FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Cracked ribs

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Like a complete idiot, I've managed to crack three ribs, the nurse at a&e told me to expect 2 weeks of agony, 2 more weeks of pain and a further 2 weeks of discomfort before I get anywhere near back to normal. I have an extremely high pain threshold, but got to say, 2 weeks in, I've never experienced such searing pain in my life. My biggest frustration is that I can't train, tried do do a few simple exercises the other day and collapsed in a pathetic heap, anyone give me an idea when I'll be able get grit my teeth and grow some, without my training (let alone sex) I'm agitated and stressed. What a plonker

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a tight hug ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the hell did you manage to do that, or shouldn't I ask?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I know how you feel about not being able to train.

I haven't been able to train for the last 60 years or so and i've just melted.

Heartbreaking really.

I'm willing to give you a good going over if you think it will help.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aycee70Couple
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Done it twice now, 2nd time not so bad as I knew what to expect! Can't cough, sneeze or fart without bringing tears to your eyes.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've cracked ribs countless times, it always sucks. Rest up fella...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

male or female nurse - what was your NHS experience like

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Man hugs from me .. Seriously... Chill . you'll be back causing mayhem and entertaining ladies before you know it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to do mma about ten years ago got all my ribs broke on my left hand side it was agony for quite some time, can't quite recall how long it was before I could train again but it was a shit time

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It's probably best just to rest and not to aggravate them further, hope it's a speedy recovery though x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done it twice now, 2nd time not so bad as I knew what to expect! Can't cough, sneeze or fart without bringing tears to your eyes. "

Pmsl!!! I cant cough or sneeze for fear of loss if bladder control, as for farting.... i always bring tears to my eyes! The joys if ibs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, try colouring in.

Rest now so that you heal and can train and play again.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Done it twice now, 2nd time not so bad as I knew what to expect! Can't cough, sneeze or fart without bringing tears to your eyes.

Pmsl!!! I cant cough or sneeze for fear of loss if bladder control, as for farting.... i always bring tears to my eyes! The joys if ibs "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done it twice now, 2nd time not so bad as I knew what to expect! Can't cough, sneeze or fart without bringing tears to your eyes.

Pmsl!!! I cant cough or sneeze for fear of loss if bladder control, as for farting.... i always bring tears to my eyes! The joys if ibs

"

I know what men want!! Lmao

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How the hell did you manage to do that, or shouldn't I ask? "

love to say I fought of a marauding horde to protect the virginity of a fair maiden, or leapt from a burning building to save the life of a small child.... Sadly, I fell on a cast iron garden chair (I did break the chair though) !!! and I thought I was tuff lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe eating horsemeat will allow you to sleep whilst standing up?

Lying in bed was the worst part of it for me.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I feel your pain having broken my rib many years ago - took a while to fully heal but got there eventually x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Maybe eating horsemeat will allow you to sleep whilst standing up?

Lying in bed was the worst part of it for me."

Yeah, the process of lying down is so painful, I've done it a couple of times with horses. The last time I thought they were just bruised, but it took over 3 months for me to even be able to lie on that side. As I was yanked off my feet by one arm the Doc thinks I probably pulled all the ligaments as they are the only thing that take that long to heal normally.

But I took a dive playing Hippie rounders on Sat, and the same bloody place is hurting again!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh Gentle hug and wishing you a speedy recovery. You didn't say how it happened but if you are doing any full contact sport like mma, kick etc you have to rest it so it heals properly or you will always have a weakness there. Frustrating but in long run its the best. The pain is there to tell you that area is sore! A good idea is Arnica homeopathy, for internal healing. Just a thought. Gentle hug again x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top