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What car if you have a small cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wondering what car attracts a pussy if you have a small cock? Suggestions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskers delivery van.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Wondering what car attracts a pussy if you have a small cock? Suggestions! "

Any car up until the point they want fucking and then you'll need a penis.

Or creativity.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Whiskers delivery van."

*doffs bowler*

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Whiskers delivery van."

Can't beat that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alfa Romeo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever Ben drives...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who's ben?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whiskers delivery van."

*claps* well done that man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's ben? "

Proof that a small cock causes blindness...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe too much wanting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's classed as a small cock by the way? 8 inches?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"What's classed as a small cock by the way? 8 inches?"

under 5 inches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am ok then with a 7.5 :D instead of car should flash my cock in the streets me thinks.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"I am ok then with a 7.5 :D instead of car should flash my cock in the streets me thinks."

you might get arrested, although I wouldn't complain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am ok then with a 7.5 :D instead of car should flash my cock in the streets me thinks.

you might get arrested, although I wouldn't complain!"

Maybe you should wear a cop uniform and be the one to arrest him lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind getting arrested by a lady :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't be attracted to a man because of his car however, whenever i see a noisy sports car painted yellow, i think "small cock". Any kind of small car with a massive exhaust or ridiculous sound system, you guessed it, "small cock".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am thinking of a Nissan Micra !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bus wanker.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I am thinking of a Nissan Micra ! "

Yea, reverse psychology - they'll assume you have a whopper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that Clarkson drives!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yea that's the idea, double whopper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am under 5inch and have a old golf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, I'd be tempted to buy a tank. I'd love to see the bloody BMWs and Audi's cut me up on the motorway if I drove a tank... Sorry, didn't see you as I drove over your bad driving arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whiskers delivery van."

hehehehe

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