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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the weekend draws to an unfortunate close and we face the prospect of another week that familiar question raises it's ugly head again.....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurking... Preparing to weep at Beauty & The Beast. Imma big old softie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well good evening

Kinda feeling abit frisky, blaming the sunshine, so perving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Mr Dan and everybody

No flirting.....well not on Fab anyway

Hope everyone had a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the weekend draws to an unfortunate close and we face the prospect of another week that familiar question raises it's ugly head again.....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting?

"

All and more

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

evening all,

and that, would be telling..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening one and all... I'm addicted to searching for holidays!!

Hope your well DP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening dan, evening all!! im drinking quitely in the corner tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tired here.......after a rather busy weekend at "Malvern Rocks" with my "vanilla" FB on Friday night.....who had joined fab by Saturday and we met up with a couple of fab couples...... 6 hours sleep over the whole weekend. Just got back in from the final night....need bed now!

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Evening all ^_^ currently doing some trimming and forum lurking

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Tired here.......after a rather busy weekend at "Malvern Rocks" with my "vanilla" FB on Friday night.....who had joined fab by Saturday and we met up with a couple of fab couples...... 6 hours sleep over the whole weekend. Just got back in from the final night....need bed now!"

haha excellent weekends 'work'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working, first night back after the weekend off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lurking... Preparing to weep at Beauty & The Beast. Imma big old softie."

Good evening Ms. Quimm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan "

Oi oi PP.

You working tonight?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening all ^_^ currently doing some trimming and forum lurking "

is that a usual combination of activity?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well good evening

Kinda feeling abit frisky, blaming the sunshine, so perving. "

Why good evening Ms. Fruitloop

Perving you say....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lurking... Preparing to weep at Beauty & The Beast. Imma big old softie.

Good evening Ms. Quimm "

My apologies... I can't read the thread through my tears

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Mr Dan and everybody

No flirting.....well not on Fab anyway

Hope everyone had a good day "

Good evening Ms. Shybie

Flirting is still flirting

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm here. For now.

Had to have a cold shower.

Cos it's clammy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As the weekend draws to an unfortunate close and we face the prospect of another week that familiar question raises it's ugly head again.....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting?

All and more "

Good evening Cdforyou

Damn you're multi tasking tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening all,

and that, would be telling.. "

Good evening Ms. Sexy secretary Suzy

Can we guess?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Evening Dan!!!

Tucked up in my own bed - yay!!! - but been joined by my youngest

I hope you've all had a great weekend x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

A restless flirt here.

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Evening all ^_^ currently doing some trimming and forum lurking

is that a usual combination of activity? "

The lurking yes the trimming not so much but the little guys starting to look like an arab down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening one and all... I'm addicted to searching for holidays!!

Hope your well DP

"

Good evening Ms. Pandora

Me too been scanning the brochures, narrowed it down to Florida or Mexico for October

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening dan, evening all!! im drinking quitely in the corner tonight "

Good evening Ms. Vara

A quit introvert Sunday, what's up chick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the weekend draws to an unfortunate close and we face the prospect of another week that familiar question raises it's ugly head again.....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting?

"

FINALLY

I can go to bed now! Nnight! xx

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By *lirtyGirl1Woman
over a year ago

Northwest

Perving & Flirting

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all ^_^ currently doing some trimming and forum lurking

is that a usual combination of activity?

The lurking yes the trimming not so much but the little guys starting to look like an arab down there "

Too much information Sammy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening one and all... I'm addicted to searching for holidays!!

Hope your well DP

Good evening Ms. Pandora

Me too been scanning the brochures, narrowed it down to Florida or Mexico for October "

Mexico! Love it! It's on my to do list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tired here.......after a rather busy weekend at "Malvern Rocks" with my "vanilla" FB on Friday night.....who had joined fab by Saturday and we met up with a couple of fab couples...... 6 hours sleep over the whole weekend. Just got back in from the final night....need bed now!"

Good evening Mr. Nobby

You turned them to the dark side then....did you tell them we gave cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Night all "

Night! I want to bite that arse

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"evening all,

and that, would be telling..

Good evening Ms. Sexy secretary Suzy

Can we guess? "

you may..if it pleases you x..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all ^_^ currently doing some trimming and forum lurking "

Good evening Sammy

Trimming? Careful how much you take off

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Just finished watching humans. Now a cuppa and bed

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Evening all ^_^ currently doing some trimming and forum lurking

is that a usual combination of activity?

The lurking yes the trimming not so much but the little guys starting to look like an arab down there

Too much information Sammy "

Blame Suzy she asked! But I'll admit subtlety is not my strong suit which is why I'm gonna blurt out you have nice tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night all from me too x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've got prickly heat and my young neighbours are chilling in the garden around the dying embers of their barbecue.

These two things are only connected because being itchy makes me a grumpy old woman and if I try to go to bed I'm going to have to lean out the window and tell them to take it inside.

I think that makes me a pervy lurky tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working, first night back after the weekend off"

Good evening Mr. Thrillseeker

Welcome.fellow night worker

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

night pandora, night tessarosa x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here. For now.

Had to have a cold shower.

Cos it's clammy. "

Good evening Ms. Seduced

Cold shower you say...hmm you sure it's cause it's balmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in from work, and perving before bed

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening sexy delicious delightful Dan at you know where just going to have my roast dinner and tiramisu pudding hope boss didnt put too much tia maria in it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jolly fine evening to everyone. And what an exciting weekend it's been - at least I hope people had an exciting weekend - mine was not so great.

(pause to allow people to offer sympathy.....)

Nephew, great-niece and hamster have now departed and my dog is less stressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening lurking as usual !!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan!!!

Tucked up in my own bed - yay!!! - but been joined by my youngest

I hope you've all had a great weekend x"

Good evening Ms. Juniper

Ah the comforts of your own bed, bet that feels good after bunk life

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening all ^_^ currently doing some trimming and forum lurking

is that a usual combination of activity?

The lurking yes the trimming not so much but the little guys starting to look like an arab down there

Too much information Sammy

Blame Suzy she asked! But I'll admit subtlety is not my strong suit which is why I'm gonna blurt out you have nice tits "

oi you, dont blame me..i just need something good to write about in my summarys...(journalism open question tactics )so thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A restless flirt here. "

Good evening Ms. Stretchy

Flirty and restless, winder if they're linked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join this thread ? I see it appear. Bank holiday in Ireland tomorrow - so a late night for me! You poor Forumites

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I've got prickly heat and my young neighbours are chilling in the garden around the dying embers of their barbecue.

These two things are only connected because being itchy makes me a grumpy old woman and if I try to go to bed I'm going to have to lean out the window and tell them to take it inside.

I think that makes me a pervy lurky tonight.

"

ekk prickly heat, got any chamomile tea you can stew up and put on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night all "

Nighty night PP filthy dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Evening all ^_^ currently doing some trimming and forum lurking

is that a usual combination of activity?

The lurking yes the trimming not so much but the little guys starting to look like an arab down there

Too much information Sammy

Blame Suzy she asked! But I'll admit subtlety is not my strong suit which is why I'm gonna blurt out you have nice tits

oi you, dont blame me..i just need something good to write about in my summarys...(journalism open question tactics )so thanks "

You still asked about but he's clean as a whistle now just waiting to be blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi folks. I've just finished working on my garage conversion. Long long day. Got lots done though.

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha"

Hi

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Good Evening Dan , Suzy and Everyone else.

Ok tonight I bring Scones, Jam and Clotted Cream with tea or coffee.

Seeing as its sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate sunday nights..

They mean work on Monday.. Back on the hamster wheel..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating my way through chocolate hobnobs as it's the only nob I've been getting this weekend

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all ^_^ currently doing some trimming and forum lurking

is that a usual combination of activity?

The lurking yes the trimming not so much but the little guys starting to look like an arab down there

Too much information Sammy

Blame Suzy she asked! But I'll admit subtlety is not my strong suit which is why I'm gonna blurt out you have nice tits

oi you, dont blame me..i just need something good to write about in my summarys...(journalism open question tactics )so thanks "

And theres nobody better at it

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way "

i mentioned you saying hi, like you asked..must be relatively near the top of first page..ill keep you posted tonight honey..take good care of yourself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do a roll call every night?

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Eating my way through chocolate hobnobs as it's the only nob I've been getting this weekend "

Guessing it wasn't not when you got looks like that

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha"

Helloooooo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As the weekend draws to an unfortunate close and we face the prospect of another week that familiar question raises it's ugly head again.....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting?

FINALLY

I can go to bed now! Nnight! xx"

Good evening and goodnight Ms. Testarossa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha

Hi "

Hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving & Flirting "

Good evening Ms. Flirtygirly

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha

Hi

Hi "

Hows the drinking going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha

Helloooooo x"

Helloooooo to you too my fellow manc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha

Hi

Hi

Hows the drinking going? "

The english breakfast is delish haha.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening all ^_^ currently doing some trimming and forum lurking

is that a usual combination of activity?

The lurking yes the trimming not so much but the little guys starting to look like an arab down there

Too much information Sammy

Blame Suzy she asked! But I'll admit subtlety is not my strong suit which is why I'm gonna blurt out you have nice tits

oi you, dont blame me..i just need something good to write about in my summarys...(journalism open question tactics )so thanks

You still asked about but he's clean as a whistle now just waiting to be blown "

we went into this last night..its a suck job not a blow job...if it was a rub job, would a genie appear...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening one and all... I'm addicted to searching for holidays!!

Hope your well DP

Good evening Ms. Pandora

Me too been scanning the brochures, narrowed it down to Florida or Mexico for October

Mexico! Love it! It's on my to do list "

Taking my daughter so Florida.is.slightly winning at the moment cause of the whole Disney thing

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've got prickly heat and my young neighbours are chilling in the garden around the dying embers of their barbecue.

These two things are only connected because being itchy makes me a grumpy old woman and if I try to go to bed I'm going to have to lean out the window and tell them to take it inside.

I think that makes me a pervy lurky tonight.

ekk prickly heat, got any chamomile tea you can stew up and put on?"

I've put some Eurax cream on. It's not cooling but it stops me scratching. I may have a very long lie in tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha

Hi

Hi "

Hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening all,

and that, would be telling..

Good evening Ms. Sexy secretary Suzy

Can we guess?

you may..if it pleases you x.. "

You being sociable again

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening all ^_^ currently doing some trimming and forum lurking

is that a usual combination of activity?

The lurking yes the trimming not so much but the little guys starting to look like an arab down there

Too much information Sammy

Blame Suzy she asked! But I'll admit subtlety is not my strong suit which is why I'm gonna blurt out you have nice tits

oi you, dont blame me..i just need something good to write about in my summarys...(journalism open question tactics )so thanks

And theres nobody better at it "

youre so good to me, wait till i get you home xx

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha

Hi

Hi

Hows the drinking going?

The english breakfast is delish haha."

may I have one?

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Good evening all!

Been working in the sun all day, in between perving, lurking the forums, and chatting to a couple of lovely ladies on kik.

Life is good and "ain't no Monday gonna get me down"

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Evening all ^_^ currently doing some trimming and forum lurking

is that a usual combination of activity?

The lurking yes the trimming not so much but the little guys starting to look like an arab down there

Too much information Sammy

Blame Suzy she asked! But I'll admit subtlety is not my strong suit which is why I'm gonna blurt out you have nice tits

oi you, dont blame me..i just need something good to write about in my summarys...(journalism open question tactics )so thanks

You still asked about but he's clean as a whistle now just waiting to be blown

we went into this last night..its a suck job not a blow job...if it was a rub job, would a genie appear... "

Went with the metaphor though and what genie is white and sticky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurking

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Do you do a roll call every night?"

yes we do

cheese and pickle

ham salad

or if your really lucky bacon and brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just finished watching humans. Now a cuppa and bed"

Good evening Granny

Was it the season finale tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night all from me too x "

Nighty night Pandora filthy dreams x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha

Hi

Hi

Hows the drinking going?

The english breakfast is delish haha.

may I have one? "

Of course whats your poison?

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha

Hi

Hi

Hows the drinking going?

The english breakfast is delish haha.

may I have one?

Of course whats your poison? "

Builders brew

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got prickly heat and my young neighbours are chilling in the garden around the dying embers of their barbecue.

These two things are only connected because being itchy makes me a grumpy old woman and if I try to go to bed I'm going to have to lean out the window and tell them to take it inside.

I think that makes me a pervy lurky tonight.

"

Good evening Ms. Lickety

I think you can add restless too for a damn near full house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha

Hi

Hi

Hows the drinking going?

The english breakfast is delish haha.

may I have one?

Of course whats your poison?

Builders brew "

Spoon standing up it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long week at work impending & I just can't seem to get to sleep! Can someone stroke my hair please?! Or even just spoon me - there's plenty of room in here!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Just finished watching humans. Now a cuppa and bed

Good evening Granny

Was it the season finale tonight?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just in from work, and perving before bed "

Good evening Sparky

Nowt like a quick perv before bed to sweeten the dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

Just packed for my trip north this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Mr Dan and everybody

No flirting.....well not on Fab anyway

Hope everyone had a good day

Good evening Ms. Shybie

Flirting is still flirting "

Oh yes

Very warm in Outer Magnolia this evening

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over a year ago


"Good evening sexy delicious delightful Dan at you know where just going to have my roast dinner and tiramisu pudding hope boss didnt put too much tia maria in it xxx"

Good evening Voddy x x

Sounds lovely, any going spare?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

i mentioned you saying hi, like you asked..must be relatively near the top of first page..ill keep you posted tonight honey..take good care of yourself xx "

Phew i was all worred for nothing. You sure i still can't interest you in that contract thanks sweet xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A jolly fine evening to everyone. And what an exciting weekend it's been - at least I hope people had an exciting weekend - mine was not so great.

(pause to allow people to offer sympathy.....)

Nephew, great-niece and hamster have now departed and my dog is less stressed!"

Good evening Mr. Happy

Quieter round the old house now then

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha

Hi

Hi

Hows the drinking going?

The english breakfast is delish haha.

may I have one?

Of course whats your poison?

Builders brew

Spoon standing up it is "

Indeed can't beat anything else in this job

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Long week at work impending & I just can't seem to get to sleep! Can someone stroke my hair please?! Or even just spoon me - there's plenty of room in here! "

Willing volunteer here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening lurking as usual !! "

Good evening Mr. Essex

Lurking is the law although perving is better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way "

Oi oi soppy bollocks

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Evening Mr.Dan....

Been working hard lately.....so nice to have a day off today...

Enjoying a beer....so Cheers !!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Seams to be a lot looking forward to working tomorrow. Almost makes me feel guilty for being off the next 4 days after tonight as i say almost mwhahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I join this thread ? I see it appear. Bank holiday in Ireland tomorrow - so a late night for me! You poor Forumites "

Good evening Mr. S4iTIT

All are welcome on the good ship Nocturnal, feel free to join in were a friendly bunch

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

i mentioned you saying hi, like you asked..must be relatively near the top of first page..ill keep you posted tonight honey..take good care of yourself xx

Phew i was all worred for nothing. You sure i still can't interest you in that contract thanks sweet xx"

i might offer one of my own

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

Oi oi soppy bollocks "

Yo dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha"

That's cause that's where the serial killers sit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join this thread ? I see it appear. Bank holiday in Ireland tomorrow - so a late night for me! You poor Forumites

Good evening Mr. S4iTIT

All are welcome on the good ship Nocturnal, feel free to join in were a friendly bunch "

Why thank you x Greetings all

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

i mentioned you saying hi, like you asked..must be relatively near the top of first page..ill keep you posted tonight honey..take good care of yourself xx

Phew i was all worred for nothing. You sure i still can't interest you in that contract thanks sweet xx

i might offer one of my own "

Now theres an idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi folks. I've just finished working on my garage conversion. Long long day. Got lots done though.

"

Good evening Rachel

How's it going, much more left to do?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"A restless flirt here.

Good evening Ms. Stretchy

Flirty and restless, winder if they're linked? "

They usually are in my case

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Evening Dan , Suzy and Everyone else.

Ok tonight I bring Scones, Jam and Clotted Cream with tea or coffee.

Seeing as its sunday "

Good evening Ms. Sexyspecs

Damn, you're spoiling us tonight bless you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha

That's cause that's where the serial killers sit "

Now now dan you promised you wouldnt tell!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"As the weekend draws to an unfortunate close and we face the prospect of another week that familiar question raises it's ugly head again.....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting?

"

Perving

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm here. For now.

Had to have a cold shower.

Cos it's clammy.

Good evening Ms. Seduced

Cold shower you say...hmm you sure it's cause it's balmy "

Okay okay. It was the song lyrics in the other thread. I am partial to a little Steel Panther haha. Whisper them in my ears and I am just about anyone's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hate sunday nights..

They mean work on Monday.. Back on the hamster wheel.."

Good evening Ms. Sunrise

Ah the normality of a Monday to Friday job, Mondays just another day to me tbh

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Can I join this thread ? I see it appear. Bank holiday in Ireland tomorrow - so a late night for me! You poor Forumites

Good evening Mr. S4iTIT

All are welcome on the good ship Nocturnal, feel free to join in were a friendly bunch

Why thank you x Greetings all "

hi , welcome , bit busy note taking but feel free to join in and comment and make remarks i can use in some twisted perverted way in the summaries i write dont worry if no one posts any i make them up anyway xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck it's busy here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating my way through chocolate hobnobs as it's the only nob I've been getting this weekend "

Good evening Ms. Janey

Oh no chick that's a bummer, least you have good taste in biscuits

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Anyone up to anything fun or exciting this week?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good Evening Dan , Suzy and Everyone else.

Ok tonight I bring Scones, Jam and Clotted Cream with tea or coffee.

Seeing as its sunday

Good evening Ms. Sexyspecs

Damn, you're spoiling us tonight bless you "

hi there...thank you very much.. love scones and clotted cream and jam xxxx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm here. For now.

Had to have a cold shower.

Cos it's clammy.

Good evening Ms. Seduced

Cold shower you say...hmm you sure it's cause it's balmy

Okay okay. It was the song lyrics in the other thread. I am partial to a little Steel Panther haha. Whisper them in my ears and I am just about anyone's "

ill remember that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

Oi oi soppy bollocks "

I read that as sloppy.....

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I'm here. For now.

Had to have a cold shower.

Cos it's clammy.

Good evening Ms. Seduced

Cold shower you say...hmm you sure it's cause it's balmy

Okay okay. It was the song lyrics in the other thread. I am partial to a little Steel Panther haha. Whisper them in my ears and I am just about anyone's

ill remember that "

Steel panther are awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you do a roll call every night?"

Good evening Mr. Rogue

Much to the annoyance of some people yes It's just a friendly banter thread for us poor souls who either work through the night or just happen to be up. Nothing serious just a bit of a laugh

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Evening Dan & the rest of the usual suspects

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Anyone up to anything fun or exciting this week? "

Driving am officer about and suffering prolonged bouts of radio 4 is as fun as my week gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening, I'm feeling a bit sunburnt this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone up to anything fun or exciting this week? "

Nowt till Saturday... Bit that will be worth waiting for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all!

Been working in the sun all day, in between perving, lurking the forums, and chatting to a couple of lovely ladies on kik.

Life is good and "ain't no Monday gonna get me down" "

Good evening Lord Flasheart

Sounds like you've had a spiffing day old bean

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Good Evening Dan , Suzy and Everyone else.

Ok tonight I bring Scones, Jam and Clotted Cream with tea or coffee.

Seeing as its sunday

Good evening Ms. Sexyspecs

Damn, you're spoiling us tonight bless you "

Well someon gotta feed the troops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lurking "

Good evening to you both

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Feel free.to join in the banter were a friendly bunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving eyebrows rapidly moving up and down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you do a roll call every night?

yes we do

cheese and pickle

ham salad

or if your really lucky bacon and brown sauce

"

Bacon please

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Anyone up to anything fun or exciting this week?

Driving am officer about and suffering prolonged bouts of radio 4 is as fun as my week gets "

Not good

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Can't contain myself. ...getting a little bit too excited

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm here. For now.

Had to have a cold shower.

Cos it's clammy.

Good evening Ms. Seduced

Cold shower you say...hmm you sure it's cause it's balmy

Okay okay. It was the song lyrics in the other thread. I am partial to a little Steel Panther haha. Whisper them in my ears and I am just about anyone's

ill remember that "

Don't you try and distract me. That duck needs my full attention

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Anyone up to anything fun or exciting this week?

Nowt till Saturday... Bit that will be worth waiting for. "

Naughty plans?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm here. For now.

Had to have a cold shower.

Cos it's clammy.

Good evening Ms. Seduced

Cold shower you say...hmm you sure it's cause it's balmy

Okay okay. It was the song lyrics in the other thread. I am partial to a little Steel Panther haha. Whisper them in my ears and I am just about anyone's

ill remember that

Don't you try and distract me. That duck needs my full attention"

hehe when you going to jaydees again _educed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Long week at work impending & I just can't seem to get to sleep! Can someone stroke my hair please?! Or even just spoon me - there's plenty of room in here! "

Good evening Ms.Mimieux

Don't panic for every working week there's the prospect 9f the weekend at the end of it to look forward to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A jolly fine evening to everyone. And what an exciting weekend it's been - at least I hope people had an exciting weekend - mine was not so great.

(pause to allow people to offer sympathy.....)

Nephew, great-niece and hamster have now departed and my dog is less stressed!

Good evening Mr. Happy

Quieter round the old house now then "

Peace at last! I can put my feet up with a well-earned cuppa (Darjeeling for me) and Sammy the dog now feels able to sit and relax without worrying about hamster bites!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just finished watching humans. Now a cuppa and bed

Good evening Granny

Was it the season finale tonight?

Yes "

Bollocks don't think I recorded it have to get it on catch up

...dont tell me the ending

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Just packed for my trip north this week"

Good evening Mr. Fox

Business or pleasure?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

bacon butty for dan, tea and cake for me please and if i miss you out ill catch you in part 2..its rapidly approaching x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Mr Dan and everybody

No flirting.....well not on Fab anyway

Hope everyone had a good day

Good evening Ms. Shybie

Flirting is still flirting

Oh yes

Very warm in Outer Magnolia this evening "

You a bit flushed there young lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Okay okay. It was the song lyrics in the other thread. I am partial to a little Steel Panther haha.

"

Is a Steel Panther better than a plastic rabbit?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

Oi oi soppy bollocks

I read that as sloppy..... "

Don't my inbox is a scery place as it is please don't make it worse

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Bacon sombody say bacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mr.Dan....

Been working hard lately.....so nice to have a day off today...

Enjoying a beer....so Cheers !!"

Good evening Mr. Niceguy

Can't beat a relaxing beer after a week of hard graft...enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Just packed for my trip north this week

Good evening Mr. Fox

Business or pleasure? "

Business although if anyone pleasurable is around....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

Oi oi soppy bollocks

I read that as sloppy..... "
so did I fruity xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seams to be a lot looking forward to working tomorrow. Almost makes me feel guilty for being off the next 4 days after tonight as i say almost mwhahahaha"

I've got 4 off but not till Wednesday

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Anyone up to anything fun or exciting this week?

Driving am officer about and suffering prolonged bouts of radio 4 is as fun as my week gets

Not good "

Nope only respite is the sheer amount of alcohol I have stocked up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

i mentioned you saying hi, like you asked..must be relatively near the top of first page..ill keep you posted tonight honey..take good care of yourself xx

Phew i was all worred for nothing. You sure i still can't interest you in that contract thanks sweet xx

i might offer one of my own "

Its MUTINY I tell thee

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Bacon sombody say bacon

"

bacon butty sent across..with a cup of tea x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Yo dude "

You busy again tonight?

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow


"Evening Mr.Dan....

Been working hard lately.....so nice to have a day off today...

Enjoying a beer....so Cheers !!

Good evening Mr. Niceguy

Can't beat a relaxing beer after a week of hard graft...enjoy "

Just been a passenger in a car driven by my daughter...that's why i needed the beer !!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

Oi oi soppy bollocks

I read that as sloppy.....

Don't my inbox is a scery place as it is please don't make it worse "

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm here. For now.

Had to have a cold shower.

Cos it's clammy.

Good evening Ms. Seduced

Cold shower you say...hmm you sure it's cause it's balmy

Okay okay. It was the song lyrics in the other thread. I am partial to a little Steel Panther haha. Whisper them in my ears and I am just about anyone's

ill remember that

Don't you try and distract me. That duck needs my full attention

hehe when you going to jaydees again _educed?"

Is something happening on the 15th?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I join this thread ? I see it appear. Bank holiday in Ireland tomorrow - so a late night for me! You poor Forumites

Good evening Mr. S4iTIT

All are welcome on the good ship Nocturnal, feel free to join in were a friendly bunch

Why thank you x Greetings all "

You working or you got it off?.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

i mentioned you saying hi, like you asked..must be relatively near the top of first page..ill keep you posted tonight honey..take good care of yourself xx

Phew i was all worred for nothing. You sure i still can't interest you in that contract thanks sweet xx

i might offer one of my own

Its MUTINY I tell thee "

im too busy to mutiny atm xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A restless flirt here.

Good evening Ms. Stretchy

Flirty and restless, winder if they're linked?

They usually are in my case "

Noentire of perving though..

Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi folks. I've just finished working on my garage conversion. Long long day. Got lots done though.

Good evening Rachel

How's it going, much more left to do? "

Hiya ,

I'm still freaked you your avatar; even though I know what they are they still make me think it's an sti!

Yes. Lots still to do.

Hole for french windows cut through two layers of blocks and one of stone.

New lintel in and two rows of bricks layed, props now removed.

Four oak doors removed from the front along with frames.

First fix of ring main in place.

Floor beams all in place. Insulation is all in the floor. Floored over half of it.

Not bad for a weekend I think.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm here. For now.

Had to have a cold shower.

Cos it's clammy.

Good evening Ms. Seduced

Cold shower you say...hmm you sure it's cause it's balmy

Okay okay. It was the song lyrics in the other thread. I am partial to a little Steel Panther haha. Whisper them in my ears and I am just about anyone's

ill remember that

Don't you try and distract me. That duck needs my full attention

hehe when you going to jaydees again _educed?

Is something happening on the 15th? "

ill be there 14th and 15th

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

i mentioned you saying hi, like you asked..must be relatively near the top of first page..ill keep you posted tonight honey..take good care of yourself xx

Phew i was all worred for nothing. You sure i still can't interest you in that contract thanks sweet xx

i might offer one of my own

Its MUTINY I tell thee

im too busy to mutiny atm xx "

What are we? Fucking pirates now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fk drinking quietly in the corner nobody says hello hahaha

That's cause that's where the serial killers sit

Now now dan you promised you wouldnt tell! "

No one knows where the bodies are so you're still safe

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi folks. I've just finished working on my garage conversion. Long long day. Got lots done though.

Good evening Rachel

How's it going, much more left to do?

Hiya ,

I'm still freaked you your avatar; even though I know what they are they still make me think it's an sti!

Yes. Lots still to do.

Hole for french windows cut through two layers of blocks and one of stone.

New lintel in and two rows of bricks layed, props now removed.

Four oak doors removed from the front along with frames.

First fix of ring main in place.

Floor beams all in place. Insulation is all in the floor. Floored over half of it.

Not bad for a weekend I think. "

oh my you've done awesome xxxx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening mr nice x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Bacon sombody say bacon

bacon butty sent across..with a cup of tea x"

Owww my dimond. Yes dan mutany shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I chopped out all the part blocks so we can key in the new walls to block up three doorways and fit two windows and a front door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As the weekend draws to an unfortunate close and we face the prospect of another week that familiar question raises it's ugly head again.....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting?

Perving"

Good evening Mr. Ayeman

That's a given round here

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm here. For now.

Had to have a cold shower.

Cos it's clammy.

Good evening Ms. Seduced

Cold shower you say...hmm you sure it's cause it's balmy

Okay okay. It was the song lyrics in the other thread. I am partial to a little Steel Panther haha. Whisper them in my ears and I am just about anyone's

ill remember that

Don't you try and distract me. That duck needs my full attention

hehe when you going to jaydees again _educed?

Is something happening on the 15th?

ill be there 14th and 15th "

Good stuff. I may see you there

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

i mentioned you saying hi, like you asked..must be relatively near the top of first page..ill keep you posted tonight honey..take good care of yourself xx

Phew i was all worred for nothing. You sure i still can't interest you in that contract thanks sweet xx

i might offer one of my own

Its MUTINY I tell thee

im too busy to mutiny atm xx

What are we? Fucking pirates now? "

i am a pirate..didnt you know?..a pirate of deviance...

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow


"Evening mr nice x"

Hi.....you been keeping good ??

I've been working too hard lately....

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm here. For now.

Had to have a cold shower.

Cos it's clammy.

Good evening Ms. Seduced

Cold shower you say...hmm you sure it's cause it's balmy

Okay okay. It was the song lyrics in the other thread. I am partial to a little Steel Panther haha. Whisper them in my ears and I am just about anyone's

ill remember that

Don't you try and distract me. That duck needs my full attention

hehe when you going to jaydees again _educed?

Is something happening on the 15th?

ill be there 14th and 15th

Good stuff. I may see you there "

claps hands excitedly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Owww my dimond. Yes dan mutany shiver me timbers "

That's the best Robert Newton impression on this site

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here. For now.

Had to have a cold shower.

Cos it's clammy.

Good evening Ms. Seduced

Cold shower you say...hmm you sure it's cause it's balmy

Okay okay. It was the song lyrics in the other thread. I am partial to a little Steel Panther haha. Whisper them in my ears and I am just about anyone's "

Hmmm...

*goes off to Google Steel Panther lyrics*

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"A flying visit as its pretty crap here again tonight. So I'll be trusting the sexy secretary to keep me informed of all shananagins be it filth cake or flert. Also im still trying to work out how i got into last nights tecap even though id not posted by then. Hope it was in a good way

Oi oi soppy bollocks

I read that as sloppy.....

Don't my inbox is a scery place as it is please don't make it worse "

I shall put this shuvel down at some point tonight gowd. NOT you suzy you are the light in my dark inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Dan & the naughty nocties!

Considering an early night, strange I know!

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