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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rate my cock

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

It does nothing for me! - Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Oh dear are you sure you really want this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's too much of it on your profile.

Hold onto your hat!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Oh dear are you sure you really want this "

He might not, but I am sure it will be entertaining for the rest of us!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Its a bit small innit? And is that red bit a rash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear are you sure you really want this "

Desperation is a cruel master.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus fooooking wept

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oh ffs

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Girth.... Ok

Length... Ok

Suckability.. Ok

Does it do a song and dance act... Then I will mark for entertainment value....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

[Removed by poster at 21/11/10 23:09:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the penis looks ok but the cock attached might need some work

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

funny shaped bell end..very pale in colour....bit thin....there ya go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good length, good girth, not very good looking, so I shall give it a pass, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freddie Rate My Hamster!!!

Sorry. Thought this was the surrealists thread

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

thank god i censored myself... I could have gotten a ban....

lowest of the low in my eyes....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Rate my cock"

2/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate my cock

2/10"

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That's generous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok the pics on the landing of your full body with cock attached of course are the best. It looks thinner in one pic, but that could be the camera angle. Im not keen on the one where youve pulled trousers down cos I can see your feet in it and that puts me off for some reason, and the full erection pic,whilst yeah ok good cock pic, but my eyes are drawn to that white at the bottom, what is that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok the pics on the landing of your full body with cock attached of course are the best. It looks thinner in one pic, but that could be the camera angle. Im not keen on the one where youve pulled trousers down cos I can see your feet in it and that puts me off for some reason, and the full erection pic,whilst yeah ok good cock pic, but my eyes are drawn to that white at the bottom, what is that ?"

someones dentures????

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Ok the pics on the landing of your full body with cock attached of course are the best. It looks thinner in one pic, but that could be the camera angle. Im not keen on the one where youve pulled trousers down cos I can see your feet in it and that puts me off for some reason, and the full erection pic,whilst yeah ok good cock pic, but my eyes are drawn to that white at the bottom, what is that ?"

PVA glue.....well you've got to stick a hollow dildo on with something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok the pics on the landing of your full body with cock attached of course are the best. It looks thinner in one pic, but that could be the camera angle. Im not keen on the one where youve pulled trousers down cos I can see your feet in it and that puts me off for some reason, and the full erection pic,whilst yeah ok good cock pic, but my eyes are drawn to that white at the bottom, what is that ?

PVA glue.....well you've got to stick a hollow dildo on with something!"

very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like the feather's much and it wakes me up every fookin morning cock-a-doodle-doing! Kill the bugger and have some nice roasties with it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its a bit of a weird shape if you ask me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Its a bit of a weird shape if you ask me"
i thought that!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Its a bit of a weird shape if you ask me"

Is because it isn't stuck on straight....should have waited for the PVA glue to set correctly.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Its a bit of a weird shape if you ask me

Is because it isn't stuck on straight....should have waited for the PVA glue to set correctly."
paper mache?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this was a boxing match the ref would have stopped it by now. Almost feel sorry for the OP.....almost!!!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Don't like the feather's much and it wakes me up every fookin morning cock-a-doodle-doing! Kill the bugger and have some nice roasties with it."

Pmsl

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

The man with the 'Blue Peter' cock.

They could make a comedy film about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very low class to ask such a question. Unless you want people to think of you as simply a disembodied cock with nothing else to offer then it's a bit risky asking them to rate just that one element of you.

In answer to the question 'rate my cock' ... 3/10 for reasons I can't be bothered to go into.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this was a boxing match the ref would have stopped it by now. Almost feel sorry for the OP.....almost!!!"

What did he expect. It was obvious he was going to get some stick.

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