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By *igboy10essex OP Man
over a year ago

Upminster

Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

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over a year ago

Ernie might!

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over a year ago

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x"

If only it wasn't all about me and there would be something in it for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ernie might!"

Ernie? As in Bert and Ernie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ernie might!

Ernie? As in Bert and Ernie? "

No silly the other Ernie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ernie might!

Ernie? As in Bert and Ernie?

No silly the other Ernie!"

Erm. Now I do feel silly.... is Google my friend in times like these?

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By *igboy10essex OP Man
over a year ago

Upminster

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

If only it wasn't all about me and there would be something in it for you!

After go down on you til you tremble & cum too x

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Is it a Southern thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ernie might!

Ernie? As in Bert and Ernie?

No silly the other Ernie!"

Ernie Els? If so Google is my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ernie might!"

And he massaged the fattest prostate in the west!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ernie might!

Ernie? As in Bert and Ernie?

No silly the other Ernie!

Ernie Els? If so Google is my friend"

The fastest milkman in the West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ernie the fastest milkman in the west!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

If only it wasn't all about me and there would be something in it for you!

After go down on you til you tremble & cum too x"

After? Aw come on that's not a fair deal. Unless ofc you can only come once and it only takes 2 min. Then maybe I'll consider it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the nearest farm, you can get machines for that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ernie might!

Ernie? As in Bert and Ernie?

No silly the other Ernie!

Ernie Els? If so Google is my friend

The fastest milkman in the West

What is this you speak of?

Btw Google Ernie Els milking it's quite amusing

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ernie the fastest milkman in the west!"

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By *igboy10essex OP Man
over a year ago

Upminster

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

If only it wasn't all about me and there would be something in it for you!

After go down on you til you tremble & cum too x

After? Aw come on that's not a fair deal. Unless ofc you can only come once and it only takes 2 min. Then maybe I'll consider it

Who knows xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to the nearest farm, you can get machines for that !"

Machines to hold your balls and milk your cock. Wow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where's sue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to the nearest farm, you can get machines for that !

Machines to hold your balls and milk your cock. Wow!!"

You have to go to love honey for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to the nearest farm, you can get machines for that !

Machines to hold your balls and milk your cock. Wow!!

You have to go to love honey for them

Aw and I've just put my order in. Could've got one for R!!

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By *igboy10essex OP Man
over a year ago

Upminster

"Go to the nearest farm, you can get machines for that !

Machines to hold your balls and milk your cock. Wow!!

You have to go to love honey for them

Aw and I've just put my order in. Could've got one for R!!"

Will put an order on but by hand better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ernie the fastest milkman in the west!

It's ok. I've got it. In the end YouTube was my... well not friend cos that's a couple min of my life I'm not getting back...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x"

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

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By *igboy10essex OP Man
over a year ago

Upminster

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

3rd one on the right seems to be the local landmark

. Though if approaching from the other direction, it'll be on the left.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"where's sue?"

...don't forget Rita and Bob too.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It all sounds rather time consuming

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By *igboy10essex OP Man
over a year ago

Upminster

"It all sounds rather time consuming

But the finale is worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ernie might!

Ernie? As in Bert and Ernie?

No silly the other Ernie!"

Ernniieeeee !!

I feel old. Thanks for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It all sounds rather time consuming

But the finale is worth it

Surely in this case the finale isn't? I'd have thought the getting to the point you can come no more is better than the no more coming part?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

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By *igboy10essex OP Man
over a year ago

Upminster

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!"

Who does the milking xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ernie might!

Ernie? As in Bert and Ernie?

No silly the other Ernie!

Ernniieeeee !!

I feel old. Thanks for that.

Nah i got the reference too i lived that song as a kid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx"

You have to take haribos

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By *igboy10essex OP Man
over a year ago

Upminster

"It all sounds rather time consuming

But the finale is worth it

Surely in this case the finale isn't? I'd have thought the getting to the point you can come no more is better than the no more coming part? "

Mmn & barely able to walk after x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x"

Would you ever walk up to someone in the street, say that and expect to hear an 'okay'? No, you wouldn't.

Why would it be any different on here?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx"

The Penge Milkmaids Assoc I assume? I think they have some kind of rota.....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx

You have to take haribos"

Lol, you've been haven't you!!??

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By *igboy10essex OP Man
over a year ago

Upminster

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx

The Penge Milkmaids Assoc I assume? I think they have some kind of rota....."

Put me in touch please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx

You have to take haribos

Lol, you've been haven't you!!??

Yep, I took Fanta too and got extras !

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx

The Penge Milkmaids Assoc I assume? I think they have some kind of rota.....

Put me in touch please

I think you just go to the bush and wait your turn, no appointment needed.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This does feel good though

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By *igboy10essex OP Man
over a year ago

Upminster

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx

The Penge Milkmaids Assoc I assume? I think they have some kind of rota.....

Put me in touch please

I think you just go to the bush and wait your turn, no appointment needed.......

Where's the magic bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk man of human kindness lol great sing by Billy Bragg lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx

The Penge Milkmaids Assoc I assume? I think they have some kind of rota.....

Put me in touch please

I think you just go to the bush and wait your turn, no appointment needed.......

Where's the magic bush

Find Shaggers - he is the Guardian of the Bush

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I love it when a thread goes soooo well!

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By *igboy10essex OP Man
over a year ago

Upminster

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx

The Penge Milkmaids Assoc I assume? I think they have some kind of rota.....

Put me in touch please

I think you just go to the bush and wait your turn, no appointment needed.......

Where's the magic bush

Find Shaggers - he is the Guardian of the Bush"

Ask shaggers to contact me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx

The Penge Milkmaids Assoc I assume? I think they have some kind of rota.....

Put me in touch please

I think you just go to the bush and wait your turn, no appointment needed.......

Where's the magic bush

Find Shaggers - he is the Guardian of the Bush

Ask shaggers to contact me please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ernie might!

Ernie? As in Bert and Ernie?

No silly the other Ernie!

Erm. Now I do feel silly.... is Google my friend in times like these? "

Even YouTube if you type Ernie milkman

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx

The Penge Milkmaids Assoc I assume? I think they have some kind of rota.....

Put me in touch please

I think you just go to the bush and wait your turn, no appointment needed.......

Where's the magic bush

Find Shaggers - he is the Guardian of the Bush

Ask shaggers to contact me please

Lol, SHAGGERS!!!!!!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx

The Penge Milkmaids Assoc I assume? I think they have some kind of rota.....

Put me in touch please

I think you just go to the bush and wait your turn, no appointment needed.......

Where's the magic bush

Find Shaggers - he is the Guardian of the Bush

Ask shaggers to contact me please"

Sorry, it seems he's gone looking for a proper Shag Tonight, his status says so.......but don't worry, he only takes five minutes, I'm sure he'll be along soon!!

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By *igboy10essex OP Man
over a year ago

Upminster

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx

The Penge Milkmaids Assoc I assume? I think they have some kind of rota.....

Put me in touch please

I think you just go to the bush and wait your turn, no appointment needed.......

Where's the magic bush

Find Shaggers - he is the Guardian of the Bush

Ask shaggers to contact me please

Lol, SHAGGERS!!!!!!!!"

Can't see him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx

The Penge Milkmaids Assoc I assume? I think they have some kind of rota.....

Put me in touch please

I think you just go to the bush and wait your turn, no appointment needed.......

Where's the magic bush

Find Shaggers - he is the Guardian of the Bush

Ask shaggers to contact me please

Lol, SHAGGERS!!!!!!!!

Can't see him

He's camouflaged so the local police don't see him !

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

How do you know

Our very own Shaggers goes there all the time to have his cock milked!

Who does the milking xx

The Penge Milkmaids Assoc I assume? I think they have some kind of rota.....

Put me in touch please

I think you just go to the bush and wait your turn, no appointment needed.......

Where's the magic bush

Find Shaggers - he is the Guardian of the Bush

Ask shaggers to contact me please

Lol, SHAGGERS!!!!!!!!

Can't see him

He's camouflaged so the local police don't see him !"

Yeah you have to follow the sound of sucking Haribo Cola bottles! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any milkers near penge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any milkers near penge?

You've got competition for your bush bud !

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Any milkers near penge?

Hey Shaggers, someone wants to hire your bush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any milkers near penge?

You've got competition for your bush bud !"
Yes I do there pal. I need to make it my bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any milkers near penge?

Hey Shaggers, someone wants to hire your bush!

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Yes, it seems they do there. It will cost a haribo bag lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Any milkers near penge?

You've got competition for your bush bud !Yes I do there pal. I need to make it my bush

Haha, stake your claim Shags....BTW, I think I'm going to issue the challenge (solely to you) to SMILE in one of your profile pics lol!! I'm sure you get a shag in a bush if you do lol!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Any milkers near penge?

Hey Shaggers, someone wants to hire your bush!

Yes, it seems they do there. It will cost a haribo bag lol

Cheap at half the price....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any milkers near penge?

You've got competition for your bush bud !Yes I do there pal. I need to make it my bush

Haha, stake your claim Shags....BTW, I think I'm going to issue the challenge (solely to you) to SMILE in one of your profile pics lol!! I'm sure you get a shag in a bush if you do lol!"

I thought it was Herr Flick off of Allo Allo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any milkers near penge?

You've got competition for your bush bud !Yes I do there pal. I need to make it my bush

Own your bush.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Any milkers near penge?

You've got competition for your bush bud !Yes I do there pal. I need to make it my bush

Own your bush."

He could put a collar on it maybe, engraved with 'Shaggers Bush?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

I was thinking that lol

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By *igboy10essex OP Man
over a year ago

Upminster

"Mmmm I fancy having my balls held & cock milked til I can cum no more.

Anhone fancy arranging something x

I think there's a bush in Penge where you can get that done....

I was thinking that lol"

Are you a milkmaid xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any milkers near penge?

You've got competition for your bush bud !Yes I do there pal. I need to make it my bush

Haha, stake your claim Shags....BTW, I think I'm going to issue the challenge (solely to you) to SMILE in one of your profile pics lol!! I'm sure you get a shag in a bush if you do lol!"
Ty and yes I will smile in the next I do lol, its a serious pose I am doing there tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any milkers near penge?

You've got competition for your bush bud !Yes I do there pal. I need to make it my bush

Haha, stake your claim Shags....BTW, I think I'm going to issue the challenge (solely to you) to SMILE in one of your profile pics lol!! I'm sure you get a shag in a bush if you do lol!

I thought it was Herr Flick off of Allo Allo

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lol that's a good one, allo allo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any milkers near penge?

You've got competition for your bush bud !Yes I do there pal. I need to make it my bush

Own your bush.

He could put a collar on it maybe, engraved with 'Shaggers Bush?

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Yes that would be one way to own the bush, good engraving there too lol.

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