FabSwingers.com forum: Nocturnal roll call.pt2.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bollocks that went too quick....

SUZZZZYYYYY

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Evening all again

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

as Sunday night starts we welcome the lurkers, pervers, workers and flirters, those addicted to searching for holidays and those drinking quietly in the corner, and those softies about to cry at a movie..

what a Fab bunch we are

we are joined by at least one converter tonight as well as a trimmer...mmmm maybe we shouldn't ask, but no doubt someone will..

congrats were offered to the converter...

the trimmer was questioned about his 'usual activity combination' he responded with an Arabian connection..i feel like responding with a genie one

Florida or mexico need to watch out in October as people make decisions, that may affect the safety of the daughters in those places...

i did ask the genie question and wish i hadn't...

prickly heat is being treated

and we are asked if rolls are called every night..

yes...anyone for cheese and pickle??

tea is being offered from the corner, and we all look at nobnobs a bit differently now....

people are being kind about my summary's and i am being questioned on my sociability level this evening..

i feel the pressure of the full moon has lifted and i have had a good day, despite being woken up this morning by my cat sticking its whiskers in my face and purring really loudly.. 6:30 should be illegal, so i went back to bed after kicking such cat outside...no i didn't harm the cat....its a turn of phrase...

a lot seem to be looking forward to the start of the working week while some say they now have time off..

others are travelling up north..

hamsters have been banished from some houses sent away with relations,and dogs are less stressed because of it....

clotted cream and jam scones are gratefully received from the lovely sexyspecs

and i must remember to look up lyrics from steel panther......;)

it sure is as contracts are brought up and i consider making a counter offer...

i make enquires about dates for duck spinning

progress on the garage conversion are coming along great..people are drinking because they are getting over trauma of being driven by their daughters...i get this ....

and as our welcomed newbie says "Feck it's busy here" as a bacon butty is handed to the boss and we only have time to say yes, to cake, before its onto part 2....phew...

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Hello again

monk bollocks is back

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

AY UP trubles arrived xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay me! I got the last comment before they shut the thread.

Well, I haven't had much to celebrate this weekend, so I'll take it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yow nocturnal fabbers little Davy on the bock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Suzy, thanks for the summary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all again

Good evening Ace

Bloody thread closed before I could reply...how rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hi Suzy, thanks for the summary

you are welcome x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"as Sunday night starts we welcome the lurkers, pervers, workers and flirters, those addicted to searching for holidays and those drinking quietly in the corner, and those softies about to cry at a movie..

what a Fab bunch we are

we are joined by at least one converter tonight as well as a trimmer...mmmm maybe we shouldn't ask, but no doubt someone will..

congrats were offered to the converter...

the trimmer was questioned about his 'usual activity combination' he responded with an Arabian connection..i feel like responding with a genie one

Florida or mexico need to watch out in October as people make decisions, that may affect the safety of the daughters in those places...

i did ask the genie question and wish i hadn't...

prickly heat is being treated

and we are asked if rolls are called every night..

yes...anyone for cheese and pickle??

tea is being offered from the corner, and we all look at nobnobs a bit differently now....

people are being kind about my summary's and i am being questioned on my sociability level this evening..

a lot seem to be looking forward to the start of the working week while some say they now have time off..

others are travelling up north..

hamsters have been banished from some houses sent away with relations,and dogs are less stressed because of it....

clotted cream and jam scones are gratefully received from the lovely sexyspecs

and i must remember to look up lyrics from steel panther......;)

it sure is as contracts are brought up and i consider making a counter offer...

i make enquires about dates for duck spinning

progress on the garage conversion are coming along great..people are drinking because they are getting over trauma of being driven by their daughters...i get this ....

and as our welcomed newbie says "Feck it's busy here" as a bacon butty is handed to the boss and we only have time to say yes, to cake, before its onto part 2....phew..."

That's the best one yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yay me! I got the last comment before they shut the thread.

Well, I haven't had much to celebrate this weekend, so I'll take it.

Go you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yow nocturnal fabbers little Davy on the bock"

Good evening Davy

You working or lurking tonight?

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am again lost in admiration of Suzy - the thoroughness of the summary is matched by the speed of getting it written and posted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll sit next to you and we can discuss the merits of Bundy vs. Gein

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I am again lost in admiration of Suzy - the thoroughness of the summary is matched by the speed of getting it written and posted.

awww your so sweet..thankyou xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am again lost in admiration of Suzy - the thoroughness of the summary is matched by the speed of getting it written and posted.

There's only 1 sexy secretary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Im not a wench now the weekends over

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Dan and everyone else sorry I missed part one just I'm at work on a dinosaur hunt on Lego Jurassic park x have fun everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll sit next to you and we can discuss the merits of Bundy vs. Gein

Deal do you have leather?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you."

I don't need a brew

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Im not a wench now the weekends over

I know but nobody else on here makes them so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Im not a wench now the weekends over

I know but nobody else on here makes them so good

Flattery will get you everywhere...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Dan and everyone else sorry I missed part one just I'm at work on a dinosaur hunt on Lego Jurassic park x have fun everyone x"

Good evening Mr. Pils

Your night sounds better than mine tbf

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Im not a wench now the weekends over

I know but nobody else on here makes them so good

Flattery will get you everywhere...

It does but only honest flattery

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Present....not for long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Im not a wench now the weekends over

I know but nobody else on here makes them so good

Flattery will get you everywhere...

It does but only honest flattery

Dont think my virtual brew making counts then.... haha

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha"

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Im not a wench now the weekends over

I know but nobody else on here makes them so good

Flattery will get you everywhere...

It does but only honest flattery

Dont think my virtual brew making counts then.... haha"

Pretty sure it does

as well as the kindness to offer them out in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat"

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"AY UP trubles arrived xx"

Who me? I'm a good boy me

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Present....not for long!"

being unwrapped???? xx hi puff puff xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Did someone say lego I wanna built a castle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Present....not for long!"

Good evening Ms. Puff Puff.

How are you this fine eve?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

"
chokes rollocks are ya

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xx"
hes truble all right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xx"

Bad guys wear black hats, good guys wear white hats. Ace Winger has a grey hat - does that mean good at being bad?

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xxhes truble all right "

Hats are a universal sign of a troublesome man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi again Naughty Nocties, errrrrrrrm geez, that last thread went quick!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xx

Bad guys wear black hats, good guys wear white hats. Ace Winger has a grey hat - does that mean good at being bad?"

Hmmm...intersting point

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xx

Bad guys wear black hats, good guys wear white hats. Ace Winger has a grey hat - does that mean good at being bad?"

it means hes cunning...lolol

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Stop bringing up little Sammy in polite 'ahem' conversation

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening all again

Good evening Ace

Bloody thread closed before I could reply...how rude.

No worries dude, I'm surprised that you can keep up at all tbh. Just debating whether to nip to the shop for a beer, it's only over the road but I really can't be arsed

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hi again Naughty Nocties, errrrrrrrm geez, that last thread went quick!! "

tell me about it..how are you? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi again Naughty Nocties, errrrrrrrm geez, that last thread went quick!! "

Good evening Naughtyous

I think the thread had closed when you posted looks like.you snuck in with witch craft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Even serial killer hareems... surelt we just need a virgin?

Theres gotta be one... nah were screwed!

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xx

Bad guys wear black hats, good guys wear white hats. Ace Winger has a grey hat - does that mean good at being bad?"

Think he's confused

that or he put his white hat in the wash with something black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now eating my pizza and chips. Waiting for my wife to return from gatwick with one of our daughters.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Evening all again

Good evening Ace

Bloody thread closed before I could reply...how rude.

No worries dude, I'm surprised that you can keep up at all tbh. Just debating whether to nip to the shop for a beer, it's only over the road but I really can't be arsed

Do they deliver?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all again

Good evening Ace

Bloody thread closed before I could reply...how rude.

No worries dude, I'm surprised that you can keep up at all tbh. Just debating whether to nip to the shop for a beer, it's only over the road but I really can't be arsed

I scroll back like a mo fo lol.

Go for the beer whole the shops open or you'll regret it when it closes and you REALLY fancy one

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Stop bringing up little Sammy in polite 'ahem' conversation

If this is 'polite' conversation then I'm 20ft tall and king of England

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Even serial killer hareems... surelt we just need a virgin?

Theres gotta be one... nah were screwed!"

A Virgin on Fab....now you're asking the impossible lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay. Wifey is home. I'm off to give her some attention.

Goodnight folks xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now eating my pizza and chips. Waiting for my wife to return from gatwick with one of our daughters.

You're doing better than me then I've got tuna pasta.....AGAIN

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xx"

Ir does come off ya know

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Stop bringing up little Sammy in polite 'ahem' conversation

If this is 'polite' conversation then I'm 20ft tall and king of England

Your majesty, *curtsey*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Stop bringing up little Sammy in polite 'ahem' conversation

If this is 'polite' conversation then I'm 20ft tall and king of England

Good evening your majesty

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Yay. Wifey is home. I'm off to give her some attention.

Goodnight folks xxxx"

Night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Even serial killer hareems... surelt we just need a virgin?

Theres gotta be one... nah were screwed!

A Virgin on Fab....now you're asking the impossible lol.

Hmmmm yes i agree! We have a 20ft henchman though.

Who says we have to fit into the conventions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yay. Wifey is home. I'm off to give her some attention.

Goodnight folks xxxx"

Nighty night Rachel

Have fun

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xx

Ir does come off ya know

giggles..wanna prove it? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Even serial killer hareems... surelt we just need a virgin?

Theres gotta be one... nah were screwed!"

My dog Sammy will be your eunuch - he lost his marbles (well, the vet stole them)

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Good night...nice people !!

Eyes slowly..closing....

This thread is definitely for young people who can stay awake....x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Even serial killer hareems... surelt we just need a virgin?

Theres gotta be one... nah were screwed!

A Virgin on Fab....now you're asking the impossible lol.

Hmmmm yes i agree! We have a 20ft henchman though.

Who says we have to fit into the conventions

Where? I love a tall man

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Now eating my pizza and chips. Waiting for my wife to return from gatwick with one of our daughters.

You're doing better than me then I've got tuna pasta.....AGAIN

complain to the canteen..who did your 'packing up'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Even serial killer hareems... surelt we just need a virgin?

Theres gotta be one... nah were screwed!

A Virgin on Fab....now you're asking the impossible lol.

Hmmmm yes i agree! We have a 20ft henchman though.

Who says we have to fit into the conventions

I'd say a potential serial killer harem is definitely the mark of unconventional to be honest

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Even serial killer hareems... surelt we just need a virgin?

Theres gotta be one... nah were screwed!

A Virgin on Fab....now you're asking the impossible lol.

Hmmmm yes i agree! We have a 20ft henchman though.

Who says we have to fit into the conventions

Where? I love a tall man

*looks down and waves* hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi again Naughty Nocties, errrrrrrrm geez, that last thread went quick!!

tell me about it..how are you? xx"

I'm still dazzled by your summarizes, madam Suzy All Fours!

Very good!!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Even serial killer hareems... surelt we just need a virgin?

Theres gotta be one... nah were screwed!

My dog Sammy will be your eunuch - he lost his marbles (well, the vet stole them)"

good call x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Even serial killer hareems... surelt we just need a virgin?

Theres gotta be one... nah were screwed!

My dog Sammy will be your eunuch - he lost his marbles (well, the vet stole them)"

Ah poor Sammy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sammy! Said he was 20ft tall and he wouldnt tell porkies in the serial killers corner

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Even serial killer hareems... surelt we just need a virgin?

Theres gotta be one... nah were screwed!

A Virgin on Fab....now you're asking the impossible lol.

Hmmmm yes i agree! We have a 20ft henchman though.

Who says we have to fit into the conventions

Where? I love a tall man

*looks down and waves* hi

I'm taller than you sweet cheeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good night...nice people !!

Eyes slowly..closing....

This thread is definitely for young people who can stay awake....x"

Or us poor souls who chose to work....seemed like a good idea at the time

Nighty night dude filthy dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now eating my pizza and chips. Waiting for my wife to return from gatwick with one of our daughters.

You're doing better than me then I've got tuna pasta.....AGAIN

complain to the canteen..who did your 'packing up'? "

That would be Tesco

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Still here in serial killer corner. No one brave enough to join me? Muahahahah

I'll do it for another brew

Budge over vara. I'm not a little arsed lady so let me sit there with you.

I don't need a brew

Feel free

i now have a hareem hahaha

Puts down a cushion next to vara and takes a seat

Never had a hareem...what do we do now??

Harem's need a eunuch, who's volunteering for the chop

Damn well ain't me

Don't even dare look at me

too much left for him downstairs to do while I'm young

Even serial killer hareems... surelt we just need a virgin?

Theres gotta be one... nah were screwed!

A Virgin on Fab....now you're asking the impossible lol.

Hmmmm yes i agree! We have a 20ft henchman though.

Who says we have to fit into the conventions

Where? I love a tall man

*looks down and waves* hi

I'm taller than you sweet cheeks

Only by 3 inches normally

But right I'm apparently 20ft high

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xxhes truble all right

Hats are a universal sign of a troublesome man

I have a selection of hats

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xxhes truble all right

Hats are a universal sign of a troublesome man

I have a selection of hats

So I see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xxhes truble all right

Hats are a universal sign of a troublesome man

I have a selection of hats

A hat for every occasion it seems.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

It'll most certainly be entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, it's been fun, but it's time I toddled off up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire.

I will try my best to have filthy dreams - and try even harder to remember them in the morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

Me either this has to be the most random thread ever. Think we ate too many rowntrees

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

A hat a hat my kingdom for a hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, it's been fun, but it's time I toddled off up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire.

I will try my best to have filthy dreams - and try even harder to remember them in the morning!"

Nighty night Happy filthy dreams and hopefully you'll remember them.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xx

Ir does come off ya know

giggles..wanna prove it? xx

I would be more than happy to oblige young lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

Me either this has to be the most random thread ever. Think we ate too many rowntrees "

Has anyone sat next to you yet,if they do try and explain the thread to them

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xxhes truble all right

Hats are a universal sign of a troublesome man

I have a selection of hats

Don't make break out my bowler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hat a hat my kingdom for a hat"

I'd give my Kingdom for a raisin and biscuit Yorkie right now tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all"

Good evening Cory

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

Me either this has to be the most random thread ever. Think we ate too many rowntrees

Has anyone sat next to you yet,if they do try and explain the thread to them

Stretchygirl has been brave enough. I wont kill her though dont worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all"

Evening fellow manc

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A hat a hat my kingdom for a hat"

Have you finished building yer castle yet

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"A hat a hat my kingdom for a hat

I'd give my Kingdom for a raisin and biscuit Yorkie right now tbh "
send a member of staff to nearest open place to get you some

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Fantastic as always suzy. Contract noted haha

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"AY UP trubles arrived xx

Who me? I'm a good boy me

never met a man in a hat, that wasnt trouble xx

Ir does come off ya know

giggles..wanna prove it? xx

I would be more than happy to oblige young lady

i love your collection of hats..lets have a hat party some time...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Evening all

Evening fellow manc

What theres more of us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening Cory

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight? "

Unashamedly lurking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just gonna keep sticking my head in to read the summary. Carry on

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hat a hat my kingdom for a hat

I'd give my Kingdom for a raisin and biscuit Yorkie right now tbh send a member of staff to nearest open place to get you some "

Nowhere near me apart from a 24 hr garage over a mile away and they wouldn't be insured. I wouldn't trust the numpty whose on tonight to cross the road let alone go that far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all

Evening fellow manc

What theres more of us lol

Hello bladey!! Yes it appears so

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Well we have gone from serial killers to eunuchs to 20ft high guys and more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening Cory

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight?

Unashamedly lurking

There's definitely no shame in lurking here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed "

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Well we have gone from serial killers to eunuchs to 20ft high guys and more

That's got all the ingredients for a channel four documentary

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha"

20ft hun

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha"

Fuck me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha

Fuck me

And it isn't even full moon tonight

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Well we have gone from serial killers to eunuchs to 20ft high guys and more

That's got all the ingredients for a channel four documentary

Its like a panorama special report

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha

Fuck me

As a wise man said to me recently... becareful wat you wish for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's bedtime?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"It's bedtime?

Company?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha

Fuck me

As a wise man said to me recently... becareful wat you wish for

Hang on....wise man...We've had virgins....This sounds familiar

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"It's bedtime?

Company?

Yes please

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's bedtime?

For most people yes.

Good evening Lib

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"It's bedtime?

Company?

Yes please

Walking boots on then ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha

Fuck me

As a wise man said to me recently... becareful wat you wish for

Hang on....wise man...We've had virgins....This sounds familiar

Hahahaha cracking up here!!

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"It's bedtime?

Company?

Yes please

Walking boots on then ffs!

They're on and walking

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha

Fuck me

As a wise man said to me recently... becareful wat you wish for

Hang on....wise man...We've had virgins....This sounds familiar

Hahahaha cracking up here!!"

I.actually laughed out loud at that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha

Fuck me

As a wise man said to me recently... becareful wat you wish for

Hang on....wise man...We've had virgins....This sounds familiar

Hahahaha cracking up here!!"

Careful if you're sat in the corner laughing they may get scared

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha

Fuck me

As a wise man said to me recently... becareful wat you wish for

Who is this wise man you speak of the damn fool

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha

Fuck me

As a wise man said to me recently... becareful wat you wish for

Hang on....wise man...We've had virgins....This sounds familiar

Hahahaha cracking up here!!

Careful if you're sat in the corner laughing they may get scared

Think we're way past that point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha

Fuck me

As a wise man said to me recently... becareful wat you wish for

Hang on....wise man...We've had virgins....This sounds familiar

Hahahaha cracking up here!!

I.actually laughed out loud at that"

Anyone seen a donkey?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha

Fuck me

As a wise man said to me recently... becareful wat you wish for

Hang on....wise man...We've had virgins....This sounds familiar

Hahahaha cracking up here!!

Careful if you're sat in the corner laughing they may get scared

Think we're way past that point

Past the point of no return

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha

Fuck me

As a wise man said to me recently... becareful wat you wish for

Hang on....wise man...We've had virgins....This sounds familiar

Hahahaha cracking up here!!

I.actually laughed out loud at that

Anyone seen a donkey?

No but I seen some shepherds :O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha not for a while...

Right nut jobs im off to bo bees.

Im gonna be digging the summary for this one up in the morning.

Good luck suzy, if anyones up to the job its you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha

Fuck me

As a wise man said to me recently... becareful wat you wish for

Who is this wise man you speak of the damn fool

A girl never tells she might need him again sometime

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Hahaha not for a while...

Right nut jobs im off to bo bees.

Im gonna be digging the summary for this one up in the morning.

Good luck suzy, if anyones up to the job its you xx"

Night

don't dream too badly of serial killers after all this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahaha not for a while...

Right nut jobs im off to bo bees.

Im gonna be digging the summary for this one up in the morning.

Good luck suzy, if anyones up to the job its you xx"

Nighty night Vara filthy dreams x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha not for a while...

Right nut jobs im off to bo bees.

Im gonna be digging the summary for this one up in the morning.

Good luck suzy, if anyones up to the job its you xx

Night

don't dream too badly of serial killers after all this!

Oh sammy its me they dream of

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hahaha not for a while...

Right nut jobs im off to bo bees.

Im gonna be digging the summary for this one up in the morning.

Good luck suzy, if anyones up to the job its you xx

Night

don't dream too badly of serial killers after all this!

I know what I'll be dreaming of

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Hahaha not for a while...

Right nut jobs im off to bo bees.

Im gonna be digging the summary for this one up in the morning.

Good luck suzy, if anyones up to the job its you xx

Night

don't dream too badly of serial killers after all this!

Oh sammy its me they dream of

I think you mean nightmares not dreams right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha not for a while...

Right nut jobs im off to bo bees.

Im gonna be digging the summary for this one up in the morning.

Good luck suzy, if anyones up to the job its you xx

Night

don't dream too badly of serial killers after all this!

Oh sammy its me they dream of

I think you mean nightmares not dreams right?

*Evil cackle as i get in my onsie*

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can't wait to see how Suzy summarises this one

You know its gonna be hilarious though

im doing my best ..i really am

Its always awesome but I feel this one has potential to be the funniest

Wonders what I've missed

Im a serial killer with a hareem

stretchy girl and a 10ft henchmen. THAT is all... hahaha

Fuck me

As a wise man said to me recently... becareful wat you wish for

Who is this wise man you speak of the damn fool

A girl never tells she might need him again sometime

Owwww criptic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahaha not for a while...

Right nut jobs im off to bo bees.

Im gonna be digging the summary for this one up in the morning.

Good luck suzy, if anyones up to the job its you xx

Night

don't dream too badly of serial killers after all this!

I know what I'll be dreaming of "

Serial killing wise donkey virgins?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

no pressure then?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hahaha not for a while...

Right nut jobs im off to bo bees.

Im gonna be digging the summary for this one up in the morning.

Good luck suzy, if anyones up to the job its you xx

Night

don't dream too badly of serial killers after all this!

I know what I'll be dreaming of

Serial killing wise donkey virgins?

Nope

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Somthing tells me I've missed a really good night and all so you lot can have a beer

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Hahaha not for a while...

Right nut jobs im off to bo bees.

Im gonna be digging the summary for this one up in the morning.

Good luck suzy, if anyones up to the job its you xx

Night

don't dream too badly of serial killers after all this!

I know what I'll be dreaming of

Serial killing wise donkey virgins?

Nope

I knows but I is not telling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no pressure then?

You'll smash it you know you will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahaha not for a while...

Right nut jobs im off to bo bees.

Im gonna be digging the summary for this one up in the morning.

Good luck suzy, if anyones up to the job its you xx

Night

don't dream too badly of serial killers after all this!

I know what I'll be dreaming of

Serial killing wise donkey virgins?

Nope

Any clues?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"no pressure then?

You'll smash it you know you will.

We all love your summaries suzy xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hahaha not for a while...

Right nut jobs im off to bo bees.

Im gonna be digging the summary for this one up in the morning.

Good luck suzy, if anyones up to the job its you xx

Night

don't dream too badly of serial killers after all this!

I know what I'll be dreaming of

Serial killing wise donkey virgins?

Nope

Any clues? "

Nope

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

unfortunately you have to keep talking to get to the end of this thread before i post it...

gives me more time to finish it off x

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"unfortunately you have to keep talking to get to the end of this thread before i post it...

gives me more time to finish it off x"

Oh we'll get there

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Even

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

It's

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"unfortunately you have to keep talking to get to the end of this thread before i post it...

gives me more time to finish it off x"

And we all know what a great finisher you are

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

This

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

This

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Looks for shrek

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"unfortunately you have to keep talking to get to the end of this thread before i post it...

gives me more time to finish it off x"

We'll do our best xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"unfortunately you have to keep talking to get to the end of this thread before i post it...

gives me more time to finish it off x

And we all know what a great finisher you are

?? you werent upstairs too were you???

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Mean

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"unfortunately you have to keep talking to get to the end of this thread before i post it...

gives me more time to finish it off x

And we all know what a great finisher you are

?? you werent upstairs too were you???

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Failed just as bad as me there

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Wot matter bladey

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