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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When people say they are like an animal in sex I can't help thinking which animal ?

I bet most of you are like that squealing tortoise on you tube trying to hump a plastic croc sandal.

So.... C'mon what animal are you in and out of sex...

If you don't tell ...... I hope your next meet is a black widow :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment a walrus,although I'm getting better at exfoliating my face.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Today I'm a total sloth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolf, powerful but easily distracted by food and shiney things.

Also fluffy.

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By *rwchcpleCouple
over a year ago

norwich

Right now I'm a sloth....still laid in bed to lazy to even play with myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have actually been told by an ex that I growled and was really rough during sessions on several occasions where I'd completely let go of my inhibitions, I only vaguely remember this, but yes, I had pretty much reverted into a very primal state

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Wolf, powerful but easily distracted by food and shiney things.

Also fluffy."

oooo look a glittery burger in a feathery bun !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giant tortoise

Complete with grunting

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

You n me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like the do on the discovery channels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of sex, I'm a lost puppy, you know the kind that follows people around with big floppy paws that are too big and huge eyes looking for food and games

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

That monkey from planet of the apes - the one with the hair - the good looking one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a wild untamed haggis

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By *aldeagle101Man
over a year ago

Isleworth

Today, I feel like a panda! Eats,shoots and leaves

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?

- Amy. x"

a race of egg and spoons?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm a wild untamed haggis"

At least you can't run away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a wild untamed haggis

At least you can't run away."

extends three bagpipe legs..Oh yes I fucking can

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tigger.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

My lover has compared me to the Dying Fly from Tiswas after I have multiple orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an Otter coz they don't come any 'otter than me

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I'm like a pussy cat all big eyes and purring then when you least expect it I jump on your lap and dig my nails in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an Otter coz they don't come any 'otter than me

Do you have a wet pocket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbits

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Tasmanian devil!

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

All these animals around ... watch out for the single hunters ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All these animals around ... watch out for the single hunters ..."

with their ninja perving skills, they're undetectable

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?

- Amy. x

a race of egg and spoons?"

Not an animal but I'll take it. XD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?

- Amy. x

a race of egg and spoons?

Not an animal but I'll take it. XD"

A lazy turtle.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?

- Amy. x

a race of egg and spoons?

Not an animal but I'll take it. XD

A lazy turtle."

Never seen a turtle spoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol well it would have to be a pooch , cuddly with sad eyes and a waggy tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?

- Amy. x

a race of egg and spoons?

Not an animal but I'll take it. XD

A lazy turtle.

Never seen a turtle spoon?"

Eat the soup out of the shell :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?

- Amy. x

a race of egg and spoons?

Not an animal but I'll take it. XD

A lazy turtle.

Never seen a turtle spoon?"

It could happen

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?

- Amy. x

a race of egg and spoons?

Not an animal but I'll take it. XD

A lazy turtle.

Never seen a turtle spoon?

It could happen

I've seen a soup spoon ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely? "

Panthers obviously don't cum and run as quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorn

Say no more.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Changed my mind - I'll be a snapping turtle, held up by one of the red-neck type folks, with a tilted baseball cap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say a koala, because im cuddly, but also shy like the panda, so a bit of both I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to say a koala, because im cuddly, but also shy like the panda, so a bit of both I think

Red panda!!!!! Cueatst things on eart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to say a koala, because im cuddly, but also shy like the panda, so a bit of both I think

Red panda!!!!! Cueatst things on eart"

Well, I do have red hair, so ill go with that

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I was going to say a koala, because im cuddly, but also shy like the panda, so a bit of both I think

A koanda or a panola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely? "

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

fuck me ......

They never have spots....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to say a koala, because im cuddly, but also shy like the panda, so a bit of both I think

Red panda!!!!! Cueatst things on eart

Well, I do have red hair, so ill go with that

There's a video of baby ones playing on YouTube if you don't go "squeeeee" over the cuteness you're not human I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther "

Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panthers are cooler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to say a koala, because im cuddly, but also shy like the panda, so a bit of both I think

A koanda or a panola "

Koanda, panola sounds like food, im not that edible lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to say a koala, because im cuddly, but also shy like the panda, so a bit of both I think

Red panda!!!!! Cueatst things on eart

Well, I do have red hair, so ill go with that

There's a video of baby ones playing on YouTube if you don't go "squeeeee" over the cuteness you're not human I'm afraid"

Id definately go "squeeee", saw a glimpse of a red panda once at a wildlife park, then it was gone

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther

Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol

I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...

Okay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide obviously be a dog haha

I'm always trying to hump something......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ide obviously be a dog haha

I'm always trying to hump something......

Dobermann ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I meant Rotty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chiwawa! Pahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say im a fox (goes with the red hair too

) fast and wild fred I would say is a fukin BEAST in general..dam is he ever!! Nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther

Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol

I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...

Okay. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has has me in stitches.. really funny!

Id say my animal would be a dog as i growl and have been known to bark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has has me in stitches.. really funny!

Id say my animal would be a dog as i growl and have been known to bark

Known plenty of dogs

And once met a fox that turned into a dragon

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther

Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol

I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...

Okay.

Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther

Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol

I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...

Okay.

Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then."

The Puma has a large range, from Canada toy the south of chile, so different names are used in different areas, including Mountain Lion in parts of the US. When I was about 17 there was an add in the exchange and mart for puma cubs, £400 each, wonder if they ended up on Bodmin moor.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

i do like to nibble a partner on the back of the neck so either a flea or another biting thing..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther

Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol

I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...

Okay.

Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.

lynx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther

Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol

I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...

Okay.

Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.

lynx"

What about Lynx?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

In a previous incarnation I was a Ram, but now I'm a parrot because I'm a pretty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther

Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol

I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...

Okay.

Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.

lynx

What about Lynx?

Cock measuring device

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther

Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol

I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...

Okay.

Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.

lynx

What about Lynx?

Cock measuring device"

Surely that would be dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has has me in stitches.. really funny!

Id say my animal would be a dog as i growl and have been known to bark

Known plenty of dogs

And once met a fox that turned into a dragon

i knew a fox once...turned into a snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther

Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol

I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...

Okay.

Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.

lynx

What about Lynx?

Cock measuring device

Surely that would be dangerous

Only with a lit fag in your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther

Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol

I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...

Okay.

Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.

lynx

What about Lynx?

Cock measuring device

Surely that would be dangerous

Only with a lit fag in your hand"

Are you a builder? Measuring with a fag in your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther

Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol

I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...

Okay.

Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.

lynx

What about Lynx?

Cock measuring device

Surely that would be dangerous

Only with a lit fag in your hand

Are you a builder? Measuring with a fag in your hand

No a beagle

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

He had a short finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See what I mean Grannycrumpet, it`s all gone to pot now, bet it`s my fault again, sorry

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"See what I mean Grannycrumpet, it`s all gone to pot now, bet it`s my fault again, sorry

Yeah it's your fault. We were doing really heavy research the rest of us and now we'll never be published !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo dragon I am Welsh and known to rawr :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther

Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol

I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...

Okay.

Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.

lynx

What about Lynx?

Cock measuring device

Surely that would be dangerous

Only with a lit fag in your hand

Are you a builder? Measuring with a fag in your hand

No a beagle

Oh, a copper then being Snoopy and all

Caution; post may contain terrible humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol

Panther then surely?

Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol

I think he was referring to the 'spots'

That'd make you a leopard.

A jag sans spots is a panther

Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol

I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...

Okay.

Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.

lynx

What about Lynx?

Cock measuring device

Surely that would be dangerous

Only with a lit fag in your hand

Are you a builder? Measuring with a fag in your hand

No a beagle

Oh, a copper then being Snoopy and all

Caution; post may contain terrible humour"

Didn't realise Snoopy was a beagle, I meant beagle as in a smoking dog

(Probably stopped those tests now though---price of fags and all)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Your current status:

... "I have the brain of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the engorged member of a rampant hippopotamus... All I need now is some glue"

53 minutes ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm a god damn sexual tyrannosaur'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'I'm a god damn sexual tyrannosaur'

Not up to date with modern sexual techniques?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See what I mean Grannycrumpet, it`s all gone to pot now, bet it`s my fault again, sorry

Yeah it's your fault. We were doing really heavy research the rest of us and now we'll never be published !

Please forgive me, I promise to be good from now on.

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