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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pull up a bar stool. .what's ya poison?

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By *he devil and his loverCouple
over a year ago

Boston

A nice cool beer , ale would be good what you got ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pull up a bar stool. .what's ya poison?"

J2o please. Don't care what flavour, surprise me. No glitter and no ice though, I don't do penguins pooh.

Cheers. One for yourself?

It's quiet in here, have you only just opened up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a tequila sunrise with a slice of lemon and a umbrella please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice cool beer , ale would be good what you got ??"

Wat you fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint mojito best make it a pitcher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pull up a bar stool. .what's ya poison?

J2o please. Don't care what flavour, surprise me. No glitter and no ice though, I don't do penguins pooh.

Cheers. One for yourself?

It's quiet in here, have you only just opened up?"

You mean you don't want a umbrellllllla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big strong one please, I am in need, I'll be in the bath if someone would care to pass it over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have a tequila sunrise with a slice of lemon and a umbrella please "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mint mojito best make it a pitcher "

The more you post the more we are alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a tequila sunrise with a slice of lemon and a umbrella please

Coming right up"
aww thank you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pull up a bar stool. .what's ya poison?

J2o please. Don't care what flavour, surprise me. No glitter and no ice though, I don't do penguins pooh.

Cheers. One for yourself?

It's quiet in here, have you only just opened up?

You mean you don't want a umbrellllllla "

No ta, I'll only end up poking my eye out with the damn thing.

Again......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I fancy a cosmo .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a tequila sunrise with a slice of lemon and a umbrella please "
hey you're more of a pornstar type

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A big strong one please, I am in need, I'll be in the bath if someone would care to pass it over "

Strong one on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo did someone mention mojito?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pull up a bar stool. .what's ya poison?"

Large Rioja please and a few dry roasted nuts please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fancy a cosmo ....."

Cosmo for granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mint mojito best make it a pitcher

The more you post the more we are alike "

Thats good cause your one of my faves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooo did someone mention mojito? "

There's a few pitchers on the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo did someone mention mojito? "

Pull up stool i have a pitcher

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A large g&t please & 1 for yourself!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a tequila sunrise with a slice of lemon and a umbrella please hey you're more of a pornstar type "
haha shush we don't talk about that. It sounded a manly drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pull up a bar stool. .what's ya poison?

Large Rioja please and a few dry roasted nuts please "

One of my fave Vin rouge..dry roasted at end of bar

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Bacardi and Coke .

Pretty Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mint mojito best make it a pitcher

The more you post the more we are alike

Thats good cause your one of my faves "

Mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just what I need mmmm

barman keep em coming please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A large g&t please & 1 for yourself!!"

Coming right up lovely..bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pull up a bar stool. .what's ya poison?

Large Rioja please and a few dry roasted nuts please

One of my fave Vin rouge..dry roasted at end of bar "

No chance, I want my own! Not eating someone else's pissy bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bacardi and Coke .

Pretty Please

"

Ice n slice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jameson double on the rocks and a miller high life. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh yeah your avatar has just reminded me. Could I have a couple of large ones please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pull up a bar stool. .what's ya poison?

Large Rioja please and a few dry roasted nuts please

One of my fave Vin rouge..dry roasted at end of bar

No chance, I want my own! Not eating someone else's pissy bits "

No piss bits in my bar..I dont have ocd for nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont eat the nuts at the end of the bar. Who knows where everyones hands have been

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jameson double on the rocks and a miller high life. Thank you"

On its way

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

White Russian, barkeep, easy on the Kahlua, hard on the vodka, if you will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooh yeah your avatar has just reminded me. Could I have a couple of large ones please. "

And a drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"White Russian, barkeep, easy on the Kahlua, hard on the vodka, if you will. "

Yes Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A big strong one please, I am in need, I'll be in the bath if someone would care to pass it over

Strong one on its way"

Thanks lovely, sling owt my way now, I am ready and willing

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By *kmale65000Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Any pork scratchings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh yeah your avatar has just reminded me. Could I have a couple of large ones please.

And a drink?"
nah. Maybe later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A big strong one please, I am in need, I'll be in the bath if someone would care to pass it over

Strong one on its way

Thanks lovely, sling owt my way now, I am ready and willing "

Brace yaself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont eat the nuts at the end of the bar. Who knows where everyones hands have been"

SEEE!!

He knows! Slide me down a sealed bag- hell, have one for yourself!

Pristine nuts Only please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any pork scratchings? "

Yes but you need to purchase a beverage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooh yeah your avatar has just reminded me. Could I have a couple of large ones please.

And a drink? nah. Maybe later "

Pfft lightweight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont eat the nuts at the end of the bar. Who knows where everyones hands have been

SEEE!!

He knows! Slide me down a sealed bag- hell, have one for yourself!

Pristine nuts Only please! "

I will have you know my nuts are in mint condition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A big strong one please, I am in need, I'll be in the bath if someone would care to pass it over

Strong one on its way

Thanks lovely, sling owt my way now, I am ready and willing

Brace yaself "

Braced, positioned and can I join DJ in a white Russian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh yeah your avatar has just reminded me. Could I have a couple of large ones please.

And a drink? nah. Maybe later

Pfft lightweight"
oh go on then. A couple of yer large ones and a pint of tetleys

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Any pork to scratch ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A big strong one please, I am in need, I'll be in the bath if someone would care to pass it over

Strong one on its way

Thanks lovely, sling owt my way now, I am ready and willing

Brace yaself

Braced, positioned and can I join DJ in a white Russian "

You sure can...bottoms up..Ohh already there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooh yeah your avatar has just reminded me. Could I have a couple of large ones please.

And a drink? nah. Maybe later

Pfft lightweight oh go on then. A couple of yer large ones and a pint of tetleys "

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any pork to scratch ?"

If you wait at the bar long enough there will be...Im sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nuts "

Are they honey roast or salty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nuts

Are they honey roast or salty? "
don't know. Not tasted em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A turbo shanty! Please flower

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have nuts

Are they honey roast or salty? "

I'd say second hand used ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A turbo shanty! Please flower "

Flower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A turbo shanty! Please flower "
shandy

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I have nuts

Are they honey roast or salty? don't know. Not tasted em "

Still salty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nuts

Are they honey roast or salty?

I'd say second hand used ones "
the proof is in the tasting

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"White Russian, barkeep, easy on the Kahlua, hard on the vodka, if you will.

Yes Sir"

Great service.

Keep the change

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have nuts

Are they honey roast or salty?

I'd say second hand used ones the proof is in the tasting "

Ahhhh that old one liner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"White Russian, barkeep, easy on the Kahlua, hard on the vodka, if you will.

Yes Sir

Great service.

Keep the change "

Muchas gracias señor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry Margherita for me

Or a very large Irish coffee !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka on the rocks please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Strawberry Margherita for me

Or a very large Irish coffee !!"

Marguerite it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nuts

Are they honey roast or salty? don't know. Not tasted em

Still salty "

More pork scratchings?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vodka on the rocks please "

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nuts

Are they honey roast or salty?

I'd say second hand used ones the proof is in the tasting

Ahhhh that old one liner "
I know. It's never ever worked. Hence the single guy

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Oooo a ladykiller please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have nuts

Are they honey roast or salty?

I'd say second hand used ones the proof is in the tasting

Ahhhh that old one liner I know. It's never ever worked. Hence the single guy "

So change the patter then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooo a ladykiller please "

On its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barefoot refresh please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nuts

Are they honey roast or salty?

I'd say second hand used ones the proof is in the tasting "

Well when you find out let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*totters in on me white stilettos,plonks my white handbag on the bar*

Pina colada with a garnish of pineapple chunks and glacé cherries,an umbrella,a sparkler and a big straw to suck it up with please. I'm in full on Essex girl mode tonight. Sorry about the fake tan on your bathroom hand towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nuts

Are they honey roast or salty? don't know. Not tasted em

Still salty "
So not funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nuts

Are they honey roast or salty? don't know. Not tasted em

Still salty

More pork scratchings? "
I'm taking me nuts and I'm off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*totters in on me white stilettos,plonks my white handbag on the bar*

Pina colada with a garnish of pineapple chunks and glacé cherries,an umbrella,a sparkler and a big straw to suck it up with please. I'm in full on Essex girl mode tonight. Sorry about the fake tan on your bathroom hand towel "

Woman remove the white bag from my bar...pffft....look at my leather bar stool now bloody orange as...where's the bouncer wen ya need him

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Oooo a ladykiller please

On its way "

Thank you kindly

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Anything non alcoholic as I am at work at 1030pm, got to be sober!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the meantime another Rioja please OP- can't fly on one wing!

And one for yourself, whats your poison??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything non alcoholic as I am at work at 1030pm, got to be sober!"

Can I not tempt you in a small one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the meantime another Rioja please OP- can't fly on one wing!

And one for yourself, whats your poison??"

Leaving bottle on the bar so help yaself....tonite me thinks I may partake in a mojito ty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Barefoot refresh please "

Cheeers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might just dad dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*totters in on me white stilettos,plonks my white handbag on the bar*

Pina colada with a garnish of pineapple chunks and glacé cherries,an umbrella,a sparkler and a big straw to suck it up with please. I'm in full on Essex girl mode tonight. Sorry about the fake tan on your bathroom hand towel

Woman remove the white bag from my bar...pffft....look at my leather bar stool now bloody orange as...where's the bouncer wen ya need him "

You're just jel cos my my hair is bigger than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might just dad dance "

How comes he gets a drink and I don't?? He's doing the funky bloody chicken!!

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"I might just dad dance "

Oooo yeah. This I have to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might just dad dance

Oooo yeah. This I have to see "
it's something that will live in your memory forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might just dad dance

How comes he gets a drink and I don't?? He's doing the funky bloody chicken!! "
excuse me. This was cool in the 70 s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might just dad dance "

Right. You're cut off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might just dad dance

Right. You're cut off "
you will love it , trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might just dad dance

Right. You're cut off you will love it , trust me "

You are not Robbie Williams!

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

A good ale please, need a memory bleach :O

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*totters in on me white stilettos,plonks my white handbag on the bar*

Pina colada with a garnish of pineapple chunks and glacé cherries,an umbrella,a sparkler and a big straw to suck it up with please. I'm in full on Essex girl mode tonight. Sorry about the fake tan on your bathroom hand towel

Woman remove the white bag from my bar...pffft....look at my leather bar stool now bloody orange as...where's the bouncer wen ya need him

You're just jel cos my my hair is bigger than yours "

Nah ya tans better....now move along young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might just dad dance

Right. You're cut off you will love it , trust me

You are not Robbie Williams!"
definitely not. I could be his dad though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in from walking Pooch , lovely warm wander on the Orme , so its Rioja o'clock

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Frozen mojito here but not exactly the weather for it

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By *kmale65000Man
over a year ago

doncaster


"Any pork scratchings?

Yes but you need to purchase a beverage "

Ok bacardi and please and a couple of packets of pork scratchings oh and one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magners with ice in this weather please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Magners with ice in this weather please "
the clue is in the. Sunday bar. We are now closed. Drink up please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havanna club 7 and a ginger ale with crushed ice and squashed lime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach please

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