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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are you all drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coke please! I'm designated driver taking all you lot home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diet Lemonade.....

I know - I know....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Teetotal bar so far (except I'm on the wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double malibu & pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&T please,it's been a long ole day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry & Lime cider me dear.

I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka, lime & lemonade with ice & slice

Thanks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bud please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skittle Bomb please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you open a restaurant instead? I'm hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear.

I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect

I've already started the cider too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer in the bath

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Foster's for me please xxx

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By *rafty98Man
over a year ago

herts

Becks Vier please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double malibu & pineapple "

Sod off, that's something teenage girls drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G&T please,it's been a long ole day"

No problem, ice & a slice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear.

I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect

No more for you then!!

I know what you get like after a few

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka, lime & lemonade with ice & slice

Thanks!!

Coming right up, once I've finished my wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any nibbles??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong black coffee please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bud please"

I have a bottle of bud in one of my friends only pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skittle Bomb please

Too technical for me so water it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you open a restaurant instead? I'm hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear.

I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect

No more for you then!!

I know what you get like after a few

It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Foster's for me please xxx"

Sorry, I've run out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Becks Vier please "

I think you should have a sweet sherry instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear.

I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect

No more for you then!!

I know what you get like after a few

It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck

Invest in a cheap picnic blanket and some insect repellant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you all drinking?"

The limoncello I made earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear.

I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect

No more for you then!!

I know what you get like after a few

It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck

Invest in a cheap picnic blanket and some insect repellant lol

I'll bear that in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you open a restaurant instead? I'm hungry

No"

Pffft, you're missing out on the highest profit margins.

Amateur.

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By *anedbdTV/TS
over a year ago

Cyberspace

Glass of Merlot, please xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Don't mind if i do as I've just got home from yet anther shit day. A huge jd and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you open a restaurant instead? I'm hungry

I'm making chicken tikka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you open a restaurant instead? I'm hungry

I'm making chicken tikka

Sold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G&T please,it's been a long ole day

No problem, ice & a slice?"

Ooh ta,that will go down nicely. I'll have another in 20 minutes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you open a restaurant instead? I'm hungry

I'm making chicken tikka

Sold."

It's bring your own beer though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bacardi and zero, with ice and lemon

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Bud please

I have a bottle of bud in one of my friends only pics

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can I be your friend xxx please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any nibbles??

What would you like? I have some men's arses, some thighs, some strong arms & the odd boobage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong black coffee please."

Not at this time, horlicks for you my dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort,lemonade,lime and.ice please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Southern comfort,lemonade,lime and.ice please "

I love southern comfort with lemonade so sorry, I'm not sharing!!

You can have sherry or Malibu because I don't like them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wine x"

Red, white, rose, or sparkling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear.

I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect

No more for you then!!

I know what you get like after a few

It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck

See, can't take you anywhere!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort,lemonade,lime and.ice please

I love southern comfort with lemonade so sorry, I'm not sharing!!

You can have sherry or Malibu because I don't like them

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that's ok I have a full bottle here that a sexy man brought me.....I've been saving it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any nibbles??

What would you like? I have some men's arses, some thighs, some strong arms & the odd boobage."

I'm greedy. All of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear.

I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect

No more for you then!!

I know what you get like after a few

It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck

See, can't take you anywhere!!"

I'm easily corrupted

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Taps bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't mind if i do as I've just got home from yet anther shit day. A huge jd and please "

Sorry, I don't want to open the JD just yet, so you can have a glass of tonic water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of Merlot, please xx"

Good choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G&T please,it's been a long ole day

No problem, ice & a slice?

Ooh ta,that will go down nicely. I'll have another in 20 minutes please "

Blimey!! Better get a few more bottles of gin in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Leffe Blonde pretty please barmaid!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bacardi and zero, with ice and lemon

Try a pint of Guinness instead. I'm trying to get rid of it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Don't mind if i do as I've just got home from yet anther shit day. A huge jd and please

Sorry, I don't want to open the JD just yet, so you can have a glass of tonic water

Oi get it open wench this man needs a drink after the day I've had

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bud please

I have a bottle of bud in one of my friends only pics

can I be your friend xxx please

Are you of a nervous disposition?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you all drinking?

The limoncello I made earlier.

I love limoncello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Murphy's please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a Leffe Blonde pretty please barmaid!

It's not a whore house Mr PB, honestly, you and your blondes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't mind if i do as I've just got home from yet anther shit day. A huge jd and please

Sorry, I don't want to open the JD just yet, so you can have a glass of tonic water

Oi get it open wench this man needs a drink after the day I've had

What about a pina colada with an umbrella?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Sod it im off to the off licence I'll buy my own. Tuts and walks off

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am currently enjoying a bottle of Sierra Nevada pale ale. It's sliding down rather nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bacardi and zero, with ice and lemon

Try a pint of Guinness instead. I'm trying to get rid of it

aslong as its got a blackcurrent top im good with guiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After just getting my 4 month old grandson to sleep , not before he screamed loudly for 45 minutes , it has to be a large vodka , , then food

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Wine please...a bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sod it im off to the off licence I'll buy my own. Tuts and walks off "

I run the off license too so tough

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sod it im off to the off licence I'll buy my own. Tuts and walks off

I run the off license too so tough

But i run the brewery so ner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After just getting my 4 month old grandson to sleep , not before he screamed loudly for 45 minutes , it has to be a large vodka , , then food "

Have the whole bottle, sounds like you need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Leffe Blonde pretty please barmaid!

It's not a whore house Mr PB, honestly, you and your blondes

Oh, any Brun then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strong black coffee please.

Not at this time, horlicks for you my dear."

I'm working a 25hr shift, it's coffee or Red Bull!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wine please...a bottle

You can have a bottle, I may have d*unk what's inside it, but you can still have the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of black tea please. Very boring but off on a longish cycle ride tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had my first cosmo. I will have another please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong black coffee please.

Not at this time, horlicks for you my dear.

I'm working a 25hr shift, it's coffee or Red Bull!"

Don't worry, I'll get someone to keep hitting you over the head of you look like you're going to fall asleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a nice cold beer for me please....will save the wine for the film later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strong black coffee please.

Not at this time, horlicks for you my dear.

I'm working a 25hr shift, it's coffee or Red Bull!

Don't worry, I'll get someone to keep hitting you over the head of you look like you're going to fall asleep!"

I'll volunteer

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By *r and mrs willingCouple
over a year ago

SOUTH WEST & WALES

Could I have a mojito please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strong black coffee please.

Not at this time, horlicks for you my dear.

I'm working a 25hr shift, it's coffee or Red Bull!

Don't worry, I'll get someone to keep hitting you over the head of you look like you're going to fall asleep!

I'll volunteer

Meanie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any scampi fries?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right anyone want to take over, I'm going to watch the highlights of the Championship play off final between Norwich & Middlesbrough.

Don't tell me who wins

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Right anyone want to take over, I'm going to watch the highlights of the Championship play off final between Norwich & Middlesbrough.

Don't tell me who wins

2 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not drinking tonight, I'm still hanging from last night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right anyone want to take over, I'm going to watch the highlights of the Championship play off final between Norwich & Middlesbrough.

Don't tell me who wins

2 1

2-0 actually!! We stuffed them good & proper!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm back, seen the goals again

So, are you all getting slightly tipsy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in from work ,soo a large glass of wine

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'm not drinking tonight, I'm still hanging from last night. "

lightweight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just in from work ,soo a large glass of wine

Coming right up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you all drinking?"

Irish black russian please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not drinking tonight, I'm still hanging from last night. "

Few too many Malibu's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you all drinking?

Irish black russian please x"

I'm not running a dating agency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you all drinking?

Irish black russian please x

I'm not running a dating agency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jd, with ice served over your breasts so I can lick the jd and use the ice for after lol mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Thatchers please and when I've had enough of that a JD with a splash of would finish me right off !!!! Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you all drinking?

Irish black russian please x

I'm not running a dating agency

I will have you know I am an equal opportunities drinker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jd, with ice served over your breasts so I can lick the jd and use the ice for after lol mmmmmm"

Bar is now closed, run out of ice for drinks, my boobs need it more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope its not to early for that kind of behaviour lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a Thatchers please and when I've had enough of that a JD with a splash of would finish me right off !!!! Please

I can think of plenty of ways to finish you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come your boobs need ice I've some in my jd lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single malt with ice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you all drinking?

Irish black russian please x

I'm not running a dating agency

I will have you know I am an equal opportunities drinker

Yes, you certainly are

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

A mint chocolate martini please !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope its not to early for that kind of behaviour lol xx"

Never too early!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single malt with ice. "

I'm not wasting the good stuff on you reprobates, have a cherry brandy instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that's what I like to hear lol now where did you want this ice xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mint chocolate martini please !!

I refuse to serve drinks with chocolate in them

Have a pint of lager instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just in from work ,soo a large glass of wine

Coming right up xx"

Thank you just what I needed Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope its not to early for that kind of behaviour lol xx

Never too early!!"

Now that's what I want to hear. Where did you want this ice lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope its not to early for that kind of behaviour lol xx

Never too early!!

Now that's what I want to hear. Where did you want this ice lol xx"

In my drink of course, & rub some on my nipples while your there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere else madam getting a little hot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a bottle of red calling to me along with two packs of crisps. Spending tomorrow with my dad, so bought it specially

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got a bottle of red calling to me along with two packs of crisps. Spending tomorrow with my dad, so bought it specially"

What flavour crisps, that's the question?!

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By *abloversCouple
over a year ago

London

Large Vodka and !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large Vodka and !"

You can have the . I want the vodka

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Maybe a White Russian... with a diazepam chaser...

What ya got?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe a White Russian... with a diazepam chaser...

What ya got?"

A glass of water & a paracetamol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cranberry and soda water over ice might have to put a bit of vodka in it later though (in charge of four 13 year olds) all singing to pitch perfect x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Quager please Miss Innocent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cranberry and soda water over ice might have to put a bit of vodka in it later though (in charge of four 13 year olds) all singing to pitch perfect x"

Definitely need the vodka!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a Quager please Miss Innocent

Sounds too arty farty so you can have a shandy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Maybe a White Russian... with a diazepam chaser...

What ya got?

A glass of water & a paracetamol."

Pissflaps!

This bar sucks!

I want my money back!!

*is hustled out by security*

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'm not sure I could manage another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you re-stocked with ice yet?

Ah sod it can I have a hot-chocolate please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe a White Russian... with a diazepam chaser...

What ya got?

A glass of water & a paracetamol.

Pissflaps!

This bar sucks!

I want my money back!!

*is hustled out by security* "

Sorry Joe, just thinking of your welfare

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you re-stocked with ice yet?

Ah sod it can I have a hot-chocolate please?"

Of course, marshmallows with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Quager please Miss Innocent

Sounds too arty farty so you can have a shandy

Ok that's cool I am supposed to be working after all

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

MYOB

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