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Paraphrase a proverb or well known saying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

eg If at first you don't satisfy, cum cum cum again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two's company, three's a treat.

There's many a slip 'twixt skirt and knicks.

One swallow doesn't make a cumslut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the eye doesn't see, the foot trips over.

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my head.

A good friend will help you move. A great friend will help you move the body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abstinence makes the cock grow longer

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

It at first you don't succeed, give up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nothing succeeds like a toothless budgie.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

It's so cold I'm boiling my arse off

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Shit happens .. Usually after anal

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Milking by hand is worth two in a bush in penge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look before you peep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs

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You can't shove your cock up a fart pipe without expecting to get sweet corn under your foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look before you peep"

Alternatively: Always look before you leak.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Behind every great man lies a great woman - and one in front of him as well, if he's lucky

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

All men are brothers. Hence war.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Not rewriting anything so much as passing on this little aphorism from William Blake:

"The Road of Excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom"

Always loved that.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Never put off till tomorrow who you can do today

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

your move; the balls are in your cunt.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in you men

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

* your

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Milking by hand is worth two in a bush in penge"

I thought it was:

"10 in the hand is worth 1 in Kate Bush"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snip in time saves nine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look after the pennies because pounds don't stay for long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman's place is in the bedroom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, do you realise there is a nonviolent way to deal with a problem.

Zen saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing totally.

If you can keep your head when al about you are losing theirs, you really don't appreciate how bad the situation is!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Brevity is the soul of wit," said Shakespeare.

I say, WANK!

Thus I win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things you didn't read in the Bible:

"Before the cock cums three times you will betray me"

And God said: "Let there be light" - and Mrs God said: "Turn that bloody light off"

And the Lord God spake from the bush and lo, Moses did say: "Fuck me, it's a talking pussy!"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Things you didn't read in the Bible:

"Before the cock cums three times you will betray me"

And God said: "Let there be light" - and Mrs God said: "Turn that bloody light off"

And the Lord God spake from the bush and lo, Moses did say: "Fuck me, it's a talking pussy!""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All good things come to those who bloody well go out and get them.

What goes up must be bigger than 7 inches

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