eunuch and virgin trimming competition, ...lolol ,we are in negotiations... i offered a hat party, as hats are offered for kingdoms or kingdoms for hats..quite honestly i just want a nice cup of tea and something nice to eat..but not tuna, like dan has....whatever possessed him to buy tuna again if he doesn't like it, is beyond me...tesco do, do pick and click..but the clicking, is down to freewill dan xx and as you dont trust numptys to go get you a yorkie bar from the garage...why do you trust tesco for picking out your lunch?..maybe i missed something x the holler goes up to see if castles have been erected, from the lego earlier, but no one cares they all want to see what i did with the random bollocks that happened earlier..i hope you like...im having a cup of tea and waiting for part 3.... Was there no serial killers? We were all huddled in a corner but weirdly forgot to kill anyone " Aw I only popped in because I thought serial killers had been mentioned. Damn. | |||
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"part 2 started with attention in the 'serial killer' corner, that will get them reading the summary...little did we know what was going to happen in this corner......hehe it ended up a harem, with tea not being served as they discussed various criminals and the tactile-ness of leather...i think...lol greatest excuse for missing part one came in the fact that "sorry I missed part one just I'm at work on a dinosaur hunt on Lego Jurassic park"..wow..just wow. this bought requests of lego for a castle.. men in hats are definitively trouble although they plead being good boys...the white hat/ black hat debate is raised..as a grey hat is on show i would suggest its a cunning plan.... and the question of does being present , mean anyone can get to unwrap you, is raised... and people try to tell others to keep potential genie talk to a minimum while sitting in corners with them..drinking virtual tea, .the boss brought up the fact that there is usually a eunuch in a harem...maybe "little sammy" will go into hiding now...hehehe some are crying out for a virgin, but realize that is totally useless around these parts...the echo of their call.....dies into the vast virgin barren landscape... ....then a dog called Sammy is called in as the eunuch..and as i wrote the above, before that happened..i just love the ironic synchronicity, of the flow.....hehehe as Dan wishes to see how i summarize the 20ft high, majesty, unconventional henchmen, conversation.... i shall just say, that the 20ft 3" inch woman clamoring for polite conversation, from the corner, was a classic, Boadicea moment, but the whole gimp mask, tea wielding, leather fetish, cushion sitting, warrior woman, with trimming genie younger man thing, just did me in... plus, to be fair, i was distracted by mr Ace's hat collection and the promise of him being trouble and whether that was in line, with him keeping them on, or taking them off...with the song "you can keep your hat on" from the full Monty, running through my head...a race of giants could have inhabited the whole damn room and i wouldn't have noticed however, channel four grand designs, do want to make a program about the perfect virgin free Lego corner plot castle, but i said i was going to ring Oprah for a full blown makeover edition, Bedouin, leather fetish, sacrificial virgin, nativity style, jail cell stable tent , with a donkey and some good shepherds keeping watching silently over some lambs however the "pimp my ride" team, not to be confused with those at "gimp my ride" cut in to make an offer...(see what i did there) they are hoping it can be animated by disney into a lego BFG meets gimp mask wearing Iron man, whos really a princess, who visits the rowntrees baby jesus, for a eunuch and virgin trimming competition, ...lolol ,we are in negotiations... i offered a hat party, as hats are offered for kingdoms or kingdoms for hats..quite honestly i just want a nice cup of tea and something nice to eat..but not tuna, like dan has....whatever possessed him to buy tuna again if he doesn't like it, is beyond me...tesco do, do pick and click..but the clicking, is down to freewill dan xx and as you dont trust numptys to go get you a yorkie bar from the garage...why do you trust tesco for picking out your lunch?..maybe i missed something x the holler goes up to see if castles have been erected, from the lego earlier, but no one cares they all want to see what i did with the random bollocks that happened earlier..i hope you like...im having a cup of tea and waiting for part 3.... Was there no serial killers? We were all huddled in a corner but weirdly forgot to kill anyone " We got distracted by another kind of lust | |||
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"part 2 started with attention in the 'serial killer' corner, that will get them reading the summary...little did we know what was going to happen in this corner......hehe it ended up a harem, with tea not being served as they discussed various criminals and the tactile-ness of leather...i think...lol greatest excuse for missing part one came in the fact that "sorry I missed part one just I'm at work on a dinosaur hunt on Lego Jurassic park"..wow..just wow. this bought requests of lego for a castle.. men in hats are definitively trouble although they plead being good boys...the white hat/ black hat debate is raised..as a grey hat is on show i would suggest its a cunning plan.... and the question of does being present , mean anyone can get to unwrap you, is raised... and people try to tell others to keep potential genie talk to a minimum while sitting in corners with them..drinking virtual tea, .the boss brought up the fact that there is usually a eunuch in a harem...maybe "little sammy" will go into hiding now...hehehe some are crying out for a virgin, but realize that is totally useless around these parts...the echo of their call.....dies into the vast virgin barren landscape... ....then a dog called Sammy is called in as the eunuch..and as i wrote the above, before that happened..i just love the ironic synchronicity, of the flow.....hehehe as Dan wishes to see how i summarize the 20ft high, majesty, unconventional henchmen, conversation.... i shall just say, that the 20ft 3" inch woman clamoring for polite conversation, from the corner, was a classic, Boadicea moment, but the whole gimp mask, tea wielding, leather fetish, cushion sitting, warrior woman, with trimming genie younger man thing, just did me in... plus, to be fair, i was distracted by mr Ace's hat collection and the promise of him being trouble and whether that was in line, with him keeping them on, or taking them off...with the song "you can keep your hat on" from the full Monty, running through my head...a race of giants could have inhabited the whole damn room and i wouldn't have noticed however, channel four grand designs, do want to make a program about the perfect virgin free Lego corner plot castle, but i said i was going to ring Oprah for a full blown makeover edition, Bedouin, leather fetish, sacrificial virgin, nativity style, jail cell stable tent , with a donkey and some good shepherds keeping watching silently over some lambs however the "pimp my ride" team, not to be confused with those at "gimp my ride" cut in to make an offer...(see what i did there) they are hoping it can be animated by disney into a lego BFG meets gimp mask wearing Iron man, whos really a princess, who visits the rowntrees baby jesus, for a eunuch and virgin trimming competition, ...lolol ,we are in negotiations... i offered a hat party, as hats are offered for kingdoms or kingdoms for hats..quite honestly i just want a nice cup of tea and something nice to eat..but not tuna, like dan has....whatever possessed him to buy tuna again if he doesn't like it, is beyond me...tesco do, do pick and click..but the clicking, is down to freewill dan xx and as you dont trust numptys to go get you a yorkie bar from the garage...why do you trust tesco for picking out your lunch?..maybe i missed something x the holler goes up to see if castles have been erected, from the lego earlier, but no one cares they all want to see what i did with the random bollocks that happened earlier..i hope you like...im having a cup of tea and waiting for part 3.... Was there no serial killers? We were all huddled in a corner but weirdly forgot to kill anyone Aw I only popped in because I thought serial killers had been mentioned. Damn." Sorry | |||
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"part 2 started with attention in the 'serial killer' corner, that will get them reading the summary...little did we know what was going to happen in this corner......hehe it ended up a harem, with tea not being served as they discussed various criminals and the tactile-ness of leather...i think...lol greatest excuse for missing part one came in the fact that "sorry I missed part one just I'm at work on a dinosaur hunt on Lego Jurassic park"..wow..just wow. this bought requests of lego for a castle.. men in hats are definitively trouble although they plead being good boys...the white hat/ black hat debate is raised..as a grey hat is on show i would suggest its a cunning plan.... and the question of does being present , mean anyone can get to unwrap you, is raised... and people try to tell others to keep potential genie talk to a minimum while sitting in corners with them..drinking virtual tea, .the boss brought up the fact that there is usually a eunuch in a harem...maybe "little sammy" will go into hiding now...hehehe some are crying out for a virgin, but realize that is totally useless around these parts...the echo of their call.....dies into the vast virgin barren landscape... ....then a dog called Sammy is called in as the eunuch..and as i wrote the above, before that happened..i just love the ironic synchronicity, of the flow.....hehehe as Dan wishes to see how i summarize the 20ft high, majesty, unconventional henchmen, conversation.... i shall just say, that the 20ft 3" inch woman clamoring for polite conversation, from the corner, was a classic, Boadicea moment, but the whole gimp mask, tea wielding, leather fetish, cushion sitting, warrior woman, with trimming genie younger man thing, just did me in... plus, to be fair, i was distracted by mr Ace's hat collection and the promise of him being trouble and whether that was in line, with him keeping them on, or taking them off...with the song "you can keep your hat on" from the full Monty, running through my head...a race of giants could have inhabited the whole damn room and i wouldn't have noticed however, channel four grand designs, do want to make a program about the perfect virgin free Lego corner plot castle, but i said i was going to ring Oprah for a full blown makeover edition, Bedouin, leather fetish, sacrificial virgin, nativity style, jail cell stable tent , with a donkey and some good shepherds keeping watching silently over some lambs however the "pimp my ride" team, not to be confused with those at "gimp my ride" cut in to make an offer...(see what i did there) they are hoping it can be animated by disney into a lego BFG meets gimp mask wearing Iron man, whos really a princess, who visits the rowntrees baby jesus, for a eunuch and virgin trimming competition, ...lolol ,we are in negotiations... i offered a hat party, as hats are offered for kingdoms or kingdoms for hats..quite honestly i just want a nice cup of tea and something nice to eat..but not tuna, like dan has....whatever possessed him to buy tuna again if he doesn't like it, is beyond me...tesco do, do pick and click..but the clicking, is down to freewill dan xx and as you dont trust numptys to go get you a yorkie bar from the garage...why do you trust tesco for picking out your lunch?..maybe i missed something x the holler goes up to see if castles have been erected, from the lego earlier, but no one cares they all want to see what i did with the random bollocks that happened earlier..i hope you like...im having a cup of tea and waiting for part 3.... Was there no serial killers? We were all huddled in a corner but weirdly forgot to kill anyone Aw I only popped in because I thought serial killers had been mentioned. Damn. Sorry " More bloodshed next time please. | |||
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"part 2 started with attention in the 'serial killer' corner, that will get them reading the summary...little did we know what was going to happen in this corner......hehe it ended up a harem, with tea not being served as they discussed various criminals and the tactile-ness of leather...i think...lol greatest excuse for missing part one came in the fact that "sorry I missed part one just I'm at work on a dinosaur hunt on Lego Jurassic park"..wow..just wow. this bought requests of lego for a castle.. men in hats are definitively trouble although they plead being good boys...the white hat/ black hat debate is raised..as a grey hat is on show i would suggest its a cunning plan.... and the question of does being present , mean anyone can get to unwrap you, is raised... and people try to tell others to keep potential genie talk to a minimum while sitting in corners with them..drinking virtual tea, .the boss brought up the fact that there is usually a eunuch in a harem...maybe "little sammy" will go into hiding now...hehehe some are crying out for a virgin, but realize that is totally useless around these parts...the echo of their call.....dies into the vast virgin barren landscape... ....then a dog called Sammy is called in as the eunuch..and as i wrote the above, before that happened..i just love the ironic synchronicity, of the flow.....hehehe as Dan wishes to see how i summarize the 20ft high, majesty, unconventional henchmen, conversation.... i shall just say, that the 20ft 3" inch woman clamoring for polite conversation, from the corner, was a classic, Boadicea moment, but the whole gimp mask, tea wielding, leather fetish, cushion sitting, warrior woman, with trimming genie younger man thing, just did me in... plus, to be fair, i was distracted by mr Ace's hat collection and the promise of him being trouble and whether that was in line, with him keeping them on, or taking them off...with the song "you can keep your hat on" from the full Monty, running through my head...a race of giants could have inhabited the whole damn room and i wouldn't have noticed however, channel four grand designs, do want to make a program about the perfect virgin free Lego corner plot castle, but i said i was going to ring Oprah for a full blown makeover edition, Bedouin, leather fetish, sacrificial virgin, nativity style, jail cell stable tent , with a donkey and some good shepherds keeping watching silently over some lambs however the "pimp my ride" team, not to be confused with those at "gimp my ride" cut in to make an offer...(see what i did there) they are hoping it can be animated by disney into a lego BFG meets gimp mask wearing Iron man, whos really a princess, who visits the rowntrees baby jesus, for a eunuch and virgin trimming competition, ...lolol ,we are in negotiations... i offered a hat party, as hats are offered for kingdoms or kingdoms for hats..quite honestly i just want a nice cup of tea and something nice to eat..but not tuna, like dan has....whatever possessed him to buy tuna again if he doesn't like it, is beyond me...tesco do, do pick and click..but the clicking, is down to freewill dan xx and as you dont trust numptys to go get you a yorkie bar from the garage...why do you trust tesco for picking out your lunch?..maybe i missed something x the holler goes up to see if castles have been erected, from the lego earlier, but no one cares they all want to see what i did with the random bollocks that happened earlier..i hope you like...im having a cup of tea and waiting for part 3.... Was there no serial killers? We were all huddled in a corner but weirdly forgot to kill anyone Aw I only popped in because I thought serial killers had been mentioned. Damn. Sorry More bloodshed next time please. " There will be buckets next time But for now I has to go get some form of sleep so I'll see you lot later | |||
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"part 2 started with attention in the 'serial killer' corner, that will get them reading the summary...little did we know what was going to happen in this corner......hehe it ended up a harem, with tea not being served as they discussed various criminals and the tactile-ness of leather...i think...lol greatest excuse for missing part one came in the fact that "sorry I missed part one just I'm at work on a dinosaur hunt on Lego Jurassic park"..wow..just wow. this bought requests of lego for a castle.. men in hats are definitively trouble although they plead being good boys...the white hat/ black hat debate is raised..as a grey hat is on show i would suggest its a cunning plan.... and the question of does being present , mean anyone can get to unwrap you, is raised... and people try to tell others to keep potential genie talk to a minimum while sitting in corners with them..drinking virtual tea, .the boss brought up the fact that there is usually a eunuch in a harem...maybe "little sammy" will go into hiding now...hehehe some are crying out for a virgin, but realize that is totally useless around these parts...the echo of their call.....dies into the vast virgin barren landscape... ....then a dog called Sammy is called in as the eunuch..and as i wrote the above, before that happened..i just love the ironic synchronicity, of the flow.....hehehe as Dan wishes to see how i summarize the 20ft high, majesty, unconventional henchmen, conversation.... i shall just say, that the 20ft 3" inch woman clamoring for polite conversation, from the corner, was a classic, Boadicea moment, but the whole gimp mask, tea wielding, leather fetish, cushion sitting, warrior woman, with trimming genie younger man thing, just did me in... plus, to be fair, i was distracted by mr Ace's hat collection and the promise of him being trouble and whether that was in line, with him keeping them on, or taking them off...with the song "you can keep your hat on" from the full Monty, running through my head...a race of giants could have inhabited the whole damn room and i wouldn't have noticed however, channel four grand designs, do want to make a program about the perfect virgin free Lego corner plot castle, but i said i was going to ring Oprah for a full blown makeover edition, Bedouin, leather fetish, sacrificial virgin, nativity style, jail cell stable tent , with a donkey and some good shepherds keeping watching silently over some lambs however the "pimp my ride" team, not to be confused with those at "gimp my ride" cut in to make an offer...(see what i did there) they are hoping it can be animated by disney into a lego BFG meets gimp mask wearing Iron man, whos really a princess, who visits the rowntrees baby jesus, for a eunuch and virgin trimming competition, ...lolol ,we are in negotiations... i offered a hat party, as hats are offered for kingdoms or kingdoms for hats..quite honestly i just want a nice cup of tea and something nice to eat..but not tuna, like dan has....whatever possessed him to buy tuna again if he doesn't like it, is beyond me...tesco do, do pick and click..but the clicking, is down to freewill dan xx and as you dont trust numptys to go get you a yorkie bar from the garage...why do you trust tesco for picking out your lunch?..maybe i missed something x the holler goes up to see if castles have been erected, from the lego earlier, but no one cares they all want to see what i did with the random bollocks that happened earlier..i hope you like...im having a cup of tea and waiting for part 3.... Was there no serial killers? We were all huddled in a corner but weirdly forgot to kill anyone Aw I only popped in because I thought serial killers had been mentioned. Damn. Sorry More bloodshed next time please. There will be buckets next time But for now I has to go get some form of sleep so I'll see you lot later " Filthy dreams xx | |||
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"part 2 started with attention in the 'serial killer' corner, that will get them reading the summary...little did we know what was going to happen in this corner......hehe it ended up a harem, with tea not being served as they discussed various criminals and the tactile-ness of leather...i think...lol greatest excuse for missing part one came in the fact that "sorry I missed part one just I'm at work on a dinosaur hunt on Lego Jurassic park"..wow..just wow. this bought requests of lego for a castle.. men in hats are definitively trouble although they plead being good boys...the white hat/ black hat debate is raised..as a grey hat is on show i would suggest its a cunning plan.... and the question of does being present , mean anyone can get to unwrap you, is raised... and people try to tell others to keep potential genie talk to a minimum while sitting in corners with them..drinking virtual tea, .the boss brought up the fact that there is usually a eunuch in a harem...maybe "little sammy" will go into hiding now...hehehe some are crying out for a virgin, but realize that is totally useless around these parts...the echo of their call.....dies into the vast virgin barren landscape... ....then a dog called Sammy is called in as the eunuch..and as i wrote the above, before that happened..i just love the ironic synchronicity, of the flow.....hehehe as Dan wishes to see how i summarize the 20ft high, majesty, unconventional henchmen, conversation.... i shall just say, that the 20ft 3" inch woman clamoring for polite conversation, from the corner, was a classic, Boadicea moment, but the whole gimp mask, tea wielding, leather fetish, cushion sitting, warrior woman, with trimming genie younger man thing, just did me in... plus, to be fair, i was distracted by mr Ace's hat collection and the promise of him being trouble and whether that was in line, with him keeping them on, or taking them off...with the song "you can keep your hat on" from the full Monty, running through my head...a race of giants could have inhabited the whole damn room and i wouldn't have noticed however, channel four grand designs, do want to make a program about the perfect virgin free Lego corner plot castle, but i said i was going to ring Oprah for a full blown makeover edition, Bedouin, leather fetish, sacrificial virgin, nativity style, jail cell stable tent , with a donkey and some good shepherds keeping watching silently over some lambs however the "pimp my ride" team, not to be confused with those at "gimp my ride" cut in to make an offer...(see what i did there) they are hoping it can be animated by disney into a lego BFG meets gimp mask wearing Iron man, whos really a princess, who visits the rowntrees baby jesus, for a eunuch and virgin trimming competition, ...lolol ,we are in negotiations... i offered a hat party, as hats are offered for kingdoms or kingdoms for hats..quite honestly i just want a nice cup of tea and something nice to eat..but not tuna, like dan has....whatever possessed him to buy tuna again if he doesn't like it, is beyond me...tesco do, do pick and click..but the clicking, is down to freewill dan xx and as you dont trust numptys to go get you a yorkie bar from the garage...why do you trust tesco for picking out your lunch?..maybe i missed something x the holler goes up to see if castles have been erected, from the lego earlier, but no one cares they all want to see what i did with the random bollocks that happened earlier..i hope you like...im having a cup of tea and waiting for part 3.... Was there no serial killers? We were all huddled in a corner but weirdly forgot to kill anyone Aw I only popped in because I thought serial killers had been mentioned. Damn. Sorry More bloodshed next time please. There will be buckets next time But for now I has to go get some form of sleep so I'll see you lot later " Catch you later dude | |||
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"Suzy you blow me away How demanding! " just imagine if i started writing erotica...hehehe | |||
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"Suzy you blow me away How demanding! just imagine if i started writing erotica...hehehe " You should, you have a way with words | |||
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"Suzy you blow me away How demanding! just imagine if i started writing erotica...hehehe You should, you have a way with words " i was scribbling a bit yesterday..you never know it might turn into something | |||
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"Suzy you blow me away How demanding! just imagine if i started writing erotica...hehehe " I thought you already were! | |||
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"Suzy you blow me away How demanding! just imagine if i started writing erotica...hehehe " Well i wasn't going to be the 1st to say it but my inbox is empty if you should ever like to try | |||
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"Suzy you blow me away How demanding! just imagine if i started writing erotica...hehehe You should, you have a way with words i was scribbling a bit yesterday..you never know it might turn into something " Should have a go in the stories section test the water. | |||
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"Suzy you blow me away How demanding! just imagine if i started writing erotica...hehehe You should, you have a way with words i was scribbling a bit yesterday..you never know it might turn into something Should have a go in the stories section test the water." yeah all my message filters are on, im safe...lolol | |||
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"Suzy you blow me away How demanding! just imagine if i started writing erotica...hehehe Well i wasn't going to be the 1st to say it but my inbox is empty if you should ever like to try " ill remember that xx | |||
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"Superbly summarized sexy Suzy " thankyou x | |||
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"Suzy you blow me away How demanding! just imagine if i started writing erotica...hehehe Well i wasn't going to be the 1st to say it but my inbox is empty if you should ever like to try ill remember that xx " I hope so xxx | |||
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"Your summaries put a smile on my face suzy " xx | |||
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"Comes in with a tray of hot drinks the boss mug is urs dan bugga forgot the biccys brb" thanks _oddy..im knackered xx | |||
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"Comes in with a tray of hot drinks the boss mug is urs dan bugga forgot the biccys brb" Ah bless you just fancied a brew | |||
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"Puts a fleecy blanket in tumble to warm up.for Suzy" aww thank you hunni..just what i could do with xx | |||
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"Hey Suzy you're awesome ,- very entertaining, thank you! " its only off the cuff stuff..but thank you..im glad you liked xx | |||
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"Back to work then i suppose " hope you have a relatively easy night sweet..im off to sleep now, snuggled up...goodnight everyone...take good care of yourselves xx | |||
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"Morning all. " Good evening Colshy You working or lurking tonight? | |||
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"Back to work then i suppose " Happens to the best of us | |||
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"Back to work then i suppose hope you have a relatively easy night sweet..im off to sleep now, snuggled up...goodnight everyone...take good care of yourselves xx" Nighty night Suzy filthy dreams and thanks for the summaries | |||
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"Morning all. " Not morning till morning thread goes up | |||
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"Morning all. Not morning till morning thread goes up" That's me told lol. | |||
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"Ffs I have to go do some proper work again...bear with me Karma " Is a bitch | |||
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"Morning all. Not morning till morning thread goes up That's me told lol." Isn't it lolol | |||
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"Morning all. Good evening Colshy You working or lurking tonight? " Lurking mate. Work in the morning. | |||
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"Break time for me, BBC's (calm down, not that sort...the channel!) "Hard Talk" on the TV in the canteen slowly sending me to sleep. Time for a coffee I think!" Damn.id need Red Bull that would comatose me | |||
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"Ffs I have to go do some proper work again...bear with me Karma Is a bitch " Somthing I've always trusted in just sometimes its quicker than others | |||
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"Morning all. Good evening Colshy You working or lurking tonight? Lurking mate. Work in the morning. " Ooof fuck that I'm glad I don't have to get up early anymore | |||
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"Ffs I have to go do some proper work again...bear with me Karma Is a bitch Somthing I've always trusted in just sometimes its quicker than others " Its getting to be a habit now, good job I'm getting paid | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/08/15 02:44:17] Is this a duplication or is that two bits of proper work seven minutes apart? " I logged back on my phone and it was still on screen, didn't think I'd posted it so I did then realised I already had so deleted lol | |||
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"Morning all. Good evening Colshy You working or lurking tonight? Lurking mate. Work in the morning. Ooof fuck that I'm glad I don't have to get up early anymore " It's not too bad, don't start until 9. You on nights then? | |||
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"Break time for me, BBC's (calm down, not that sort...the channel!) "Hard Talk" on the TV in the canteen slowly sending me to sleep. Time for a coffee I think! Damn.id need Red Bull that would comatose me " Usually Sport Today is on, never mind, just scrolling through the forum for a change as I don't usually pop in here that often | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/08/15 02:44:17] Is this a duplication or is that two bits of proper work seven minutes apart? I logged back on my phone and it was still on screen, didn't think I'd posted it so I did then realised I already had so deleted lol " Ha ha - no wuckers dude, I do that all the time & that's just at home after making a brew; senility must be creeping up on me!! | |||
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"Morning all. Good evening Colshy You working or lurking tonight? Lurking mate. Work in the morning. Ooof fuck that I'm glad I don't have to get up early anymore It's not too bad, don't start until 9. You on nights then?" Yeah I work 9 till 7, not too bad tbh | |||
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"Break time for me, BBC's (calm down, not that sort...the channel!) "Hard Talk" on the TV in the canteen slowly sending me to sleep. Time for a coffee I think! Damn.id need Red Bull that would comatose me Usually Sport Today is on, never mind, just scrolling through the forum for a change as I don't usually pop in here that often" I prefer the forum to the Sky news that we have on | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/08/15 02:44:17] Is this a duplication or is that two bits of proper work seven minutes apart? I logged back on my phone and it was still on screen, didn't think I'd posted it so I did then realised I already had so deleted lol Ha ha - no wuckers dude, I do that all the time & that's just at home after making a brew; senility must be creeping up on me!! " I just blame the bloody phone | |||
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"Morning all. Good evening Colshy You working or lurking tonight? Lurking mate. Work in the morning. Ooof fuck that I'm glad I don't have to get up early anymore It's not too bad, don't start until 9. You on nights then? Yeah I work 9 till 7, not too bad tbh " Fecking part timers. Im hard me 7 till 7 hard core | |||
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"Morning all. Good evening Colshy You working or lurking tonight? Lurking mate. Work in the morning. Ooof fuck that I'm glad I don't have to get up early anymore It's not too bad, don't start until 9. You on nights then? Yeah I work 9 till 7, not too bad tbh Fecking part timers. Im hard me 7 till 7 hard core " Haha done a few 4pm-6.30am shifts in the past. Safe to say I sleep well after that! An easy 10pm-6.30am today though | |||
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"Morning all. Good evening Colshy You working or lurking tonight? Lurking mate. Work in the morning. Ooof fuck that I'm glad I don't have to get up early anymore It's not too bad, don't start until 9. You on nights then? Yeah I work 9 till 7, not too bad tbh Fecking part timers. Im hard me 7 till 7 hard core Haha done a few 4pm-6.30am shifts in the past. Safe to say I sleep well after that! An easy 10pm-6.30am today though " Technically I only really do any actual work between 9 and 10.45 and then 5ish till 7 lol | |||
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"Morning all. Good evening Colshy You working or lurking tonight? Lurking mate. Work in the morning. Ooof fuck that I'm glad I don't have to get up early anymore It's not too bad, don't start until 9. You on nights then? Yeah I work 9 till 7, not too bad tbh Fecking part timers. Im hard me 7 till 7 hard core Haha done a few 4pm-6.30am shifts in the past. Safe to say I sleep well after that! An easy 10pm-6.30am today though " When I was running a pub I had some deadly shifts, 8am till 3am the next day. That was killer. Now I'm back working on cars I'm 9 till 6 and if I take on private work maybe a bit later. | |||
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"Morning all. Good evening Colshy You working or lurking tonight? Lurking mate. Work in the morning. Ooof fuck that I'm glad I don't have to get up early anymore It's not too bad, don't start until 9. You on nights then? Yeah I work 9 till 7, not too bad tbh Fecking part timers. Im hard me 7 till 7 hard core Haha done a few 4pm-6.30am shifts in the past. Safe to say I sleep well after that! An easy 10pm-6.30am today though When I was running a pub I had some deadly shifts, 8am till 3am the next day. That was killer. Now I'm back working on cars I'm 9 till 6 and if I take on private work maybe a bit later. " 8am to 3am Fuck....that! | |||
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"Fuck shit and piss. God i hate my job sometimes grrrrrr. Thats my night just gone bang. See you when i see you " You having one of those nights too | |||
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"8pmto 9am for me " Night shifts are horrible _oddy lol. X | |||
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"Morning all. Good evening Colshy You working or lurking tonight? Lurking mate. Work in the morning. Ooof fuck that I'm glad I don't have to get up early anymore It's not too bad, don't start until 9. You on nights then? Yeah I work 9 till 7, not too bad tbh Fecking part timers. Im hard me 7 till 7 hard core Haha done a few 4pm-6.30am shifts in the past. Safe to say I sleep well after that! An easy 10pm-6.30am today though When I was running a pub I had some deadly shifts, 8am till 3am the next day. That was killer. Now I'm back working on cars I'm 9 till 6 and if I take on private work maybe a bit later. 8am to 3am Fuck....that!" Bar work for you mate. Ruins your life | |||
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"Can someone rock me to sleep?! I'm wide awake and paranoid that the woman in black is stood over my bed I would love to help you out if you where closer. X" Why thanks | |||
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"Can someone rock me to sleep?! I'm wide awake and paranoid that the woman in black is stood over my bed " I've some spare sheep if you like? | |||
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"Can someone rock me to sleep?! I'm wide awake and paranoid that the woman in black is stood over my bed I've some spare sheep if you like? " Yes please! I saw the stage show a week and a half ago. I have an over active imagination. | |||
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"Can someone rock me to sleep?! I'm wide awake and paranoid that the woman in black is stood over my bed I would love to help you out if you where closer. X Why thanks " Could event stretch to a bit of spooning lol | |||
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"Can someone rock me to sleep?! I'm wide awake and paranoid that the woman in black is stood over my bed I've some spare sheep if you like? Yes please! I saw the stage show a week and a half ago. I have an over active imagination." Eh, which??? | |||
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"Can someone rock me to sleep?! I'm wide awake and paranoid that the woman in black is stood over my bed I've some spare sheep if you like? Yes please! I saw the stage show a week and a half ago. I have an over active imagination. Eh, which??? " The Woman In Black | |||
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"Can someone rock me to sleep?! I'm wide awake and paranoid that the woman in black is stood over my bed I would love to help you out if you where closer. X Why thanks Could event stretch to a bit of spooning lol " I have teddies | |||
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"Can someone rock me to sleep?! I'm wide awake and paranoid that the woman in black is stood over my bed I would love to help you out if you where closer. X Why thanks Could event stretch to a bit of spooning lol I have teddies " Are they your thunder buddies lol ? | |||
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"Evening Good evening Robbo How's things? Hi mate Good but tired just got back off a meet How are you dan?" No need to ask if you've had a good night then I'm muddling through been a funny one tonight been kept a bit busy | |||
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"Can someone rock me to sleep?! I'm wide awake and paranoid that the woman in black is stood over my bed I've some spare sheep if you like? Yes please! I saw the stage show a week and a half ago. I have an over active imagination. Eh, which??? The Woman In Black It would be scarier if it was Cilla at the end of your bed!! As far as I'm aware, she doesn't kill small children or brainwash them into killing themselves Omg, you seriously need some Horlicks!! Or I might keep on reading about fluffy happy musicals on IMDb Yes, you do that, - but what if the woman in black is doing a duet with the grim reaper? Failing that, come here & snuggle up to me, - I really do think I've the shadow of Cilla across my ceiling!! " Cilla was lovely, I'm sure she never had one of her children taken away from her, then watched on helplessly as that child drowned in a marsh, then I'm equally sure she didn't die of a wasting illness. Nice try though | |||
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"Can someone rock me to sleep?! I'm wide awake and paranoid that the woman in black is stood over my bed I've some spare sheep if you like? Yes please! I saw the stage show a week and a half ago. I have an over active imagination. Eh, which??? The Woman In Black It would be scarier if it was Cilla at the end of your bed!! As far as I'm aware, she doesn't kill small children or brainwash them into killing themselves Omg, you seriously need some Horlicks!! Or I might keep on reading about fluffy happy musicals on IMDb Yes, you do that, - but what if the woman in black is doing a duet with the grim reaper? Failing that, come here & snuggle up to me, - I really do think I've the shadow of Cilla across my ceiling!! Cilla was lovely, I'm sure she never had one of her children taken away from her, then watched on helplessly as that child drowned in a marsh, then I'm equally sure she didn't die of a wasting illness. Nice try though That's all very well but what if she sings? I feel like scooby Doo without my Shaggy!! She might sing My Favourite Things from The Sound Of Music!" Sadist! | |||
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"Phew bit of a bad 1 but back now " Oi oi soppy bollocks | |||
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"Night night, night shift, - have fun! " Nighty night Naughtyous | |||
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"Night night, night shift, - have fun! " Laters mate | |||
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"hey im awake again... What the. And i was going to come join you soon too " well thats handy then...i thought you had xx | |||
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"hey im awake again... What the. And i was going to come join you soon too well thats handy then...i thought you had xx " Bad girl bad bad bad girl xx | |||
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"hey im awake again... What the. And i was going to come join you soon too well thats handy then...i thought you had xx Bad girl bad bad bad girl xx " you love it.... you know the warning about me in the mornings dont you? | |||
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"hey im awake again... What the. And i was going to come join you soon too well thats handy then...i thought you had xx Bad girl bad bad bad girl xx you love it.... you know the warning about me in the mornings dont you? " No but i can't wait to find out. Suprise me | |||
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"hey im awake again... What the. And i was going to come join you soon too well thats handy then...i thought you had xx Bad girl bad bad bad girl xx you love it.... you know the warning about me in the mornings dont you? No but i can't wait to find out. Suprise me " check your inbox xx | |||
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"All you nocturnal chaps and chapesses still up " Some of us are still at work mate | |||
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"hey im awake again... What the. And i was going to come join you soon too well thats handy then...i thought you had xx Bad girl bad bad bad girl xx you love it.... you know the warning about me in the mornings dont you? No but i can't wait to find out. Suprise me check your inbox xx" By god did i check my box | |||
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"All you nocturnal chaps and chapesses still up " i had 2 hours of sleep then boom i was awake again... | |||
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"All you nocturnal chaps and chapesses still up Some of us are still at work mate " Oooft, hope yer all off home soon. (not getting rid of you like!) | |||
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"All you nocturnal chaps and chapesses still up i had 2 hours of sleep then boom i was awake again... " Just shush the kitties away and roll over Suzy? | |||
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"All you nocturnal chaps and chapesses still up i had 2 hours of sleep then boom i was awake again... Just shush the kitties away and roll over Suzy? " i shoved the cat outside..damn thing roll over...mmmmmmmm naughty man | |||
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"All you nocturnal chaps and chapesses still up Some of us are still at work mate Oooft, hope yer all off home soon. (not getting rid of you like!)" Yes i can see that | |||
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"All you nocturnal chaps and chapesses still up i had 2 hours of sleep then boom i was awake again... Just shush the kitties away and roll over Suzy? i shoved the cat outside..damn thing roll over...mmmmmmmm naughty man " Ooh, I luv it when a woman talks dirty at at me at half 5 in the morning | |||
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"All you nocturnal chaps and chapesses still up i had 2 hours of sleep then boom i was awake again... Just shush the kitties away and roll over Suzy? i shoved the cat outside..damn thing roll over...mmmmmmmm naughty man Ooh, I luv it when a woman talks dirty at at me at half 5 in the morning " being honest it could probably happen all day and you started it xx | |||
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"All you nocturnal chaps and chapesses still up i had 2 hours of sleep then boom i was awake again... Just shush the kitties away and roll over Suzy? i shoved the cat outside..damn thing roll over...mmmmmmmm naughty man Ooh, I luv it when a woman talks dirty at at me at half 5 in the morning being honest it could probably happen all day and you started it xx " Ha someone has to x | |||
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