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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

She's single.... She lives right across the street.

I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looks at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get d*unk, and get laid tonight! Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

She said, "Great! ....Could you watch my dog??

Being a senior citizen, really sucks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww that so crushing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just spat my brew over my bacon butty......gonna have to make another one now..... . Grrrr

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