FabSwingers.com forum: Animal analogies.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, a quick forum browse informs us that a cock like a donkey is good but a face like a camel is bad.

Any other animal characteristics that are good/bad?

I'm a big fan of a platypus but imagine they are terrible lovers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, a quick forum browse informs us that a cock like a donkey is good but a face like a camel is bad.

Any other animal characteristics that are good/bad?

I'm a big fan of a platypus but imagine they are terrible lovers. "

Camel toe isn't such a bad thing... I'm sure that there are appendages of most animals that may be beneficial but I'm pretty sure that the face of anything would be considered fairly bad

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A face like a pig wearing lipstick might appeal to some but one like a bulldog sucking a wasp can't be attractive.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Hung like gnat/mouse/ant? Probably not good.

Foof like a yawning beaver? Also probably not good.

Face as red as a baboons arse? Suppose it depends what you're doing at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It smells like an otters hideout ! Is never a good shout

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Old friend of mine had a stock compliment - fanny like a mouses ear. Always liked the image.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Fanny like a Hippo's yawn - I don't think its meant as a compliment

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Spaniels ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite the same thing but wombats fuck in a spoons position. ..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I have the morals of an alley cat

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Tits like snoopy's nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock like a mole rat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't want to be compared to a pot-bellied pig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a tongue like an anteater would be good.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

If you had a face like a horse you'd probably get fed up pretty quick with people asking....."Why the long face? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your dog had face like mine, you would shave it's arse and make it walk backwards lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is having more pricks than a hedgehog a good thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's all try or maybe more humps than a camal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Atomic Energy Authority have invested in thousands of rabbits, having realised they are the safest fast breeeders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is having more pricks than a hedgehog a good thing?"
whole new meaning to a sharp dig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a Baboons arse.

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