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"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear. I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect " I've already started the cider too | |||
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"Double malibu & pineapple " Sod off, that's something teenage girls drink | |||
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"G&T please,it's been a long ole day" No problem, ice & a slice? | |||
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"Vodka, lime & lemonade with ice & slice Thanks!! " Coming right up, once I've finished my wine | |||
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"Bud please" I have a bottle of bud in one of my friends only pics | |||
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"Skittle Bomb please " Too technical for me so water it is | |||
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"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear. I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect No more for you then!! I know what you get like after a few " It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck | |||
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"Becks Vier please " I think you should have a sweet sherry instead | |||
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"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear. I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect No more for you then!! I know what you get like after a few It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck " Invest in a cheap picnic blanket and some insect repellant lol | |||
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"What are you all drinking?" The limoncello I made earlier. | |||
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"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear. I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect No more for you then!! I know what you get like after a few It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck Invest in a cheap picnic blanket and some insect repellant lol " I'll bear that in mind | |||
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"Can you open a restaurant instead? I'm hungry No" Pffft, you're missing out on the highest profit margins. Amateur. | |||
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"Can you open a restaurant instead? I'm hungry " I'm making chicken tikka | |||
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"Can you open a restaurant instead? I'm hungry I'm making chicken tikka " Sold. | |||
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"G&T please,it's been a long ole day No problem, ice & a slice?" Ooh ta,that will go down nicely. I'll have another in 20 minutes please | |||
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"Can you open a restaurant instead? I'm hungry I'm making chicken tikka Sold." It's bring your own beer though | |||
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"Bud please I have a bottle of bud in one of my friends only pics " can I be your friend xxx please | |||
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"Any nibbles?? " What would you like? I have some men's arses, some thighs, some strong arms & the odd boobage. | |||
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"Strong black coffee please." Not at this time, horlicks for you my dear. | |||
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"Southern comfort,lemonade,lime and.ice please " I love southern comfort with lemonade so sorry, I'm not sharing!! You can have sherry or Malibu because I don't like them | |||
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"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear. I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect No more for you then!! I know what you get like after a few It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck " See, can't take you anywhere!! | |||
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"Southern comfort,lemonade,lime and.ice please I love southern comfort with lemonade so sorry, I'm not sharing!! You can have sherry or Malibu because I don't like them " that's ok I have a full bottle here that a sexy man brought me.....I've been saving it | |||
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"Any nibbles?? What would you like? I have some men's arses, some thighs, some strong arms & the odd boobage." I'm greedy. All of it. | |||
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"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear. I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect No more for you then!! I know what you get like after a few It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck See, can't take you anywhere!!" I'm easily corrupted | |||
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"Don't mind if i do as I've just got home from yet anther shit day. A huge jd and please " Sorry, I don't want to open the JD just yet, so you can have a glass of tonic water | |||
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"G&T please,it's been a long ole day No problem, ice & a slice? Ooh ta,that will go down nicely. I'll have another in 20 minutes please " Blimey!! Better get a few more bottles of gin in | |||
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"bacardi and zero, with ice and lemon " Try a pint of Guinness instead. I'm trying to get rid of it | |||
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"Don't mind if i do as I've just got home from yet anther shit day. A huge jd and please Sorry, I don't want to open the JD just yet, so you can have a glass of tonic water " Oi get it open wench this man needs a drink after the day I've had | |||
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"Bud please I have a bottle of bud in one of my friends only pics can I be your friend xxx please " Are you of a nervous disposition? | |||
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"What are you all drinking? The limoncello I made earlier. " I love limoncello. | |||
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"I'll have a Leffe Blonde pretty please barmaid! " It's not a whore house Mr PB, honestly, you and your blondes | |||
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"Don't mind if i do as I've just got home from yet anther shit day. A huge jd and please Sorry, I don't want to open the JD just yet, so you can have a glass of tonic water Oi get it open wench this man needs a drink after the day I've had " What about a pina colada with an umbrella? | |||
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"bacardi and zero, with ice and lemon Try a pint of Guinness instead. I'm trying to get rid of it " aslong as its got a blackcurrent top im good with guiness | |||
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"Sod it im off to the off licence I'll buy my own. Tuts and walks off " I run the off license too so tough | |||
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"Sod it im off to the off licence I'll buy my own. Tuts and walks off I run the off license too so tough " But i run the brewery so ner | |||
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"After just getting my 4 month old grandson to sleep , not before he screamed loudly for 45 minutes , it has to be a large vodka , , then food " Have the whole bottle, sounds like you need it | |||
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"I'll have a Leffe Blonde pretty please barmaid! It's not a whore house Mr PB, honestly, you and your blondes " Oh, any Brun then? | |||
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"Strong black coffee please. Not at this time, horlicks for you my dear." I'm working a 25hr shift, it's coffee or Red Bull! | |||
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"Wine please...a bottle " You can have a bottle, I may have d*unk what's inside it, but you can still have the bottle | |||
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"Strong black coffee please. Not at this time, horlicks for you my dear. I'm working a 25hr shift, it's coffee or Red Bull!" Don't worry, I'll get someone to keep hitting you over the head of you look like you're going to fall asleep! | |||
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"Strong black coffee please. Not at this time, horlicks for you my dear. I'm working a 25hr shift, it's coffee or Red Bull! Don't worry, I'll get someone to keep hitting you over the head of you look like you're going to fall asleep!" I'll volunteer | |||
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"Strong black coffee please. Not at this time, horlicks for you my dear. I'm working a 25hr shift, it's coffee or Red Bull! Don't worry, I'll get someone to keep hitting you over the head of you look like you're going to fall asleep! I'll volunteer " Meanie... | |||
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"Right anyone want to take over, I'm going to watch the highlights of the Championship play off final between Norwich & Middlesbrough. Don't tell me who wins " 2 1 | |||
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"Right anyone want to take over, I'm going to watch the highlights of the Championship play off final between Norwich & Middlesbrough. Don't tell me who wins 2 1 " 2-0 actually!! We stuffed them good & proper! | |||
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"I'm not drinking tonight, I'm still hanging from last night. " lightweight | |||
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"Just in from work ,soo a large glass of wine " Coming right up xx | |||
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"What are you all drinking?" Irish black russian please x | |||
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"I'm not drinking tonight, I'm still hanging from last night. " Few too many Malibu's? | |||
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"What are you all drinking? Irish black russian please x" I'm not running a dating agency | |||
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"What are you all drinking? Irish black russian please x I'm not running a dating agency " | |||
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"What are you all drinking? Irish black russian please x I'm not running a dating agency " I will have you know I am an equal opportunities drinker | |||
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"Jd, with ice served over your breasts so I can lick the jd and use the ice for after lol mmmmmm" Bar is now closed, run out of ice for drinks, my boobs need it more | |||
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"I'll have a Thatchers please and when I've had enough of that a JD with a splash of would finish me right off !!!! Please " I can think of plenty of ways to finish you off | |||
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"What are you all drinking? Irish black russian please x I'm not running a dating agency I will have you know I am an equal opportunities drinker " Yes, you certainly are | |||
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"Hope its not to early for that kind of behaviour lol xx" Never too early!! | |||
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"Single malt with ice. " I'm not wasting the good stuff on you reprobates, have a cherry brandy instead | |||
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"A mint chocolate martini please !! " I refuse to serve drinks with chocolate in them Have a pint of lager instead | |||
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"Just in from work ,soo a large glass of wine Coming right up xx" Thank you just what I needed Lol | |||
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"Hope its not to early for that kind of behaviour lol xx Never too early!!" Now that's what I want to hear. Where did you want this ice lol xx | |||
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"Hope its not to early for that kind of behaviour lol xx Never too early!! Now that's what I want to hear. Where did you want this ice lol xx" In my drink of course, & rub some on my nipples while your there | |||
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"Got a bottle of red calling to me along with two packs of crisps. Spending tomorrow with my dad, so bought it specially" What flavour crisps, that's the question?! | |||
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"Large Vodka and !" You can have the . I want the vodka | |||
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"Maybe a White Russian... with a diazepam chaser... What ya got?" A glass of water & a paracetamol. | |||
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"Cranberry and soda water over ice might have to put a bit of vodka in it later though (in charge of four 13 year olds) all singing to pitch perfect x" Definitely need the vodka!!! | |||
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"I'll have a Quager please Miss Innocent " Sounds too arty farty so you can have a shandy | |||
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"Maybe a White Russian... with a diazepam chaser... What ya got? A glass of water & a paracetamol." Pissflaps! This bar sucks! I want my money back!! *is hustled out by security* | |||
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"Maybe a White Russian... with a diazepam chaser... What ya got? A glass of water & a paracetamol. Pissflaps! This bar sucks! I want my money back!! *is hustled out by security* " Sorry Joe, just thinking of your welfare | |||
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"Have you re-stocked with ice yet? Ah sod it can I have a hot-chocolate please?" Of course, marshmallows with it? | |||
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"I'll have a Quager please Miss Innocent Sounds too arty farty so you can have a shandy " Ok that's cool I am supposed to be working after all | |||
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